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Jason: [screaming while flying on his K-Drive, then bashes his body on mountain. The word “DEAD” flashes, also making a "dead" sound effect]
[Screen zooms out, revealing that Jason is only playing a video game with his character while K-Drive down Mount Nang]
Jason: Aww, I got dead again. This game stinks. [hits a rock and flies and screams then bashes his body on mountain just like on his game]
Anya: See, that's why you must always pay attention to the mountain.
Zora: I'm listening to you, mountain! [starts hoverboarding, and she passes by Jason's legs] Don't eat the yellow sand, Jason.
Jason: Oh, yeah, I forgot. [eats yellow sand on a plate]
Zora: Hey, Anya, watch me do the "Grouchy Alad".
Alad V: [sits at a table drinking tea close to the mountain] Stop naming moves after me!
Zora: [imitating Alad V] Everybody's an idiot except for me.
Alad: Well, it's true. [takes a sip]
[Zora laughs like Alad V, Anya and Jason laugh with him]
Anya: [stops laughing and gasps] Zora! Look out for that tree!
Zora: [stops laughing like Alad V] Huh? [avoids tree with scuba diving gear on it] Don't worry, guys, everything is under control, ‘cause I'm an... [hits a log and she goes off the mountain] Expert...! [suddenly stops in mid-air] Huh, that's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down! [camera reveals that Zora is upside down and not the mountain and she screams as she falls]
Anya: Zora! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Zora: [makes herself right-side up and she takes off his pants] Like this?
Jason: No, your other bottom!
Anya: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Jason: Not until 4.
[Zora crashes into the ground and her bottom breaks into tiny pieces]
Anya: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Jason: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
[Cuts to the freighter infirmary]
Ordis: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.
Zora: My what has a what now?
Ordis: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. [he turns an x-ray on] It took twenty hours to put it all back together. [he holds a stapler] We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick [he holds a glue stick]. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck girl. But from now on, I'd like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. [points to where Darvo is] [we see Darvo and his butt is in a giant machine] In the Iron Butt.
Darvo: [in the Iron Butt] Aww, man. It itches.
Zora: [outside hospital] You heard  Ordis, Zora. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt. I've been too careless back there. From now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol. [sees Beau behind her]Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside! I'm warning you!
Beau: What's your problem? [leaves Zora]
Zora: Whew. That was close.
Lunaro Player: Hey, Zora, why don't you join us? We need an extra player. [another football player catches a football] Nice catch, Vauban! [slaps Vauban's bottom, Zora cringes as she holds her butt]
Maroo: Hey, Zora! [Zora screams as she turns around, while holding her butt] You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! [crawls between people's legs, who each take turns spanking her butt] Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch.
Eudico: Next.
Zora: No. [screams as he runs off. Everybody looks at her]
Alad V: Is this where the line starts?
Zora: My butt is not safe out here! [runs inside her house and closes the door] No part of me is safe! [closes the window curtain]
[Jason and Anya return from another trip from Mount Nang]
Anya: Yeah. Ride 'em, cowboy! [Jason starts laughing as they enter Zora's house] Hey, Zora!
Jason: [is still laughing while riding on Anya's back; Anya glares at him and he gets off her back as well as clearing his throat afterwards] That was fun. [he stops smiling]
Anya: [Jason smiles again] Hey, Zora, you ready to go on the K-Drives again? Zora?
[Zora is sitting in a fetal position in the middle of the floor, with a penny, a potato chip, and a wadded-up napkin lying on the floor in front of her]
Zora: [with a little smile on her face] Hello, friends. Enjoying the outside world?
Anya: Whatcha all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?
Zora: Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
Anya: That's crazy talk!
Jason: That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk. [does various forms of gibberish blabbing, but his third blabbing makes his saliva hit Anya, making her hammer-fist him to shut him up, bashing his head in] Sorry.
Zora: No, Jason's right, Anya. You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt, it'll be my armpit or my forehead.
Jason: Or your other armpit!
Zora: I was wrong to go against nature. I'm a Tenno. What was I thinking? Walking… My people are sedentary.
Anya: Just sitting in your house? Ain't you gonna get lonesome?
Zora: I won't be lonesome. I've got all the friends I need right here. This is Penny... [holds up a penny] and Chip... [holds up a potato chip] and say hello to Used Napkin. [holds up a used napkin]
Anya: Well, how are you gonna keep your job at the Corpus Krab?
Zora: No problem! [he grabs the end of a spatula, which is so long it stretches all the way inside the Corpus Krab] A really long spatula. [flips a patty with the really long spatula]
Anya: What about eating?
Zora: I'm a Tenno! I'll just filter-feed. [breathes in a different and weird way]
Anya: Zora, sooner or later, you're gonna have to go outside!
Zora: Listen, I've told you, but I'm never leaving my house again.
Jason: Never ever?
Zora: Never ever ever!
Jason: Never ever ever ever ever for never ever?!
Zora: Never ever never never ever ever never!!
Jason: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever?!
Zora: [sighs exasperatedly] Never ever...
Zora and Jason: Never never never never ever never ever never…
Zora: Alright, Jason, that is enough! Chip, will you mind showing these two to the door? [throws Chip to the door, opening it, and Jason and an angry Anya leave]
Jason: Thank you, Chip. [closes the door. Outside, Anya is still glaring at Zora] I guess I'll to have to find a new best friend. Hey, Alad!
Alad V: [pops out of his window] No! [slams his window shut]
Jason: Aww!
Anya: Don't worry, Jason, we'll get Zora to come outside, and then she'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
Jason: And that's when I [holds a boxing glove] punch her, right? [Anya gives a bummed look. Jason and Anya are Eidolon hunting outside Zora's house]
Anya: Look at all the Eidolon out here. Too bad Zora's missing out on all the fun.
Jason: [catches a Eidolon] I caught one! [puts head in net and his Eidolon sticks to his face] Huh?
Zora: [Jason gets electrocuted in the background, making him scream in pain] Look at those fools. Risking their lives, Eidolon hunting. My new hobby is much more safer, isn't it, Chip? Dust collecting. [puts on a pair of glasses and a tiny net and waves it in the air] I think I caught one!
Anya: We've got to try something else!
[Jason and Anya are holding a cake in front of Zora's house]
Anya and Jason: ♪Three cheers on your birthday, Zora! Three cheers for you!♪
Anya: Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish.
Zora: I don't need the wish, Penny. Everything I could ever want is right here. In fact, let's sing our own song about the joy of staying indoors. ♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!♪ Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]
Jason: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.
Anya: [goes inside the window to angrily point at a smiling Zora] That is it, Sis! We're gonna find you something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside! [goes outside]
Anya: [jumps on a trampoline] Trampoline!
Jason: [holds an ice cream cone] Ice cream.
Anya: [surfs on an underwater wave] Underwater surfing!
Jason: [holds two ice cream cones] Two ice creams.
Anya: [rides on a Ferris wheel] Ferris wheel!
Jason: [the two ice creams are melting] Still two ice creams.
Anya: [struggling with a Hydrolyst] Hydrolyst wrestling!
Jason: [washes an old man in a tub] Washing an old person.
Anya: Jason, that's not fun.
Konzu: It is for me!
[Zora is still "filter-feeding", and Anya and Jason watch her through her window]
Anya: Nothing's working, Jason!
Jason: What do we do?
Konzu: [appearing from below] I say we take a bath!
Anya: Wha...will you get out of here?
[Jason and Anya are hiding behind a coral bush and Jason is in a Dragon suit]
Anya: Now remember. Don't jump out until I give the signal.
Jason: Right. [he zips up his mask]
Anya: [opens the door] All right, Zora. You win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. Now, Pat! [Jason comes out in the Dragon suit and acts crazy like a Dragon] Eek! A Dragon! Save me, Zora!
Zora: Okay, guys, really. This is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Jason in the same costume that he wore for Halloween last year.
Anya: [Jason continues dancing] No, really! You've got to come and save me! [Suddenly, a second Jason shows up out of nowhere with an ice cream]
Jason #2: Hey, Anya, [Zora gives a startled look] who's your friend?
Anya: [Confused] But you're supposed to be in the Dragon suit.
Jason #1: I am in the Dragon suit. [unzips the Dragon suit] I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
Anya: If you're Jason, then who's that? [The two look at second Jason who unzips his head, which reveals a real Dragon underneath which scares them!] Ah! A real Dragon!
Zora: '[Shocked] Huh?! [The Dragon rips out of the Jason suit it is wearing. Anya and Jason are screaming. The Dragon grabs the scared Jason and Anya, puts them in a bag, and repeatedly beats them] Oh, my gosh! [Anya and Jason are still screaming while the Dragon beats them] This can't be happening! [The Dragon hits Jason and Anya using a chair, then beating them some more] This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! [the Dragon can be seen still beating up the sack outside the window; it also does things like dribbling the sack and bouncing on it like it's a ball] Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the world, but I told them, I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling, thank you very much, Used Napkin! I know, Chip. If I was out there, bagged by an ape, Jason and Anya would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. If I don't come back alive, Chip, take good care of Midnight.
Midnight: [eats Chip, killing him] Meow.
Zora: [looks behind] Well, here we go. From the safety of my home, to the outside world. [gulps and shakes as she reaches for the door. The door shakes as well until Zora opens it] I'm taking my [walks slowly] first step. [continues walking] So far, so good. I think I can do this! [the wind blows a piece of paper onto his face; Zora screams] Oh, dear Margulis, get off of me, get off of me! Chip! Help me, help me! [Alad V waters his plants and rolls his eyes and Zora removes the paper off her face] I'm still alive! I did it! I made it outside! Nothing can stop me now! [the Dragon grabs Zora] Is it too late to go back inside again? [the Dragon rips Zora in half]
1st half of Zora: It's too late. [the Dragon screeches] Jason? Anya?
Jason and Anya: [still in the bag] Yes, Zora?
1st half of Zora: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore. But I'm terrified of Dragons now.
Anya: [shaken] Ah, that's okay, Zora. Us too.
First half of Zora: You know what I don't understand though? [moves to the second half of Zora]
Second half of Zora: What?
First half of Zora: What's the Dragon doing underwater in the first place? [the Dragon's eyes widen]
Dragon: [man's voice, Jason's in fact] Oh! Well, it's funny you should, uh, you see, Wally, they're on to us! [The Man In The Wall rushes onto the screen]
The Man In The Wall: Let's get outta here! [the Dragon gets on The Man In The Wall and rides away with him. Jason, Anya, and the two halves of Zora are watching the Dragon ride on The Man In The Wall into the sunset. The screen zooms out to reveal the DE Devs watching the episode on TV in bemusement. Steve turns to Rebecca and gives her a confused look, he shakes his head, and turns off the TV]