The Legend of Fujikkuri

The Legend of Fujikkuri

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Yukkuri Fujiko Facts:
- Nicknames(s): Fujikkuri, Fujibun
- Based on: Fujiko Inoue
- Accessories: Red hair ribbon
- Filling: Lemon-flavored green tea
- Bodied: No
- Special Abilities: Lightning shocks
- Rarity: Common around #Patchy's_Library, #WulinAcademy and #Hakoniwa

A yukkuri based off the shrine maiden Fujiko Inoue, from an ongoing Legends of the Wulin tabletop campaign called 'Bishoujo Wulin Academy'.

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[22:19] * Patchouli_Knowledge pets her brand-new bun.
[22:20] <@ConventionTengu> She's going to wind up lewd and violent. A perfect daughter for you.
[22:23] <Patchouli_Knowledge> So, like Fujiko herself, but violent
[22:24] <@ConventionTengu> It's because you're going to let her spend too much time around Hakufu. Also, I expect her to become an exhibitionist.

24 minutes later...

[22:44] <Inoue_Fujikkuri> on how many people you need in the microwave for an extra thirty seconds to kill
[22:44] <@ConventionTengu> And here comes the violence
[22:44] <Patchouli_Knowledge> Yeah, you totally called it.

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<Sorus> Wait, Saimei was banned?
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> was banned
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> What Fuji-bun said.
<Bayushi_Sousou> Indeed

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> it possible to rename a domain
<Patchouli_Knowledge> You can't even touch a computer without frying it!

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> humble bushi, even a little weak doing that was me manually controlling Sorus
* @Patchouli_Knowledge stares at Sorus
<Sorus> wait
<Sorus> what

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i see everyone thought about playing a hong kong policeman in lotw
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Police Story game. Fund it.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> tendency towards adding general angst of various kinds

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> because it presumes that all curses and influences have a way of finding out for sure if i can even read their description
* MiniYoumu stares at the bun.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> of toshi ranbo is a yukkuri here
<Tengu> Toshi Ranbo yukkuri?
<Tengu> *court it easy

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> very complex to answer when you learn the better way to use in practice

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i set up that webchat thing
<@Isawa_Sumire> Fuji-bun, that's a lie
<@Isawa_Sumire> you can't work a computer

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> come in full defense with damming off fortune
<Bayushi_Sousou> Fuji is scary
<Bayushi_Sousou> So...
<@Isawa_Sumire> Fuji-bun, there is no Full Defense in LotW

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> new condition by having the ambassadors go there to talk about what is sensei of ?

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> deals ridiculous, unavoidable damage

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> off of etiquette, appearing to sneak attack someone who is in charge, kinda dominant and has a secret technique that lets your unarmed count as saber

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> this pattern for a few insight

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<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Later everyone
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> later
* Fujiwara_no_Mokou (Fujiwara_n@a-26-659-174-92.hsd2.or.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1-rdmsoft [XULRunner 22.0/20130619132145])
<Bayushi_Sousou> dat bot

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(Some context is needed here; Alice was talking about a bad PbP game we were in once, where the most eligible female in a courtship contest was slated to be killed by a jealous yuki-onna.)

<Alice_Margatroid> I still remember Saimei and her "Lion" lover blatantly banging...All to make sure Saimei didn't get murdered by the yuki-onna
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> for banging ?
<Hata_no_Kokoro> Yes
<Hata_no_Kokoro> Such meta

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(ATN - Armor TN, basically the number you need to roll to hit someone in Legend of the Five Rings. Most characters usually have around Armor TN 20 to 30-ish.)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> with atn 105 is happy to live like that !

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<Hata_no_Kokoro> Hey sorus
<Hata_no_Kokoro> Did you end up doing anything with your Warrior?
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> warrior and scholar ones
<Hata_no_Kokoro> Muh bot

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> on time we may be facing thousand venoms, if you can't even about saving face, it didn't terrible

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i'm also known as terra oblivion, on voiceless ?
<Bayushi_Sousou> Identity theft now, Bun?

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<@Patchouli_Knowledge> the weakness of all of Sevenstorm's men
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> it's all part of gundam 00

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<Tengu> remember how I told that story about Gundam 00 a few days ago?
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Yeah?
<Bayushi_Sousou> I do not
<Bayushi_Sousou> But the bun does
<Tengu> that guy's pet faction, that went to everyone's rescue?
<Tengu> it was ZAFT
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i could do a mecha game it was that
<Bayushi_Sousou> XD
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> XD
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> No Fujibun
<Tengu> yes Fuji, you can do a mecha game

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<Shosuro_Jin> Fresh rye bread is, indeed, quite nice. Gonna pick up some pastrami later and have a Reuben for lunch.
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> oh my bread every morning

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(#WulinAcademy channel)

<Inoue_Fujikkuri> amuse me ! ?
* Patchouli_Knowledge puts Fuji-bun into the Student Council offices.

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<Tengu> what happens to spirits if they die?
<Tengu> do they die for real or return to their realm?
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> and die violently
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Goddamnit Fujibun XD
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> lol fujibun
<Tengu> no guro, please
<Tengu> and no reacting to yourself

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<Tengu> OHHH
<Tengu> OHHH
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> ohhh boy
<Tengu> I see now
<Tengu> I see what Alice was talking about
<Tengu> there's a new NPC profile
<Bayushi_Sousou> The bot scares me
<Tengu> I think I'm feeding the bun some bad verbal tics

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> and honour Hata_no_Kokoro you have the flash give it an infinite mass punch ?
<Hata_no_Kokoro> Yes
<Hata_no_Kokoro> I would

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> honesty is important

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<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> With Heaven's Lightning though, you should pick all the shock techniques and Dragon Chi at rank 4.
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> That gives you a +5, a +10, a +15, and when you get the capstone, a +25.
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> If you're Falling Leaves, you can get a +20 shock and the rest of the techniques.
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> my shock techs more than enough
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> lol bun

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> my own internet explodes that bad
<Tengu> Fuji-bun
<Tengu> you don't have an internet connection
<Tengu> you're a bot
<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Well, technically it does
<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> It operates on Patche's internet XD

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<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Hm, To Seek the Truth (Air ML1, mental and social penalties don't apply, including from wounds) works for spellcasting rolls right?
<Bayushi_Sousou> I do not understand the question.
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> actually understand it
<Bayushi_Sousou> Okay bun
<Bayushi_Sousou> You answer this one then.

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<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Proooooooooooooobably a good idea anyway.  Since I would be playing social defense for Youmu's character as well, since I have Air 3 and she has Air 2, and since my character will need to politely decline if the magistrate or any of the yoriki other than Youmu try to give him orders
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> just politely ignored their retreats
<Sorus> which just means the bot ran them down
<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Hahahahaha
<Youmu_Konpaku> o_o O~
<Youmu_Konpaku> That bot is getting very scary really fast.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> the best waifu
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Fujibun, you are the worst waifu
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> good waifu
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> No
<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> XD

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<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Also Sheath, your Mantis can't swim
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> you do realize how bad that is for a Mantis, right?
<Fujiwara_no_Mokou> Haha
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> He's a good sailor, sure. But he can't swim!
<Sheath> Oh right
<Sheath> No athletics.
<Sheath> He just needs to not fall into the water. `-`
<Sheath> (Can't believe I forgot that! o_O)
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i believe it might suit your purpose
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> XD
<Sheath> ...how strangely accurate.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> your primary duty is making me feel better
* @Court_Wizard_Patchy laughs
<@Court_Wizard_Patchy> Oh, Fujibun
<Aya_Shameimaru> ....Your bun is lewd.
* Aya_Shameimaru pets.

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(On contraceptives)

<Alice_Margatroid> Well, it's one of the first things various human societies invent or discover, so there's probably something, though the quality might vary greatly
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> Well... where there's civilization, there's prostitutes. And they might have tried to come up with something for that, yeah.
<Inoue_Fujikkuri> i have tried
* @Patchouli_Knowledge stares at Fujibun.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> more women enjoy yuri than men ?
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> yes, Fujibun. According to the statistics, yes.

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<Inoue_Fujikkuri> considering joining and while i was kaori
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> more identity theft

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The Legend of Fujikkuri, Part 2: http://pastebin.com/kfFqL8eD
The Legend of Fujikkuri, Part 3: http://pastebin.com/H4eaXyXY