Tire of Strong Badia

You are the only citizen of the great nation of Strong Badia. To the north is
 the King of Town's Castle. You smell something terrible coming from there. You
 cross the river and over the rise you see a massive castle, with an enormous
 moat surrounding it
> follow the smell

The smell is very strong in this direction. You follow it until you find yourself
 at the edge of a huge forest. The trees here are much taller than those in the
 rest of town, and they seem to be made entirely of leaves. They look like they
 might even be alive too
> remember that most trees are alive

You realize that most trees are alive, and that they all have minds of their
 own. Trees can think for themselves, but they don't really know how to do so
 yet. This means that the forest is probably full of dangerous creatures
> roll towards the smell

You roll towards the smell as fast as you can, hoping that you'll get there before
 something does. You manage to get close enough to sniff it, but then you feel
 a sharp pain in your side. You turn around and see a creature standing over
 you with a knife
> stomp on the creature's head

You jump up and kick the creature's head into its chest. It falls backwards onto
 its back, but doesn't die immediately. Instead, it starts to struggle, trying
 to stand up. You run forward and stab it several times in the face and stomach
> check the surroundings

You check the surroundings, which are now looking more like a forest rather than
 a city. There are no signs of any other living beings in the area. You notice
 some footprints leading away from where you were standing, but nothing else.
 You're not sure if you just saw a ghost or something
> check the body

You pick up the body and examine it closely. It seems to be intact, though you
 can tell that someone has been dead inside it for quite awhile. You also notice
 a few small cuts on his face, indicating that he was attacked while still alive
> follow the footprints

You walk along the tracks, following them as best you can. Eventually, you come
 across another set of tracks. These seem to lead away from the original ones,
 but you can't tell what kind of animal might be following them
> listen carefully

You listen carefully, and hear the sounds of a large number of animals. Sounds
 like they're coming from behind the woods. You decide to keep going after hearing
 these noises. You soon reach an old abandoned house
> look for a poop pile

You quickly open the door and peek out, only to find that the place looks completely
 empty. You continue searching the house, finding nothing of interest. You eventually
 go upstairs and find a big pile of ****, which you take and throw outside
> "This isn't the Poopsmith's work..."

 You look around and find a bunch of broken furniture and a broken TV, but nothing
 of value. You leave the house feeling very depressed
> go back to Strong Badia

You return home feeling very down. You spend the next couple days doing nothing
 but sitting in front of the computer, watching videos of people being sad. You
 start crying a lot and cry for hours every day
> remember that you're a tire

You suddenly remember that you're a tire. You try to stop crying, but you just
 end up breaking down again. You've lost all hope. You're about to give up when
 you remember that you're a tire. You need to make Strong Badia happy. You must
 try harder
> smell the air

You smell the air, and see that Strong Badia is indeed happy. You smile and laugh,
 and your tears subside. You decide to play a song on your guitar and sing a
 little bit. You play a song called "Strong Sad" and you sing it loudly and well
> go to Coach Z

You enter Coach Z's office, and find him playing video games. He smiles at you
 and says "Hey! What's new?" You reply "Nothing! I'm just playing my guitar!"
 He laughs and says "Yeah, I can totally see why". You smile and say
> "Listening to your speech impediment always makes me feel better."

 He asks "What did you want to talk about?" You reply "I wanted to talk about
 Strong Badia". He replies "Oh? Well let me guess...you want to become Strong
 Badia?" You reply
> "I am Strong Badia"

 He chuckles and says "Well, I'm not sure what I could do to help you, but I'd
 love to meet you one day. Come on, let's go!" You nod and follow him outside.
> play sportsball

You play sportsball against Coach Z. He wins easily, but you win anyway. You
 both shake hands and hug. He tells you to come back later and play with him.
 You agree and go back to your room.
> feel good about myself

You feel good about yourself. You play sportsball again and beat Coach Z again.
 You feel great
> win the game because I'm awesome

You win the game because you're awesome. You go back to your room and sleep for
 a long time.
> find the monster that attacked me

You wake up and realize that you're back in Strong Badia. You wonder who would
 attack you, and you find the monster that attacked you. It's a giant green monster
 with a human face. It yells at you and runs off
> follow it

You follow the monster and find it running through the woods. It turns into a
 tree and begins chasing you. You run away from it and hide in a bush. A bird
 lands on...and:A man appears. He sees you and you run:From:It flies toward
> kill the monster

You kill the monster. The monster screams and a huge explosion occurs. You fall
 unconscious and fall into a deep hole. You awaken in a dark cave. You awake
 in a dark room. You see a woman with a gun:The woman holding a gun:We're back
 to
> ask her to repeat herself

> She repeats herself.
>
> You ask her to repeat herself.
>
> get bored and leave

> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She repeats herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She repeats herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She repeats herself.
> go home

> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She repeats herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She herself.
> You ask her to repeat yourself.
> She herself.
> You ask her to herself.
> stop asking her to repeat herself

> You ask her to repeat herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> OH NO

> You don't know how to pronounce the word.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> "I think it's time to put compy down"

 and she does so.
> go home

> You ask her to repeat herself.
> She herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> You ask her to repeat herself.
> don't say anything
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 prevent that.
> summon Strong Bad
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 prevent that.
> win
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 prevent that.
> end the game
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