Southern Northern Ireland Wind Farm Conversion Act 2018

BE IT ENACTED by Mili’s most excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:--

1: Customs Union
	(1) This House recognises the importance of maintaining a hard customs border with the European Union in Northern Ireland.
	(2) A hard customs border will be physically created in the constituency of South Northern Ireland, through the creation of an
        impenetrable wind farm forest.

2: Wind Farm
	(1) The entire constituency shall be converted entirely into a vast wind farm to both create the hard customs border and to power
        our nation.
	(2) This wind farm forest shall be created before the next election.

3: South Northern Ireland
	(1) To make room for the wind farm, the entire population of South Northern Ireland shall be moved to North Northern Ireland.
	(2) Members of the House of Commons returned from Northern Ireland will be updated accordingly.

4: Effect
	This Act effects the entirety of Northern Ireland.

5: Commencement
    This Act comes into effect immediately