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<em>Taako™ >>> Kravitz <3 </em>

<strong>Taako™:</strong> there's this old dude @ my work who has never heard of headphones, apparently

<strong>Taako™:</strong> or public spaces. or common fuckin sense

<strong>Taako™:</strong> this asshole, this motherfucker, this buffoon is loudly speaking at their phone. why, you may ask?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> well, i cant be one hundo, but he's asking 'who's a good kitty?'. so this lonely pathetic fartbag feels the need to talk to his cat at a dumb hipster coffee shop

<strong>Kravitz <3:</strong> Im sorry, that sounds like an awful time you're having.

<strong>Kravitz <3:</strong> Are you allowed to ask him to, ah, I have to put this so delicately - ask him to shut the fuck up?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> idk my man i didnt pay attention during training

<strong>Taako™:</strong> normally i'd say fuck it! taako is out!

<strong>Taako™:</strong> but the location is rlly convenient and job hunting sux so :))

<strong>Kravitz <3:</strong> My condolences

<strong>Kravitz <3:</strong> how long does your shift last?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> until closing

<strong>Kravitz <3:</strong> Perfect! I'll see you tonight, then.


<em>Taako™ >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown</em>

<strong>Taako™:</strong> Fuck.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

<strong>Taako™:</strong> i'm screwed!!!! im packing my bags and moving away!!! im gonna steal someones identity and get full face surgery and assume their life!

<strong>Taako™:</strong> ... no. it's not that bad yet.

<strong>Davenport:</strong> Okay. I'll bite. What's minorly inconvenicing you?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> well fuck you too!

<strong>Davenport:</strong> So you can be extra all you want, but I do one snark and it's all gone to hell?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> if any of our competent women were here, i'd just ignore you, but of course lup would have their movie marathon during my hour of greatest need, so i'll ignore your transgressions

<strong>Lucretia:</strong> I'm still seeing these messages. I am just choosing not to respond.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> so kravitz and i were havinf a good convo when OH FUCK OFF LUCY

<strong>Lucretia:</strong> Noelle confiscated Lup's phone because of her soundboard app, so she genuinely isn't ignoring you. If that makes you feel any better.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> nope. not really.

<strong>Lucretia:</strong> Well, good luck. I'm going back to the competent women.

<strong>Davenport:</strong> Smart move. Bye, Lucretia.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> bye useless asshole. so much for gay/lesbian solidarity.

<strong>Davenport:</strong> Are you going to tell us the actual problem, or is this all for naught? I will not heistate to call in The Full Merle.

<strong>Mango:</strong> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DUNK

<em> <strong>Mango</strong> changed <strong>Earl Merle</strong>'s nickname to <strong>The Full Merle</strong></em>

<strong>Taako™:</strong> anything but that!! dear lord, its called building some tension. let me weave u a word tapestry

<strong>Mango:</strong> Also!! Hi i cannot wait to see where this is headed

<strong>Taako™:</strong> and then he asked abt my shifts, and when i told him i'd be here till closing, he said he'd see me tonight.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> it is... possible that i got caught up in the gay, and forgot that he was signing up for open mic.

<strong>Taako™:</strong> and now i have to be here. and watch it. and possibly hear him play acoustic guitar shittily or tell bad jokes. this is a deal breaker waiting to happen.

<strong>Mango:</strong> hjgiykykckykJrfGJRHFK POBODIES NERFECT!

<strong>Davenport:</strong> That's it?

<strong>Taako™:</strong> im being vulnerable and?? this is how you do me?

<strong>Davenport:</strong> Artistic expression is something sacred. A perceived imperfection can be seen as a positive in another light. Even if his voice is pitchy, or his tight five is a loose six - so what? It'll be a person you're interested in sharing a piece of their soul.

<strong>Mango:</strong> ohmygpdn thats so deep abd amazing? fuck dav im crying