LOTR parody anondilly

>Be Little league
>You wander with Anonfilly through the barren land of 4chan.
>The ground is dry and consist of mostly rocks. Nothing new and fresh can be found here.
>Black smoke is covering the area with the stench of real shit shitposting.
>As you encountered a group of reddit shills that had their hideout in the nearby board /pol/, you try to mimic their shambling gait in your proceedings so that you are not discovered. You post something about how Muslims just needs to be converted to our liberal ways of life and continue on forward towards your goal.
>You look ahead to your crater of lava that once was /mlp/ or as it was known the mountain of fire.
>Next to it was a great large tower and ontop of it was the great eye of the faggot mods.
>Anon is carrying the post of ultimate enlightenment which she intends to post on mount boop.
>It read, "De mods r fagets, get off my board REEEEEE!!!!!!!"
>Suddenly on your way up the mountain Anon collapsed.

"Do you remember /mlp/ back in the day?"

"No, League. I can't the recall the sound of keks nor the feeling of happiness. There is no escape, for me, from the ban hammer of faggotry."

"Then let's tell'em once and for all. I can't post it for you but I can post you! Come on!"