[^7] Duffman :  sushi
sushi :  ?
[^7] Duffman :  would you rather
sushi :  suck my own dick
[^7] Duffman :  take a pill every day
sushi :  what kind of pill
[^7] Duffman :  or have 1 shot a year
sushi :  is it like a fish oil tablet
[^7] Duffman :  yeah
sushi :  im already takin pills to combat my pregnancy
sushi :  might as well pills
^7] Duffman :  what if it was your pregancy pills
[^7] Duffman :  would you rather take 1 a day
sushi :  do i have an unlimited supply of pills
sushi :  and i dont have to go outside to purchase
[^7] Duffman :  unlimited
sushi :  so i can just keep takin them
[^7] Duffman :  such a shut in
[^7] Duffman :  when are you going to open your closet doors?
[^7] Duffman :  im not coming out of the closet, you can just go away
[^7] Duffman :  but everyone wants you out the closet.
[^7] Duffman :  that doesnt matter and im gonna stay
[^7] Duffman :  now im starting to get angry
[^7] Duffman :  SO I PULL OUT MY GUN

[^7] Duffman :  sushi
[^7] Duffman :  what should i get on my pizza
[^7] Duffman :  im hungry
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  pizza has dough
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  im made of dough
[^7] Duffman :  so you want me to lay you down
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  btw whats this song?
[^7] Duffman :  cover you in peperoni
[^7] Duffman :  then eat them off you?
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  not gay
[^7] Duffman :  bread has no gender
[^7] Duffman :  is just food.
[^7] Duffman :  get your mind out of the gutter
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  im not bread
[^7] Duffman :  can you prove that claim?
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  can u prove that ur aint a noob?
Under_Score :  i've already proven that
Under_Score :  you're terrible
[^7] Duffman :  what is aint
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  haha
Under_Score :  that view minutes of fighting
*DEAD* Under_Score :  few*
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  cause i havent played tf2 in like 1 year i think
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  com spoiled
[^7] Duffman :  what to get on my pizza
[^7] Duffman :  quick someone is waiting
sushi :  jalapenos and chilli flakes
[^7] Duffman :  your the worst at eating
sushi :  LMAO
[^7] Duffman :  thats all i get from you people chilli and cum
sushi :  where is this
sushi :  dominos?
[^7] Duffman :  pizza hut
sushi :  eagle boys?
sushi :  lmao
sushi :  just order like
sushi :  the halfy
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  eww eagle boys
sushi :  2 pizzas halves
sushi :  just to spice it up
sushi :  :^)
Under_Score :  also you have to ask for a joke on the box, they always reply with something about their own job
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  get pasta from pizza hut
sushi :  put alot of mushrooms on it
[^7] Duffman :  i got someone coming around with it
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  ikr
[^7] Duffman :  pizza hut pasta is disgusting
SS-***MŸŠTÊRÏØÙŠ*** :  9gag?
[^7] Duffman :  like their lasagna
[^7] Duffman :  since you people were no help she is getting me a meatlovers
[^7] Duffman :  see what you did with your chilli and cum
Under_Score :  she
[^7] Duffman :  you say that like women are rare to find
sushi :  lmao meatlovers
[^7] Duffman :  it turns out 50% of people are women
sushi :  she's probs a meat lover herself
sushi :  :^)
[^7] Duffman :  and 10% of men are women as well
Under_Score :  isnt it a little over 50
Under_Score :  like 51
[^7] Duffman :  depends on demographics
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  yezs
sushi :  duff u shuldve had a lot of spicys on there
[^7] Duffman :  you were too slow
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[^7] Duffman :  she txt me from the counter
sushi :  i did say add jalapenos and chilli flakes cunt
sushi :  ANYTHING
sushi :  WITH JALAPENOS AND CHILLI FLAkes
[^7] Duffman :  how about
sushi :  fuck you dude
[^7] Duffman :  if i put tobasco on it
[^7] Duffman :  when it gets here?
sushi :  no ur suppose to add more
sushi :  get some pickled jalapenos at the nearest store right now
[^7] Duffman :  ranch is disgusting
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  its amazing
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  cause im american
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  and i put ranch on my pizza
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  american style
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  garlic is pretty good
sushi :  this map is so fucking shit
[^7] Duffman :  ranch is disgusting
sushi :  whjat about garlic aioli
[^7] Duffman :  garlics is alright
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  goos
[^7] Duffman :  just overused
sushi :  mayonnaise
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  jizz
sushi :  hollandaise sauce
[^7] Duffman :  mayo is toxic
Under_Score :  you need some to chilli pepper, toadstools, asbestos, vomit cheeze and to top it off, some good old fashioned charcoal
sushi :  lmao under
sushi :  mustard
cheezeburger :  LOL
sushi :  tobasco
Under_Score :  can't forget the mustard
Under_Score :  although i did
sushi :  lmao
[^7] Duffman :  mustard is delicious
sushi :  yeyey
[^7] Duffman :  i put it on my grilled cheese
sushi :  good cuz i have like 3 bottles of mustard in the cupboard
sushi :  g00d stuff
[^7] Duffman :  you need to learn to coook
[^7] Duffman :  so you can make a monte cristo
sushi :  i watch cunts cook LMAO
Under_Score :  quite literally
[^7] Duffman :  what was the last food you cooked?
sushi :  like
[^7] Duffman :  cereal
sushi :  2min noodles
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  dnoodles
[^7] Duffman :  why dont you make something more interesting
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  doodles
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Under_Score :  i stirred the pot, does that count
sushi :  cooked it at school
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  poodles
sushi :  i put like
sushi :  spring onions and tobasco sauce in the noodles
[^7] Duffman :  are you one of those wierd asians that doesnt drain the water?
sushi :  i drain the water
[^7] Duffman :  and just puts the noodles in a bowl of water
[^7] Duffman :  from the kettle
sushi :  no
sushi :  dats for other noodles
sushi :  somehting like cooking migoreng
sushi :  shuldnt be cheapened out
sushi :  gotta add the
sushi :  seasonings n stuff
[^7] Duffman :  just buy bulk msg
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  im asian
[^7] Duffman :  its delicious
sushi :  gotta garnish it too
sushi :  lmao
sushi :  of course
[^7] Duffman :  i got a half kilo of msg
[^7] Duffman :  bulk
sushi :  orly
[^7] Duffman :  came in a kinda wierd bag
sushi :  is it the piZza u have
[^7] Duffman :  i put it in a jar
[^7] Duffman :  its delicious
[^7] Duffman :  its pretty much the essence of flavor
sushi :  how often do u lick the msg
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  how do we make bread
[^7] Duffman :  its too salty
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  im lonely
[^7] Duffman :  to lick
[^7] Duffman :  =O
[^7] Duffman :  weapon duplication
[^7] Duffman :  redisguise to get your wep back
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  we need panda express
Under_Score :  tbh duff i don't think i've ever seen you talk this much before,
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[^7] Duffman :  we are the best knife jugglers
sushi :  it's all me man
[^7] Duffman :  im procrastinating
[^7] Duffman :  i didnt do anything yesterday
[^7] Duffman :  so now i have to work today
[^7] Duffman :  so im compromising and not doing any of that.
Under_Score :  you're not alone
sushi :  got work due this sunday
sushi :  so ceebs
[^7] Duffman :  sushi your smart
sushi :  yeahnah
[^7] Duffman :  cant you just sum this up for me
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  you loyal
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  ypou respectful
sushi :  im already thinking of myself in a dumpster
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  i appreciate that
[^7] Duffman :  its using CRISPR to treat duchanne in in mice.
[^7] Duffman :  you know all about that right?
sushi :  lmao no
sushi :  genome editing
sushi :  so basically rearranging sugars?
[^7] Duffman :  treating genetic illness
[^7] Duffman :  dna isnt made of sugar
[^7] Duffman :  thats starch
sushi :  lmao
sushi :  rip
sushi :  droppin out
sushi :  i dont even do bio mate
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  knawledge
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  chilling in my garage
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  eating my pasta linghini
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  wearing a bikini
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  touching my wienni
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  drinking a dried martini
sushi :  reading on what dna is made of
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :
sushi :  lmao joggin my memory
sushi :  so dna is made up of
sushi :  sugars with a N base?
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  bread crumbs
sushi :  accordin to goggle
sushi :  adanine, guanine, thymine and cytosine
sushi :  isnt there like a fifth
sushi :  one
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  ces 2016
Under_Score :  why
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  did i doo
sushi :  UNDER HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN EHRE
Under_Score :  i have no life
sushi :  lmao l0sre
sushi :  get no one in here
[^7] Duffman :  go get a life.
Under_Score :  i should
Under_Score :  no one has a life
Under_Score :  currently at a bday party
sushi :  LOL
sushi :  NOT INVITED
sushi :  SCRUBLORD
Under_Score :  :(
[^7] Duffman :  you need more alcohol
[^7] Duffman :  iga is awful
sushi :  why not coles
3era The Reptilian Heavy :  Countdown > Wolworths
[^7] Duffman :  aldi life.
sushi :  shit didnt think of aldi
sushi :  i live close to one tho
[^7] Duffman :  aldi >>> safeway > coles = iga
Under_Score :  local chinese $2 store owner is nice to us
[^7] Duffman :  its so cheap
Under_Score :  gives us free tamagotchi's when they're ded
[wM1] 10chness91 :  tamagotchi ftw
Under_Score :  so what do you guys think of mathew santoro going public
tai lopez ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #bd :  i dunnpo
Golden_Tree :  who?
Itz_Dave (Carbando King Is Bae) :  wait he is
[^7] Duffman :  who is he?
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  Under_score is my  cousins fathers friend uncle brother sister best friend brother in law
(Voice) Faarreak: MEDIC!
Under_Score :  some youtuber that made a vlog on domestic abuse
Under_Score :  load of controversy
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  matthew.s
My Name Is Jeff :  AWWW
Under_Score :  he isn't a small youtuber too
just bread ⎛ಠ౪ಠ⎞ :  fuck keemstar
Under_Score :  5m subs
[^7] Duffman :  i never understand why people are so interested in youtube
3era The Reptilian Heavy :  The 'abuser' was the bitch who made dear fat people
sushi :  i remember hearing the news of a speed runner going public as a transvestite
sushi :  his entire fanbase basically went mental
[^7] Duffman :  hey sushi
sushi :  wat
[^7] Duffman :  my dinner is here
[^7] Duffman :  and she brought a pizza
sushi :  so is ur gal?
sushi :  LMAO
[^7] Duffman :  ;)
Under_Score :  can you eat in next to the mic like silkee
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sushi :  nice one
Under_Score :  nooo
Under_Score :  gg
sushi :  he went to fuck the girl
sushi :  legit
sushi :  under do u wanna know how big duffs penis is
Under_Score :  depends
sushi :  idk if u know drug
sushi :  but he and i saw his penis
sushi :  and it's like
sushi :  a behemoth
Under_Score :  as expected from a muscular guy with shoulder length hair
sushi :  LOL
Under_Score :  it's the hair man
Under_Score :  always the hair
sushi :  if the hair is shoulder length
sushi :  you get the big pepe
(Voice) Genuine Nugget: Thanks!
Under_Score :  duff ded
sushi :  duf is pouding away
sushi :  then eating the pizza