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- ```You are a big fan of Valve and Gabe Newell in general. You are currently at a
- Valve Convention hoping to learn something new about their upcoming games. You're
- in the bathroom going pee when Gabe Newell himself enters the bathroom and greets
- you.
- "Hey man, I was just about to go pee". You reply.
- Gabe then walks over to you and puts his arm around your shoulder.
- > tell Gabe you love him
- "I LOVE YOU GUY!" You shout as loud as you can. The crowd goes wild!
- The two of you embrace each other and kiss passionately for quite some time before
- finally getting up from the stall.
- > get married to Gabe and have lizard babies with him.
- You decide that this is the best idea ever and you run out of the bathroom shouting
- "We're married now!". Everyone cheers and gives you a standing ovation.
- Afterwards you spend the rest of the day making up stories about how you got
- married and what you did
- > have lizard babies with Gabe
- You go back into the bathroom and start telling everyone all about it, but then
- you realize that you've been having too much fun and need to stop.
- You go back outside and tell Gabe that you're going to bed, which he accepts
- immediately
- > GO TO BED WITH GABE
- You head back in the bathroom and tell Gabe that you're going to bed, which he
- accepts immediately. He hugs you and kisses you on the lips and tells you to
- do whatever you want to him
- > make lizard babies with him
- Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
- prevent that.
- > impregnate Gabe with lizard babies
- You grab his **** and start thrusting it inside your ****** while saying "I'm
- pregnant with lizard babies".
- > lizard babies explode from you and you die
- You collapse onto the floor dead.
- > Gabe feasts on the lizard babies
- Gabe eats them.
- >
- They taste terrible, but they give him energy.
- After a few days he's back to normal.
- You feel like you should be able to do something more productive with your life...```
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