Monogamous Bicorn

I come home every couple of nights to a strange monster girl my bicorn wife Carrie lured in with her demonic energy. I’ve been trying to stay monogamous with her, but even when she isn’t actively trying to force me into a threesome, her energy draws in monster girls like ants at a picnic. It’s even worse when she’s actually trying.
I open the door to a very flustered looking cat girl chatting with my wife at the dinner table.

"Hubby this is Selina. I thought she looked absolutely adorable, and I know how much you love redheads~"

The cat girl gets up and rushes to me, grabbing me in a hug. "Please mister, I'm in heat. Make me feel good!"

I roll my eyes and look at my wife. She's trying to give me her best innocent smile.
I drag myself to the fridge while the cat girl claws at my body and makes cute moaning noises. Most guys would probably find this super arousing, but this has happened enough I’ve begun to think of it as routine. I  throw open the door and pull out a bucket of ice water I keep in case of emergencies of this...nature. The cat girl lets out a “kyaaaaah!” as I douse her in cold water.  She shivers and I pull out a towel and throw it around her shoulders.

"Now Selina, you are cute, but I'm taken and very happy with my current situation.” I tell the young catgirl.

It looks like the water has brought her back to her senses, "O-okay, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. I just felt so...horny all of a sudden.

"Sorry about that, my wife has that effect on women." I shoot Carrie a death glare and she tries her best not to laugh.

After Selina leaves, I close the door and give my wife a disapproving glare, "Really? When are you going to stop doing this?"

This time she is the one to roll her eyes. "Oh come now Dear, I'm sure you'll get tired of horsepussy eventually. Think about it, you can have any woman you want with me, and I won't care."

 I walk over to her and wrap my arms around her waist. “Carrie, we’ve talked about this. I’m not an animal; I don’t want to just fuck anything that strikes my fancy. You’re the only woman I want to be with.” She blushes as I kiss her on the cheek.

”I-I wish I had still been pure when I met you. I think you would have liked me better.”

She giggles as I nibble her ear. “I like you just fine the way you are. Maybe I can show you properly in the bedroom.” She laughs as I pull her towards our room.

Before we can make it in, she stops me. “Uhhhh, one more thing. Promise you won’t be mad?”

“What did you do?” I sigh.

"I might have…kinda sort of…invited more than one girl back.” She says, her eyes cast down at her hooves in embarrassment.

“Well I’m sure it’s nothing I can’t handle…” I open the bedroom door to a Manticore draped seductively across our bed, her mouth forming into a predatory smile when she sees me.

”Mmmm Carrie, you told me he was handsome, but you didn’t tell me he looked good enough to eat!”

I shrug at the man-eater. ”Yeah that’s not happening. Sorry.”

The Manticore raised an eyebrow. “Who said you had a choice little man?” She roared and jumped off the bed. Without much time to react, I slammed the door shut. I could hear some small objects bury themselves into the wood of the door. That must have been her spines. Then the door shuddered as something heavy smashed into the door. That must have been the Manticore. When I open the door, she’s sprawled out on the floor, unconscious. I guess she ran into it head first. I drag the Manticore onto our couch and put an icepack over her head. Luckily she isn’t bleeding, but this is gonna leave a nasty bruise.

As I press the ice into the knot forming on the Manticore’s head, I glare at Carrie. “A Manticore? Seriously?”

“Well…at least it wasn’t as bad as the time I brought home that Dragon.”

“Oh good, she didn’t burn down half the house, she just tried to pump me full of venom and rape me!”

She lowered her ears. “I’m sorry sweetie.”

I sigh “It’s okay. Just get the smelling salts.” She tromped to the kitchen and came back with a small container. I swished them under the Manticore’s nose and she woke with a start.

“Good to have you back with us. You still want to jump my bones?”

She groaned and pressed the icepack into her head. “Not with this headache. What happened? “

"You face planted the door and knocked yourself out. I’ve got some migraine medicine you can take. You might need to see a doctor about your head."

“Thanks. “She downed the pills. “You’re a pretty nice guy…you sure you don’t want to have a threesome?”

I smiled. “Thanks…but I’m happy with it just being me and Carrie.”

The Manticore gave me a puzzled expression. “Then why did you turn her into a bicorn?”

"I didn’t. Her last husband cheated on her and that’s how she ended up like this.”

“Then if you want to stay monogamous, why stay with a bicorn?”

I shrugged. “You can’t help who you fall in love with. She’s a total sweetheart when she isn’t doing stuff like this. Sorry you got roped into all of this.”

She waved a paw dismissively. “It’s cool I understand. I’m going to call a cab. If you ever change your mind, Carrie has my phone number.” The Manticore gave me a wink before slipping out the door.

Carrie trotted over to me. “You’re always so nice to them.”

“Hey, you’re the bad guy here, you lure them in.”

She puts a finger over her lip. “Oh, I’ve been a very bad girl. Why don’t you come over here and punish me?”

“Gladly,” I laugh as I pull her in close and give her a kiss. I nibble on her lip lightly before pulling away.

As we walk hand in hand to the bedroom, a thought dawns on me. “You said more than one girl. You didn’t say how many. Do we have any more ‘guests’ in the house?”

 “Well I didn’t want to say anything to spoil the mood but…” I hear a dull splash come from the bathroom, along with the sound of something…large squelching around.

 “There might be an uh… Kraken in the bathroom.”

Godammit, this woman sometimes. “You better be glad I love you a lot.”

She kissed me on the cheek. “I am. So what are we going to do about her?”

I pulled a heavy chair in front of the door as a makeshift barricade. “Well I’m not going to tell a sexually charged kraken she can’t have snu-snu right now. Already had to deal with two horny Mamono today and I’m about to take care of a third. So she can enjoy the Jacuzzi tub while I enjoy you. Fair is fair right?”

 She smiles. “Okay, though I think she’s getting the raw end of the deal.”

”Yeah well, I assure you she’s not going to be the only one getting a raw end in the house.”

Carrie squealed as I pinched her ass.

“Now come on” I said, “The sooner we get finished, the sooner we can let her out.”

As we close the door to the bedroom, I smile. For all her faults, I wouldn’t have Carrie any other way.