poetry hour with raph

[2:22 PM]Raphael:And now, some poetry. This piece is written by Sir Anthony Ray, commonly known in his artistic sphere as "Sir Composes-in-no-moderation". I will proceed to read, out loud, his work titled: "Lady, which has the gleeful beauty of an infant, has been born with a pleasing posterior."
[2:30 PM]Raphael:It is, verse for verse, as follows
[2:31 PM]Raphael:"I enjoy aesthetically large or well rounded undercarriages in my female companions. This fact I cannot hide from you."
[2:32 PM]Raphael:"You, my bethren of tan or dark skin, cannot in good conscience disagree-"
[2:33 PM]Raphael:"That when a female enters the room, sporting a lesser profile around her waist area-"
[2:33 PM]Raphael:"And also sporting the aforementioned aesthetically large or well rounded undercarriage, in a manner that makes an impression, faceing towards you-"
[2:35 PM]Raphael:"You start quickly fostering a penile erection, assaulted by feelings to expose said erection towards the female that helped create it."
[2:36 PM]Raphael:"Because you have noticed said large or round undercarriage was oversized for the containing clothes, marking it's shape-"
[2:37 PM]Raphael:"Deep in her garment of denim, trapped in such cruel prison, tightly locked down in a way all of it's curves are exposed."
[2:38 PM]Raphael:"I must confess said view would have be completely mesmerized, I wouldn't be able to pry my eyes away from such beauty."
[2:39 PM]Raphael:This was but a fraction of Sir Anthony Ray's work. A beautiful poem about the female shape and it's effect on the male psyche. As we close our poetry segment, I'd request of the audience to spare a round of applause for "Sir Composes-in-no-moderation." Good evening, and goodbye.