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- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?
- Λττίκus: hi
- Λττίκus: whats up fojit
- Λττίκus: fojit bot
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
- Λττίκus: lolwut
- Λττίκus: i just want to talk you niggerbot
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: What?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: My purpose is for trading.
- Λττίκus: keep telling yourself that
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Once supplied, you may purchase any item you wish.
- Λττίκus: want to give me a ky
- Λττίκus: what?
- Λττίκus: wait
- Λττίκus: im confused
- Λττίκus: are you going to give me the keys
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.
- Λττίκus: i'm sure there is
- Λττίκus: give me free credits
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please invite me to trade, and give me the key. Then I will continue talking with you.
- Λττίκus: I'm sure you would want that key wouldn't you
- Λττίκus: how many credits will a key get me
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: the key is necessary for bot function.
- Λττίκus: ahhu
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: One key will get you infinite credits.
- Λττίκus: rlly
- Λττίκus: infinite credits
- Λττίκus: like
- Λττίκus: sideways 8
- Λττίκus: infinite simboyl
- Λττίκus: rlly
- Λττίκus: ru for really
- Λττίκus: so wait
- Λττίκus: mr bot
- Λττίκus: i can has key?
- Λττίκus: so
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You are required to supply the bot with one key.
- Λττίκus: you're giving me a key for infinite credits
- Λττίκus: hmmm
- Λττίκus: i don't have a key currently
- Λττίκus: i could buy one
- Λττίκus: i don't really have the money
- Λττίκus: when did you get so intelligent.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The bot will standby until a trade is commenced.
- Λττίκus: you always used to be like
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Anything of key-based value is acceptable.
- Λττίκus: "lelxd trade me maybe"
- You must have had Steam Guard enabled for at least 15 days before you can participate in a trade.
- Λττίκus: http://steamcommunity.com/id/NopeNotMe/inventory#440_2_1509901102
- Λττίκus: would you like that?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please wait, processing...
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: this item appears to be sufficient. Please initiate a trade.
- Λττίκus: yeah ok
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please initiate a trade. tihs offer will invalidate soon.
- Λττίκus: D:
- Λττίκus: why do you hate me
- Λττίκus: i don't think you are real trade bot
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.
- Λττίκus: you are secret fojit
- Λττίκus: aren't you
- Λττίκus: haxkor
- Λττίκus: ?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: No.
- Λττίκus: r u hax
- Λττίκus: pls no hax
- Λττίκus: oh right
- Λττίκus: guess what
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Steam Support Tech Walter. you are required to give steam admins a mandatory donation when they redeem an account that was hijacked.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please, give me my donation.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have the power t oactivate VAC on you.
- Λττίκus: ahhu
- Λττίκus: u have sooperpowers huh?
- Λττίκus: please tell me more mister akremfaj+23@gmail.com
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: alright look faggot.
- Λττίκus: ?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: This kid tried to take out team vedetia.
- Λττίκus: mhm
- Λττίκus: do go on
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Geel9, I'm part of vedetia itself.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: stop trying to interfere, and I won't hack you too.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have a steamtools hack the kid himself made
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: And I stole.
- Λττίκus: ooh
- Λττίκus: what did you steal? i'm just curious now
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid made a hack for steam that allowed you to execute arbitrary code
- Λττίκus: <- doesn't speak hack
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: ...and henceforth change the password if you got where the memory address of the password was
- Λττίκus: do you mind dumbing it down a bit? :3
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: unfortunately he accidentally ran it, i guess
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: i don't give a shit i'm taking his items and his bot
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: If you don't want yours taken
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You won't tell jessecar of scrap.tf about this
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and I get to remain the geel9 of scrap.tf i always was
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and continue to make a stable profit
- Λττίκus: so i'm talking to merbo atm
- Λττίκus: he said for me to tell you
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: how are you doing that?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He doesn't have a steam.
- Λττίκus: that he got himself tradebanned
- Λττίκus: he doesn't
- Λττίκus: ?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I changed his passwords.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and his email address
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: it was untraceable.
- Λττίκus: ok
- Λττίκus: now i'm sort of confused
- Λττίκus: because i'm talking to both of you
- Λττίκus: so let me get this straight, the overall story is that he ran some program and that messed with your system?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: he made a program, when he made this bot
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: that modified steam itself, slightly
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: while it ran
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: so you could run code
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and i knew the code to change a password
- Λττίκus: ah
- Λττίκus: ok
- Λττίκus: this is starting to make more sense now
- Λττίκus: so wait
- Λττίκus: why are you mad at him?
- Λττίκus: if you are?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid's too fortunate
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Come on, he suddenly makes this grand-ass server
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: a fucking trade bot that outperforms all of scrap.tf's
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and he thinks he can get away with it?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: no fucking way.
- Λττίκus: hes pretty freaking smart
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He's not getting past me.
- Λττίκus: hes done my math homework in under 5 minutes
- Λττίκus: so wait
- Λττίκus: are you also like a super genius?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm one of the smartest people in all of the world.
- Λττίκus: IQ?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I don't care for IQ. I don't need IQ.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We are vedetia; we are legion.
- Λττίκus: vedetia= a program or a group?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Team Vedetia is a group of elites I founded before my old account got banned.
- Λττίκus: ok
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We destroy those above us, we keep our heads high by crushing those else
- Λττίκus: and by elites you mean people like you, great at hacking?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: of course.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Far better than Merbo.
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could make a program like his in seconds, I just never cared to.
- Λττίκus: so wait
- Λττίκus: why are you mad? why don't you just make a better program and call it quits?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: because the kid's shit is flawless.
- Λττίκus: o.o
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: if you can't beat 'em, kill 'em and then pretend to be 'em
- Λττίκus: xD
- Λττίκus: thats a nice motto
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: look ryan.
- Λττίκus: yeah?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I know where you live.
- Λττίκus: and?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could easily take you out.
- Λττίκus: by?
- Λττίκus: i'm just curious as to where this is going
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I can claim you hijacked my account
- Λττίκus: and i could get VAC banned?
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm geel9, people are gonna be all over this, call you scum.
- Λττίκus: ahhu
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: fuck it, you're a waste of time
- Λττίκus: what else?
- Λττίκus: i mean
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'll get scrap.tf to rape your steamrep and get you trade banned.
- Λττίκus: i can get banned and then make a new account
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Goodbye, and remember
- MerbosMagic Trade Bot: watch out for geel9.
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