PINARY 038

[05:37] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[05:37] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
[05:37] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] CUC: HE IS GONNAS
[05:37] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] CCU: oh shit
[05:37] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] CAT: Hah.
[05:37] CCU: he comes
[05:37] CUC: And he's here
[05:37] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] CAC: I've had enough fun for the rest of the year.
[05:37] CUC: HE COMES
[05:37] CPP: ["HE IS GONNAS"]
[05:37] CPP: [...]
[05:37] CURRENT consumerAbnormal [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:37] CCA: Help.
[05:38] CPP: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
[05:38] -- CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashedssage [CCUSSAGE] PP have you lost your ability to even --
[05:38] CCU: ...
[05:39] CCU: / message has 'me' in it. my my.
[05:39] -- CURRENT absoluteCoolnessme [CACME] --
[05:39] -- CURRENT universallyCognizantmeme [CUCMEME] --
[05:39] CCU: ACMΞ 
[05:39] -- CURRENT ambiguousTheoreticianmeme [CATMEME] --
[05:39] -- CURRENT ambiguousTheoreticianmemes [CATMEMES] --
[05:39] -- CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashedmeme [CCUMEME] --
[05:39] -- CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashedmemes [CCUMEMES] --
[05:39] FUTURE universallyCognizant [FUC] 1 MINUTE FROM NOW responded to memo.
[05:39] -- FUTURE universallyCognizantk [FUCK] --
[05:39] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:39] CTG: i fucking hate mandarin
[05:40] CPP: [Enough of this you hideous three-dimensional fucks.]
[05:40] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[05:40] ?GG: mh
[05:40] CTG: what
[05:40] CPP: [I'd kill you all if I could.]
[05:40] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[05:40] CUC: NO IT WILL NEVER STOP
[05:40] PAST absoluteCoolness [PAC] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
[05:40] -- PAST absoluteCoolness [PAC] --
[05:40] -- CURRENT ambiguousTheoreticianneverstops [CATNEVERSTOPS] --
[05:40] CTG: oh we're doing this now
[05:40] CAT: Oh, god. A PAC.
[05:40] CCU: PAC MAN
[05:40] -- CURRENT tyrannicalGradientTAGCTATAGCTAGCTATAGCGCGATATCTAGCCGATCTAGCGCTATACGCTATCTATAGC [CTGTAGCTATAGCTAGCTATAGCGCGATATCTAGCCGATCTAGCGCTATACGCTATCTATAGC] --
[05:40] CAT: I am a Super PAC, and so can you.
[05:40] PAST universallyCognizant [PUC] 1 MINUTE AGO responded to memo.
[05:40] -- PAST universallyCognizantk [PUCK] --
[05:40] PAC: I'm just here to correct the record.
[05:40] CCU: it appears Pinary is uncomfortable with having his spotlight stolen.
[05:40] CTG: KEK
[05:41] CTG: /input
[05:41] ??? ambiguousTheoretician [?AT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[05:41] -- ??? ambiguousTheoreticiantack [?ATTACK] --
[05:41] CPP: [INPUT: /input]
[05:41] CPP: [OUTPUT: SENTIENCE ACTIVATED.]
[05:41] CTG: WHAT
[05:41] CPP: /bomb
[05:41] CPP: [INPUT: /bomb]
[05:41] CUC: AH FUCK
[05:41] ?AT: Hah.
[05:41] CTG: WHAT THE FUCK
[05:41] CPP: [OUTPUT: Explosion in 10 lines of text.]
[05:41] CPP: afssf
[05:41] CPP: awsf
[05:41] CPP: awsf
[05:41] CPP: asf
[05:41] CPP: a
[05:41] CPP: fa
[05:41] CPP: w
[05:41] CPP: awf
[05:41] CPP: aw
[05:41] CPP: fa
[05:41] CPP: awf
[05:41] CCA: /gorillayourself
[05:41] CPP: [Explosion activated.]
[05:41] CTG: OH MY GOD
[05:42] CPP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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[05:42] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
[05:42] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:42] [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
[05:42] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:42] CCU: Apparently we just had to make him suddenly emphasize with Richard.
[05:42] CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:42] CTG: oh shit he's bacl
[05:42] PAST absoluteCoolness [PAC] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
[05:42] -- PAST absoluteCoolnesst [PACT] --
[05:42] CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:42] CAT: Dammit, can't ban you for that.
[05:42] CCU: On having spotlights stolen.
[05:43] CCU: bacl
[05:43] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[05:43] CTG: bacl in blacl
[05:43] CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:43] CAU: MOTHERFUCK
[05:43] CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:43] CUC: I AM EENWEENCIBLE
[05:43] CTG: /help input
[05:43] CAU: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PASTEBIN YOU PILE OF ASS
[05:43] CURRENT consumerAbnormal [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:43] CCA: GORILLA
[05:43] CCU: the meme machine is unstoppable
[05:43] CAU: welp i quit bye
[05:43] CPP: [INPUT: /help input]
[05:43] CAU: no cool entity for YOU guys hahahahahahaha
[05:43] -- PAST absoluteCoolnessmes [PACMES] --
[05:43] CCA: /gorrillayourself
[05:43] CCU: these memes would make Modpack proud.
[05:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /input command. [You have called up the Help menu for the /input command. The /input command can be used to give the A.I. the power to input commands on its own without the prompt of any personnel using it. WARNING: do not use in excessive amounts, or the A.I. could ███████████████]
[05:43] CAU: pastebin fucking refreshed itself and DELETED ALL MY WORK
[05:44] CTG: oh my god
[05:44] CTG: that really sucks
[05:44] -- PAST absoluteCoolnessmes [PACMES] --
[05:44] CPP: [INPUT: /gorillayourself]
[05:44] CAU: I HAVE NO DESIRE TO MAKE THIS NEAT ENTITY FOR YOU GUYS ANYMORE
[05:44] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[05:44] CAT: Do you want me to make another entity for you, AU?
[05:44] CUC: ok actual pinary time now
[05:44] CCU: /zodiac Ctm
[05:45] CAU: NO.
[05:45] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac C™]
[05:45] CAU: I AM GOING TO WRITE IT AGAIN, BUT IN ALL CAPS.
[05:45] CAT: Hah.
[05:45] CPP: ERROR: PENDING APPROVAL FROM universallyCognizant: Y / N
[05:45] CUC: Hmm, to spoil or to not spoil
[05:45] CUC: >N
[05:45] CUC: You'll see.
[05:45] CUC: LATER.
[05:45] CCU: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph.
[05:46] ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[05:46] ?GG: ha
[05:46] CCU: /zodiac 493
[05:46] CPP: APPROVAL DENIED.
[05:46] CUC: I have an event planned that reveals the Zodiac, yanno.
[05:46] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 493]
[05:46] PAC: /dankmemes
[05:46] CUC: Speaking of which...
[05:46] CUC: I should responsedop and then study.
[05:47] CAT: Hmm. Actually. "Generic, Crystal is using his authority for making it impossible to ban him when he says foul curses. I demand we have a council of elites vote on removing his powers."
[05:48] ?GG: ...
[05:48] CUC: It was ONE THING.
[05:48] CAT: That's why it was in quotations.
[05:52] PAC: ...so
[05:53] CPP: [OUTPUT: BLUE FEATHER, YELLOW FEATHER, RED FEATHER, PURPLE TAIL, PINK TAIL, BLUE TAIL, GREY TAIL, WHITE TAIL, BLUE SPIKES, RED FEATHERS, GREEN ANTENNAE, ORANGE H, YELLOW CROSS, RED HEX, BLUE TRIANGLE, RED TRIANGLE, RUBY, SAPPHIRE, EMERALD, THIRD EYE, METEORITE, YELLOW HELM, PINK HELM, CYAN HELM, DIAMOND, PEARL, MOLTEN ROCK, CONTINENTAL FOOT, PLATINUM, CRESCENT, BLUE MARK, YELLOW MARKS, RED TEETH, PINK FLOWER, YELLOW RING... ==>]
[05:53] CAT: We don't speak to political action committees here, good sir. We don't serve their kind.
[05:53] CCU: /==>
[05:54] CUC: ANOTHER PARTDOP
[05:55] CCA: /zodiac 721
[05:55] ?GG: jeez thıs ıs too tense
[05:56] CUC: /zodiac 953
[05:56] CAT: ^
[05:56] CPP: [<== ...ORANGE V, GOLD HORNS, BROWN HORNS, GREEN HORNS, PURPLE TAIL, SPIKED TAIL, FLAMING TURBINE, ELECTRIC TURBINE, CLUBBED TAIL, CHILLED TURBINE, SEVERED ARM, MUSICAL NOTE, DRIVE, X, Y, Z, PINK CRYSTAL, GOLDEN HOOP, VOLCANIC RING.]
[05:57] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 953]
[05:57] CUC: ((holy fucking crap, Pokemon.))\
[05:57] CAT: If that's anything other than [CONCEPTUAL ABYSS.], I will be disappointed.
[05:57] CUC: ((You have a bunch of Zodiac members.
[05:57] CUC: ))
[05:58] CPP: [OUTPUT: [OUTPUT: [OUTPUT: [OUTPUT: [OUTPUT: [CREATION.] VOID.] VOID.] VOID.] VOID.] VOID.]
[05:58] CCU: AT, are you dissapoint?
[05:58] CAT: Hah.
[05:58] CAT: No, this works.
[05:58] PAC: Wait, the mines are an agent of the conflict?
[05:59] PAC: mimes*
[05:59] CCA: /zodiac conflict
[06:00] CAU: http://pastebin.com/KmCtnrCb
[06:00] CAU: HERE YOU FUCKING GO.
[06:00] PAC: /transmission 999999999
[06:00] CAU: now to turn off caps lock because i'm done being upset.
[06:00] CCU: CA: The Zodiac command works on the basis of universes.
[06:00] CAT: Hah, brilliant.
[06:00] CAT: /zodiac 2048
[06:00] CCU: Certain universes designated by certain...Uh, numbers, | guess?
[06:00] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 999999999]
[06:00] CCU: Digits?
[06:00] CCU: Characters.
[06:01] CPP: ERROR: INCORRECT PARAMETERS
[06:01] CCU: So unless there's a universe named 'Conflict' we're unlikely to get anywhere.
[06:01] CUC: /dankmemes
[06:01] CAU: AND BY 40 I MEANT 30 :V
[06:01] PAC: That's not what the pad says.
[06:01] CAU: Gonna go for a bit, tell me what you think when I return.
[06:01] CPP: ((wait nvm, those ARE thre right parameters. my mistake.))
[06:01] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 999999999]
[06:01] CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
[06:02] CPP: [...]
[06:02] CPP: [...]
[06:02] CUC: Hrm, I like that entity.
[06:02] CPP: [...]
[06:02] CPP: [SNOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/////////////////////////////////////////////////@$&)(@$*^@_$^@%$///////////////]
[06:02] CPP: [...]
[06:02] CPP: [...]
[06:02] CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
[06:02] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:02] CCA: ((pinary??))
[06:02] ?GG: well talıst just started talkıng about not wantıng to be ın dtg agaın
[06:02] CAT: /zodiac 2048
[06:02] CCU: what.
[06:03] CCU: Uh.
[06:03] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac 2048]
[06:03] CCU: Ξh.
[06:03] ?GG: thıs game ıs just the gıft that keeps on takıng
[06:03] PAC: Did he leave?
[06:03] CCA: ((oh hey everyone))
[06:03] ?GG: nah
[06:03] CUC: Forge?
[06:03] ?GG: he's just expressed dıssatısfactıon wıth the formula
[06:03] CPP: [OUTPUT: TWO, FOUR, EIGHT, SIXTEEN, THIRTY-TWO, SIXTY-FOUR, ONE-HUNDRED-TWENTY-EIGHT, TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY-SIX, FIVE-HUNDRED-TWELVE, ONE-THOUSAND-TWENTY-FOUR, TWO-THOUSAND-FORTY-EIGHT
[06:03] ?GG: ...
[06:03] CCA: /zodiac O)_(O
[06:04] CPP: [ALL HIGHER SYMBOLS BLOCKED OFF THROUGH EXTRADIMENSIONAL CONCENTRING PHENOMENAE.]
[06:04] ?GG: what about hıgher numbers
[06:04] ?GG: ha
[06:04] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac O)_(O]
[06:04] ?GG: gah, headache
[06:04] ?GG: /afk
[06:04] CAU: Yeah, like 4096, or 8192, or 16384
[06:04] CPP: [OUTPUT: SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES, SOULLESS EYES]
[06:05] CCA: Oh yeah, that one was already done.
[06:05] PAC: Hmm.
[06:05] CAT: /zodiac V
[06:05] CAT: Or something.
[06:06] PAC: /call Goanna
[06:06] CPP: ((AWESOME< I can monospace the piratepad))
[06:06] CUC: WHOA WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
[06:06] CUC: TO TH -- oh.
[06:06] CPP: [INPUT: /zodiac V]
[06:06] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN UNIVERSE.]
[06:06] CAT: Sounds about right.
[06:06] PAC: /call Goanna
[06:06] CPP: [INPUT: /call Goanna]
[06:06] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
[06:06] CCA: /zodiac VVVVV
[06:07] CPP: [Dialing...]
[06:07] CPP: [Dialing...]
[06:07] CCA ceased responding to memo.
[06:07] CPP: I, as President, have delivered on my promise! Every citizen of the world now owns a shotgun to defend themselves with! Also, in the event of zombie apocalypse, I think everyone's going to survive.
[06:07] CAT: Oh, god.
[06:07] CPP: That's nice, sir, but... Don't you think giving EVERYONE a shotgun is a bit dangerous?
[06:08] CPP: Well, duh. How else are we going to get them all to kill each other?
[06:08] CPP: ...Sir?
[06:08] CPP: You know I'm not the real president, right? This world, these memories... It's all just a joke.]
[06:08] CPP: I'm not the real president. But I know who is.
[06:08] CCA: Goanna is Uzi.
[06:08] CPP: All hail Project Binary.
[06:08] CAT: Hah.
[06:08] CPP: Probect Pinary is.
[06:09] CCU: ...
[06:09] CCA: oh no
[06:09] CPP: Uh. Are you oKSFHLIOSUFG
[06:09] CAT: PRAISE.
[06:09] CCA: OH NO
[06:09] CPP: ...Yeah, I'm getting bored of you.
[06:09] CPP: TwinBuilder. You think you're so great, locking me away. You want to make sure no one can recognize my brilliance.
[06:09] CCA: OH GODMODDER
[06:09] CPP: I haven't found a way to escape this prison yet. But I'm not going to stop trying. No matter what I do, no matter what policies I make... Everyone LOVES me.
[06:10] CPP: So I'm stuck here.
[06:10] CPP: When I find a way to escape...
[06:10] CPP: You'll wish you were stuck here.
[06:10] CCA: UZI DELIVER US FROM GOANNA'S EVIL
[06:10] CPP: [Call terminated.]
[06:10] CUC: /transmission 101010101
[06:10] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 101010101]
[06:10] CPP: [OUTPUT: No transmission found.]
[06:11] CUC: /transmission 901901901
[06:11] PAC: /see the moonbase
[06:11] PAC: We already saw that?
[06:11] CUC: Dammit.
[06:11] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 901901901]
[06:11] CUC: And I thought I was being clever.
[06:11] CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
[06:11] PAC: Guess it might be different.
[06:12] CPP: [THERE 1T 1S! THERE 1T 1S AGA1N.]
[06:12] CPP: [WHAT?]
[06:12] CPP: [S0METH1NG'S 1NTERCEPT1NG 0UR P01NT 1N SPACET1ME. THEY WERE ALREADY ABLE T0 EAVESDR0P 0N PR1ME'S M0N0L0GUE...]
[06:12] CUC: AAAAAA
[06:12] CUC: I JUST TRANSLATED SAID MONOLOGUE
[06:12] CPP: [THEN GET RID OF THEM. SIMPLE AS THAT.]
[06:13] CPP: [IAGREEITISNTTHATHARD]
[06:13] CCA: Goriila.
[06:13] CUC: 1T'S BEEN M0NTHS. M0NTHS, SPENT C1RCL1NG REAL1TY. AMASS1NG AN ARMY UNDER EVERY0NE'S N0SES. WH1LE THEY ARE STUCK 1N AN0THER T1ME, WE SEEK T0 END 1T ALL.
[06:13] PAC: ...yeah, it's in the pad
[06:13] CUC: Said monologue.
[06:13] CPP: [Yes. Just end the lives of the heroes of Nonfiction. That will be very easy.]
[06:13] CUC: Oh.
[06:13] CUC: Fuck.
[06:13] CPP: [...WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?]
[06:13] CAT: Hah.
[06:14] CCA: He said Fuck.
[06:14] CPP: [WH0A. HAH. HAHAHAHA. TH1S 1S... TH1S 1S S0METH1NG ELSE.]
[06:14] CUC: Can they listen in on us now?
[06:14] CPP: [WH0 SH0ULD WE SH0W TH1S T0? PR0JECT B1NARY... 0N S0ME CAPAC1TY, HE'S /AL1VE!/]
[06:14] CCA: Probably.
[06:14] CPP: [This is a secret we keep amongst ourselves.]
[06:15] CCA: Hey, Employer!
[06:15] CTG: wait a second are they listening to this
[06:15] PAC: Who are these agents again.
[06:15] CPP: [FAIR ENUGH.]
[06:15] PAC: I don't remeber
[06:15] PAC: remember
[06:15] CCA: How goes life?
[06:15] CUC: HOLY FUCKING LORD ENGLISH
[06:15] CPP: [HEHEHEHEHEH...]
[06:15] CTG: so far i've seen employer, shadow, mimes, and le
[06:15] CPP: [1T'S ALL JUST A J0KE, RE--]
[06:15] CTG: prime is also alive
[06:15] CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
[06:16] CTG: well
[06:16] CTG: fuck
[06:16] CAT: /transmission 508293679
[06:16] CCU: /msg they can't really do that, can they?
[06:16] CCU: /msg the infinite walls cannot be breached.
[06:16] CCA: Hopefully.
[06:16] CPP: [INPUT: /msg they can't really do that, can they? the infinite walls cannot be breached.]
[06:16] CPP: [OUTPUT: they can't reall do that, can they? the infinite walls cannot be breached.]
[06:16] CAT: Nah, that's Nonfiction. Nonfiction Nonfiction, as in here, is impossible to breach, so no.
[06:16] CTG: if you want an answer you need to type /msg answer
[06:17] CCA: /msg answer.
[06:17] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 508293679]
[06:17] CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
[06:17] CPP: ["V." "There are three Vs on the board." "I'd like to solve the puzzle." "Go on." "Veni vidi vici!"]
[06:17] PAC: I'm pretty sure Tazz isn't talking about real life...
[06:17] CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
[06:18] CAT: I'm aware.
[06:18] CAT: Your Nonfiction, on the DTG level, is fully breachable, likely.
[06:18] PAC: /transmission 314159265
[06:19] CCU: /msg answer they can't really do that, can they? the infinite walls cannot be breached.
[06:19] CCU: /afk
[06:19] CAT: I mean, the thing is, DTG Nonfiction is technically in Fiction anyways.
[06:19] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 314159265]
[06:19] PAC: No it isn't, because Fiction isn't a real place in reality.
[06:20] PAC: Probably.
[06:20] CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
[06:20] CAT: Fiction is the lower plane of DTG reality, yes.
[06:20] CPP: [--it looks like the THIEF can use hammerspace to-]
[06:20] CAT: The upper plane is Nonfiction, and here is Nonfiction Nonfiction.
[06:20] CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
[06:20] CUC: OH HOLY FUCK\
[06:20] CUC: PIE QUEST
[06:20] CPP: ((no, here is just nonfiction))
[06:20] CAT: ^
[06:20] CUC: THAT WAS FROM PIE QUEST
[06:20] CCA: oh no
[06:20] PAC: I mean it clearly isn't the same thing.
[06:21] CUC: He can use hammerspace to do... SOMETHING.
[06:21] PAC: We don't exist in the same reality as Fiction.
[06:21] CCA: Thanks, PP.
[06:21] CAT: Nah, by definition, you can't breach this Nonfiction. Magic isn't real.
[06:21] CPP: ((AC: that's the point, nonfiction and fiction are completely separate realities. anyway enough OOC talk))
[06:22] PAC: /transmission 123456789
[06:22] CUC: /call Split
[06:22] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[06:23] CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 123456789]
[06:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: No transmission detected.]
[06:23] CPP: [INPUT: /call Split]
[06:23] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
[06:23] PAC: How do we feed Pinary souls.
[06:23] CPP: [Dialing...]
[06:23] CPP: [Dialing...]
[06:24] CTG: ...
[06:24] CPP: ...
[06:24] CTG: It's been almost a year.
[06:24] CPP: It's been almost a year.
[06:24] CAT: We need to do that, hah.
[06:24] CTG: A year since Minecraft was almost destroyed.
[06:24] CPP: A year since Minecraft was almost destroyed.
[06:24] CTG: I tried my hardest to save it.
[06:25] CPP: I tried my hardest to save it.
[06:25] CTG: I even had to team up with Gr--
[06:25] CTG: ...Build.
[06:25] CPP: I even had to team up with Gr--
[06:25] CPP: ...Build.
[06:25] CTG: ...Heh.
[06:25] CPP: ...Heh.
[06:25] ?GG: gdı
[06:25] CTG: Guess it didn't really matter in the end, did it?
[06:25] CPP: Guess it didn't really matter in the end, did it?
[06:25] CTG: The universe was destroyed anyway.
[06:25] CTG: Now THAT was a spectacle.
[06:25] CPP: The universe was destroyed anyway.
[06:25] CPP: Now THAT was a spectacle.
[06:26] CTG: Not something these glasses will ever forget.
[06:26] CPP: Not something these glasses will ever forget.
[06:26] CTG: It's been a while, I guess.
[06:26] PAC: Split is literally a pair of shades.
[06:26] CPP: It's been a while, I guess.
[06:26] CTG: Been a while since I did anything of substance.
[06:26] CTG: Anything...
[06:26] CTG: ...significant.
[06:26] CPP: Been a while since I did anything of substance.
[06:26] CPP: Anything...
[06:26] CPP: ...significant.
[06:26] CPP: [Call terminated.]
[06:26] PAC: Is he going to murder someone important now
[06:27] ?GG: yes he murders blue
[06:27] ?GG: 
[06:27] CAT: Hah.
[06:27] PAC: /fredbear
[06:27] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear]
[06:27] CPP: [OUTPUT: ...H-h-h-heya, kids! It's me! F-F-Freddy Fazb-bbbbbear! Come on-come on-come-to the Show Stage, kid-ddddddd-dd-s! The show's about to-tttt-start! COLLECTED SOULS REGISTRY: 0/1,987. FEED.]
[06:27] PAC: I don't think she could be considereing important at this point.
[06:28] PAC: considered*
[06:28] PAC: /feed
[06:28] CPP: [INPUT: /feed]
[06:28] CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:28] CCP: β0rκ
[06:28] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND]
[06:28] CUC: /help fredbear
[06:28] ?GG: /help fredbear
[06:28] CPP: [INPUT: /help fredbear]
[06:28] CPP: [OUTPUT: [You have called up the Help menu for the /fredbear command. This command was implemented as a failsafe in case the A.I. invoked a murderous rage that could not be stopped. It was hoped that this command would let the A.I. eat children instead of personnel vital to the Project Binary A.I. and other such programs in the event that either eventually, the A.I. would be pacificed or subsist entirely on the flesh of children and not of adults and/or Advanced Superiors.]
[06:29] CCA: /going
[06:29] CPP: [The parameters for the /fredbear command are /fredbear, /fredbear FIRSTNAME MIDDLENAME LASTNAME, in which the A.I. will eat the soul of the specified child, and /fredbear TERMINATE, the latter of which cancels the command.]
[06:29] CCA ceased responding to memo.
[06:29] CAT: /fredbear Kalare Vanarus Erelye
[06:29] PAC: /msg answer How do you define a child?
[06:29] CUC: /fredbear TERMINATE
[06:29] PAC: /fredbear
[06:30] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Kalare Vanarus Erelye]
[06:30] CAT: Come on, AI. Eat my already-consumed soul.
[06:30] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. THAT COUNTS FOR A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKIN SOULS. 109/1,987.]
[06:30] CCP: rip
[06:30] CAT: Hah.
[06:30] PAC: Huh.
[06:30] CPP: [INPUT: /msg answer: How do you define a child?]
[06:30] CPP: [OUTPUT: Anyone between the ages of -3 to 100.]
[06:30] PAC ceased responding to memo.
[06:31] CAT: Woo. That useless hunk of energy devoid of essence had some juice left in it.
[06:31] CCP: /fredβeαr Richαrd
[06:31] CCP: 
[06:31] CURRENT absoluteCoolness0 [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:31] CAC: Shame we don't know Build's name
[06:31] CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:31] CCA: ((not enough information))
[06:31] ?GG: /fredbear anne capet
[06:31] CPP: *[Anyone between the ages of -3 to 20. Let's go with that instead.]
[06:31] ?GG: 
[06:31] ?GG: actually cancel that
[06:32] CCP: /fredβeαr Fredβeαr 
[06:32] CPP: ((can someone OP me))
[06:32] CAT made PP an OP.
[06:33] CCP: βrβ
[06:33] ?GG: regıster pınary
[06:33] CPP made TG an OP.
[06:33] CCP: Wαit, hoω old is pinαry? 
[06:33] CAC: /fredbear Project Binary
[06:34] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Project Binary]
[06:34] CPP: ERROR: NOT A CHILD
[06:34] ?GG: what, he defınıtely ıs
[06:34] CUC: ((you know, for a second there I was tempted to put myself in))
[06:34] ?GG: he ıs between -3 and 20
[06:34] CAT: ^
[06:34] CPP: FINE, SMARTASS
[06:34] CPP: ERROR: NO MIDDLE NAME DETECTED
[06:34] ?GG: unless you add bınary classıc's age
[06:34] CAT: Hah.
[06:34] ?GG: damn
[06:35] CAC: What if someone doesn't have a middle name.
[06:35] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:35] CCU: /help fredbear
[06:35] CPP: ((changing to middle initial))
[06:35] CAC: Are they safe from eating.
[06:35] CUC: /fredbear Flumpty H Bumpty
[06:35] CPP: [INPUT: /help fredbear]
[06:35] ?GG: good thıng ı lack a mıddle name
[06:35] ?GG: 
[06:35] CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /fredbear command. This command was implemented as a failsafe in case the A.I. invoked a murderous rage that could not be stopped. It was hoped that this command would let the A.I. eat children instead of personnel vital to the Project Binary A.I. and other such programs in the event that either eventually, the A.I. would be pacificed or subsist entirely on the flesh of children and not of adults and/or Advanced Superiors. The parameters for the /fredbear command are /fredbear, /fredbear FIRSTNAME MIDDLEINITIAL LASTNAME, in which the A.I. will eat the soul of the specified child, and /fredbear TERMINATE, the latter of which cancels the command.]
[06:35] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Flumpty H Bumpty]
[06:36] CAT: Fredbear just ate my soul, Tazz.
[06:36] CCU: that's dark as shit.
[06:36] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE? 150/1,987.]
[06:36] CAT: It's fine. I already consumed it beforehand. It was just a shell.
[06:36] CCU: So Pinary barging in to eat Flumpty Bumpty is officially how he died.
[06:36] CAT: A shell that was apparently worth 109 other souls.
[06:37] CCU: OK, looks like that's getting the canon seal of approval. 
[06:37] CUC: Hah.
[06:37] CAT: Hah.
[06:37] ?GG: /fredbear canon N/A whıtecandle
[06:37] ?GG: :mspa;
[06:37] CPP: ((flumpty has a lottttttt of souls. that was just one. and if he loses all them it doesnt amtter because he's immune to plot.))
[06:37] ?GG: 
[06:37] CUC: /undo
[06:37] CURRENT canonW [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:37] CCW: Wot
[06:37] CAC: /redo
[06:37] CCU: So it's like Dark Souls, then?
[06:38] CCU: Wherein One Soul can actually value a lot if it's an important soul?
[06:38] CAT: Evidently.
[06:38] CCP: /fredβeαr Adolf Hitler
[06:38] ?GG: no mıddle name
[06:38] CCP: inβ4 negαtive souls
[06:38] CUC: okay...
[06:38] CAT: Also, he wasn't a child.
[06:38] CCU: The game is less than 20 years old.
[06:39] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Adolf Hitler]
[06:39] CCU: Ξrgo, Flumpty is as well.
[06:39] ?GG: 
[06:39] CPP: ERROR: NOT A CHILD / NO MIDDLE NAME
[06:39] CCU: As is several variations of that particular figure.
[06:39] CAC: /fredbear Meow Zedong
[06:39] CAC: That's my cat.
[06:39] CAC: 
[06:39] CAT: 
[06:39] CCW ceased responding to memo.
[06:39] CCP: 
[06:39] CUC: cat cruelty, reeeeeeeeee
[06:40] CAC: He has no middle name.
[06:40] CUC: hrm
[06:40] CCU: /fredbear CLAPTRAP T. FRAGTRAP
[06:40] CCP: inβ4 middle nαme is αn αβsolute requirement
[06:40] CUC: ^tazz
[06:40] CCP: ^
[06:41] CCU: /fredbear SCRAPPY D. DOO
[06:41] CUC: YESSSSSS
[06:41] CCP: ^^^^^^^^^
[06:41] CCP: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[06:41] ?GG: /fredbear the n. tazz
[06:41] ?GG: 
[06:41] CCP: yes
[06:41] CCU: |'m 20.
[06:41] CCU: too old.
[06:41] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear CLAPTRAP T. FRAGTRAP]
[06:41] ?GG: damn
[06:41] ?GG: 
[06:41] CCP: "-3-20"
[06:41] CAT: Still counts, I think? As long as you aren't 21.
[06:41] CCP: 20 is merely the highest rαnge.
[06:41] CPP: ERROR: FIRST NAME = CORRECT, MIDDLE INITIAL + LAST NAME = INCORRECT]
[06:42] CCP: Not the sαfety line.
[06:42] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Scrappy D. Doo]
[06:42] CCU: /undo
[06:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO PICK 'EM. 151/1,987.]
[06:42] CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
[06:42] CCP: Hαhαhαhαhhα
[06:42] CAC: /redo
[06:42] CPP: [OUTPUT: Previous command undone. 150/1,987.]
[06:42] CPP: [INPUT: /redo]
[06:42] CCU: How does that even work?
[06:42] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[06:43] CCP: Just eχecute the sαme commαnd αgαin
[06:43] CAT: /fredbear The N. Tazz
[06:43] CCU: You also realize that The N. Tazz isn't my name?
[06:43] CAT: If I can do it, so can you.
[06:43] CAT: Clearly, it is.
[06:43] CCU: /fredbear Scrappy D. Doo {{again}}
[06:43] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear The N. Tazz]
[06:43] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN NAME
[06:43] ?GG: damn
[06:43] CAT: Damn.
[06:43] CCU: 
[06:43] ?GG: ıt was a joke
[06:43] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Scrappy D. Doo]
[06:43] ?GG: but stıll
[06:43] ?GG: damn
[06:43] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. ...WHOA. DEJA VU. 151/1,987.]
[06:44] CUC: /fredbear Anthony N/A Fremont
[06:44] CUC: ( http://twilightzone.wikia.com/wiki/Anthony_Fremont )
[06:45] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Anthony N/A Fremont]
[06:45] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 152/1,987.]
[06:45] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[06:46] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:46] CAC: What's I miss
[06:46] ?GG: ...ı almost want to do somethıng but ıt's too fuckıng cruel
[06:46] CAT: Nothing.
[06:46] ?GG: you'd hate me
[06:46] CAT: Do it.
[06:46] CCU: /fredbear Audrey N/A Fremont
[06:46] CPP: ((nothing, everyone just stopped. GG: PM me it))
[06:46] CPP: ((over Pchum I mean))
[06:46] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Audrey N/A Fremont]
[06:47] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 153/1,987.]
[06:47] CAC: /fredbear South N/A Sudan
[06:47] CCP: om nom nom
[06:47] ?GG: pfff
[06:47] ?GG: ı'm not goıng to do ıt twın
[06:47] CCU: /fredbear Kim Jong Un
[06:47] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear South N/A Sudan]
[06:47] CCU: WORTH THΞ SHOT
[06:48] ?GG: too old
[06:48] CPP: ERROR: NOT A CHILD
[06:48] ?GG: ı thınk
[06:48] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Kim Jong Un]
[06:48] CAC: Sure it is.
[06:48] CPP: ERROR: GODS DON'T BLEED
[06:48] ?GG: ha
[06:48] CAT: Hah.
[06:48] CAC: It was created in 2011.
[06:48] CCU: Well Kim Jong-Un does.
[06:48] CPP: RECONSIDERING EARLIER COMMAND...
[06:48] ?GG: okay so my ıdea was fredbearıng steven
[06:48] CCP: /fredβeαr Bosniα αnd Herzegovinα
[06:49] ?GG: he's worth two souls
[06:49] ?GG: 
[06:49] CAT: Oh god. No.
[06:49] CPP: ERROR: COUNTRIES ARE NOT CHILDS. RECONSIDERING OVER.
[06:49] CAT: No no no.
[06:49] CAC: Damn
[06:49] ?GG: ha
[06:49] CCU: OK, so.
[06:49] CCP: noooo
[06:49] CCP: my 4,622,163 people genocide
[06:49] CCU: We just need to find a child that {a} is an asshole and {b} is somehow worth thousands of souls.
[06:49] CCP: ruined
[06:49] CCP: yeαh
[06:49] ?GG: no
[06:49] CAC: I just cloned one.
[06:49] ?GG: don't you dare touch my precıous garbage chıld
[06:50] CAT: Hah.
[06:50] CCU: /fredbear Precious G. Child
[06:50] CCU: thank you
[06:50] CCU: 
[06:50] ?GG: 
[06:50] CCU: LΞT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[06:50] ?GG: no but serıously don't touch them
[06:50] CAC: /fredbear Genetic Experiment #1928
[06:50] CAC: That's how many souls he has.
[06:50] CPP: ((afk for just a sec
[06:51] CCW ceased responding to memo.
[06:51] CAT: Hmm. Maybe we could feed Fredbear the Cicatrix, or something. I clearly pumped that thing full of souls.
[06:51] CCP: /fredβeαr Oliver N/A Tωist
[06:51] CCP: 
[06:51] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Precious G. Child]
[06:51] ?GG: /fredbear fırstborn o. egypt
[06:51] ?GG: 
[06:52] CPP: [OUTPUT: DISGUSTING. STILL WORKS, THOUGH. 154/1,987.]
[06:52] CAT: Hah.
[06:52] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Genetic Experiment 1928]
[06:52] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN NAME
[06:52] CPP: [INPUT: /Oliver N/A Twist]
[06:52] CAC: He won't be unknown for long...
[06:52] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 155/1,987.]
[06:52] CAC ceased responding to memo.
[06:52] CAT: Hah.
[06:52] CPP: ((I automatically discount any command with an mspa))
[06:53] ?GG: dang
[06:53] CURRENT geneticExperiment [CGE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:53] CGE: My name is Genetic Experiment 1928. I'm three years old and have 1928 souls.
[06:53] ?GG: pfff
[06:53] CGE ceased responding to memo.
[06:53] CCP: pffffffftttt
[06:53] CCU: ...AC?
[06:54] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:54] ?AC: /fredbear Genetic Experiment1928
[06:54] CCU: Remember, middle initial, not middle name.
[06:54] CAT: /fredbear Genetic E. 1928
[06:54] CAC: /fredbear Genetic E. 1920
[06:54] CPP: ((Genetic Experiment 1928 explodes because a being with nearly two thousand souls will collapse under such pressure.))
[06:54] CAC: Goddamn it
[06:54] CPP: ((he is dead.))
[06:54] CCP: Rip
[06:54] CAT: What if he is a formless chaos?
[06:54] CCU: ((Not all souls are equal, DarkSide's is 1.5 the mass of a Human Soul...))
[06:54] CPP: ((you can definitely find ways to look for "children" with big amounts of souls (i.e. erelye), but don't just cheat the system like that))
[06:54] CUC: Lemme see.
[06:54] CCP: /fredβeαr Cαnidαe P. Phone
[06:55] CPP: ((actually. there is ONE way you can cheat the system.))
[06:55] ?GG: /fredbear weegee w. arr
[06:55] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Canidae P. Phone]
[06:55] ?GG: why not
[06:55] CUC: /fredbear bite o. 87
[06:55] CAC: Erelye feed him all your other characters.
[06:55] CPP: ERROR: NOT REAL NAME
[06:55] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear weegee w. arr]
[06:55] CAT: Hah, sure.
[06:55] CPP: ERROR: NOT REAL NAME.
[06:55] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear bite o. 87]
[06:55] CPP: ERROR: NOT REAL NAME.
[06:55] ?GG: /realname WeegeeWeArr
[06:55] CPP: [INPUT: /realname WeegeeWeArr]
[06:56] CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
[06:56] CUC: /names WeegeeWeArr
[06:56] ?GG: we totally have the command
[06:56] ?GG: damn
[06:56] CPP: [INPUT: /names WeegeeWeArr]
[06:56] CUC: that is the command
[06:56] CCU: |t should work, he's a lesser godmodder...
[06:56] ?GG: /names tazz
[06:56] ?GG: kek
[06:56] CCU: Dont' do that one.
[06:56] ?GG: yes
[06:56] CAT: /fredbear Cinavi T. Kanera
[06:56] CCU: Due to the Hyper-Ultra-Super-Mega Overkill combo, Tazz can technically be identified as everything in existence.
[06:56] CCU: You'll crash poor Pinary.
[06:56] ?GG: no he can't
[06:56] CCU: Which is a spectacuarly hard thing to do.
[06:56] ?GG: he ıs now only hımself
[06:56] ?GG: fınally
[06:56] CPP: [OUTPUT: WeegeeWeArr, Luigi W. Rigaroni.]
[06:57] CUC: Hah.
[06:57] ?GG: /fredbear Luıgı R. Rıgaronı
[06:57] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Cinavi T. Kanera]
[06:57] CCU: that would be much easier if Luigi wasn't already dead...
[06:57] CUC: And, of course, I THINK Weegee was the one that got killed earlier
[06:57] CCP: shot βy userzero
[06:57] CCP: ωith uzis
[06:57] CUC: So his soul should still exist
[06:57] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 165/1,987.]
[06:57] CCP: ωith linκed βullets
[06:57] CAT: Woo.
[06:57] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Luigi R. Rigaroni]
[06:58] CPP: ERROR: FIRST/LAST NAMES = CORRECT, MIDDLE INITIAL = INCORRECT
[06:58] ?GG: ...
[06:58] ?GG: what
[06:58] CCU: /fredbear Luigi W. Rigarioni.
[06:58] CCP: ω not r
[06:58] CCU: Do you even read.
[06:58] CAT: You put R, not W.
[06:58] ?GG: oh
[06:58] CCP: ^
[06:58] CUC: /fredbear Luigi W. Rigaroni
[06:58] ?GG: ;-_-
[06:58] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Luigi W. Rigaroni]
[06:58] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 185/1,987.]
[06:58] CAC: /fredbear Insert G Username
[06:58] ?GG: huh
[06:58] ?GG: that's not my name
[06:58] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Insert G Username]
[06:58] CPP: ERROR: NOT REAL NAME
[06:59] CAT: /fredbear Calcri C. Amnati
[06:59] CPP: ((I wonder if you guys will figure out how to game the system))
[06:59] CAT: Have the Ciryatur.
[06:59] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Calcri C. Amnati]
[06:59] CTG: /fredbear Michael Shmidt
[06:59] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 175/1,987.]
[06:59] CCU: ...
[06:59] CCU: Hang on.
[06:59] CTG: wait is that how you spell his name
[06:59] CCU: Did we just get negative ten souls‽
[06:59] CTG: i think that's it
[06:59] CAC: Are all these people younger than 20, or does it not actually matter.
[07:00] CTG: and yes we did just get -10
[07:00] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. 195/1,987.]
[07:00] CAT: Hah, wow.
[07:00] CTG: oh there we go
[07:00] CCU: thank
[07:00] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Michael Shmidt]
[07:00] CCU: /names Congolmerate
[07:00] CPP: ERROR: NOT A CHILD
[07:00] CTG: ..........
[07:00] CCP: /fredβeαr Chαos n/α Creeper
[07:00] CPP: [INPUT: /names Congolmerate]
[07:00] CPP: ERROR: NOT REAL NAME
[07:00] CTG: /fredbear Caliborn
[07:01] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Chaos N/A Creeper]
[07:01] CPP: ERROR: HE IS THE BUTTERFLY'S, NOT MINE
[07:01] CUC: /names Colegmerate
[07:01] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Caliborn]
[07:01] CCU: /fredbear chaos N/A butterfly
[07:01] CAU: back
[07:01] CUC: Oh my goodness.
[07:01] ?GG: /fredbear Luıgı W. Rıgaronı
[07:01] CPP: [OUTPUT: DELICIOUS. HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO. 199/1,987.]
[07:01] CUC: One way of cheating?
[07:01] CUC: I just wonder...
[07:01] CPP: [INPUT: /names Colegmerate]
[07:02] CCU: the name is Congolmerate.
[07:02] CCU: that is the exact name of the first boss.
[07:02] CCU: | believe...
[07:02] CTG: isn't it conglomerate
[07:02] CPP: [OUTPUT: The Colegmerate, The Conglomerate.]
[07:02] CCP: /fredβeαr Doc n/α Scrαtch
[07:02] CCU: Yeah, that's how | horrifically mispelled it.
[07:02] ?GG: ı thought ıt was colegmerate the fırst tıme
[07:02] CAU: I could've sworn you spelled it Colegmerate.
[07:02] CTG: he did
[07:02] CUC: /fredbear Chara
[07:02] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Doc N/A Scratch]
[07:02] ?GG: no
[07:02] CTG: he just messed up the spelling
[07:02] CAT: It was Colegmerate the first time around, yeah.
[07:02] CAU: THUS IT IS WRITTEN, THUS IT SHALL BE
[07:02] CPP: ERROR: NOT A CHILD
[07:02] ?GG: don't touch my garbage chıld
[07:02] ?GG: /undo
[07:02] CPP: [INPUT: /fredbear Chara]
[07:02] CTG: OH NO
[07:02] CPP: [999999999999999999999999999999999999/1,987.]
[07:03] CPP: []
[07:03] CAT: Hah.
[07:03] CTG: F U C K
[07:03] CPP: [
[07:03] CCU: Shit son.
[07:03] CCP: SOUL OVERLOAD
[07:03] CUC: HAHAHAHAHHA I GOT IT
[07:03] CAU: We broke fredbear.
[07:03] ?GG: /undo
[07:03] CCP: /undo
[07:03] CAT: Great.
[07:03] CAT: No.
[07:03] CAT: Stop.
[07:03] CAT: Let this happen.
[07:03] CTG: don't undo this
[07:03] ?GG: no don't hurt hım
[07:03] ?GG: ;-;
[07:03] CCU: wouldn't it be Asriel?
[07:03] CCU: | mean.
[07:03] ?GG: nah
[07:03] CAU: /redo x2 combo
[07:03] CCU: Chara can't absorb souls.
[07:03] CPP: * Greetings.
[07:03] CCU: He'd have two tops.
[07:03] CAT: Hah. Great.
[07:03] CAU: Uh, hello.
[07:03] ?GG: well
[07:03] CPP: * I am FREDBEAR.
[07:03] CUC: An infinity of Frisk souls from an infinity of timelines.
[07:03] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[07:03] ?GG: ıt depends on how well chara carrıes through games
[07:04] FUTURE goldenFreddy [FGF] 1 MINUTE FROM NOW responded to memo.
[07:04] FGF: YOU SHITFUCKER
[07:04] CUC: Technically, he has a whole bunch.
[07:04] CPP banned FGF from responding to memo.
[07:04] CAU: Two fredbears? PogChamp
[07:04] CUC: Hello, Fredbear.
[07:04] ?GG banned FGF from responding to memo.
[07:04] CAT banned FGF from responding to memo.
[07:04] CPP: * Thanks to you, I was able to obtain an inordinate amount of SOULS.
[07:04] CCC banned FGF from responding to memo: [User has been banned from the channel].
[07:04] CPP: * Really, is this even necessary? Of course it is.
[07:04] CCP: rip tαzz
[07:04] ?GG: yes totally
[07:04] CPP: * Now. There is only one more set of souls that I need.
[07:04] CUC: isn't that an ip ban
[07:04] CPP: I think you know what I'm going to say.
[07:04] ?GG: anyways tazz ıs blocked untıl thıs ıs over
[07:04] ?GG: 
[07:05] CPP: * Y O U R S .
[07:05] CCW ceased responding to memo.
[07:05] CTG: wait a sec i'm pretty sure i gave chara a soul
[07:05] CAT: I already gave you mine.
[07:05] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:05] CCU: Bluuuuuuuuuuuh.
[07:05] CUC: AAAAAA
[07:05] CPP: * What do you say, partners?
[07:05] CCU: what?
[07:05] ?GG: /undo
[07:05] CAT: Fucking take them.
[07:05] CCU: missed it because Fredbear.
[07:05] CAT: No.
[07:05] CTG: chara wants our souls
[07:05] CAC: I say yes.
[07:05] CAT: Give them over. I say yes.
[07:05] CPP: <3 GIVE | DO NOT
[07:05] CTG: i say yes
[07:05] CUC: I think you've become a Chara ripoff after eating his SOULS.
[07:05] ?GG: /undo
[07:05] CCP: DO NOT
[07:05] CTG: GIVE
[07:05] CAT: DO.
[07:05] CCU: DO NOT
[07:05] ?GG: /undo
[07:05] CAT: Give/
[07:05] CAT: *.
[07:05] ?GG: DO NOT
[07:05] CAC: /give
[07:05] CAT: /give
[07:05] ?GG: gdı
[07:05] ?GG: /undo
[07:05] CCU: this is gonna be 'you thought you had a choise hahahahahahahaha no' isn't it.
[07:06] CUC: Yep.
[07:06] CCP: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[07:06] CAU: I DON'T KNOW LAST TIME WE DID THIS WE ALMOST KILLED DTG0
[07:06] CUC: It gonna.
[07:06] CCU: You have far too many and you don't even have your own.
[07:06] CPP: * You all are just... irritating me.
[07:06] CAU: SOMETHING LIKE THIS, RATHER.
[07:06] CTG: TOP KEK
[07:06] CAT: Just hand them over, then.
[07:06] CPP: * Shut up. All of you.
[07:06] CTG: .
[07:06] CCU: .
[07:06] CCP: .
[07:06] CUC: .
[07:06] CAT gave PP voice.
[07:06] CCA: .
[07:06] CPP: * Better.
[07:06] Memo is now Muted by CAT
[07:06] CPP: * Now, in an orderly manner - for that is how I am, orderly.
[07:06] CPP: * Tell me, Golem. Will you give me your SOUL?
[07:07] CAT gave GG voice.
[07:07] ?GG: fcuk oyu
[07:07] CPP: * Yeah, I figured you'd say that.
[07:07] CPP: What about you, Prince?
[07:07] CAT gave AT voice.
[07:07] Memo is no longer Muted by CPP
[07:07] CAT gave TG voice.
[07:07] CTG: yes
[07:08] CPP: * One vote for, one vote against. Seer, I already know your answer.
[07:08] CAT: Mage.
[07:08] CPP: * /////////
[07:08] CAT: We've been over this.
[07:08] CPP: * Of course. My honest mistake.
[07:08] CAT: It's fine.
[07:08] CPP: * Crystal?
[07:08] ??? universallyCognizant [?UC] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[07:08] ?UC: I've had enough of dealing with those who want my soul. Last time, I nearly died for good. There won't be a next time.
[07:09] CAT: This'll be so much more hilarious when he has to take yours.
[07:09] CPP: * Two four, two against. Capet?
[07:09] CPP: * Or at least, the one controlling her?
[07:09] CAC: Sure why not, I don't exist.
[07:09] CPP: * Excellent. Bomber, it's your turn.
[07:09] CAT: AU.
[07:10] CAU: Once bitten, twice shy. Sorry pal, but it's a no.
[07:10] CAU: For what it's worth, I do wish you luck in this pursuit.
[07:10] CPP: * Less than excellent. Three for, three against.
[07:10] CAT: Luck = his soul.
[07:10] CPP: * What about you, Guardian?
[07:10] CCU: Nay.
[07:10] CCU: You shall not be taking it.
[07:10] CPP: * Cutting it rather close here... Canidae?
[07:11] CCP: Only if you let 500000 dogs αβsorβ you, drinκ 5000000 pounds of pure dog, αnd doωnloαd 2984098325893 viruses. So, no.
[07:11] CAT: He could probably do that.
[07:11] CPP: * I just did.
[07:11] CAT: Hah.
[07:11] CAU: I doubt that request was out of his reach, not remotely.
[07:11] CPP: * Excuse me while I let out the Vast Woof.
[07:11] CPP: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
[07:11] CCP: While your αt it, mακe me the Ψ-Dogmodder.
[07:12] CPP: * Through technicality, that's four for, three against.
[07:12] CAT: Hah. Nice.
[07:12] CCU: ...| exist?
[07:12] CCU: | said no?
[07:12] CCP: ^
[07:12] CCU: | believe?
[07:12] CAC: No you don't.
[07:12] CAT: You don't exist.
[07:12] CPP: * You are nonexsitent, technically. But yes, I suppose it's four for, four against.
[07:12] CPP: Cobalt. The final vote lies with you. Break the tie, one way or the other.
[07:12] ?GG: ...
[07:12] CCU: CA...
[07:12] CAT: Do it.
[07:12] CUC: You know, Canon did just join.
[07:12] CCU: pls say no.
[07:13] CAT: Fucking do it.
[07:13] CTG: CA DO IT YOU FUCK
[07:13] CAT: DO IT.
[07:13] CAC: Do it.
[07:13] CURRENT canonW [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[07:13] CCW: Do I need to just duck back out?
[07:13] CPP: * They were not here to experience the rules of this deal.
[07:13] CUC: Do it.
[07:13] CUC: Ah.
[07:13] CCW: Has the weirdness died down?
[07:13] CCU: CW: not yet.
[07:13] CAT: Do it.
[07:13] CCU: CA?
[07:13] CTG: CW we're debating over whether giving chara our souls is a good idea
[07:13] CUC: Nope, Chara-Fredbear wants to take our souls
[07:13] CCA: ((wait up))
[07:13] CCP: ^
[07:13] CCW: ...
[07:13] CPP: * Stay if you wish to see either the death of your 'friends' or their continued existence.
[07:13] CCW: No. Duh.
[07:13] CAC: Just say yes.
[07:13] CTG: i don't think your vote counts since you weren't here since the start
[07:13] CAT: You don't count, CW.
[07:13] ?GG: anyways ı could probably just kınd of
[07:13] CCU: say no, CA, please.
[07:13] ?GG: leave
[07:13] CTG: noooo
[07:13] CCA: > NO
[07:13] ?GG: 
[07:13] CPP: * ...
[07:13] CAT: Fucking hell.
[07:13] CCA: 
[07:14] CTG: F U C K
[07:14] CCP: DENIED
[07:14] CCU: as fredbear would say.
[07:14] CCU: Thank fuck.
[07:14] CTG: U
[07:14] CTG: C
[07:14] CTG: K
[07:14] CAT: Take them anyways.
[07:14] CPP: * N o ?
[07:14] CAT: Hah.
[07:14] CCP: No.
[07:14] CPP: * H m m . . .
[07:14] CCP: Noω get off our lαωn.
[07:14] CPP: * Well. That's fair.
[07:14] CCW: Today is the day DtG:0 became I Am Legend: Canon Edition
[07:14] CCU: | have Black Soul gems to give you as accomodation.
[07:14] CCP: And go die surrounded βy 85930850239859023850927602943760497 dogs,=.
[07:14] CPP: * No sense in attacking you for participating in democracy.
[07:14] CAT: Yes there is.
[07:14] CPP: * I'll see you all next time, I suppose.
[07:14] CTG: aww what?
[07:14] CTG: bye chara
[07:14] CAT: Goddammit.
[07:14] CPP: * Oh. Before I leave. I do have one thing to tell you.
[07:15] CTG: ?
[07:15] CCA: ((u'imla.html))
[07:15] CCU: ?
[07:15] CAT: I was looking forward to everyone dying.
[07:15] CPP: * I'll enjoy attacking you all...
[07:15] CCA: ((...))
[07:15] CPP: * W H E N I R E J O I N M Y B R O T H E R S O F C O N F L I C T .
[07:15] CPP: ]
[07:15] CAT: Hah.
[07:15] CCA: ((OHSHIT))
[07:15] CTG: M O T H E R F U C K
[07:15] ?GG: whee
[07:15] CTG: O
[07:15] CTG: T
[07:15] CTG: H
[07:15] CTG: E
[07:15] CTG: R
[07:15] CTG: F
[07:15] CTG: U
[07:15] CTG: C
[07:15] CTG: K
[07:15] CCU: MOTHΞR
[07:15] CCU: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[07:15] ?GG: /undo
[07:15] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[07:15] CUC: How many fucking Agents of the Conflict are there!
[07:16] CCP: Funfαct: Mαssive consumpion of Dog tends to result in me gαining control over people.
[07:16] CAT: You fucks should have just given up the first time.
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] CCA: (GG STOP))
[07:16] ?GG: /undo
[07:16] ?GG: kek
[07:16] CAT: Please don't spam.
[07:16] CCU: uc: trillions.
[07:16] CAU: What do you think I am, mage? Some unwitting pawn? Not again.
[07:16] ?GG: fıne
[07:16] CAT: Well, seeing as you did a ritual just because I told you to, yes. I do.
[07:16] CCP: (pinαry pαsteβin p;lz)
[07:16] CUC: /dankmemes
[07:17] CUC: http://piratepad.net/Pinary
[07:17] CAU: Speaking of, time to see my part of the ritual.
[07:17] CCP: /<0>
[07:17] CCU: Now, a question for me...Do | dare attempt to join a cool RP elseware even if it means cutting into the all-important time?
[07:17] CPP: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
[07:17] CCU: Not for updating, | mean.
[07:17] CCU: Just, in general.
[07:17] CAC: /call Build
[07:18] CPP: [OUTPUT: Oh shit, it's dat Zodiac Killer. Waddup? The sky is waddup, ofc. Learn to inside jobscope, newfag. You know what really grinds my gears? Why the fuck would you combine two memes?]
[07:18] CPP: [INPUT: /call Build]
[07:18] CPP: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
[07:18] CPP: [Dialing...]
[07:19] CPP: [Dialing...]
[07:19] CUC: Now, a question for ME... You misspelled Painis Tarahi in your attack like a bunch, Tazz. Do I... (1) say Grimsby attacked something as nonexistent as his ultimate controller, and cause the attack to fail? Or, (2) be lenient and have you deal damage anyway.
[07:19] CAU: While I hate to be the one to correct others, Gula is one of the administrators. Though, if that is how Kalare Erelye views him then I am fine with it, heh.
[07:19] CPP: ehhhhh. This is really, realllllly boring.
[07:19] CUC: 'Tashri' is not on the battlefield.
[07:19] ?GG: 1
[07:19] ?GG: 
[07:19] CPP: Why doesn't anything interesting happen anymore?
[07:19] CPP: ...Wow, that's a stupid fucking question.
[07:20] CAT: Kalare V. Erelye views all of the yous you control as you, with the knowledge at his disposal, AU.
[07:20] CPP: At least Blue's protection is still up. It... well. Hasn't really helped much?? No one's tried to attack me at all.
[07:20] CAU: Ah.
[07:20] CPP: Whatever.
[07:20] CAC: Unfortunately.
[07:20] CPP: ...Who said that?
[07:21] CPP: Who just said 'unfortunately?'
[07:21] CAT: Hah.
[07:21] CAC: ...
[07:21] CPP: Laughing? That sounded like... Wait. Erelye??
[07:21] CAC: Me.
[07:21] CAT: We can hear you.
[07:21] CCP: dogs αre cool
[07:21] CAU: It's a call you little nugget, of course it's two-way.
[07:21] CUC: Oooh my goodness.
[07:21] CPP: Fseftr?? Uh...
[07:21] ?GG: shhh
[07:21] CAT: With our arcane ears.
[07:21] ?GG: 
[07:21] CUC: We can talk to Build now?
[07:21] CPP: Are you... calling me through my RECORD PLAYER???
[07:21] CUC: This is AMAZING.
[07:21] CPP: How the fuck is this possible?
[07:21] CAT: Indeed.
[07:21] CCP: βuild hoω mαny dogs do you dog
[07:21] CUC: Vagaries of existence, pal.
[07:21] CCP: yes
[07:21] CCP: somehoω
[07:21] CAT: Oh, just a model of Project Binary.
[07:22] CPP: ...
[07:22] CAT: Doing the work for us.
[07:22] CAT: Hah.
[07:22] CTG ceased responding to memo.
[07:22] CAU: You say that as if it is the strangest thing that has ever happened.
[07:22] CCP: Its perfectly hαrmless.
[07:22] CPP: ....a model of...
[07:22] CPP: no
[07:22] CAT: Yes.
[07:22] CUC: Plus a weird reality-manipulating AI terminal that may or may not be an early version of Binary.
[07:22] CPP: no no no no no no n o
[07:22] CUC: Yeah.
[07:22] CPP: no non ofnonfono nonon on o
[07:22] CCP: There is no hαrm in using Project Binαry's αi for our oωn αmusement.
[07:22] CAT: Await the end, good friend.
[07:22] CPP: I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH HIM WHEN I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE
[07:22] CCP: Aβsolutely none.
[07:22] CAT: The Conflict awaits us all.
[07:22] CUC: Calls itself Probect Pinary.
[07:22] CPP: GET OUT
[07:22] CAU: Build? Don't short circuit on us buddy.
[07:22] CCP: Its sαfer thαn my dogs!
[07:22] CAC: How can Build even know who I am.
[07:22] CPP: I THOUGHT... I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH ALL OF YOU
[07:22] CCP: Noω Noω, βuild, its never over.
[07:22] CPP: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
[07:22] CUC: The ride never ends.
[07:22] CAT: Not in the slightest.
[07:22] CPP: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
[07:22] CUC: Sadly.
[07:23] CPP: SHUT...
[07:23] CPP: UP!!!
[07:23] CCP: YOU CAN NEVER GET OFF THE ROLLERCOASTER
[07:23] CAT: Hah.
[07:23] CAT: Pseudo-ascension is fascinating.
[07:23] CPP: CAN'T YOU ALL JUST UNDERSTAND???
[07:23] CCP: No.
[07:23] CPP: I... I just want to go home.
[07:23] CUC: I saw that coming. Record player explosion in three... two.. no?
[07:23] CUC: Huh.
[07:23] CUC: No.
[07:23] CUC: I'm surprised.
[07:23] CPP: You guys were fun sometimes.
[07:23] CCP: Odd.
[07:23] CCW: I like roller coasters.
[07:23] CCP: You'd thinκ it ωould hαv-
[07:23] CPP: That war, the way all your personalities - or lack thereof - mixed around.
[07:24] CPP: ...But you aren't the friends I've known for years.
[07:24] CPP: I don't belong with the rest of you.
[07:24] CPP: I never have.
[07:24] CPP: And I never will.
[07:24] CCP: WHELP, THATS A REAL SHAME.
[07:24] CAT: Silence, worm.
[07:24] CPP: So unless you have anything to say to me, stop talking.
[07:25] CPP: wait fuck, you'd only talk if you had something to say, that's the whole point of a conversation
[07:25] CCP: tru tru
[07:25] CUC: true
[07:25] CPP: <=#0c0>Ughhhhhh. Why can't I deliver threatening lines??
[07:25] CCP: hey βuild hoω mαny dogs do you dog per dαy
[07:25] CPP: GAH
[07:25] CAC: That's a good thing.
[07:25] CPP: Why did my speech just sound... PINK???
[07:25] CCP: Coloring issues.
[07:25] ?GG: kek
[07:25] CAT: Distortions in the fabric of spacetime.
[07:25] CUC: Coloring issues.
[07:25] CPP: This is it, isn't it. My residual First Guardian powers or whatever the fuck.
[07:25] CCP: The terminαl screωed up the commαnd.
[07:26] CPP: That's why I can hear you. That's why I know there are coloring issues.
[07:26] CUC: Caret.
[07:26] CPP: ...
[07:26] CPP: What. Did you just say to me.
[07:26] CAT: Ultimately, I'd say a good way of getting out of this would be to expunge your soul of the essence of the Guardian.
[07:26] CCP: Tru tru
[07:26] CAC: Hmm, has Split been pretending not to hear us?
[07:26] CUC: A way of voicing agreement.
[07:26] CPP: Shut the fuck up. All of you.
[07:26] CAT: Hah.
[07:26] CPP: Crystal. What. THE FUCK. Did you just say to me.
[07:26] CCP: Is not possiβle- *inβ4 βαn*
[07:27] CUC: Spoken punctuation.
[07:27] CCW: Da fuq is going on?
[07:27] CPP: ....
[07:27] CAT: He just spoke a horrid curse, yes.
[07:27] CPP: Nope. Nope! Nope. Fuck this. I'm out.
[07:27] CCP: He is refering to "^"
[07:27] CCP: In spelling form.
[07:27] CPP: All you guys are doing is just reminding me of everything wrong with me.
[07:27] CPP: That's all you've ever done.
[07:27] CPP: I'm out of here.
[07:27] CAU: Don't be so hard on yourself.
[07:27] CCW: Maybe if you weren't one massive cancerous flaw...
[07:27] CPP: Next time you Curse, say it to my FACE.
[07:27] CCP: You reαlly could use to βe less hαrd on yourself, βut oκ.
[07:28] CPP: [Call terminated.]
[07:28] CCW: Canon wins!
[07:28] CCP: ...
[07:28] CAT: Did... did you just say that to Build.
[07:28] CCW: What are we playing? I wanna be on the blue team.
[07:28] CUC: We
[07:28] CUC: 're playing PINARY!
[07:28] CCP: /<0>
[07:28] CCW: Aaaand that's Numberwang!