6/1 Social security

Terrince and Octavia sat down across from the table looking at the human doctor and pony doctor in the kitchen
"are you sure you two know how to cook?" Octavia asked
"yes!"the human doc said at the same time as the pony doc said "Nope!"
"well just as long as you dont kill me... lets hear what you have."
the human doc smiled as a somewhat familiar tune somehow appears out of nowhere.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84akiSW7BA&feature=related)
"Ditzy had given me an idea. i consulted with the cakes and they told me that if i had the right recipe, i can have the best muffins this side of SLC2. now lets get cooking"
The doctor started singing putting his tie around his forehead

"I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say the recipe serves nine, but I'm just serving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds vanish anyway!

Watch as I work my timelord magic
wibbly wobbly and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns into the master
take a bite, jump in!"
Ponydoc takes over as human doc used the sonic as a mic.
"Crude stew, do you fear it terrince dude?
Sometimes life is not a cup cake, served up on a silver spoon

crack an egg and,
dont be late and,

Shamble bibble, dobble dooble,
bingle bongle, dingle dangle,
yicky doo, yickity da,
ping pong lipy, tapy too ta!

*a sound recording plays over the kitchen speakers, it is colgates voice.

Doctor if you're hearing this it means you're in trouble and wrong
Please don't bake anything; just accept it and go home.
*the doctor flicks the speaker off and continues
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my hand
Let's beat these yolks and serve these folks or make a rocking band!

Watch as I work my timelord magic
custard and processed food
celestia help the Doctor with his cooking.
im not ginger and very rude.
im not ginger and very rude.
...."
the doctor blinked... and opened his mouth.. pausing for a second before turning to terrince
"did i?" he asked arching an eyebrow
"yeah.. with background music and everything... " terrince said chuckling
"it is part of the magic of equestria" Octavia said "in equestria we call it the musical effect.. usually happens when a unicorn is practicing a musical instrument too hard. when lyra was just learning how to play all of manehattan sang for a week."

"Really? well that will be ... annoying. just bursting into song and dance..." human doc said as ponydoc lifted the muffins out of the oven.
"thr dnnn." ponydoc said setting the baking tray down.
"so why do you want to butter us up?" terrince asked.
"what? no reason.. why would i need a reason?"
"doc... i know you. what's going on?"
"well.. as my security advisor.... how would you advise security if.. oh.. all six of the mane ambassators were coming to this bureau?" doctor tennant smiled
"... all six? F@*%"
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6/1 Social secureity
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The bureau was buzzing with excitement. it was very rare for the mane ambassadors to come... at least come in a pack. they usually were here, there, and everywhere but not together.
"The way i understand it... is that they will be arriving close to the same time as lunch.. so we have lots to prepare. Terrince.. do you need any recruits to help you bunker down security?
The human doctor said. ponydoc had left for a small world saving adventure with miss doo.. something about a converted dalek.

Terrince sighed "well first we need a secure place for them to stay.. we all know that there is an HLF camp across the valley and they are not too pleased with us here... but we sort of have a "agreement""
the agreement was simple.. they dont protest too close and in return terrince does not shoot off their pinky toe with his sniper rifle.
"but with the mane six.... i have no doubt they will become bold.. all i really ask is to have victory up top with me..." terrince turned towards victory "can you levitate a gun and fire it with precision?"
The white colt blinked "well i dont know about firing.. but holding it up.. yeah." Victory said nodding
"right. now as for safety i will have to ask miss doo to abandon her post by the front door and stay in what used to be the customer service.. the ambassators can take the three empty rooms above the conversion room." terrince said.
"right. anything else?" the doctor said..
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"no rarity. we have everything packed. from your umbrella to those.. bye-key-knees?" rainbow dash said as she waited by the door of the room she and rarity shared on the train
"Are you absolutely sure? i was sure there was another box when we loaded up... i must be losing my mind."
"Rarity, Rainbow. we need to go. the shuttle will be here soon to drive us... " twilight said down the hall
"twilight darling, have you seen a box? i was sure i had another one." rarity said looking out at twilight
"oh you mean the one we saw out in the hall? applejack is loading it up onto the trailor." twilight said
"oh thank you dear... i wonder how it got out in the hall in the first place?"
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inside the box:
"Cutie mark crusader stow-aways yay!" the crusaders said down low.
"This has gotta be the best idea ever scoots.. write up a bunch of letters, have featherweight send them every week, and then stow away with sweetie's sister." applebloom said bumping the orange pegasus on the sholder
"Aw.. it was nothing but comman sense. we HAVE to come with our familys, we Have to crusade for our marks, and rarity HAS to have the most clothes of anypony."
"of corse. my sister makes clothes for everypony.. but why are we hiding in here?" sweetie asked
"well it is going to be given to a... doctor tennant.. and if it is a doctor maybe we can get our vetrinarian cutiemarks by learning about caring for humans!" scootaloo said fluttering her wings
"ah dont think humans are the types of animals that go to tha vet." applebloom said
"well what do they go to?" sweetie asked"
"oh.. they go to a.... ant throw upologist." applebloom said in responce to the white unicorn
"that sounds discusting.. who would want to study ant throw up.. and how would that make you a human doctor?" scootaloo said
"ah dont know. all i know is thats whut they are called." applebloom said before the box bumped a little "shh! they are hitching the trailor up"
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"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH" Soarin said "Rainbow dash is coming? awesome! I have not seen her since Cadence's wedding. i wonder if she is still doing that special training i told her to do."
Suprise laughed "yes. dashie is coming. and you seem to have a little crush on dash."
"What? no i dont!" soarin said blushing.
suprise chuckled "you sure? because you are showing it more than spitfire shows her flank to the crowds."