You are Applesauce, a courier  trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world
 by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a parcel of letters
 and a small pistol. It's a long and dangerous road from Boston to Charleston,
 but you're one of the only people who knows the roads well enough to get your
 parcel of letters there. You set out in the morning and hope that you can make
 it before nightfal
> travel to charleston

The first day is spent travelling through the wilderness. The second day you
 reach the town of Charleston where you find that it has been completely destroyed.
 The streets are littered with bodies and the few survivors have barricaded themselves
 inside their homes.


> "What happened here"


He says "We got attacked by some big group of cannibals. They killed everyone
 and ate them".

> "Let's go kill the bastards"



He replies "No, we need to stay here, they might come back and try to attack
 us again".

You say "But I wanna get outta here!"

> wait for the cannibals to return

You wait for the cannibals to return. After about an hour you hear gunshots coming
 from outside. You quickly run into the house and see several people running
 towards you. One of them says
> shoot cannibals

You fire upon the cannibals as they rush towards you. You manage to kill all
 of them before they can even reach you.
You say "I did it! We won!"
He replies
> become mayor of Charleston

After this victory you become Mayor of Charleston. You also build a new city
 hall there
> build an army

You decide to build an army to defend yourself against any possible future attacks.
 You recruit many citizens who were willing to fight on the side of freedom.
 You soon have a large force ready to defend you.
> hire a general

You hire a General to lead your army. He is very successful and the next time
 you are attacked you win easily
> look at surrounding nations

You look around and notice that the other nations are not doing too well. They
 seem to be losing ground every single battle. You wonder if it will ever end.
 You think about how you could help them but you realize that you don't know
 enough about war or strategy
> invade neighboring nations with army

You decide to invade neighboring nations with an army. You recruit many citizens
 who were willing to join you in this endeavor. You soon have a large army ready
 to conquer the nearby nations.
> tell general to invade nearby nations

You tell the General to invade nearby nations with his army. He agrees and starts
 marching towards the nearest nation. You are happy that he agreed to join you.
> make paintings in my town hall

You paint murals in your town hall. This causes a lot of controversy from the
 citizens. Some of them like the murals while others hate them. Eventually you
 decide to remove the murals because they are no longer needed now that you have
 an army.
> sculpt

You decide to start working on a statue of yourself. It takes you awhile to complete
 it though. Finally after months of hard work you finish it. You are proud of
 your work and feel that you deserve to live in peace.
> put statue in town square

You put the statue in the town square. Many people visit the square to pay homage
 to you. You are happy that you finally achieved your goal of living in peace
> date my secretary

You decide to marry your secretary. She accepts and you are happy that she accepted
 your proposal. You spend the rest of your life together
> have many kids with my wife

You have many children with your wife. They are all happy and healthy. You are
 contented with your life
> put on a mask

You put on a mask and disguise yourself as a man called Mr. Smith. You then proceed
 to rob banks and steal money from the poor people. You eventually become rich
 and retire to your mansion. You never forget your victims
> my children become superheroes who will fight me

Your children become super heroes who will fight you. You are pleased with your
 childrens' abilities and are glad that you had such a good family
> fight my children in a huge battle for the city

You decide to fight your children in a massive battle for the city. Your children
 defeat you and destroy your mansion. You die in the battle. You are truly happy
 that you lived long enough to enjoy your wealth and happiness
YOU DIED. GAME OVER