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- Things I have actually done that prove I am obsessed with Naruto:
- • · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
- • · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
- • · When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Kankuro.
- • · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
- • · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
- • · Cried for hours when The Third and Asuma died.
- • · Can spout out a random character quote on command.
- • · Decide that if I can't do 100 push-ups then I'll do 100 sit-ups.
- • · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
- • · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
- • · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (plan on doing it when i get my own place)
- • · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
- • · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
- • · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
- • · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
- • · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
- • · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. (plan on getting an ANBU tattoo when I go to college)
- • · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
- • · Watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 7 days.
- • · Try to walk up trees using only my feet.
- • · Try to heal a cut and sooth a headache with chakra in my hands.
- • · You draw whiskers on your face.
- • · You think about killing your family just to test your abilities.
- • · Give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
- • · Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
- • · You try to make pairings between characters.
- • · Go around saying "Art is a bang!".
- • · You randomly just start making hand signs.
- • · You compare your friends to Naruto characters.
- • · You drive around with Naruto music blasting in your car, hoping someone will recognize it and think your cool. (i plan on doing this.)
- • · You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.
- • · You tell your parents your doing homework when in fact your watching Natuto or reading/writing a fanfic.
- • · You start saying 'un' 'hn' 'troublesome' 'dattebayo' and 'believe it' whenever its appropriate...or not.
- • · You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a fight.
- • · Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements of the Naruto world.
- • · You lay and stare at the clouds all day, claiming everything to be troublesome.
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