#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
    if (argc != 3) {
        printf("USAGE: zorbify <your name> <message>\n");
        return 0;
    }

    printf("<%s> %s\n", argv[1], argv[2]);

    srand(time(NULL));
    int num = rand() % 4;

    switch (num) {

    case 0:
        printf("<caturday> DICKS\n");
        break;

    case 1:
        printf("<caturday> COCKS\n");
        break;

    case 2:
        printf("<caturday> PENISES\n");
        break;

    case 3:
        printf("<caturday> NIGGERS\n");
        break;
    }

    return 0;
}