Desert Bus - in the style of Rob Cantor

You're driving through the desert
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it:
Desert Bus.
It’s following you, about 30 feet back
It drops down into 4th gear
It’s gaining on you
Desert Bus
You're looking for you exit but you're all turned around
It’s almost upon you now
and you can see there's oil on its fender
My God, there's oil everywhere!
Driving for you life (from Desert Bus)
It’s Going Over Time (It's Desert Bus)
Lurking in the shadows
Zeta Shift of Desert Bus
Living in the sand (Desert Bus)
Killing our time (Desert Bus)
Drinking all the coffee
Actual insomnia Desert Bus
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost it
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a bus
you coast silently through the scrubland
Aha! In the distance
A small bus stop with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your tire! Ah! It's caught in a pot hole
Try to change a tire (Quiet, quiet)
Coasting to the bus stop (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the curbside
Sitting inside: Desert Bus
Sharpening an axe (Desert Bus)
But he doesn't hear you pull up (Desert Bus)
You're sneaking up behind it
Strangling Zeta Shift Desert Bus
Fighting for your life with Desert Bus
Wrestling some time from Desert Bus
Oh hey look a bug splat
Safe at last from Desert Bus
You drive into the dark sands
Air seeping from your spare tire
But you have won; you have beaten
Desert Bus
Wait! He isn't dead (Omega Shift)
There's a chat in your head and Donations pouring in
But you can do Jus Jitsu
Body slam Omega Desert Bus
Legendary shift with Desert Bus
Normal Thurdsay night Desert Bus
You try to swing an axe at Desert Bus
But caffine is draining fast from your blood stream
It’s dodging every swipe, it gives away some stuff
You counter to the right, you finally get a nap
You’ve reached the final hour
You have just completed the Desert Bus
Its controller Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Desert Bus ...
(Until next year)