"My skunk, Doug."

Covet: Cadence was sitting on the couch in the music room, looking through the music to play on the record machine before changing her mind and plugged her phone into the auxilary jack on the side of the record player, since it was one of them new fangled multi port player things. She pulled up youtube and started playing a song that she'd been sucked into recently, turning up the volume while she grabbed the bong and took a couple of rips off of it, coughing up a storm.
Tsaaq: Remy came from their bedroom. "Cadence?" He called out with his eyebrows furrowed. He went into the music room and crossed his arms. "What the hell are you doing with the record player?" He asked as he noticed the bong. "Oh, just kidding. I totally know what's going on now." He waved his hand at her.
Alexithymiaa: (I just noticed that the slippery when wet picture uses jazz hands.)
Covet: She'd been groving in her seat, and in the middle of another bong rip, when he came in and spoke to her, "I am getting high, and listening to music. Still.... Again..." She said looking side to side then smirked, "Want to come join me?"
Covet: [XD I didn't until you said something ]
Tsaaq: He frowned a little bit, pulling out his phone and looking at the time. "Well... If get high now, I'll be burnt out by the time I get to Coffman's class and he'll talk shit and be like 'Come on Rem, how do I know you're ready for the big leagues if you're always stoned?' and I'll be like 'Shut up Schmidt, Seth Rogen has built a whole fucking franchise off of being high' and then..." Remy trailed off, mimicking Professor Coffman's voice and his own. He shrugged. "I guess a little bit wouldn't hurt." He muttered as he went to drop down beside her.
Covet: Cadence just stared and blinked at him as he went through his whole one man scene of him and Coffman, "One hit isn't gonna turn you into a forever slacker."  She told him, then slid the bong over to him, "Besides, I bet if you asked Coffman to come over and get backed one night, he totally would."
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan took the elevator up to Remy and Cadence's apartment, leaning heavily on his cane as he stepped off when it reached the top floor. Limping his way down the hallway, he stopped in front of their door and lifted his hand to knock lazily against the wood, his eyes dropping down to glance at his phone in his hand when it vibrated.-
Covet: [I keep picturing House when I see him walking]
Tsaaq: "That's like asking a twelve year old if they want some weed. It's just mean, you know they're gonna say yes." Remy muttered as he took the bong. "I think I'm gonna try to do this short I was writing but I should ask Brad right? I only know how to write." He sputtered his lips, bringing the bong to his lips before hearing a knock. "Fuck, I really just sat down." Remy said as he left the bong behind and went for the door. He saw Bryan once he answered it. "Oh, hey what's up man?"
Alexithymiaa: (Thats pretty much how he's walking. With less knee bending. He's pretty much not using his left knee at all.)
Covet: Cadence laughed at his comparisson, "Yeah, I'd run it by Brad. I'm sure he'd like to be updated on band stuff. But I'm excited to hear that you're writing stuff. And I can't wait to hear it some time." She said leaning over to him, then raised an eyebrow, "Who the hell is here?"  She got up and walked to the door to the music room, seeing Bryan as Remy opened up the door. "Hey Bryan, c'mon in. Did you smell the weed?"
Alexithymiaa: -He shoved his phone down into the pocket of his jeans, scratching his hand over the back of his messy hair. "Hey. I was... honestly really bored. I have nothing to do and I'm tired of sitting in my apartment alone." He took a whiff of the air, his brows raising. "You guys are smoking?"-
Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows as he closed the door behind Bryan. "Well, I am not a charlatan. I was doing no such thing!" He said as he went off to the music room, holding the door open for Bryan. "It's this criminal over here." He said as he nodded at Cadence, smirking.
Covet: "Yeah, all me. Just call me Bonnie. I'll get a fresh bowl loaded for us, if you want to come hang out. Not like we were up to anything all that important" Cadence said ducking back into the room to get the cashed bowl cleaned out and a new one of greens loaded up.
Alexithymiaa: "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic." He shot at Cadence, limping further into the apartment and to the stairs. He stopped and lowered himself down one at a time, moving to the other step that led to the music room. "There are too many stairs in your apartment. You need a cripple friendly apartment. I'm not into this." Once he finally stepped into the music room, he inhaled deeply, happy to smell weed because it was probably relaxing for him.-
Tsaaq: He pursed his lips. "Trust me, I hold the same sentiment." He said to Bryan, closing the door behind them. "Just sit down." Remy told him. "I could be doing important shit, Cadence!" He said, sounding fake offended before he went to shit down beside her, nudging her playfully.
Covet: "Good, then that means I'm getting better at this sarcasm thing." Cadence said with a smirk, then rolled her eyes, " Well I'm sorry that we're interupting your precious important time." She said sounding overly sincere, then glanced at Bryan, " I'm sorry, it's an old building, I can't just put ramps every where in here. Come sit your ass down and take a rip, you'll feel better, and if not then I'll find your ass a Snickers."
Alexithymiaa: "You should find my ass a Snickers anyway." He dropped down into one of the bean bag chairs with a huff, immediately shaking his head. "There's no way I'm going to be able to get out of this chair." Laying his cane down on the floor beside him, he put his hand out to make grabby fingers toward them. "Alright, gimme something."-
Tsaaq: "Hey! my time is fucking important." He waved his finger at Cadence. "Like, literally his ass? Or just him?" Remy asked as he furrowed his eyebrows, taking to bong from Cadence and handed it over to Bryan. "Here go nuts." Remy said, getting up to his fucking shelf of vinyls.
Covet: Cadence laughed, she was high and amused. She got up and started to make her way towards the kitchen. "I'll make Remy help get you out of it, He can use them muscles he's getting. Anything else while I'm up? Soda, Juice, water.... other munchies? " She asked being a good housewife nominee she was.
Alexithymiaa: -He reached his hands out to take the bong from Remy, taking a quick hit and leaning back. "Ugh, I needed this." He rolled his head to one side to follow Cadence and listen to her offers, mulling it over. "You got like... chips?"-
Tsaaq: "Chips. Do we have chips?" Remy repeated, shaking his head as if it was the most ridiculous question ever. "Yes we got chips." He told him. "Cadence! Get the man some chips!" Remy said with a laugh, picking out one of his vinyls. "And bring me a beer please!" He called out.
Alexithymiaa: (Every since Bryan's accident, Remy has been like... MOM to him.)
Tsaaq: ((WELL))
Tsaaq: ((HE CARES.))
Covet: "Yes we have Chips, And I'll get you a beer, Bryan anything to drink?" Cadence asked him, "This shit's going to give you cotton mouth." She added, dancing on her toes a bit to the music that was just shuffling now on youtube.
Alexithymiaa: "Oh yeah, a beer is fine. Thanks Cadence." He leaned down and took another hit from the bong before trying to pass it over to Remy.-
Tsaaq: He tucked the vinyl back into it's place. He turned to Bryan once he handed him the bong and shrugged. "Oh, alright." Remy said as he went to take a long rip. He wheezed a little as he held it in his lungs then finally released the smoke. "Hang on, best idea ever." He muttered as he went to take another hit then put the bong down on the coffe table. He went to his drumset and sat down, stepping on the bass peddle a few times as he clicked his drum sticks together.
Covet: "Cadence nodded her head and walked into the kitchen to go find chips and candy and get the drinks. She grabbed a beer for herself as well, a eventually made her way back into the room putting a bag of snicker minis, and the bag of chips on the table, then handed Bryan his beer and brought Remy's over to him setting it down on the floor behind him, before sitting back down, so she could take her hit off the bong. She turned the music on her phone down, so Remy could play.
Alexithymiaa: -He took the beer from Cadence and brought it up to his lips, a small smile curling over his lips. "This is perfect. I needed this. Thanks guys. I'm going out of my fuckin' mind."-
Tsaaq: Remy began to softly start a steady beat, he looked around his set behind him as Cadence put his beer down. "What's happening?" He asked before he went to grab his beer, going to take a few sips before he played again. "Hey, no problem." Remy shrugged.
Covet: Cadence exhaled and nodded her head, "No problem. Normally it's just me and the pets anyways. Long weekend since Aubrey left?" She asked him, hoping the subject wasn't touchy. "It's good to see you out and about too."
Alexithymiaa: "Yesssss." He whined like a bitch, taking another sip of his beer. "There's nothing to fuckin' do. I thought Steph was going to be staying with me for a while, while Aubrey was gone, but now that she's fuckin' home I'm just by myself. It's not the same as it used to be."-
Covet: Cadence laughed as he whined then looked over at him, " Well, you can come over when ever, or we can go over there if you want company. Just hit us up. Or hell if you just want to chill with Remy even, I can go find something to do, like chill with Steph or something. Are the pets driving you nuts without her there?"
Covet: [Sorry bliss...I got happy]
Tsaaq: ((Smfh bitch.))
Tsaaq: "Why are you offering my services to Bryan?" Remy asked jokingly as he moved from his drumset as he went over to the two of them. "Just fucking around. I don't do a lot." He said before furrowing his eyebrows. "Well I do a lot of shit but I can still hang out."
Alexithymiaa: "The dogs are fine. They're usually not that bad. The little one is a little needy, but she's always been that way so it's not anything new. But I'll probably reach out, I guess. I'm starting to realize I don't have that many friends. I was bored as fuck Friday night. To the point where I hung out with my dad."-
Covet: "Yes, I'm slutting you out to our friend, you'll be fine. He'll be gentle I"m sure." Cadence said to Remy, then looked at Bryan, "Still didn't get that skunk to add to the mix? Oh wow...yes, please you and Remy hang out so you don't have to resort to that as often."
Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows skeptically. "Hanging out with your dad is bad?" He asked awkwardly. "I thought your dad was cool..." He trailed off. "I guess, just hit me up. See what I'm doing. More often then not I'm doing shit and being productive so yeah." He said.
Alexithymiaa: "I'm not gentle." He spoke shortly, trying not to crack a smile before quickly interjecting. "But no homo, though. But my dad isnt cool. He's the New Balance wearing, tube sock loving kind of dad."-
Covet: "Yeah, Remy, your dad looks awesome compared to Bryan's dad. Just to put that into perspective for you." She laughed and reached for the bong again taking a rip."
Tsaaq: "Ohhhhhhhhh." Remy said nodding his head slowly. "Sorry. I forget my family is weird sometimes..." He trailed off as he went over to sit down next to Cadence again. "No homo is right man, I got time for you to man handle me. Especially if you're just hanging out with me." Remy said.
Alexithymiaa: "I guess I'm going to man handle you then." He smirked, taking another sip of his beer. "I mean, my dad is okay. He's a dad. But he's not someone I want to hangout with on a Friday night."-
Covet: "Spare me the details please guys, Unless I get to watch, I don't want to know about it." She said laughing at them both.
Tsaaq: He shook his head at Cadence. "You would." He muttered then frowned at Bryan. "Please don't." He told him. Remy sipped from his beer as he slouched. "Yeah, that makes sense. Dad's."
Alexithymiaa: "Dads." He repeated with a quick nod, trailing off into silence as he stared off ahead of him.-
Covet: Cadence laughed and stuck her tongue out, "I can fantasize. Don't judge." She looked over at the guys, her brain running a mile a minute, because she was high, "So...Remy, I have a question, in regards to our current pet situation."
Tsaaq: Remy kept shaking his head. "I'm definitely judging you." He said before raising his eyebrow at Cadence. "What?" He asked. "Is it about Strangles?"
Alexithymiaa: "Current pet situation?" He asked, brows raised.-
Covet: "No, Strangles is fine. It's more about the possibility of expanding our pets just a little bit." She said holding up her fingers. "And I call an extra vote from Bryan, because I know he'll agree with what I'm about to propose" She asid pointing over to him, as if he was some how important to this bargain she was about to strike up.
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows skeptically as he listened to Cadence. "Go on...?" Remy whispered as he listened to her.
Alexithymiaa: "Well now I have to hear about this." He leaned forward in the bean bag as much as possible, eager to hear.-\
Covet: So... You know how you really wanted to get a skunk....when Bryan brought it up? Well... At the time, I found this really cute lizzard, he looks like a dragon, and I really really really want him. But I didn't want to be selfish about it, so I figured, I'd see if we could do a two for one special. Skunk, and a Crocodile Skink." She said looking ecited.
Tsaaq: "Awww, is it a baby?" Remy asked as he leaned forward, his pitch raising as he spoke. "A baby skunk? Yes, let's do that. That's fine with me."
Alexithymiaa: "Wait, he gets a skunk?" He spoke loudly, throwing his hand up into the air. "This is bullshit!"-
Covet: " Yes, it can be a baby skunk, but you have to bring it over with you when you go to Bryan's, since he doesn't get one. Even though, if Aubrey isn't home, how could she really say now, especially if the skunk had a sibling, we couldn't sepperate them, that wouldn't be very nice." Cadence said, looking over at Bryan as he protested.
Covet: *really say no
Tsaaq: Remy looked over to Bryan and sputtered. "Be mad mother fucker." He laughed before going to wrap his arms around Cadence's waist. "You're the best babe." He chuckled, kissing her forehead.
Alexithymiaa: -He quickly flipped Remy off, frowning into his lap because he wanted a skunk. "If Aubrey came home to a skunk she'd be so pissed at me..."-
Covet: "Well, maybe we can let you babysit, from time to time." Cadence offered trying to make it better, "I don't want to say, piss her off, but at the same time. You've got he perfect excuse of being lonely....in a house full of pets..." She said losing her optimism by the end of her staement, then gave Remy a kiss, back. "Just for you, Plus I get my lizard, so I'm happy too"
Tsaaq: "Nope." Remy said as he shook his head. "He just flipped me off, he gets to babysit nothing." He said and shoved her a little bit. "Stop encouraging strains on other people's relationships." Remy said before kissing her again. "Anyways, baby skunks."
Alexithymiaa: "I'm going to steal it." He spat, pouting like a child and crossing his arms over his chest. "I could also get in here really easily so you're just going to come home and see me sitting in your apartment playing with your skunk."-
Covet: "I'd be strangely comfortable with this, mostly because it's you, so long as you don't leave with it." Cadence said with a laugh then looked shocked that Remy proposed such an idea, right before kissing him back. "I'm just trying to help make a friend happy, okay"
Tsaaq: He shook his head. "Yeah but it could potentially make his signficant other pissed off. So shut up and mind your business." Remy told her in a high pitch, booping her nose. "Whatever Bryan. You're just mad cause you're not getting a skunk."
Alexithymiaa: "Arent I, though? Because Im just going to come in here and play with yours so it kind of feels like it's both of our skunk." He smirked, holding out his arms. "Alright, someone help me the fuck out of this chair."-
Covet: "Aww, look at you two, almost like shared custody. I hope Aubrey doesn't get jealous." She said with a smirk teasing the both of them, then gave Remy a nudge. " Help him up, and look all sexy while you do it, It will get me ready for when he leaves."
Tsaaq: Remy got up from his seat and went over to help Bryan up. "You'll think it feels like both our skunk, but it'll definitely be my skunk." He told Bryan. "Now! DO you need help to the door, you want some beer on the way home?"
Alexithymiaa: "Do I want to drink beer while I drive home? No, I'm good. Thanks though for the shining idea." He retorted, getting to his feet with Remy's help and picking up his cane. "But it's also my skunk. And we're going to name it together and I'm not asking you, I'm telling you." He turned away from them, limping toward the door. "Tell me when our skunk comes in."-
Covet: Cadence couldn't help but laugh at the both of them, enjoying the arguing over the skunk more than the idea of getting one, it's self. "Well, get home Safe, Bryan, We'll see you later and yes, I'll make sure you know when we get it, Probably later this week or next week. "
Tsaaq: "Not to drink WHILE you drive. To take home or some shit." Remy sighed loudly. He crossed his arms over his chest. "And it's MY skunk. Doug." He called out, smiling as he waved. "Alright, see you around!"
Alexithymiaa: "OUR skunk." He corrected as he yelled over his shoulder, ignoring the middle name comment. He stepped carefully back up the short set of stairs, moving to the front door. "Bye you fucks!" He called out, opening the front door and stepping out into the hallway to take his sweet ass time.-
Covet: "Night!" She called out laughing then jumped around at the idea of new pets, to which at least two of the current pets were going to not be that fond of. Cadence looked at Remy, "are you excited?"
Tsaaq: Remy scrunched up his face a moment. "Now I'm not." He sighed as he went towards the bedroom. "Okay. I guess I'm a little excited."
Covet: "It'll be fine. It will give Byran something to do for the next month while Aubrey's gone. He needs a disraction, he seemed happy at the oportunity." Cadence said, walking up behind Remy rubbing her hands on his back as they went into the bedroom.
Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows. He groaned as he threw his head back. "I'm going to bed." Remy said as he grumbled, pulling off his shirt as he flopped onto the bed.
Covet: Cadence gave a soft laugh and followed him, wrapping her arms around him as she curled up in bed with him, pulling the blanket over them, " Goodnight, Sexy grumpy butt."
Tsaaq: "Yeah yeah yeah, night baby." He kissed her cheek then wrapped his arms around him as he went to sleep.