Kerubim Episode 39 raw English translation

Kerub Episode 39 translation
Title: The Love Killer

Listen to this, Joris! The famous Cocofix is selling his entire collection of ploomers at half-price at Amakna's market!

Good morning.

Good morning!?
With this awful weather, do you really think it's a good morning!?
And did you see the time? Quit spewing out inanities and get to work!

Yeah, get a move on, Simone! Go clean my room!

But... what did I do?

Hey! That's <B>my<B> necklace!

Well, yes, you told me to pick one for my dinner with Julie.

I lent it for your dinner, not to show it off all day!

Oh no, not again... Last night Julie spent the whole meal telling me off, and she even left before dessert!

My poor Simone...
You just fell victim to the Love Killer!

What is that? A disease? Is it bad?

Well, it depends.
It got <I>me</I> out of a serious mess.
At the time, I was the leader of the Coolbowmeows.
And Indie, my best enemy, leader of the Wereboowolves.

Death to the Bow Meows!

Down with the Bow Wows!

Bing! Bang! Clang! Cling!
We never missed a chance to fight it out!

We destroyed these damned Bow Meows! They're not about to come back!

You said it, man! You said it!

What a slaughter! They won't be so cocky now!

No kidding! They got the beating of a lifetime!

Where that was concerned, we did much better than them.
But the Wereboowolves had something we Coolbowmeows desired.
The <I>tree house</I>.
We wanted to take it from them!
And every time we tried...

You lose again!

Man, we lost again.

All right, pals. There's only one way to get rid of that stupid beast:
Heads or Tails.

My husband left me because of this damned necklace!

That merchant was called Heads or Tails – because with her, things went south half the time.

Love Killer necklace. Very dangerous item. Me thought me warned you.
What do you want, boy?

Um, hi miss! Do you have something that would scare off a Gobball?

Of course.

Come on, guys! The fort is ours!

But of course, we got Tails.
As a result, we came up with a new plan:
Kidnap an Ouginak and force him to spit it out.

I'm not in their gang anymore! They threw me out!

Meow, tough luck. You're useless, then. Scram!

Please Kerub! Let me join the Coolbowmeows!
I know how they control the Gobball!

In fact, the Gobball was very susceptible to music, and Patafiks taught us the tunes that controlled it.

Patafiks?
They recruited Patafiks!
Good luck, kitties!
The tree house is all yours!

Pata, you proved your worth and then some.
Stand up, Pat, you are now one of us.

At first sight, Patafiks seemed harmless.

I have one!
Oh meow, Ecaflip's tail, that's bad luck.

Oh meow, Ecaflip's tail, that's bad luck.

But... only at first sight.

See? This is the constellation of love. And that is our star.

See? This is the constellation of love. And that is our star.

The whole deal smelled fishier every day.

<I>They recruited Patafiks!</I>
<I>Good luck, kitties!</I>

That Patafiks is such a copycat!
“This is hairy” this, “meow” that! He does everything like Keke!
Soon he's going to purr like him!

Did you see how he fetches the Boufbowl ball?
He's mama's little puppy!

Someday he'll start flirting like Keke! With the same girl, even!

It's getting downright scary. I wouldn't want to be in Kerub's place!

Hi pals!
I brought a surprise guest! Come, my Loulou!

Hi Bow Meows! Your hideout is too cool!
Keke Junior invited me over for bamboo milk. He was so cute, I just couldn't say no!

Keke... Keke Junior!?

The Coolbowmeows were right, and it was scary, downright creepy.
There was only one thing left to do: break up.

Hey, say, I was thinking we could change the gang's name, what do you think?
We could call it... the Kerupats! Or the Patrubs!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Listen, Pat... I need to tell you something, you...
Maybe you should distance yourself a bit... from the gang.

What? B-b-but... What did I do!?

N-nothing, it's just that we're Ecaflips and you're an Ouginak, it can't work...

Don't ask me to leave, Keke! You can't do this to me!
We're the best friends in the World of Twelve!

No, Pat! It's all over between us!
We're clear, guys, I broke up with Pat!

Everything was back to normal.
Until...

You really got me, you know.
First I howled at the moon all night, then I said to myself “Don't be stupid, Pat.”
“Your pal Keke, he LOVES you!”
Come on, pal! I know you're there!
Come out now, Keke! Keke?
Keke...
Found you!
You were bluffing to test my friendship, uh? Right, pal?
That's hairy!

A real nightmare! He tailed me night and day, worse than gum on your shoe.

Pal? Pal!
Where are you, pal?

Well, wet nose? Playing with your psycho-friend? I hear you're mad in love with one another!

Mad in love? Of course! Heads or Tails!

Love Killer necklace? Yes, still for sale.
Want it?

Yeah!

You've come to your senses, uh? You realized you couldn't live without me, uh?
Gimme a hug my...

Holy hairball, it was fast. In just a few seconds, Patafiks started to hate me.
That necklace really worked well. Too well, even.

Make your party on your own! You're always ruining our plans with the girls!

Yeah, you're always bragging! You're such a drag!

You're too noisy when you eat, it's way annoying!

Being the leader doesn't mean you can do everything you want!

Yeah, we've had it!
That day, I didn't just lose Patafiks, but also my whole gang.

Phew! I was sure I said or did something bad to Julie.

Oh no, my little Simone. You're a darling!

I need to tell her what happened!

Hey, you! Instead of fooling around, why don't you go clean up your room, and make it snappy! It's a real mess!

Wow! That necklace is amazing!