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  1. Things I have actually done that prove I am obsessed with Naruto:
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  3. • · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
  4. • · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
  5. • · When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Kankuro.
  6. • · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
  7. • · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
  8. • · Cried for hours when The Third and Asuma died.
  9. • · Can spout out a random character quote on command.
  10. • · Decide that if I can't do 100 push-ups then I'll do 100 sit-ups.
  11. • · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
  12. • · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
  13. • · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (plan on doing it when i get my own place)
  14. • · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
  15. • · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
  16. • · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
  17. • · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
  18. • · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
  19. • · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. (plan on getting an ANBU tattoo when I go to college)
  20. • · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
  21. • · Watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 7 days.
  22. • · Try to walk up trees using only my feet.
  23. • · Try to heal a cut and sooth a headache with chakra in my hands.
  24. • · You draw whiskers on your face.
  25. • · You think about killing your family just to test your abilities.
  26. • · Give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
  27. • · Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
  28. • · You try to make pairings between characters.
  29. • · Go around saying "Art is a bang!".
  30. • · You randomly just start making hand signs.
  31. • · You compare your friends to Naruto characters.
  32. • · You drive around with Naruto music blasting in your car, hoping someone will recognize it and think your cool. (i plan on doing this.)
  33. • · You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.
  34. • · You tell your parents your doing homework when in fact your watching Natuto or reading/writing a fanfic.
  35. • · You start saying 'un' 'hn' 'troublesome' 'dattebayo' and 'believe it' whenever its appropriate...or not.
  36. • · You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a fight.
  37. • · Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements of the Naruto world.
  38. • · You lay and stare at the clouds all day, claiming everything to be troublesome.
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