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  1. #NeedYourPermission
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  3. Don't you think it's weird that I #NeedYourPermission to make my own medical decisions?
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  5. Do I #NeedYourPermission to get a hysterectomy? What about a tubal ligation? If a woman is sterilized, does she still #NeedYourPermission?
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  7. Hubby is talking to his doctor about taking erectile dysfunction meds. Shouldn't he #NeedYourPermission too?
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  9. I'm thinking about cutting my hair... Do I #NeedYourPermission or just my husband's? If I'm a widow, who's permission do I get?
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  11. If I get a MS in nursing education, will I have to teach scientifically accurate info re: fetal development & abortions? #NeedYourPermission
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  13. My husband is asking me whether or not I'm not I'm ready to conceive a child. What do you think? I #NeedYourPermission.
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  15. Why is the gov't discriminating against men by forcing them to make their own medical decisions? Shouldn't men #NeedYourPermission too?
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  17. Why aren't gynoticians making health decisions for MEN? Don't we #NeedYourPermission too?
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  19. Men can get all the Viagra they want, but gynoticians restrict women's access to birth control? Why do only #women #NeedYourPermission?
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  21. I just don't know... there's too much estrogen impeding my thought processes. I #NeedYourPermission to make day to day decisions!
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  23. My female doctor says I need my mammogram soon, but I #NeedYourPermission cause you don't think she's qualified to make decisions.
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  25. I just had open heart surgery & my female doc suggested that I wear sports bras... but as we're both women, we #NeedYourPermission
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  27. It's unbelievable how small 'Small Gov't' has become! It fits perfectly in my vagina! #NeedYourPermission to kick gynoticians out.
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  29. Gynotician, since you've got such a great view of my vagina, should I use a scented or unscented tampon? #NeedYourPermission
  30.  
  31. Since you know so much about my uterus, can I stop by for a physical? ‪#‎NeedYourPermission‬
  32.  
  33. I'm going bra shopping, but there are TOO MANY CHOICES! Underwire? Lace? Cotton? Padded? Full-coverage? #NeedYourPermission
  34.  
  35. Should my bra match my panties? I can't decide! I #NeedYourPermission!
  36.  
  37. I found this GREAT skirt that I LOVE, but my knees are exposed, do I #NeedYourPermission to buy it and wear it?
  38.  
  39. My daughter wants to buy a shirt that exposes her elbows, does she #NeedYourPermission?
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  41. Can I read my daughter a book or does that promote free thinking? Since she's a girl, I #NeedYourPermission.
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  43. I #NeedYourPermission to pack shorts & a bathing suit for my visit home... I know you don't want to me to look slutty...
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  45. Please call, tweet, email your gynoticians' offices to schedule a Pap smear. #NeedYourPermission
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  47. I don't know how I managed to live all these years without someone to contact for important decisions! #NeedYourPermission
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  49. I have an appointment with my OBGYN to get an IUD inserted & realized I forgot that as you are my gynotician, I #NeedYourPermission.
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  51. I have been experiencing vaginal dryness. I ‪#‎NeedYourPermission‬ to use a vaginal lubricant. What brand should I use?
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  53. I would like to discuss a change in my birth control with my doctor but ‪#‎NeedYourPermission‬ before discussing it with her.
  54.  
  55. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month! Gynoticians, do I #NeedYourPermission to get a breast exam?
  56.  
  57. I took my daughter to a few college visits, does she #NeedYourPermission to get a higher education?
  58.  
  59. While I was getting dressed this morning, I realized that I might #NeedYourPermission to wear pants vs a dress!
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  61. Since you seem to think I #NeedYourPermission for reproductive healthcare, does my husband also need your permission for a vasectomy?
  62.  
  63. For clarification, I #NeedYourPermission to get birth control, but my husband doesn't need your permission to buy a condom?
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  65. If I learn to shoot bullets from my vagina, will the regulation of my #ReproRights be lifted? #NeedYourPermission
  66.  
  67. I'm postmenopausal... Can I have sex since I can't procreate? #NeedYourPermission
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  69. Call or tweet your gynotician to make an appointment for a pap smear since we #NeedYourPermission
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  71. A mushroom colony is on the woodpile. Since all life is precious I guess I #NeedYourPermission to burn it.
  72.  
  73. I have a yeast infection. Does this mean I must learn to bake cakes? #NeedYourPermission
  74.  
  75. What time should I go to sleep? 'cause I #NeedYourPermission
  76.  
  77. If I stay barefoot & pregnant my feet will get dirty. Do I #NeedYourPermission for shoes?
  78.  
  79. Do we all #NeedYourPermission to get an abortion if we aren't your relatives?
  80.  
  81. I #NeedYourPermission for everything but firearms, right!?
  82.  
  83. Can I pay my electric bill or do I #NeedYourPermission first?
  84.  
  85. My dog is hungry. What can I feed her? Do I #NeedYourPermission before buying dog food?
  86.  
  87. Money is tight & I need to update my budget. Do I #NeedYourPermission first?
  88.  
  89. If @ScottWalker says abortion is not between me & my doctor, who do I ask? Do I poll my neighbors? #NeedYourPermission
  90.  
  91. Will using Irish Spring soap make a woman a 'manly man'? If so, I won't #NeedYourPermission anymore!
  92.  
  93. If my diaphragm helps me sing, how is it also #BirthControl? #NeedYourPermission
  94.  
  95. My doctor tells me I #NeedYourPermission...which form of #BirthControl is best for my #ReproHealth?
  96.  
  97. Single ply or 2 ply toilet paper? I #NeedYourPermission before I go to the store.
  98.  
  99. Does mouthwash have a dual purpose? Can it be used as a vaginal douche? Doc says I #NeedYourPermission from my gynotician.
  100.  
  101. Brazilian or full wax? My esthetician says I #NeedYourPermission.
  102.  
  103. I'm stressed out! Should I use Calgon to take me away? My therapist said I #NeedYourPermission.
  104.  
  105. I'm gonna get a pedicure, but I simply can't decide between red & pink? My manicurist says I #NeedYourPermission for either.
  106.  
  107. I #NeedYourPermission to see my ObGyn. Oh Wait! You're my Gynotician! When can I schedule my pap smear with you?
  108.  
  109. I'm a hermaphrodite. Which half of my decisions can I make? #NeedYourPermission
  110.  
  111. I have an appointment with my ObGyn to get an IUD inserted & realized I forgot I #NeedYourPermission.
  112.  
  113. I would like to discuss a change in my birth control w/ my doctor but I #NeedYourPermission before discussing it with her.
  114.  
  115. I have been experiencing vaginal dryness, but I #NeedYourPermission to use a vaginal lubricant. What brand should I use? Is Pennzoil ok?
  116.  
  117. RT @Sandvig_Julie: "God spoke to me tonight. Here's what he said:" pic.twitter.com/4smzEUJB2M
  118. #NeedYourPermission
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  120. I wasn't aware that I had room in my uterus for all these Gynoticians! I #NeedYourPermission to remove them POST HASTE!
  121.  
  122. Don't you think it's weird that I #NeedYourPermission to stop you from getting in between my relationship w/ my doctor?
  123.  
  124. What is the copay for gynotician services? I'd pay you to get your hands out of my vagina but I weirdly #NeedYourPermission first.
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  126. Gynotician, I #NeedYourPermission in deciding which will work better for me... should I use a tampon or sanitary pad?
  127.  
  128. Can I still wear white after Labor Day? And do I #NeedYourPermission to wear white after Labor Day?
  129.  
  130. Roll on, stick or spray deodorant? Too many choices for a woman to make! I #NeedYourPermission. Plz tell me which I should use!
  131.  
  132. I was due to have my baby last week. Do I #NeedYourPermission to have labor induced? My doctor says I need to ask my gynotician!
  133.  
  134. Do I #NeedYourPermission to start perimenopause? Will I go to prison if it happens without my gynotician's okay?
  135.  
  136. Can my kid use extra large sanitary pads as a flotation device at the beach? I #NeedYourPermission before we take our beach vacation!
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  138. If you've been probed by an alien, you are a flake. If you've been probed by a gynotician, you are a woman. #NeedYourPermission
  139.  
  140. I need to do some personal grooming. Any regulations in the state legis I need to know about first? #NeedYourPermission
  141.  
  142. Today I went out for lunch w/ my hubby, guess this calls for a scarlet letter? #NeedYourPermission
  143.  
  144. I #NeedYourPermission to make tinfoil panties. Is It true they help prevent STDs?
  145.  
  146. I'm baffled... Can I sing along with the radio w/o seeing my gynotician about getting a diaphragm? #NeedYourPermission
  147.  
  148. Do I #NeedYourPermission to play music while I'm having sex? Or is that to slutty?
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  150. Gynotician, do I #NeedYourPermission to masturbate? I was thinking of going sex toy shopping... do I need your permission for that too?
  151.  
  152. Since you are trying to make safe legal #abortion as difficult as possible - what type of hanger do you suggest I use? #NeedYourPermission
  153.  
  154. I'm feeling a tad 'unfresh' down there. Gynotician, should I douche? Is douching safe? What are the risks w/ douching? #NeedYourPermission
  155.  
  156. Are my breasts also property of the state? My hubby likes touching them. Does HE #NeedYourPermission.
  157.  
  158. Is vaginal discharge considered property of the state? Should samples be mailed to your office? #NeedYourPermission
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  160. Since I'm postmenopausal I can't be an incubator. So do I #NeedYourPermission to live or am I disposable?
  161.  
  162. #NeedYourPermission to get a consensus from gynoticians - Which way should I wipe? Front to Back or Back to Front?
  163.  
  164. Gynotician, I think I might have contracted a STD/STI... I #NeedYourPermission to have it looked at & treated. When are you available?
  165.  
  166. If I'm being raped, am I supposed to fight back, or just go into a position that's best for conception? #NeedYourPermission
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  168. Am I just supposed to be pregnant, or do I need to be barefoot AND pregnant? #NeedYourPermission
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  170. Should I be using tylenol or advil for my headache? I'm unsure how to make my own healthcare decisions... #NeedYourPermission
  171.  
  172. Since I'm a woman who's too feeble-minded to choose: French vanilla or Irish creme creamer in my coffee? #NeedYourPermission
  173.  
  174. Should I leave my abusive husband? I #NeedYourPermission... Does it matter if he's just abusing me or if he's abusing the kids too?
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  176. If I #NeedYourPermission to make healthcare decisions, does that mean you are responsible for the payment of the decisions you make for me?
  177.  
  178. RT @lolalouboutin78: Do I need a death certificate for each menstruation or would 1 cover all? #NeedYourPermission
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  180. What should I eat for lunch today? Since it affects my body I thought I should ask first. ‪#‎NeedYourPermission‬
  181.  
  182. I think I'm getting an ear infection... Since it doesn't relate to my vagina, do I still #NeedYourPermission to see a doc?
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  184. With state mandated transvaginal ultrasounds being performed, should lubrication be used or not? #NeedYourPermission
  185.  
  186. It seems not only do I #NeedYourPermission to make health decisions, but also to get #EqualPay.
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  188. My uterus is not a clown car. How do I keep gynoticians out of it? #NeedYourPermission
  189.  
  190. Gynotician, I #NeedYourPermission to treat my menstrual cramps. Which works better? A heating pad or @Midol?
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  192. My female doctor says I need my pap smear soon, but she & I #NeedYourPermission cause you don't think we're qualified to make decisions.
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  194. Since I'm postmenopausal I can't be an incubator. So do I STILL #NeedYourPermission or can I make my health decisions like men do?
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  196. If women #NeedYourPermission to make healthcare decisions, why not men? Is the reason misogynistic or patriarchal? Or maybe both
  197.  
  198. Hubby is talking to his doctor about taking erectile dysfunction meds. Shouldn't he #NeedYourPermission too? He has #ReproRights, I don't?
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