Je sais que j'ai mis genre juste 3 verbes, mais on en ajoutera d'autres ensemble

Dog Grooming Place


-         What’s your name ?
-         Are you afraid of dogs ?
-         Are you allergic to dogs ?
-         Are you able to take care of dogs ?
-         Do you own any dogs ?
-         Do you know how to wash a dog ?
-         Do you have good communication skills ?
-         What do you do to calm a nervous dog ?


to hang out
to stay away from
to go out
to run away
to play back
To go all out
to look after
To get along
to shut up
to break up
to ease up
to chill out
to throw up
to watch out
to drop out
to back up
to fool around
to walk out
to nod off
to show off
to freak out
to split up
the cheer up
to give up
to act up
to knock out
to miss out
to save up
to speak up
to stick around
to stand out
to break down
to catch up
to give up
to fall behind
to die down
to screw up
to stick out
to back off
to brush up on
to chicken out
to chip in
to make fun of
to rip off
to tell off
to work out
to blow up

Jessy: Ok, if you want to be my assistant, I have to see how you handle job interviews. Go ahead and ask questions to everyone.

Paméla: Okay

Camille comes in

Paméla: Hello and welcome. Please sit down.

Camille doesn’t say anything and sits down

Paméla: So, what is your name ?

Camille always speaks in a low voice

Camille: Al.

Paméla: Al who ?

Camille: Kaholic.

Paméla: So your name is Al Kaholic ?

Camille: Yes.

Paméla: Ok… Al, do you get along with dogs ?

Camille: I don’t know.

Paméla: Um okay.. Are you afraid of or allergic to dogs ?

Camille: I don’t know.

Paméla: Can you give me more elaborate answers ?

Camille: I sent you my application.

Paméla: Okay, one second.

Paméla and Jessy turn around and search for Camille’s CV, and while they are turned, Camille takes an axe and tries to kill Paméla. Camille puts her axe away quickly when Paméla turns around.

Paméla: I’m sorry, it seems I can’t find your CV.

Camille: That’s ok.

Paméla: Okay, what are your interests or hobbies ?

Camille: I like to play hide and seek with my little sister.

Paméla: That’s cute. Can you tell me more about yourself ?

Camille: My sister is locked in the basement now.

Paméla: Umm.. Oh my..

Camille: OMG they are coming ! Do you hear them ?! STAY AWAY FROM ME !!

Camille runs away and drops her axe. Paméla is like WTF and picks up her axe and Jessy and Paméla are like WTF.

Jessy: Next.

Xéia comes in.

Paméla: Hello ! Please have a seat.

Xéia is very shaky and slow and drops a few papers from her bag.

Xéia: Hello. I’m sorry, I am a little bit nervous.

Paméla: That’s okay. What is your name ?

Xéia: My name umm… I’m sorry, I’m a little bit nervous.. Umm..

Paméla: Take your time.

Xéia: My name is Terry Aki.

Paméla: Okay. Are you afraid of dogs ?

Xéia: No.. I think.. I mean.. No.

Paméla: Okay, and—

Xéia: OMG ! DID YOU HEAR THAT ?!

Xéia gets up and pretends to drop her coffee on Jessy

Paméla: Hear what ?! What’s wrong ?!

Xéia: I heard a dog bark !

Paméla: Well, this is Dog Grooming !

Xéia: Oh, yes, that’s true.

Jessy: Umm.. I’m going to clean up. Continue with the interviews please.

Paméla: No, I think you should stick around..

Jessy: No, sorry, I’ll be back.

Paméla: Okay. Terry, do you have good communication skills ?

Xéia: Umm.. I thi— Maybe.. I don’t really kn—Umm.. Communicat—Umm.. I’m a little nervous.. Umm.. Yes I think I have umm.. good.. communication skills..

Paméla: Umm.. I don’t know about that. Do you know how to wash a dog ?
Xéia: Wash a WHAT ?!

Paméla: A dog.. That’s why you want this job, isn’t it ?

Xéia: Oh, this is not the Japanese Restaurant ?! They needed me, Terry Aki ! I’m sorry.. I think I’m a little bit umm.. Nervous.

Paméla: Umm okay.. Next !

Xéia leave and Jessy comes in with a wig, chewing gum and texting on his phone. Jessy sits down.

Paméla: Umm.. Hello..

Jessy: Yeah hold on..

Paméla waits for 10 seconds

Paméla: …Hello ?

Jessy: Mhm, one second.

Paméla waits for 10 more seconds

Jessy: Okay, yeah, my name is Barbara B. Cue, so you can just call me Barb

Paméla: So, Barb B. Cue ?

Jessy: Yeah whatever anyways I wanted to apply for this salon—

Paméla: Umm, it’s not—

Jessy: Yeah, so here are my papers.. I made them all pretty and everything have a look.

Paméla: Umm, thanks, but—

Jessy: Go on, bring on the questions, gosh

Paméla: Umm.. Do you like dogs ?

Jessy: Dogs ? Oh, the weird questions they ask at hair salons these days.. Okay, well if you must know I HATE dogs, those smelly devils they just ruin everything don’t they ? My boyfriend has a dog, yeah my boyfriend his name’s Archie, oh and we used to be so close but now he’s just a FU-

Paméla: Umm, please don’t swear in here..

Jessy: What ? I was gonna say freak.. Yea the other day you know what he says to me ? I’ll tell you what he says to me he says to me ah I don’t know what he says to me but then I says to him hey, get that mutt out before you sleep in the doghouse and he says that necklace I got for you, I’m returning it. So then I says OH NO YOU DIDN’T and I take my suitcase and I get the heck outta there and now I’m living with my mom, oh my mom is so annoying, what a bi—

Paméla: HEY !

Jessy: What ? I was gonna say bore.. Anyways she tells me you go back with Archie before I tell your father and then I says mom what’s dad gonna do, I’m 24 now and then she says that cellphone of yours, I’m taking it and I says OH NO YOU DIDN’T and then I decides I’m gonna get a job at a hair salon.. Pays a lot these days..

Paméla: Okay, but..

Jessy: Can you let me talk for a while ? Gosh, this is a waste of time.. I should’ve listened to Archie.

Jessy leaves.

Paméla: Umm.. I think we’ll try this again tomorrow..

THE END