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- Don't listen to the haters, Norm.
- 2
- 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:21,957
- You're a polar bear.
- You got this.
- 3
- 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:23,917
- I mean, look at those paws.
- 4
- 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,795
- You're an animal... literally.
- 5
- 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,798
- It's an all-you-can-eat seal buffet.
- 6
- 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,675
- Go fill your plate.
- 7
- 00:01:37,307 --> 00:01:38,390
- Read 'em and weep, boys.
- 8
- 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:40,810
- Cari-boo-yah!
- Full house.
- 9
- 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,355
- I'd bet antlers he fails again.
- 10
- 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,648
- Ah, he looks hungry.
- 11
- 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:49,443
- I'm giving ten-to-one odds
- he catches the poor pinniped.
- 12
- 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:50,820
- They say I can't hunt.
- 13
- 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,672
- Oy, phooey! How can I be king
- if I can't hunt?
- 14
- 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:30,651
- This is gonna hurt.
- 15
- 00:02:30,652 --> 00:02:31,944
- Oh!
- 16
- 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,197
- That wasn't so bad.
- 17
- 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,574
- Oy, that was bad.
- 18
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,579
- They say he doesn't have any focus.
- 19
- 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:44,956
- Huh? Hi, Elizabeth.
- 20
- 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:45,957
- Hi.
- 21
- 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:49,504
- Augh!
- 22
- 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,548
- Jeez, it's like pure ice up here.
- 23
- 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,675
- An accident waiting to happen,
- you know?
- 24
- 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:56,677
- I mean, somebody should really
- do something about this, huh?
- 25
- 00:02:56,678 --> 00:02:58,012
- Ahem.
- Lemmings.
- 26
- 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,773
- Anyway, I really
- should get goin' now.
- 27
- 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,484
- I've got a seal to go catch
- and eat and I...
- 28
- 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:16,114
- Anyway, I uh...
- See ya, gotta go.
- 29
- 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,324
- Bye now.
- Catch ya later, Elizabeth.
- 30
- 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,127
- Babe, look! A hunt!
- 31
- 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:32,296
- This trip is finally payin' off.
- 32
- 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:40,680
- Any last words before I eat you?
- 33
- 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,937
- Oh, come on. Don't say that.
- 34
- 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,482
- You always know exactly
- what to say to get to me.
- 35
- 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,650
- Eat him. Eat him!
- 36
- 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:55,069
- - Yeah! Eat him.
- - Eat him!
- 37
- 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,905
- You wanna know
- why I'm not gonna eat you?
- 38
- 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,658
- You got a minute?
- Well, maybe an hour.
- 39
- 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,078
- It all started when I turned 13.
- 40
- 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:08,498
- In health class they told us
- how our growl would change,
- 41
- 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,625
- how we'd start getting
- more fur on our bodies.
- 42
- 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:13,212
- But they didn't say anything
- about speaking to humans.
- 43
- 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,843
- I want one! I want one!
- I want one! I want one!
- 44
- 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,180
- Aren't they supposed to stay
- 50 yards away?
- 45
- 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:27,101
- If this little brat takes one more step,
- I'm gonna pounce.
- 46
- 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,270
- Keep it up, kid.
- 47
- 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,856
- The only thing you're gonna get
- is a mauling.
- 48
- 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,276
- Can't ya see we're wild animals here?
- 49
- 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,695
- Did you just talk to me?
- 50
- 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,865
- Wait. You can speak bear?
- 51
- 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:44,702
- No, dummy,
- you're speaking human.
- 52
- 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:50,248
- I didn't know what to do.
- 53
- 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,960
- No other bear seemed to be able
- to speak human.
- 54
- 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,298
- And certainly no other bear
- had these weird feelings that I had.
- 55
- 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,718
- So I went to go see
- the wisest bear in the world.
- 56
- 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,470
- The King of the Arctic,
- 57
- 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,056
- who conveniently
- was also my grandpa.
- 58
- 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,604
- I don't know what to do.
- I didn't ask for this.
- 59
- 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,022
- What is wrong with me?
- 60
- 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:17,234
- Nothing is wrong with you, Norm.
- You're special.
- 61
- 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:19,862
- Yeah, a real one of a kind.
- 62
- 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,781
- Actually, more like two of a kind.
- 63
- 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:24,741
- I share the same trait.
- 64
- 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:27,619
- I, too, can speak to our human visitors.
- 65
- 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,454
- You can talk to them, too?
- 66
- 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:30,915
- I can.
- 67
- 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,584
- Polar bears are icons
- of the Arctic, Norm.
- 68
- 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:38,713
- And an icon with a voice
- can be very powerful indeed.
- 69
- 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:42,760
- Our land is vulnerable
- and we're responsible.
- 70
- 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:48,348
- For now, just know
- that what you and I have
- 71
- 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,724
- is a great gift.
- 72
- 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:53,521
- One day you'll truly understand.
- 73
- 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,940
- But when will I understand'?
- 74
- 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,858
- But it didn't end there.
- 75
- 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,778
- Human tendencies
- had taken over my body.
- 76
- 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:05,783
- That's when I started doing
- the Arctic Shake.
- 77
- 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:07,450
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- 78
- 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,910
- ♪ Let me speak free ♪
- 79
- 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,454
- ♪ Be who you wanna be,
- stand up and shout... ♪
- 80
- 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:14,000
- I put the "soul"
- in winter solstice.
- 81
- 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,376
- ♪ Get down move your body
- all around ♪
- 82
- 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:19,921
- ♪ Let your crazy out,
- let your crazy out ♪
- 83
- 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,258
- - ♪ Shout... ♪
- - Until the batteries ran out.
- 84
- 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,678
- These days, I'm pretty glad
- I have these feelings,
- 85
- 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,680
- but I just don't know
- what to do with them.
- 86
- 00:06:28,681 --> 00:06:30,081
- And that brings me
- to the other day.
- 87
- 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,986
- Why don't you take a picture?
- It'll last longer.
- 88
- 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:45,238
- I knew he wouldn't kill the seal.
- 89
- 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,158
- - Pay up.
- - Fine, here.
- 90
- 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:50,244
- You're lucky these things
- grow back.
- 91
- 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:05,216
- I'm a bear who can't hunt.
- I'm softer than frozen yogurt.
- 92
- 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,427
- Who needs a bear
- with too much care
- 93
- 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,887
- and not enough scare?
- 94
- 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,682
- Norm!
- What is that, a haiku?
- 95
- 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:13,988
- What did Dad tell you
- about writing poetry?
- 96
- 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,896
- I know, I know. "Leave the poetry
- to the panda bears."
- 97
- 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,064
- What's up, Stan?
- 98
- 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,108
- I only caught the tail end of it...
- 99
- 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,487
- but I made some money
- off your failed hunt today, big bro.
- 100
- 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:28,198
- I wish I'd caught the tail end
- of my hunt.
- 101
- 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,991
- Let me give you some advice, bro.
- 102
- 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,592
- Act with your stomach
- and not your heart.
- 103
- 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,503
- Oh, my 5:00 is here.
- Excuse me, Normie.
- 104
- 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,714
- I don't know why you spend so much
- time and energy on these tourists.
- 105
- 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,092
- They're ruining it up here.
- 106
- 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:48,302
- Au contraire, mon frére.
- 107
- 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:52,055
- As Dad always said,
- "if humans come to our land and clap,
- 108
- 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,974
- they can't come to our land
- and crap."
- 109
- 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:55,892
- "Give them a scene...
- 110
- 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,103
- the Arctic stays clean."
- 111
- 00:07:58,104 --> 00:08:00,981
- Thanks, Stan, I got it.
- But Grandpa always said...
- 112
- 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:02,774
- Enough about Grandpa, Norm.
- 113
- 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:03,984
- He left us, remember?
- 114
- 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,778
- He's not here. We are.
- 115
- 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,781
- The humans won't destroy
- something they love.
- 116
- 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,616
- And they love...
- 117
- 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,159
- us!
- 118
- 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:17,205
- Let's give these people what they came
- a thousand miles to see:
- 119
- 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,541
- a show!
- 120
- 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:21,002
- And gm!
- 121
- 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,646
- Whoa!
- 122
- 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,819
- You ain't seen nothin' yet.
- 123
- 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,780
- Whales, I need whales.
- 124
- 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,790
- ♪ What you gonna...
- What you gonna do with that... ♪
- 125
- 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,751
- How many times
- do I have to tell you?
- 126
- 00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:04,127
- This ain't Orlando.
- 127
- 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,796
- Act real.
- 128
- 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:15,597
- Ohh! Not that real!
- 129
- 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,599
- Aw, that's the fourth time this month.
- 130
- 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,893
- Norm, I need you for the finale.
- 131
- 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:22,395
- I'm desperate.
- A whale just ate my actor.
- 132
- 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,105
- This is my nightmare.
- 133
- 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,608
- Aww, please.
- 134
- 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,736
- No, the Arctic Shake
- was for your bachelor party.
- 135
- 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,905
- I'd never do that
- for the human tourists.
- 136
- 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,532
- Never, never, never!
- 137
- 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,746
- ♪ Yeah, no time, no time,
- no time to lose ♪
- 138
- 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,665
- ♪ You got no time, no time... ♪
- 139
- 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,000
- - Wow!
- - ♪ Listen ♪
- 140
- 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:46,336
- ♪ Baby, baby,
- won't you take my hand? ♪
- 141
- 00:09:46,337 --> 00:09:49,422
- ♪ Don't be afraid
- to take a chance ♪
- 142
- 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,467
- ♪ Together there is nothin'
- we can't do ♪
- 143
- 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:55,637
- ♪ So start it up,
- get in the groove ♪
- 144
- 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,847
- ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
- 145
- 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,517
- ♪ Out of control ♪
- 146
- 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:03,645
- - ♪ You're out of control... ♪
- - That bear's not scary at all.
- 147
- 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,316
- He doesn't belong in the Arctic,
- he belongs on Broadway.
- 148
- 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,275
- Right?
- 149
- 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,033
- Hey, hey, can you do
- the Charleston?
- 150
- 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:34,056
- Socrates!
- O wisest of the winged,
- 151
- 00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:35,267
- brainiest of the beaked.
- 152
- 00:10:36,143 --> 00:10:39,728
- Caw! Norm, grab a seat.
- 153
- 00:10:39,729 --> 00:10:42,232
- Be with you in a minute.
- Just finishing up.
- 154
- 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:45,693
- And the next thing
- you know, I'm twerking
- 155
- 00:10:45,694 --> 00:10:47,736
- in front of a boatload
- of human tourists.
- 156
- 00:10:47,737 --> 00:10:50,739
- Twerking!
- Have some self-respect, Norm.
- 157
- 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:54,410
- I just don't know why everyone wants
- to be so nice to these intruders.
- 158
- 00:10:54,411 --> 00:10:55,661
- They've never done
- anything for us
- 159
- 00:10:55,662 --> 00:10:58,414
- except to come
- to our land uninvited.
- 160
- 00:10:58,415 --> 00:11:01,083
- Ah, your grandfather
- had a saying...
- 161
- 00:11:01,084 --> 00:11:02,752
- "Panem et circenses."
- 162
- 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:04,753
- "Bread and circuses."
- 163
- 00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:08,382
- He meant it's easier to distract
- ourselves with food and entertainment
- 164
- 00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,885
- than to think about the real problems.
- 165
- 00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:12,803
- What happened to Grandpa,
- Socrates?
- 166
- 00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,597
- Did he really just disappear?
- 167
- 00:11:14,598 --> 00:11:15,974
- The theories are plentiful.
- 168
- 00:11:16,474 --> 00:11:18,350
- Some believe he's on a vision quest.
- 169
- 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:21,061
- Some people think he simply
- went to search for fish,
- 170
- 00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:23,647
- while others think he went
- to follow the band...
- 171
- 00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,691
- Phish.
- 172
- 00:11:25,525 --> 00:11:29,070
- Me, I think your grandpa knew
- something was happening
- 173
- 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,487
- and tried to fight it.
- 174
- 00:11:30,488 --> 00:11:33,700
- And it looks like that something
- is happening.
- 175
- 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,801
- Holy icicle.
- Is that a human house?
- 176
- 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,511
- It's a model home.
- 177
- 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,763
- A sales tool.
- 178
- 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:58,392
- Just arrived, literally,
- fresh on the boat.
- 179
- 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,854
- It means more of these houses
- are gonna be coming.
- 180
- 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,773
- Humans are moving here?
- To live?
- 181
- 00:12:05,774 --> 00:12:07,942
- It starts with the tourists,
- 182
- 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,486
- then someone says,
- "I could do this year round."
- 183
- 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:13,114
- It happened to my buddy,
- Freddy the flamingo.
- 184
- 00:12:13,115 --> 00:12:15,283
- He was in Florida,
- minding his own business.
- 185
- 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:16,284
- Couple of tourists show up.
- 186
- 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:19,662
- Next thing you know,
- there are plastic statues of Freddy
- 187
- 00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:20,873
- on everyone's lawn!
- 188
- 00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,009
- We gotta talk to the king.
- 189
- 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:38,808
- Norm, that house has nothing to do
- with why Grandpa vanished.
- 190
- 00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:44,771
- Dad, you're not listening,
- there's more.
- 191
- 00:12:44,772 --> 00:12:47,732
- There's a human house
- right here on Grandpa's land.
- 192
- 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,569
- Humans are moving here now.
- 193
- 00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:57,951
- Ah, Norm, you always did have
- such an imagination, now, didn't you?
- 194
- 00:12:57,952 --> 00:13:01,538
- - First with the poetry...
- - I swear it's true.
- 195
- 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:04,208
- Socrates and I snuck in.
- And look...
- 196
- 00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,085
- From Florida.
- 197
- 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:19,685
- Norm, you are not to go
- anywhere near there.
- 198
- 00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:20,769
- Do you hear me?
- 199
- 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:23,690
- Grandpa's land is off limits.
- Understood?
- 200
- 00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:26,066
- "Snuck in."
- 201
- 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:28,902
- Ha! Norm, you shouldn't
- go onto property
- 202
- 00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:31,614
- that doesn't belong to you.
- You should know better.
- 203
- 00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:34,116
- Besides, I'm sure the house
- you're referring to
- 204
- 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,077
- is simply a research hut.
- 205
- 00:13:36,828 --> 00:13:38,704
- Look, son,
- you wanna be king?
- 206
- 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:41,749
- A future king isn't supposed
- to get so emotional.
- 207
- 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,335
- We hunt, we lead, and we sleep.
- Simple!
- 208
- 00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:46,128
- Now there is plenty of ice
- to go around.
- 209
- 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,797
- Just stay away from there!
- Far away.
- 210
- 00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,717
- And for the love of salmon,
- no more talking human!
- 211
- 00:13:51,718 --> 00:13:53,302
- You got me?
- 212
- 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,013
- Yes, Dad.
- 213
- 00:14:11,946 --> 00:14:14,782
- Did you see that?
- He wants to give away the Arctic.
- 214
- 00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:16,158
- That's it. We're done.
- 215
- 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,619
- Norm, it all points to the same thing.
- 216
- 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,788
- Humans are invading our land.
- 217
- 00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:23,499
- And you are a polar bear
- who can speak to humans.
- 218
- 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,168
- You're the only one who can
- do something about this.
- 219
- 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,963
- Socrates, I can't even hunt.
- 220
- 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,259
- Norm, your grandpa once told me,
- 221
- 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:39,890
- "Norm's the only bear that has
- the potential to be king of the Arctic.
- 222
- 00:14:39,891 --> 00:14:42,935
- "He feels the Arctic's pain.
- 223
- 00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:47,065
- And if he feels it enough,
- he'll stand for us."
- 224
- 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,903
- I can't even stand for myself.
- 225
- 00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:54,905
- Norm, don't listen to them.
- 226
- 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:57,783
- They're just furry robots
- sitting in their ice cubicles
- 227
- 00:14:57,784 --> 00:14:58,951
- obeying the rules,
- 228
- 00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:01,745
- pretending nothing bad's
- ever gonna happen.
- 229
- 00:15:01,746 --> 00:15:04,498
- But you can change the rules.
- 230
- 00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:07,794
- You're seeing the future.
- They're just living in the past.
- 231
- 00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:10,337
- You can find a new way.
- 232
- 00:15:10,338 --> 00:15:12,339
- Don't just dance for the humans.
- 233
- 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,426
- Fight for our home instead.
- 234
- 00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:19,472
- Okay. I won't let you down.
- 235
- 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,275
- - Socrates!
- - Cranberries!
- 236
- 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:35,697
- Surprise is the number-one cause
- of death in the elderly, you know.
- 237
- 00:15:35,947 --> 00:15:37,406
- Ooh...
- 238
- 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,032
- We have to do something.
- 239
- 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,034
- I have to do something. Unh!
- 240
- 00:15:41,035 --> 00:15:43,328
- Ah, number one or number two?
- 241
- 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:46,207
- - We gotta take some...
- - Action!
- 242
- 00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:54,173
- What the heck is that'?
- 243
- 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:57,885
- Caw! That is proof of why
- you should stay in school.
- 244
- 00:15:57,886 --> 00:16:00,512
- First you're cutting class,
- next you're dressing up in a bear suit
- 245
- 00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,598
- doing twirls
- for a real estate commercial.
- 246
- 00:16:02,599 --> 00:16:04,141
- The seals would kill him.
- 247
- 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:05,142
- Cut!
- 248
- 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,604
- Who said that?
- I'm the only one who yells, "Cut!"
- 249
- 00:16:08,605 --> 00:16:09,898
- I'm the director.
- 250
- 00:16:12,859 --> 00:16:16,445
- I'm not just going to be a furry robot
- sitting in an ice cubicle.
- 251
- 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:19,073
- We have to point that director
- in a new direction.
- 252
- 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,622
- Oh, great.
- 253
- 00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:30,627
- A suit coming to give me creative notes
- on my masterpiece!
- 254
- 00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,363
- But I'll need soldiers on the ground.
- 255
- 00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:00,490
- Invisible soldiers.
- 256
- 00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:07,037
- Those little guys?
- They'll get crushed.
- 257
- 00:17:07,038 --> 00:17:08,915
- Trust me, they're indestructible.
- 258
- 00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:15,504
- - What's he doing?
- - He wants you to stomp on him.
- 259
- 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:16,865
- He wants to prove how tough he is.
- 260
- 00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:20,759
- Could he sign a release first?
- 261
- 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,678
- I'm gonna get, like,
- lemming juice everywhere.
- 262
- 00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:23,680
- Do it.
- 263
- 00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:26,975
- - Ow.
- - I killed him.
- 264
- 00:17:27,308 --> 00:17:29,810
- If I go down, Socrates,
- I'm taking you down with me!
- 265
- 00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:31,771
- Wait for it. Wait for it.
- 266
- 00:17:34,649 --> 00:17:35,816
- Ta-da!
- 267
- 00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:38,194
- You're invincible.
- You guys got springs for bones.
- 268
- 00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:46,910
- Can you see this, honey?
- It's so beautiful, isn't it?
- 269
- 00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:49,580
- It's beautiful, Mom,
- but what will it look like
- 270
- 00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:51,957
- when you and Mr. Greene
- build all those houses there?
- 271
- 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:55,002
- You're changing the Arctic.
- Change isn't always good.
- 272
- 00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:58,255
- Olympia, if this campaign works
- and the houses sell,
- 273
- 00:17:58,256 --> 00:17:59,924
- that means great things for us.
- 274
- 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,302
- But it really is amazing up here.
- 275
- 00:18:02,677 --> 00:18:03,970
- Oh!
- 276
- 00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:07,431
- Olympia, I'll call you right back.
- 277
- 00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,391
- Hi. Vera Brightly,
- 278
- 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,101
- Head of Marketing for Mr. Greene.
- 279
- 00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:14,021
- The commercial is a masterpiece!
- I deserve an Oscar!
- 280
- 00:18:14,022 --> 00:18:17,190
- Well, you can't win an Oscar
- for a commercial,
- 281
- 00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:20,737
- but as long as it can sell condos,
- we've done our job.
- 282
- 00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,114
- Can you smell that?
- 283
- 00:18:24,115 --> 00:18:25,949
- The air is so fresh here.
- 284
- 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,827
- It's completely unpolluted.
- 285
- 00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:34,791
- Holy Hitchcock!
- That bird just pooped on me.
- 286
- 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,836
- I think that's good luck, isn't it?
- 287
- 00:18:53,728 --> 00:18:55,312
- Who forgot to secure the lights?
- 288
- 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:57,774
- I swear I secured them.
- 289
- 00:19:00,944 --> 00:19:02,654
- Is that bird aiming for us?
- 290
- 00:19:05,239 --> 00:19:06,366
- Oh, POOP-
- 291
- 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:22,923
- Oh, my gosh.
- What is happening?
- 292
- 00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,675
- Vera, we're fine.
- 293
- 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:26,511
- I still have the background lights.
- 294
- 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:39,357
- Wait for it. Wait for it.
- 295
- 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:57,207
- Don't tell me those were
- the background lights.
- 296
- 00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,917
- Don't worry, Vera.
- 297
- 00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:00,794
- I've already shot
- most of the commercial,
- 298
- 00:20:00,795 --> 00:20:02,380
- and it's all on this reel.
- 299
- 00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:12,764
- We'll fix the rest in post.
- 300
- 00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:14,182
- Anything can be fixed in post.
- 301
- 00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:16,935
- In one of my movies,
- I wrote the plot in post.
- 302
- 00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:19,021
- Uh, excuse me, Nigel.
- 303
- 00:20:19,022 --> 00:20:23,233
- Vera, a director always delivers
- and never quits.
- 304
- 00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,861
- There goes the footage.
- 305
- 00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,154
- Augh! I quit! I quit!
- 306
- 00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:29,531
- You can't quit.
- We have a one-day film permit,
- 307
- 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,252
- and the house goes back
- to New York tonight.
- 308
- 00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:33,952
- Au revoir,
- as they say in France
- 309
- 00:20:33,953 --> 00:20:35,580
- and some parts of Canada!
- 310
- 00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:55,725
- Good job today, lemmings,
- but let's not get too comfortable.
- 311
- 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:59,728
- Yup, there's one more down there.
- Oh, sorry about that.
- 312
- 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,146
- You guys gotta speak up, seriously.
- 313
- 00:21:01,147 --> 00:21:03,027
- If you're gonna go to the bottom,
- tell somebody.
- 314
- 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,277
- Let's not completely relax
- 315
- 00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:09,614
- until "Pretty in Pink"
- heads back to America.
- 316
- 00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:12,282
- Okay, Vera,
- you're a problem solver.
- 317
- 00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:15,077
- When you're faced with a problem,
- what do you usually do?
- 318
- 00:21:15,078 --> 00:21:16,245
- You solve it!
- 319
- 00:21:16,954 --> 00:21:19,790
- If only I had some seals and ice
- 320
- 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,376
- and, uh, are there penguins
- up here?
- 321
- 00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:32,844
- Sea lion! Hi!
- 322
- 00:21:32,845 --> 00:21:33,805
- Please come back.
- 323
- 00:21:33,806 --> 00:21:35,806
- I need your help with this shot.
- Please?
- 324
- 00:21:35,807 --> 00:21:38,391
- It's a seal, you generalist.
- 325
- 00:21:38,392 --> 00:21:40,520
- Humans think all animals
- look the same.
- 326
- 00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:47,400
- Ouch! Cracked driveway.
- 327
- 00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:49,111
- Not a good selling point.
- 328
- 00:21:49,112 --> 00:21:51,321
- Hey, the Arctic comes as-is.
- 329
- 00:21:51,322 --> 00:21:52,782
- Who said that'?
- 330
- 00:21:56,077 --> 00:21:57,410
- Mommy.
- 331
- 00:21:57,411 --> 00:21:59,287
- Sorry, honey.
- Mommy couldn't call you back.
- 332
- 00:21:59,288 --> 00:22:01,289
- I was busy putting out a fire.
- 333
- 00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:03,291
- The Arctic is on fire?!
- 334
- 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,794
- Wait, so you're melting it now?
- 335
- 00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:08,713
- No, no, not real fires.
- Everything is fine, sweetie.
- 336
- 00:22:08,714 --> 00:22:09,966
- I'm totally fine.
- 337
- 00:22:12,385 --> 00:22:13,635
- Wha?
- 338
- 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:14,637
- Oh, no!
- 339
- 00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:17,097
- Move it, lady!
- 340
- 00:22:17,098 --> 00:22:18,557
- Oh, no.
- 341
- 00:22:18,558 --> 00:22:19,725
- A polar bear!
- 342
- 00:22:19,976 --> 00:22:23,854
- Really? Oh, they're amazing.
- Ursus Maritimus.
- 343
- 00:22:23,855 --> 00:22:25,856
- I think he's charging me.
- Is that bad?
- 344
- 00:22:25,857 --> 00:22:27,149
- Look it up on the Internet.
- 345
- 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:30,277
- It says, "When confronted
- with a polar bear,
- 346
- 00:22:30,278 --> 00:22:32,363
- assert dominance
- and stand your ground."
- 347
- 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:37,743
- I don't think it's working.
- 348
- 00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:45,001
- Let me call you back, honey.
- Mommy has an idea. Love you.
- 349
- 00:22:46,169 --> 00:22:47,461
- Tired of suburbia?
- 350
- 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,715
- Come to the Arctic, where every day
- is a safari in the snow.
- 351
- 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,305
- All you need to do is step
- outside your front door, literally.
- 352
- 00:23:24,749 --> 00:23:27,418
- Waterfront property now available.
- 353
- 00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,632
- You're welcome!
- 354
- 00:23:46,437 --> 00:23:48,563
- Mr. Greene, we've had
- some problems up here.
- 355
- 00:23:48,564 --> 00:23:51,524
- Oh, Vera, my dear-a,
- there are no problems,
- 356
- 00:23:51,525 --> 00:23:53,568
- only messages from the universe.
- 357
- 00:23:53,569 --> 00:23:55,320
- Om...
- 358
- 00:23:55,321 --> 00:23:57,781
- Say it with me, Vera.
- Om...
- 359
- 00:23:57,782 --> 00:23:59,115
- Om...
- 360
- 00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:00,575
- Mr. Greene, the director quit!
- 361
- 00:24:00,576 --> 00:24:02,286
- What?!
- 362
- 00:24:04,247 --> 00:24:05,830
- I knew you shouldn't have hired
- 363
- 00:24:05,831 --> 00:24:07,375
- that overpaid, pretentious...
- 364
- 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:09,612
- Okay, how are you gonna fix this?
- 365
- 00:24:09,835 --> 00:24:12,295
- How are you gonna fix
- your fault? Hmm?
- 366
- 00:24:12,296 --> 00:24:13,797
- Well, I've been filming all day,
- 367
- 00:24:13,798 --> 00:24:16,091
- and I got some really great
- footage of a polar bear
- 368
- 00:24:16,092 --> 00:24:17,176
- that almost attacked me.
- 369
- 00:24:17,468 --> 00:24:18,551
- You've been filming?
- 370
- 00:24:18,552 --> 00:24:20,553
- That is so cute.
- 371
- 00:24:20,554 --> 00:24:23,181
- I'm sure you think
- you're a regular Scorsese.
- 372
- 00:24:23,182 --> 00:24:25,977
- All right, I need something people
- might actually wanna watch.
- 373
- 00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:31,356
- Wait a tick. I love it.
- 374
- 00:24:31,357 --> 00:24:33,858
- I love it. I love it!
- 375
- 00:24:33,859 --> 00:24:35,527
- This bear is a star.
- 376
- 00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:38,196
- "Safari in the snow."
- 377
- 00:24:38,197 --> 00:24:39,615
- Genius of me.
- 378
- 00:24:40,032 --> 00:24:43,077
- This will definitely get me approval
- from the Polar Council.
- 379
- 00:24:43,828 --> 00:24:45,079
- I can't believe it.
- 380
- 00:24:45,246 --> 00:24:46,706
- Oh, I'm gonna be so rich.
- 381
- 00:24:46,998 --> 00:24:50,417
- Condos, shopping malls,
- Volvo dealerships.
- 382
- 00:24:50,418 --> 00:24:53,129
- Oh, God, you name it.
- It's going to be Dubai on ice.
- 383
- 00:24:56,090 --> 00:24:58,675
- Bring the commercial and the model
- back home to New York
- 384
- 00:24:58,676 --> 00:25:00,969
- and I'll see you tomorrow,
- manana.
- 385
- 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,429
- That means "morning," I think.
- 386
- 00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:05,390
- Remember, we have one week
- to get this approved.
- 387
- 00:25:05,391 --> 00:25:08,184
- Actually, Mr. Greene,
- while I have you,
- 388
- 00:25:08,185 --> 00:25:09,811
- any word back
- from your alma mater,
- 389
- 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,354
- the Magister Mundi Academy?
- 390
- 00:25:11,355 --> 00:25:13,064
- It's Olympia's dream to go there,
- 391
- 00:25:13,065 --> 00:25:14,941
- but as you know,
- it's impossible to get in
- 392
- 00:25:14,942 --> 00:25:16,652
- without an alumni
- recommendation.
- 393
- 00:25:17,862 --> 00:25:20,530
- Yeah, but she ain't gettin' in
- until the condos get in.
- 394
- 00:25:20,531 --> 00:25:23,325
- I won't let you down, I promise.
- 395
- 00:25:23,326 --> 00:25:24,743
- Vera, scrap the campaign.
- 396
- 00:25:24,744 --> 00:25:26,995
- We need a real symbol
- of the Arctic
- 397
- 00:25:26,996 --> 00:25:28,538
- who can talk to these people
- 398
- 00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:31,374
- and convince these morons
- to buy my homes.
- 399
- 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,836
- Find an actor who looks
- just like that bear.
- 400
- 00:25:34,128 --> 00:25:37,797
- Let's use the Arctic
- to sell the Arctic.
- 401
- 00:25:37,798 --> 00:25:38,799
- Boo-yam
- 402
- 00:25:42,053 --> 00:25:44,138
- An actor that looks just like that bear?
- 403
- 00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:46,265
- Oh, brother.
- 404
- 00:25:52,688 --> 00:25:54,189
- You heard them, Norm.
- 405
- 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,566
- They want an actor
- who can use the Arctic
- 406
- 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:57,859
- to sell the Arctic.
- 407
- 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,486
- If that actor is you,
- 408
- 00:25:59,487 --> 00:26:02,782
- we can use the Arctic
- to save the Arctic.
- 409
- 00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:05,241
- You need to go to New York
- 410
- 00:26:05,242 --> 00:26:08,913
- and stop these houses
- from ever getting here.
- 411
- 00:26:42,613 --> 00:26:44,365
- I hear they have good pizza
- in New York.
- 412
- 00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:45,866
- Come on.
- 413
- 00:26:51,664 --> 00:26:52,957
- ♪ Can you feel it? ♪
- 414
- 00:26:53,374 --> 00:26:56,252
- ♪ Now it's coming back,
- we can steal it ♪
- 415
- 00:26:56,794 --> 00:26:59,713
- ♪ If we bridge this gap,
- I can see it ♪
- 416
- 00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:02,925
- ♪ Through the curtains
- of the waterfall ♪
- 417
- 00:27:05,219 --> 00:27:07,720
- ♪ So say Geronimo! ♪
- 418
- 00:27:07,721 --> 00:27:15,721
- ♪ Say Geronimo! ♪
- 419
- 00:27:18,858 --> 00:27:25,780
- ♪ Can you feel ♪
- 420
- 00:27:25,781 --> 00:27:27,615
- - ♪ My love? ♪
- - ♪ Bombs away ♪
- 421
- 00:27:27,616 --> 00:27:29,242
- ♪ Bombs away I'
- 422
- 00:27:29,243 --> 00:27:30,703
- ♪ Bombs away... ♪
- 423
- 00:27:49,972 --> 00:27:53,726
- Wow, what can a bear like me
- do in a city like this?
- 424
- 00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:05,403
- Lemmings, I have a feeling
- this journey
- 425
- 00:28:05,404 --> 00:28:07,405
- might not be as smooth
- as we hoped.
- 426
- 00:28:07,406 --> 00:28:09,033
- Just got to remember to stay...
- 427
- 00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:11,452
- grounded.
- 428
- 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,089
- Whoa!
- 429
- 00:28:51,408 --> 00:28:54,369
- This place is so amazing, Mom.
- 430
- 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:56,871
- Did you know that their Latin
- department is so good,
- 431
- 00:28:56,872 --> 00:28:59,624
- they single-handedly
- resuscitated the language?
- 432
- 00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,460
- - It's no longer dead.
- - Well, it's a school for only
- 433
- 00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:06,257
- the gifted and talented geniuses
- like you. it really is perfect.
- 434
- 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,009
- But try not to fall in love
- just yet, okay?
- 435
- 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:10,970
- This is only a tour.
- 436
- 00:29:10,971 --> 00:29:12,470
- We still need Mr. Greene's help and...
- 437
- 00:29:12,471 --> 00:29:14,806
- Mom, you're putting
- too much pressure on yourself.
- 438
- 00:29:14,807 --> 00:29:18,268
- We don't need Greene's help.
- I can get in on my own.
- 439
- 00:29:18,269 --> 00:29:19,270
- I know it.
- 440
- 00:29:21,647 --> 00:29:23,315
- Just have fun in there, sweetheart.
- 441
- 00:29:56,348 --> 00:29:57,807
- It's the most amazing thing.
- 442
- 00:29:57,808 --> 00:29:59,392
- I gotta tell all my seal buddies.
- 443
- 00:29:59,393 --> 00:30:01,186
- You press the lever,
- the water goes up.
- 444
- 00:30:06,275 --> 00:30:09,319
- Um, oh, hey, guys.
- Come on in.
- 445
- 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,905
- Um, help yourself to some
- fur balls in the fridge.
- 446
- 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,952
- Another talking bear?
- 447
- 00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:19,537
- We gotta tell Mr. Greene.
- 448
- 00:30:19,538 --> 00:30:22,999
- Wait. What do you mean,
- "another talking bear"?
- 449
- 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,043
- Oh!
- 450
- 00:30:24,376 --> 00:30:26,045
- Bring the tranquilizer guns.
- Over.
- 451
- 00:30:29,256 --> 00:30:30,256
- “Wu!
- 452
- 00:30:42,603 --> 00:30:44,021
- Whoa!
- 453
- 00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,818
- Huh?
- 454
- 00:30:55,407 --> 00:30:57,992
- Greene House Company,
- where art thou?
- 455
- 00:30:57,993 --> 00:31:01,205
- The King of the Arctic
- has come to greet you.
- 456
- 00:31:01,789 --> 00:31:03,874
- Well, it's not "Macbeth,"
- but it's a job.
- 457
- 00:31:06,293 --> 00:31:09,170
- Okay, bad costume,
- but he knows the way to Greene.
- 458
- 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,422
- - There he is!
- - Huh?
- 459
- 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:12,549
- Come on, lemmings.
- 460
- 00:31:20,724 --> 00:31:22,935
- Hey! Hah-ha-hah!
- 461
- 00:31:25,896 --> 00:31:27,855
- Yes, I am the King of the Arctic,
- 462
- 00:31:27,856 --> 00:31:30,191
- and the king is hungry!
- 463
- 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:31,401
- Sustenance!
- 464
- 00:31:31,402 --> 00:31:34,112
- Hark! Seal, hark, I say!
- 465
- 00:31:34,113 --> 00:31:35,114
- Hey, you!
- 466
- 00:31:41,412 --> 00:31:42,413
- Hey!
- 467
- 00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:49,878
- - There he is!
- - I think we can take him.
- 468
- 00:31:55,008 --> 00:31:58,512
- A real polar bear always
- does his own stunts.
- 469
- 00:31:59,513 --> 00:32:02,725
- Come here
- and feel my Arctic wrath.
- 470
- 00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:04,435
- En garde!
- 471
- 00:32:05,352 --> 00:32:08,188
- Jeez, they don't call this place
- a "concrete jungle" for nothing.
- 472
- 00:32:16,739 --> 00:32:17,822
- Whoa, yes!
- 473
- 00:32:17,823 --> 00:32:18,824
- Hunh!
- 474
- 00:32:30,169 --> 00:32:32,086
- It was just a misunderstanding.
- 475
- 00:32:32,087 --> 00:32:34,714
- We thought you was
- a real talking bear.
- 476
- 00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:37,050
- Thank you.
- That's a fantastic compliment.
- 477
- 00:32:49,688 --> 00:32:52,900
- Aah!
- Mad rats! Mad rats!
- 478
- 00:32:54,651 --> 00:32:56,695
- Yes! Run, cowards!
- 479
- 00:32:58,197 --> 00:32:59,531
- Get back here, lemmings!
- 480
- 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:04,410
- So you're here for
- the Greene Homes audition?
- 481
- 00:33:04,411 --> 00:33:06,162
- "King of the Arctic," I take it.
- 482
- 00:33:06,163 --> 00:33:08,748
- Yeah. Use the Arctic
- to sell the Arctic.
- 483
- 00:33:08,749 --> 00:33:09,874
- It makes sense.
- 484
- 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,294
- Well, you certainly look
- the part of a bear.
- 485
- 00:33:12,461 --> 00:33:15,213
- That costume is exquisite.
- 486
- 00:33:15,214 --> 00:33:16,814
- Just a little something
- I threw together.
- 487
- 00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:21,302
- Yes...
- I thought I had this role locked up,
- 488
- 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,387
- but now my bear suit is ruined.
- 489
- 00:33:23,388 --> 00:33:25,516
- Oh, I'll never get this one.
- 490
- 00:33:25,808 --> 00:33:27,600
- Look, when you were
- attacking those men,
- 491
- 00:33:27,601 --> 00:33:29,895
- you really had me convinced
- you were a bear.
- 492
- 00:33:30,145 --> 00:33:33,147
- Yes, I am
- a phenomenal actor,
- 493
- 00:33:33,148 --> 00:33:34,982
- but I can't compete with you.
- 494
- 00:33:34,983 --> 00:33:36,568
- Such authenticity.
- 495
- 00:33:37,653 --> 00:33:40,238
- You even smell
- like a polar bear.
- 496
- 00:33:40,239 --> 00:33:44,535
- Me, I smell like macaroni
- and sweet vermouth.
- 497
- 00:33:45,369 --> 00:33:48,288
- Now go and get that part!
- 498
- 00:33:54,878 --> 00:33:57,380
- Mr. Greene, let me be frank.
- 499
- 00:33:57,381 --> 00:34:01,092
- Condos in the Arctic
- is a ludicrous idea.
- 500
- 00:34:01,093 --> 00:34:05,304
- Now, condos in the Bahamas...
- That people can understand.
- 501
- 00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:08,308
- Until we can see public support,
- we will not approve this.
- 502
- 00:34:08,517 --> 00:34:09,976
- Polar Council, please.
- 503
- 00:34:09,977 --> 00:34:11,686
- I do this all over the world.
- 504
- 00:34:11,687 --> 00:34:13,771
- I know where people
- want to live before they do.
- 505
- 00:34:13,772 --> 00:34:15,607
- Our homes are very deluxe,
- 506
- 00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:19,151
- and you would love them,
- Councilwoman.
- 507
- 00:34:19,152 --> 00:34:21,779
- People aren't interested
- in living in the Arctic.
- 508
- 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,155
- Know how I know?
- 509
- 00:34:23,156 --> 00:34:25,324
- Because that graph shows
- you're currently
- 510
- 00:34:25,325 --> 00:34:27,286
- at a 3% approval rating.
- 511
- 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:31,290
- Until that number
- gets above 85%...
- 512
- 00:34:31,832 --> 00:34:33,166
- not approved.
- 513
- 00:34:39,718 --> 00:34:40,928
- Hi, everyone.
- 514
- 00:34:42,096 --> 00:34:44,098
- Sign in and wait over there, Travolta.
- 515
- 00:34:49,144 --> 00:34:52,314
- Hey, guys. Toilet's right there.
- Help yourselves.
- 516
- 00:35:05,911 --> 00:35:06,911
- Whatever.
- 517
- 00:35:15,631 --> 00:35:16,714
- Oh, yeah.
- 518
- 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,467
- Looks like we're real close
- to approval, Vera.
- 519
- 00:35:19,468 --> 00:35:20,593
- Great work.
- 520
- 00:35:20,594 --> 00:35:22,720
- We need to get to 85%,
- and we're at what,
- 521
- 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,013
- 2.8'?
- 522
- 00:35:24,014 --> 00:35:25,640
- Vera, where is my bear?
- 523
- 00:35:25,641 --> 00:35:27,683
- Mr. Greene, I've got bear actors
- from Broadway
- 524
- 00:35:27,684 --> 00:35:29,602
- and the big screen
- coming right now.
- 525
- 00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:31,813
- Well, I hope so.
- Because if you fail,
- 526
- 00:35:31,814 --> 00:35:33,606
- you can kiss
- your daughter's chances
- 527
- 00:35:33,607 --> 00:35:35,149
- of getting into
- my alma mater goodbye.
- 528
- 00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,818
- Know what else
- you can kiss goodbye?
- 529
- 00:35:36,819 --> 00:35:37,902
- YO' job!
- 530
- 00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,570
- 'Cause I promise you, it will vanish,
- 531
- 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,989
- just like those condos we built
- in the Bermuda Triangle.
- 532
- 00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:45,201
- Mr. Greene, I have
- the investors on Skype for you.
- 533
- 00:35:45,202 --> 00:35:48,621
- Oh, great.
- The Arctic condo investors.
- 534
- 00:35:48,622 --> 00:35:50,707
- And no approval for Arctic condos!
- 535
- 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:58,589
- Thank you all for coming.
- Okay, we're looking for real.
- 536
- 00:35:58,590 --> 00:35:59,591
- Let me have it!
- 537
- 00:36:04,179 --> 00:36:06,514
- Okay, I'm not quite getting
- "King of the Arctic."
- 538
- 00:36:06,515 --> 00:36:08,851
- it's more like
- "Queen of the Prom."
- 539
- 00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:12,478
- Bear, bear, bear, bear.
- 540
- 00:36:12,479 --> 00:36:15,649
- I need real.
- I need something to save my...
- 541
- 00:36:29,548 --> 00:36:30,923
- You, come with me.
- 542
- 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:32,633
- Only if I can bring my lemmings.
- 543
- 00:36:32,634 --> 00:36:34,261
- We're with the same agency.
- 544
- 00:36:34,428 --> 00:36:37,306
- Cute. And very marketable.
- Bring 'em.
- 545
- 00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:49,651
- Mr. Greene,
- meet Norm of the North.
- 546
- 00:36:58,043 --> 00:36:59,627
- Yeah, he's pretty.
- 547
- 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:01,546
- And I feel scared.
- Ooh, ah.
- 548
- 00:37:01,547 --> 00:37:03,673
- But can Norma play
- "King of the Arctic"?
- 549
- 00:37:03,674 --> 00:37:05,009
- It's Norm.
- 550
- 00:37:06,552 --> 00:37:08,177
- Aah! Help!
- 551
- 00:37:08,178 --> 00:37:09,387
- Help! I'm being mugged!
- 552
- 00:37:09,388 --> 00:37:10,972
- Just take the watch,
- take my wallet.
- 553
- 00:37:10,973 --> 00:37:12,890
- Just don't touch my ponytail.
- That's where...
- 554
- 00:37:12,891 --> 00:37:14,767
- That's where I keep all my powers.
- 555
- 00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:16,561
- Aah! Vera, Vera!
- 556
- 00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:19,231
- Throw me my Mace!
- And my wet wipes!
- 557
- 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:24,277
- Sorry, Mr. Greene.
- I was just, uh, keepin' it real.
- 558
- 00:37:24,278 --> 00:37:27,613
- You know, trying to use the Arctic
- to sell the Arctic, you know.
- 559
- 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:30,366
- Norm is just a consummate actor.
- He certainly looks the part.
- 560
- 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:33,162
- And he even brought
- Arctic lemmings.
- 561
- 00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:40,960
- Janet! The rats are back!
- Call pest control,
- 562
- 00:37:40,961 --> 00:37:43,005
- because the fire department
- doesn't show up on time!
- 563
- 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:52,473
- Om... Gonna die.
- 564
- 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,599
- Mr. Greene,
- you said authentic sells,
- 565
- 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,226
- and no one does authentic better
- than Norm of the North.
- 566
- 00:37:57,227 --> 00:37:58,895
- Well, he's too authentic.
- 567
- 00:37:58,896 --> 00:38:00,938
- I mean, we need a bear
- that is happy,
- 568
- 00:38:00,939 --> 00:38:03,066
- that makes people
- feel warm and safe.
- 569
- 00:38:03,067 --> 00:38:05,068
- You know, fake!
- 570
- 00:38:05,069 --> 00:38:07,278
- You're fired, Norm.
- Get out of my office.
- 571
- 00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:09,072
- - Om...
- - You want happy bear?
- 572
- 00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:11,283
- You got happy bear.
- 573
- 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,120
- ♪ Let me speak free ♪
- 574
- 00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:19,540
- ♪ Be who you wanna be,
- stand up and shout ♪
- 575
- 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,792
- ♪ Shout it out... ♪
- 576
- 00:38:20,793 --> 00:38:23,211
- Yeah! This is great.
- 577
- 00:38:23,212 --> 00:38:25,172
- Add three more dancers
- and we got a boy band.
- 578
- 00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:28,216
- ♪ Let your crazy out,
- shout it, shout it ♪
- 579
- 00:38:28,217 --> 00:38:30,426
- ♪ Shout it out loud I'
- 580
- 00:38:30,427 --> 00:38:32,554
- ♪ Do it, do it, do it right now... ♪
- 581
- 00:38:34,223 --> 00:38:37,059
- Norm, I take it back.
- You're hired.
- 582
- 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:39,895
- Vera, take our newest star
- out to lunch.
- 583
- 00:38:40,145 --> 00:38:43,064
- Come on, Norm. We'll go
- to Kozawa Sushi just upstairs.
- 584
- 00:38:43,065 --> 00:38:44,941
- It's the freshest fish in town.
- 585
- 00:38:44,942 --> 00:38:47,026
- Kozawa's pricey.
- 586
- 00:38:47,027 --> 00:38:50,363
- Uh, okay... Vera,
- can you come here for a second?
- 587
- 00:38:50,364 --> 00:38:53,116
- Just no lobster, Kobe,
- or tipping, okay?
- 588
- 00:38:53,117 --> 00:38:55,034
- By the way, Norm,
- if you like mixed drinks,
- 589
- 00:38:55,035 --> 00:38:58,038
- you must try the flat
- and sparkling water.
- 590
- 00:39:00,457 --> 00:39:03,000
- That actor actually smells like a bear.
- 591
- 00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:04,920
- I haven't smelled anything
- that foul since...
- 592
- 00:39:05,754 --> 00:39:07,798
- Wait a minute.
- 593
- 00:39:28,193 --> 00:39:29,278
- Has he spoken again?
- 594
- 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:34,700
- Uh, nope.
- 595
- 00:39:36,076 --> 00:39:38,619
- Something felt a little too real
- with that bear.
- 596
- 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:42,039
- The only thing that looks like a bear,
- sounds like a bear,
- 597
- 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,292
- and smells as bad as a bear
- 598
- 00:39:44,293 --> 00:39:45,878
- is a bear.
- 599
- 00:39:46,879 --> 00:39:48,546
- I knew it!
- 600
- 00:39:48,547 --> 00:39:50,465
- You think you're real slick,
- don't you, old bear?
- 601
- 00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:53,260
- You thought you could send one of
- your bear operatives to take me out?
- 602
- 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,180
- Snap!
- 603
- 00:39:57,598 --> 00:39:59,140
- Well, I got news for you, Gramps.
- 604
- 00:39:59,141 --> 00:40:01,559
- - No way I'm goin' down that easy.
- 605
- 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,729
- Norm of the North is finished.
- 606
- 00:40:04,104 --> 00:40:05,981
- I've got a bear assassin to get rid of.
- 607
- 00:40:06,857 --> 00:40:08,192
- Norm'?
- 608
- 00:40:26,001 --> 00:40:28,378
- He's an actor.
- Never takes off his costume.
- 609
- 00:40:39,598 --> 00:40:41,099
- Are you okay?
- 610
- 00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:44,728
- I'm fine. I usually sit on the ground
- at home anyway.
- 611
- 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,983
- Um... for an entrée,
- you want to do chef's choice.
- 612
- 00:40:50,984 --> 00:40:53,027
- He can always read
- what his guests want.
- 613
- 00:40:53,028 --> 00:40:54,820
- Sure.
- 614
- 00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:56,364
- This should be interesting.
- 615
- 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:57,949
- Sorry we couldn't bring
- the lemmings.
- 616
- 00:40:57,950 --> 00:40:59,492
- A little health code thing.
- 617
- 00:40:59,493 --> 00:41:02,204
- Do you think they're okay
- down in the office by themselves?
- 618
- 00:41:02,746 --> 00:41:05,998
- Uh, I needed this.
- You have no idea.
- 619
- 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:07,708
- This day has been something else.
- 620
- 00:41:07,709 --> 00:41:09,794
- Both the bridge and the tunnel
- were closed this morning
- 621
- 00:41:09,795 --> 00:41:11,921
- so traffic was a nightmare,
- 622
- 00:41:11,922 --> 00:41:14,633
- and Tony was yellin' at me
- like it was my fault or something.
- 623
- 00:41:15,676 --> 00:41:17,426
- He's just mad because he's short.
- 624
- 00:41:17,427 --> 00:41:18,428
- No offense.
- 625
- 00:41:19,179 --> 00:41:21,472
- So, um...
- Greene Homes up in the Arctic?
- 626
- 00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:25,142
- Crazy, huh? I'll take you to see
- an exact mock-up of one.
- 627
- 00:41:25,143 --> 00:41:27,270
- It's actually a few floors
- down from our offices.
- 628
- 00:41:27,271 --> 00:41:29,982
- You'll see, they practically
- sell themselves.
- 629
- 00:41:31,108 --> 00:41:32,317
- If that's even a good thing.
- 630
- 00:41:32,776 --> 00:41:33,859
- What's... what's that'?
- 631
- 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:37,321
- Nothing, nothing. Just, after having
- been up in the Arctic myself
- 632
- 00:41:37,322 --> 00:41:39,448
- and seeing how beautiful it is,
- 633
- 00:41:39,449 --> 00:41:41,785
- I wonder if it's even good
- to have houses up there.
- 634
- 00:41:42,786 --> 00:41:44,787
- That sounds silly, doesn't it?
- 635
- 00:41:44,788 --> 00:41:47,624
- Not at all.
- I know exactly what you mean.
- 636
- 00:41:49,251 --> 00:41:51,545
- Oh, I gotta take this.
- It's my daughter.
- 637
- 00:41:52,254 --> 00:41:54,464
- Hi, Olympia.
- How did the tour go?
- 638
- 00:41:55,048 --> 00:41:56,757
- Are you loving the new school?
- 639
- 00:41:56,758 --> 00:41:59,802
- Well, it was just a tour,
- but I'm happy you love it.
- 640
- 00:41:59,803 --> 00:42:01,513
- I'll talk to Mr. Greene again and...
- 641
- 00:42:02,014 --> 00:42:03,849
- No.
- Okay, honey. I have to go.
- 642
- 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:06,018
- See you tonight. Love you.
- 643
- 00:42:07,102 --> 00:42:09,770
- - Mot gem' on'?
- - Yeah, sorry about that.
- 644
- 00:42:09,771 --> 00:42:13,733
- Olympia is, well, brilliant,
- but it's... complicated.
- 645
- 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:15,234
- Good schools are important.
- 646
- 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:18,905
- Yes. Really, really.
- Really important.
- 647
- 00:42:20,991 --> 00:42:22,283
- Mmm.
- 648
- 00:42:22,284 --> 00:42:26,663
- Oh, thanks, Chef Kozawa.
- That certainly looks fresh.
- 649
- 00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:35,380
- You wanna play rough?
- 650
- 00:42:36,089 --> 00:42:37,089
- Okay.
- 651
- 00:42:38,342 --> 00:42:41,594
- Don't worry, patrons,
- it's just a tranquilizer gun.
- 652
- 00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:43,847
- It's only sometimes lethal
- on humans.
- 653
- 00:42:46,683 --> 00:42:49,352
- I don't know who sent you,
- but the party's over, pal.
- 654
- 00:42:49,353 --> 00:42:51,729
- Mr. Greene, what are you doing?
- 655
- 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,690
- You smell like a wild animal, Norm.
- 656
- 00:42:54,608 --> 00:42:56,901
- Mr. Greene, just because
- I haven't bathed,
- 657
- 00:42:56,902 --> 00:42:58,194
- you're gonna shoot me?
- 658
- 00:42:58,195 --> 00:43:00,071
- Jeez, I heard New Yorkers
- could be hostile,
- 659
- 00:43:00,072 --> 00:43:01,989
- but this is a little much.
- 660
- 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:04,076
- I'm warning you!
- 661
- 00:43:21,093 --> 00:43:25,930
- Ah, is there a sharp pain
- in everyone's bottom?
- 662
- 00:43:25,931 --> 00:43:28,683
- Or is it just me?
- 663
- 00:43:28,684 --> 00:43:31,395
- Ohh, I'm feeling it.
- 664
- 00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:38,567
- Norm-san,
- you are my guest anytime.
- 665
- 00:43:38,568 --> 00:43:40,904
- - Arigato.
- - Do itashi, bro.
- 666
- 00:43:44,157 --> 00:43:45,617
- Norm of the North, everyone.
- 667
- 00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:54,000
- Where am I?
- What happened?
- 668
- 00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:57,670
- Somebody shoot that bear!
- 669
- 00:43:57,671 --> 00:43:59,338
- Mr. Greene, please, relax.
- 670
- 00:43:59,339 --> 00:44:01,383
- I think you might want to see this.
- 671
- 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:02,883
- And in other news...
- 672
- 00:44:02,884 --> 00:44:06,429
- The local news caught your outburst
- at Kozawa's today
- 673
- 00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:08,347
- and Norm's heroism.
- 674
- 00:44:08,348 --> 00:44:10,349
- Everyone's talking about Norm,
- 675
- 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:13,729
- and look at our approval ratings.
- 676
- 00:44:14,813 --> 00:44:18,608
- Oh, my goodness.
- We are rising faster than the oceans.
- 677
- 00:44:20,361 --> 00:44:22,780
- Norm, uh, buddy. I...
- 678
- 00:44:24,657 --> 00:44:27,409
- I thought he was a real bear.
- I mean, I was confused
- 679
- 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:29,912
- because he smells
- just like that other polar...
- 680
- 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:33,081
- vortex.
- 681
- 00:44:33,082 --> 00:44:37,170
- That storm brought all the smells
- of winter right to our doorsteps.
- 682
- 00:44:38,129 --> 00:44:39,630
- "Real bear," huh?
- 683
- 00:44:40,381 --> 00:44:42,340
- You know what?
- Just forget the whole thing.
- 684
- 00:44:42,341 --> 00:44:45,051
- Some guy from a cola company
- approached me at Kozawa's.
- 685
- 00:44:45,052 --> 00:44:47,095
- Said they needed a bear
- for a holiday thing.
- 686
- 00:44:47,096 --> 00:44:49,849
- Because of me,
- your ratings just jumped 20%.
- 687
- 00:44:50,475 --> 00:44:52,517
- Imagine what I could do
- for a real company.
- 688
- 00:44:52,518 --> 00:44:53,519
- Norm, wait.
- 689
- 00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,148
- If you let him walk out that door,
- we are back to square one.
- 690
- 00:44:58,149 --> 00:45:02,111
- Norm, Norm, Norm.
- Um, I am so sorry I shot at you.
- 691
- 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,362
- Hug?
- 692
- 00:45:04,822 --> 00:45:05,822
- Awkward .
- 693
- 00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:11,036
- Well, Normie has to look
- for a new job and a place to live.
- 694
- 00:45:11,037 --> 00:45:13,413
- Not all of us can afford
- a fancy Greene condo,
- 695
- 00:45:13,414 --> 00:45:16,208
- which I hear is fully furnished
- and uninhabited,
- 696
- 00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:20,463
- and I will probably
- sleep in the park alone.
- 697
- 00:45:21,057 --> 00:45:22,433
- Norm, wait.
- 698
- 00:45:24,477 --> 00:45:28,272
- Vera, he can stay...
- in the model home.
- 699
- 00:45:28,273 --> 00:45:31,151
- Ah! I am brilliant!
- 700
- 00:45:46,332 --> 00:45:48,417
- Hmm. Perfect.
- 701
- 00:45:48,418 --> 00:45:51,420
- So close to work,
- no commute and so homey.
- 702
- 00:45:51,421 --> 00:45:53,213
- Right, lemmings?
- 703
- 00:45:53,214 --> 00:45:55,132
- Hey, hey-hey-hey, careful.
- 704
- 00:45:55,133 --> 00:45:56,933
- Those are the finest
- leather hides from Italy.
- 705
- 00:45:59,637 --> 00:46:02,181
- - Are they housetrained?
- - Oh, definitely.
- 706
- 00:46:02,182 --> 00:46:04,017
- They've peed in tons of houses.
- 707
- 00:46:11,783 --> 00:46:13,492
- Well, I guess we'll settle in.
- 708
- 00:46:13,493 --> 00:46:16,162
- Okay, we'll work on getting you
- out on the campaign trail
- 709
- 00:46:16,163 --> 00:46:17,580
- for Greene Homes.
- 710
- 00:46:17,581 --> 00:46:21,333
- Get some rest, and there's a minibar
- with some food in it.
- 711
- 00:46:21,334 --> 00:46:23,794
- I'll give you a 3% discount.
- 712
- 00:46:23,795 --> 00:46:25,713
- Vera, you work on
- settin' up the marketing.
- 713
- 00:46:25,714 --> 00:46:27,132
- I'll take care of the rest.
- 714
- 00:46:31,768 --> 00:46:33,810
- Okay, boys, we gotta find Grandpa,
- 715
- 00:46:33,811 --> 00:46:35,312
- stop these condos from gettin' built
- 716
- 00:46:35,313 --> 00:46:36,438
- and get home.
- 717
- 00:46:36,439 --> 00:46:38,482
- And on top of all that,
- Mr. Greene's watching us,
- 718
- 00:46:38,483 --> 00:46:39,567
- so act natural.
- 719
- 00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:43,279
- Not that natural.
- 720
- 00:46:43,947 --> 00:46:45,197
- Okay"
- 721
- 00:46:45,198 --> 00:46:46,449
- Okay, look.
- 722
- 00:46:52,288 --> 00:46:54,414
- Okay, look, we need someone
- to provide cover
- 723
- 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:57,459
- while I go investigate that shelf
- that smelled like Grandpa.
- 724
- 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,462
- I think I know just the guy.
- 725
- 00:47:02,882 --> 00:47:06,259
- Look, all you have to do is go up there
- and pretend to be me.
- 726
- 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:08,053
- The lemmings will let you in.
- 727
- 00:47:08,054 --> 00:47:11,306
- There's plenty of salmon
- in the minibar, so help yourself.
- 728
- 00:47:11,307 --> 00:47:13,850
- Brilliant.
- Thank you, kind bear.
- 729
- 00:47:13,851 --> 00:47:16,896
- We'll leave the lights on for you.
- 730
- 00:47:18,189 --> 00:47:20,233
- Okay, it's just like an iceberg...
- 731
- 00:47:20,942 --> 00:47:24,362
- An iceberg with hundreds of witnesses
- to watch me climb.
- 732
- 00:47:31,411 --> 00:47:32,578
- Mm-hmm!
- 733
- 00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:36,708
- Whoo-hoo!
- 734
- 00:47:51,431 --> 00:47:54,266
- I just got it.
- That's our Norm, huh?
- 735
- 00:47:54,267 --> 00:47:56,811
- I'll start booking talk shows
- first thing in the morning.
- 736
- 00:48:31,304 --> 00:48:34,014
- I have Councilwoman Klubeck
- ready for the call.
- 737
- 00:48:34,015 --> 00:48:36,600
- Janet, you're the best
- at being the worst.
- 738
- 00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:38,185
- Knock next time.
- 739
- 00:48:38,186 --> 00:48:39,645
- Whatever.
- 740
- 00:48:45,109 --> 00:48:48,320
- You just woke me up,
- so this better be good.
- 741
- 00:48:48,321 --> 00:48:50,405
- Sorry to wake you,
- but I found an actor
- 742
- 00:48:50,406 --> 00:48:52,365
- who plays a polar bear perfectly.
- 743
- 00:48:52,366 --> 00:48:53,742
- He even smells like a bear.
- 744
- 00:48:53,743 --> 00:48:56,495
- The public will fall for him for sure.
- 745
- 00:48:56,496 --> 00:48:58,747
- Smart. They'll love him,
- 746
- 00:48:58,748 --> 00:49:01,750
- especially all those extra tourists
- we let in the Arctic.
- 747
- 00:49:01,751 --> 00:49:03,419
- Just for you, Greene.
- 748
- 00:49:04,253 --> 00:49:06,963
- On that note, the floor plans
- for your condo in the Bahamas
- 749
- 00:49:06,964 --> 00:49:08,132
- are already on the way.
- 750
- 00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:11,635
- It's so gigantic
- it's bigger than my ego.
- 751
- 00:49:11,636 --> 00:49:13,136
- And we got those deluxe
- showerheads...
- 752
- 00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:15,305
- Oh, it'll wash that guilt right off.
- 753
- 00:49:15,306 --> 00:49:17,182
- I don't have any guilt.
- 754
- 00:49:17,183 --> 00:49:21,019
- You want 10 miles of ice,
- we still have five million more.
- 755
- 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:22,687
- Just get the people
- behind this.
- 756
- 00:49:22,688 --> 00:49:24,774
- I need that to push this through.
- 757
- 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:28,528
- Well done, Greene. As usual.
- 758
- 00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:18,161
- That smells like my grandpa.
- 759
- 00:50:22,999 --> 00:50:24,082
- Okay, think.
- 760
- 00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:26,293
- If you were a slightly creepy,
- one-note villain,
- 761
- 00:50:26,294 --> 00:50:27,920
- where would you keep stuff hidden?
- 762
- 00:50:41,058 --> 00:50:44,144
- Right. This guy's got
- security cameras everywhere.
- 763
- 00:50:44,145 --> 00:50:45,353
- I'll be too obvious.
- 764
- 00:50:45,354 --> 00:50:47,272
- You guys go check it out first.
- 765
- 00:50:47,273 --> 00:50:48,565
- If Grandpa's actually in there,
- 766
- 00:50:48,566 --> 00:50:51,152
- tell him Norm has come
- to the rescue.
- 767
- 00:50:57,658 --> 00:50:59,538
- If you guys had bones,
- I'd be worried about you.
- 768
- 00:51:02,121 --> 00:51:03,873
- ...can't you see I'm busy?
- 769
- 00:51:19,513 --> 00:51:21,432
- Lemmings!
- Is Norm with you?
- 770
- 00:51:49,961 --> 00:51:51,503
- So he was down there'?
- 771
- 00:51:51,504 --> 00:51:53,631
- Well, we need to get him out
- right now.
- 772
- 00:51:55,549 --> 00:51:57,885
- Grandpa says it'll blow my cover
- if I break him out?
- 773
- 00:51:59,136 --> 00:52:00,595
- He wants me to build an ark'?
- 774
- 00:52:00,596 --> 00:52:02,347
- Oh, no, no.
- 775
- 00:52:02,348 --> 00:52:05,517
- He wants me to focus on the Arctic,
- saving the Arctic.
- 776
- 00:52:05,518 --> 00:52:07,269
- I got it. It all makes sense.
- 777
- 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:10,313
- I'll save the Arctic first,
- and then I'll save Grandpa.
- 778
- 00:52:10,314 --> 00:52:12,942
- And then, if I have time,
- I'll build an ark.
- 779
- 00:52:21,784 --> 00:52:23,286
- Makeup!
- 780
- 00:52:29,709 --> 00:52:32,836
- Hey, Norm. Norm,
- this is my daughter, Olympia.
- 781
- 00:52:32,837 --> 00:52:35,381
- Olympia, this is the great actor
- I was telling you about.
- 782
- 00:52:38,592 --> 00:52:39,968
- Great to meet you, Norm.
- 783
- 00:52:39,969 --> 00:52:42,179
- Quite a costume you found yourself.
- 784
- 00:52:42,596 --> 00:52:45,807
- Yes, hi, Mr. Greene.
- Sorry I didn't pick up before.
- 785
- 00:52:45,808 --> 00:52:48,810
- Your mom is very good
- at her job, Olympia.
- 786
- 00:52:48,811 --> 00:52:50,186
- You must be proud.
- 787
- 00:52:50,187 --> 00:52:51,271
- I know.
- 788
- 00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:53,481
- Sometimes I wish she wasn't
- so good at her job,
- 789
- 00:52:53,482 --> 00:52:56,484
- if it meant she got to spend
- more time with me.
- 790
- 00:52:56,485 --> 00:52:58,653
- - Oh! You have lemmings.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 791
- 00:52:58,654 --> 00:53:00,655
- The smallest animals
- in the Arctic.
- 792
- 00:53:00,656 --> 00:53:01,991
- Can I?
- 793
- 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:09,540
- They're very instinctive.
- They know a good person.
- 794
- 00:53:15,755 --> 00:53:17,589
- Hmm, so let's see.
- 795
- 00:53:17,590 --> 00:53:21,301
- You're approximately 500 kilograms,
- 796
- 00:53:21,302 --> 00:53:23,261
- exact skull and nose proportions.
- 797
- 00:53:23,262 --> 00:53:25,055
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- 798
- 00:53:25,056 --> 00:53:27,015
- I only weigh 194 pounds,
- 799
- 00:53:27,016 --> 00:53:28,767
- just like the average American male.
- 800
- 00:53:28,768 --> 00:53:31,395
- Please, I know exactly
- what you're doing, Norm.
- 801
- 00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:35,690
- You're saving the Arctic, your home.
- 802
- 00:53:35,691 --> 00:53:38,068
- So I'm thinking,
- maybe we can work together.
- 803
- 00:53:38,069 --> 00:53:40,570
- And you can save my home
- in the process.
- 804
- 00:53:40,571 --> 00:53:42,530
- Like you and me. I tell ya!
- 805
- 00:53:42,531 --> 00:53:43,699
- There's nothing to...
- 806
- 00:53:43,991 --> 00:53:47,118
- Be honest.
- What's your plan here?
- 807
- 00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:50,580
- Well, Mr. Greene wants
- to use me to sell the Arctic,
- 808
- 00:53:50,581 --> 00:53:52,457
- and I'm gonna use the Arctic
- to save it.
- 809
- 00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:55,085
- Exactly.
- You have to rally the public
- 810
- 00:53:55,086 --> 00:53:57,003
- so that they love you,
- wait for your moment
- 811
- 00:53:57,004 --> 00:53:59,005
- and turn them against Greene.
- 812
- 00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:01,383
- Use his own plan to defeat him.
- 813
- 00:54:01,384 --> 00:54:05,261
- But the key is to make sure
- you time your moment just right,
- 814
- 00:54:05,262 --> 00:54:07,306
- when the public
- loves you the most.
- 815
- 00:54:07,973 --> 00:54:09,307
- The approval rating!
- 816
- 00:54:09,308 --> 00:54:12,018
- I'll get it as high as possible,
- and then I'll strike.
- 817
- 00:54:12,019 --> 00:54:14,354
- Olympia, you really are a genius.
- 818
- 00:54:14,355 --> 00:54:16,857
- My mom's not the only one
- who studied marketing.
- 819
- 00:54:20,361 --> 00:54:22,320
- So ladies and gentlemen,
- 820
- 00:54:22,321 --> 00:54:23,988
- we have an unusual guest today
- 821
- 00:54:23,989 --> 00:54:26,991
- who is here to tell us about
- his home, the Arctic,
- 822
- 00:54:26,992 --> 00:54:29,619
- and how you can make it
- your home, too.
- 823
- 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:34,041
- Without further ado,
- Norm of the North!
- 824
- 00:54:45,803 --> 00:54:51,182
- Whoo! So, Norm, you're here
- for a very special mission.
- 825
- 00:54:51,183 --> 00:54:52,934
- Would you like to tell us
- what it is?
- 826
- 00:54:52,935 --> 00:54:56,479
- Uh, um... l... I, uh...
- 827
- 00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,233
- Ladies and gentlemen, I think our
- furry friend's a little nervous.
- 828
- 00:55:00,234 --> 00:55:02,068
- Well, let's loosen him up
- 829
- 00:55:02,069 --> 00:55:05,656
- with a clip of some
- of his most recent heroics.
- 830
- 00:55:07,741 --> 00:55:10,035
- I'm warning you.
- 831
- 00:55:20,087 --> 00:55:22,046
- You know, if we're not helping each other,
- 832
- 00:55:22,047 --> 00:55:24,090
- I mean, what are we here for,
- you know?
- 833
- 00:55:24,091 --> 00:55:25,800
- Aww...
- 834
- 00:55:25,801 --> 00:55:28,178
- "What are we here for?"
- We're here to sell condos!
- 835
- 00:55:28,179 --> 00:55:30,014
- Talk about Greene Homes!
- 836
- 00:55:30,473 --> 00:55:31,473
- What a jerk.
- 837
- 00:55:31,765 --> 00:55:36,228
- What can I say?
- Norm, the public loves you.
- 838
- 00:55:38,147 --> 00:55:42,233
- Hey, Tamecia. What do you say
- we take this party to a bigger stage?
- 839
- 00:55:42,234 --> 00:55:45,445
- ♪ Just keep your eyes on me, I said,
- "You're holding back" ♪
- 840
- 00:55:45,446 --> 00:55:47,989
- ♪ She said,
- "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪
- 841
- 00:55:47,990 --> 00:55:50,950
- ♪ This woman is my destiny ♪
- 842
- 00:55:50,951 --> 00:55:54,662
- ♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
- shut up and dance!" ♪
- 843
- 00:55:54,663 --> 00:55:58,708
- ♪ Don't you dare look back,
- just keep your eyes on me ♪
- 844
- 00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:00,418
- ♪ I said,
- "You're holding back" ♪
- 845
- 00:56:00,419 --> 00:56:03,254
- ♪ She said,
- "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪
- 846
- 00:56:03,255 --> 00:56:07,050
- ♪ This woman is my destiny,
- she said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo"... ♪
- 847
- 00:56:07,051 --> 00:56:08,885
- - Now?
- - No. Not yet.
- 848
- 00:56:08,886 --> 00:56:11,764
- ♪ "Shut up and dance with me!"
- Oh, come on girl! ♪
- 849
- 00:56:27,446 --> 00:56:30,907
- ♪ Don't you dare look back,
- just keep your eyes on me ♪
- 850
- 00:56:30,908 --> 00:56:32,450
- ♪ I said,
- "You're holding back" ♪
- 851
- 00:56:32,451 --> 00:56:35,370
- ♪ She said,
- "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪
- 852
- 00:56:35,371 --> 00:56:38,122
- ♪ This woman is my destiny ♪
- 853
- 00:56:38,123 --> 00:56:42,753
- ♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
- shut up and dance with me!" ♪
- 854
- 00:56:46,215 --> 00:56:50,134
- ♪ "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
- shut up and dance with me!" ♪
- 855
- 00:56:50,135 --> 00:56:52,595
- Norm! Norm! Norm!
- 856
- 00:56:52,596 --> 00:56:54,889
- 85%!
- 857
- 00:56:54,890 --> 00:56:57,100
- Look at Norm! He's famous!
- 858
- 00:56:57,101 --> 00:57:00,645
- Norm's fame has helped our cause,
- but it isn't enough, Greene.
- 859
- 00:57:00,646 --> 00:57:04,023
- I can't get this through
- until Norm publicly says,
- 860
- 00:57:04,024 --> 00:57:07,402
- "Norm of the North supports
- Greene Homes in the Arctic."
- 861
- 00:57:07,403 --> 00:57:09,613
- Make sure he does it
- or you're done.
- 862
- 00:57:22,543 --> 00:57:24,544
- This is it, Norm. You did it.
- 863
- 00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,422
- The public loves you.
- And you know what that means?
- 864
- 00:57:27,423 --> 00:57:30,175
- You're right, Olympia.
- It's time to save our homes.
- 865
- 00:57:57,161 --> 00:57:59,162
- How long can it take
- to get into a costume?
- 866
- 00:57:59,163 --> 00:58:00,748
- I don't think he liked the outfit.
- 867
- 00:58:01,123 --> 00:58:02,666
- Norm, can you please come out?
- 868
- 00:58:07,463 --> 00:58:08,547
- I think I just did.
- 869
- 00:58:20,976 --> 00:58:23,395
- Okay, lemmings.
- We got one shot at this.
- 870
- 00:58:23,854 --> 00:58:27,566
- It's showtime. We do this,
- and then we go get Grandpa.
- 871
- 00:58:31,195 --> 00:58:34,530
- ♪ Get up and show a little attitude ♪
- 872
- 00:58:34,531 --> 00:58:37,408
- ♪ Beats bangin', feel the bass ♪
- 873
- 00:58:37,409 --> 00:58:40,662
- ♪ Just turn around
- and shake, shake, shake ♪
- 874
- 00:58:40,663 --> 00:58:42,664
- ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
- 875
- 00:58:42,665 --> 00:58:46,292
- ♪ Out of control,
- you're out of control ♪
- 876
- 00:58:46,293 --> 00:58:50,172
- ♪ Dance, dance, dance,
- just let... ♪
- 877
- 00:58:56,595 --> 00:58:57,638
- Yay, Norm!
- 878
- 00:59:01,850 --> 00:59:03,017
- So someone somewhere
- 879
- 00:59:03,018 --> 00:59:05,436
- thought it was a good idea
- to build in the Arctic.
- 880
- 00:59:05,437 --> 00:59:08,774
- That someone is our "friend,"
- Mr. Greene.
- 881
- 00:59:09,733 --> 00:59:11,776
- I just wanted to let you
- all know the truth
- 882
- 00:59:11,777 --> 00:59:13,529
- about what this would mean
- for my home.
- 883
- 00:59:17,199 --> 00:59:23,205
- Norm of the North supports
- Greene Homes in the Arctic.
- 884
- 00:59:32,881 --> 00:59:36,009
- Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!
- 885
- 00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:48,688
- Ha ha! Norm, we did it.
- 886
- 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:49,981
- I'm on with my architect.
- 887
- 00:59:49,982 --> 00:59:52,818
- We're figuring out where to put
- the first Arctic frozen yogurt shop.
- 888
- 00:59:53,819 --> 00:59:57,572
- Your announcement
- has been reposted a million times!
- 889
- 00:59:57,573 --> 01:00:00,742
- No, your announcement
- was reposted a million times.
- 890
- 01:00:00,743 --> 01:00:02,577
- I had something I needed to say.
- 891
- 01:00:02,578 --> 01:00:04,078
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 892
- 01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:06,789
- Four homes pre-sold,
- and already built.
- 893
- 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:08,875
- Mr. Greene, you can't sell the homes yet.
- 894
- 01:00:08,876 --> 01:00:11,461
- We don't have approval
- from the Council. it's illegal.
- 895
- 01:00:11,462 --> 01:00:15,799
- Aw, I'm wittle Vee-wa.
- I'm scared of po-weece.
- 896
- 01:00:16,925 --> 01:00:19,761
- Guess what, toots.
- I'm above the law.
- 897
- 01:00:19,762 --> 01:00:23,807
- Welcome to the cold, hard world
- of "big bidness."
- 898
- 01:00:24,266 --> 01:00:25,893
- You sound just like the investors.
- 899
- 01:00:26,852 --> 01:00:29,687
- "Uh, duh, it has to be done
- correctly, Greene,
- 900
- 01:00:29,688 --> 01:00:31,148
- with integrity."
- 901
- 01:00:31,482 --> 01:00:34,066
- Please. Wake up and smell the profits.
- 902
- 01:00:34,067 --> 01:00:36,778
- Not to mention that after
- Norm of the North's announcement today,
- 903
- 01:00:36,779 --> 01:00:38,822
- approval is a guarantee.
- 904
- 01:00:42,122 --> 01:00:44,499
- Norm, come back!
- Don't be a diva.
- 905
- 01:00:54,843 --> 01:00:56,218
- Vera, get my lawyer.
- 906
- 01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:58,379
- We're gonna copyright that roar
- and make it a ringtone.
- 907
- 01:01:06,149 --> 01:01:08,108
- Hey, it's Norm of the North!
- 908
- 01:01:08,109 --> 01:01:09,152
- You're the king!
- 909
- 01:01:11,237 --> 01:01:14,615
- I'm Norm of the North,
- king of nothing.
- 910
- 01:01:14,616 --> 01:01:15,867
- I came to save my home.
- 911
- 01:01:16,826 --> 01:01:18,203
- I ended up destroying it.
- 912
- 01:01:20,038 --> 01:01:23,415
- Norm, your grandpa once told me,
- 913
- 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:26,460
- “Norm's the only bear
- that has the potential to be...
- 914
- 01:01:26,461 --> 01:01:28,463
- King of the Arctic."
- 915
- 01:01:49,025 --> 01:01:51,026
- Hey, Norm. Norm!
- 916
- 01:01:51,027 --> 01:01:52,569
- Why don't you come over for dinner?
- 917
- 01:01:52,570 --> 01:01:55,030
- I'd rather be alone right now, Vera.
- 918
- 01:01:55,031 --> 01:01:56,698
- Please, just leave me be.
- 919
- 01:01:56,699 --> 01:01:59,785
- Norm, why are you so down?
- You were great!
- 920
- 01:01:59,786 --> 01:02:02,413
- The campaign was a success.
- 921
- 01:02:02,414 --> 01:02:04,123
- Everyone loves you.
- 922
- 01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:05,124
- Don't you get it, Vera?
- 923
- 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:09,002
- Because of me,
- Mr. Greene is gonna destroy my home.
- 924
- 01:02:09,003 --> 01:02:12,423
- I think you're taking this polar bear act
- a little too far, Norm.
- 925
- 01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:15,051
- Come on. Olympia would love it
- if you came over.
- 926
- 01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:19,305
- Olympia...?
- Dinner with a genius? Mm, I'm in.
- 927
- 01:02:22,767 --> 01:02:24,852
- You wouldn't happen to know where
- I can get some ice water, huh?
- 928
- 01:02:24,853 --> 01:02:27,480
- You know, so I can freshen up a little bit?
- For dinner.
- 929
- 01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:38,449
- Ooh. You okay?
- 930
- 01:02:51,212 --> 01:02:52,338
- Ah!
- 931
- 01:02:53,423 --> 01:02:55,675
- It's humble, but it's home.
- 932
- 01:02:55,884 --> 01:02:58,469
- You should see my place.
- No furniture,
- 933
- 01:02:58,470 --> 01:03:00,070
- but I do get year-round
- air conditioning.
- 934
- 01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:05,018
- Whoo-hoo!
- 935
- 01:03:08,271 --> 01:03:09,397
- Thanks, Mrs. Soo.
- 936
- 01:03:11,149 --> 01:03:13,066
- Mommy, you're home early.
- 937
- 01:03:13,067 --> 01:03:14,568
- How was school today'?
- 938
- 01:03:14,569 --> 01:03:16,904
- Scintillating, as usual.
- 939
- 01:03:16,905 --> 01:03:19,781
- Olympia's just not really
- challenged at her current school.
- 940
- 01:03:19,782 --> 01:03:22,494
- That's why Magister Mundi
- will be so great.
- 941
- 01:03:23,411 --> 01:03:24,871
- All the students are like Olympia.
- 942
- 01:03:25,747 --> 01:03:27,998
- I actually think Olympia
- and myself are a lot alike.
- 943
- 01:03:27,999 --> 01:03:30,792
- We're both special.
- We have great gifts.
- 944
- 01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:31,793
- Two peas in a pod.
- 945
- 01:03:32,962 --> 01:03:33,962
- Besties.
- 946
- 01:03:36,716 --> 01:03:38,800
- Anyway, Mommy,
- I was researching the effects
- 947
- 01:03:38,801 --> 01:03:40,344
- of human activity in the Arctic,
- 948
- 01:03:40,345 --> 01:03:42,596
- and the research is irrefutable.
- 949
- 01:03:42,597 --> 01:03:43,680
- It will destroy the Arctic
- 950
- 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:45,767
- and possibly the rest of the Earth
- as we know it.
- 951
- 01:03:46,726 --> 01:03:49,896
- Olympia, Greene Homes will bring
- awareness to the Arctic.
- 952
- 01:03:51,272 --> 01:03:54,776
- Olympia, let's you and I go hang out
- on that comfortable-looking sofa.
- 953
- 01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:14,711
- Vera, it's official. Just got word.
- 954
- 01:04:14,712 --> 01:04:16,005
- The Polar Council is a yes!
- 955
- 01:04:16,631 --> 01:04:18,507
- Oh, okay.
- 956
- 01:04:18,508 --> 01:04:20,718
- Make the announcement tomorrow.
- Time to go public.
- 957
- 01:04:23,096 --> 01:04:25,764
- We're in. We got approval.
- 958
- 01:04:25,765 --> 01:04:28,809
- Well, don't all scream at once.
- 959
- 01:04:28,810 --> 01:04:31,979
- It's not over yet, Norm.
- You can still do something.
- 960
- 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:34,439
- Shake it up.
- Hit Mr. Greene where it hurts,
- 961
- 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,608
- his wallet.
- 962
- 01:04:37,527 --> 01:04:39,988
- Where do you think
- the investors are right now?
- 963
- 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,495
- Ha ha. Great job, everyone.
- Great job.
- 964
- 01:04:47,745 --> 01:04:49,080
- It was amazing.
- 965
- 01:04:58,506 --> 01:04:59,506
- Oh, thanks, guys!
- 966
- 01:05:00,675 --> 01:05:04,511
- I've got to get Pablo and the investors
- to uninvest in Greene.
- 967
- 01:05:04,512 --> 01:05:05,763
- - Norm!
- - Norm!
- 968
- 01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:11,810
- Aah!
- 969
- 01:05:21,487 --> 01:05:22,487
- Whoa!
- 970
- 01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:40,047
- Hi, guys. I'm sorry for just
- dropping in on you like this, but...
- 971
- 01:05:40,048 --> 01:05:42,799
- - Whoa! You're a real bear?
- - Uh-huh.
- 972
- 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,426
- Who can speak?
- 973
- 01:05:44,427 --> 01:05:45,927
- Yeah, who would have thought?
- 974
- 01:05:45,928 --> 01:05:48,889
- But I need to come clean
- about who I really am
- 975
- 01:05:48,890 --> 01:05:50,432
- and what I'm really doing here.
- 976
- 01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:52,809
- We know exactly who you are.
- 977
- 01:05:52,810 --> 01:05:54,645
- You're Norm of the North.
- 978
- 01:05:54,646 --> 01:05:58,899
- I am Pablo, and this is
- my investment group. Ha ha.
- 979
- 01:05:58,900 --> 01:06:02,194
- Pablo, building in the Arctic
- will destroy my home.
- 980
- 01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:03,528
- That's where I live.
- 981
- 01:06:03,529 --> 01:06:05,489
- But the Polar Council, well...
- 982
- 01:06:05,490 --> 01:06:07,366
- they are very aware of the impact.
- 983
- 01:06:07,367 --> 01:06:08,910
- You mean this council?
- 984
- 01:06:09,911 --> 01:06:12,621
- On that note, the floor plans
- for your condo in the Bahamas
- 985
- 01:06:12,622 --> 01:06:13,997
- are already on the way.
- 986
- 01:06:13,998 --> 01:06:15,666
- And we got those deluxe
- showerheads,
- 987
- 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:18,252
- oh, it'll wash that guilt right off.
- 988
- 01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:20,295
- How did you get this?
- 989
- 01:06:20,296 --> 01:06:22,631
- I had some very small hairy associates
- 990
- 01:06:22,632 --> 01:06:24,258
- relieve Mr. Greene of his flash drive.
- 991
- 01:06:28,930 --> 01:06:30,472
- You're corrupt!
- 992
- 01:06:30,473 --> 01:06:33,058
- You took our money
- under false pretense,
- 993
- 01:06:33,059 --> 01:06:36,187
- and you're as fake
- as that ponytail clip-on.
- 994
- 01:06:41,192 --> 01:06:44,277
- It doesn't matter if I'm corrupt,
- because a deal's a deal.
- 995
- 01:06:44,278 --> 01:06:45,946
- The first four homes are built,
- 996
- 01:06:45,947 --> 01:06:47,739
- and once they land in the Arctic,
- 997
- 01:06:47,740 --> 01:06:50,284
- you're contractually obligated
- to fund the rest.
- 998
- 01:06:52,453 --> 01:06:55,080
- If I know Greene,
- 999
- 01:06:55,081 --> 01:06:58,166
- he'll have the homes transported tonight.
- 1000
- 01:06:58,167 --> 01:07:00,419
- Yeah, and if I know Mr. Greene,
- he'll dispose of anything
- 1001
- 01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:01,796
- that reminds him of the Arctic.
- 1002
- 01:07:03,756 --> 01:07:07,467
- You promise to take care
- of Vera and Olympia?
- 1003
- 01:07:07,468 --> 01:07:09,344
- I never got a chance
- to say goodbye.
- 1004
- 01:07:09,345 --> 01:07:11,805
- Norm, you have my word.
- 1005
- 01:07:11,806 --> 01:07:13,433
- Now get me out of this deal.
- 1006
- 01:07:20,148 --> 01:07:22,274
- We need to get the homes
- down to the river.
- 1007
- 01:07:22,275 --> 01:07:23,275
- That old bear'? No!
- 1008
- 01:07:23,526 --> 01:07:25,987
- We need to get rid of him
- before he can cause any trouble.
- 1009
- 01:07:26,821 --> 01:07:29,991
- Commence
- "Operation Kill That Bear."
- 1010
- 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,544
- Just as Pablo predicted.
- 1011
- 01:07:44,547 --> 01:07:45,882
- And just like I predicted.
- 1012
- 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,135
- I bet Grandpa is in that last one.
- 1013
- 01:07:52,597 --> 01:07:54,015
- Whoa!
- 1014
- 01:07:55,558 --> 01:07:56,893
- Ow!
- 1015
- 01:08:13,284 --> 01:08:14,327
- Grandpa!
- 1016
- 01:08:17,872 --> 01:08:18,872
- Where'd he go?
- 1017
- 01:08:28,466 --> 01:08:30,301
- - Norm!
- - Grandpa!
- 1018
- 01:08:30,802 --> 01:08:33,136
- Everyone back home
- thought you abandoned us,
- 1019
- 01:08:33,137 --> 01:08:35,973
- but Socrates and I always knew
- that something happened.
- 1020
- 01:08:36,516 --> 01:08:38,141
- Oh, it's good to see you.
- 1021
- 01:08:38,142 --> 01:08:40,977
- You know, sometimes
- when you stick up to The Man,
- 1022
- 01:08:40,978 --> 01:08:42,979
- you get stuck with a tranquilizer dart.
- 1023
- 01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:44,314
- Were you able to stop Greene?
- 1024
- 01:08:44,315 --> 01:08:45,233
- Not yet.
- 1025
- 01:08:45,234 --> 01:08:47,234
- The houses are being
- transported tonight.
- 1026
- 01:08:47,235 --> 01:08:50,112
- If we can stop them, maybe we can
- stop this whole operation.
- 1027
- 01:08:50,530 --> 01:08:52,323
- Then what the heck
- are you doing here?
- 1028
- 01:08:55,868 --> 01:08:58,578
- Norm, don't worry about me.
- It's your time now.
- 1029
- 01:08:58,579 --> 01:09:02,374
- Leave me. Go!
- Save the Arctic! Save our homes.
- 1030
- 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:05,086
- You are the Arctic, Grandpa.
- 1031
- 01:09:08,005 --> 01:09:10,925
- Hmm. I must have
- weakened them for you.
- 1032
- 01:09:11,509 --> 01:09:13,010
- What do you say
- we go save our home?
- 1033
- 01:09:33,781 --> 01:09:34,781
- What'?
- 1034
- 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,412
- The Arctic rats'?
- 1035
- 01:09:45,543 --> 01:09:46,586
- What'?
- 1036
- 01:09:48,087 --> 01:09:49,963
- What do you mean the bear
- broke out of the cage?
- 1037
- 01:09:49,964 --> 01:09:52,173
- It's impossible. He's like, 80.
- 1038
- 01:09:52,174 --> 01:09:53,885
- It would have taken two bears to...
- 1039
- 01:09:56,387 --> 01:09:59,139
- What'? That isn't Norm!
- 1040
- 01:09:59,140 --> 01:10:01,225
- Get the chopper
- and find two polar bears!
- 1041
- 01:10:05,396 --> 01:10:06,636
- How long until the ship leaves?
- 1042
- 01:10:07,106 --> 01:10:09,357
- I don't care
- if they're predicting a storm.
- 1043
- 01:10:09,358 --> 01:10:10,735
- Leave now!
- 1044
- 01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:14,420
- The houses are on the way to the Arctic!
- 1045
- 01:10:15,031 --> 01:10:16,157
- We gotta get to them!
- 1046
- 01:10:34,967 --> 01:10:36,676
- Where are we headed?
- 1047
- 01:10:36,677 --> 01:10:37,970
- Same place where I came in.
- 1048
- 01:10:52,151 --> 01:10:53,151
- There they are!
- 1049
- 01:10:54,278 --> 01:10:57,698
- Get ready, Grandpa.
- There's our ride home.
- 1050
- 01:11:38,406 --> 01:11:39,990
- If we don't get down there,
- 1051
- 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,784
- it's gonna be a long swim to the Arctic.
- 1052
- 01:11:53,170 --> 01:11:55,923
- Ohh. Hey!
- 1053
- 01:12:06,559 --> 01:12:08,143
- Just shoot those bears.
- 1054
- 01:12:08,144 --> 01:12:09,936
- Greene said to put them
- out of their misery
- 1055
- 01:12:09,937 --> 01:12:10,896
- and dump 'em in the ocean.
- 1056
- 01:12:10,897 --> 01:12:12,897
- Wait! Wait!
- 1057
- 01:12:12,898 --> 01:12:14,275
- You guys think we're bears?
- 1058
- 01:12:14,775 --> 01:12:16,109
- You hear that, Grandpa?
- 1059
- 01:12:16,110 --> 01:12:21,156
- Talking polar bears in Manhattan?
- Now, come on, guys.
- 1060
- 01:12:21,157 --> 01:12:23,534
- Yeah, maybe our friend
- the Easter Bunny's around here, too.
- 1061
- 01:12:24,368 --> 01:12:26,077
- Are you sure they're bears?
- 1062
- 01:12:26,078 --> 01:12:28,163
- They sound like humans to me.
- 1063
- 01:12:28,164 --> 01:12:30,708
- I didn't sign up to shoot real people.
- 1064
- 01:14:05,427 --> 01:14:07,512
- Norm, no matter what happens,
- 1065
- 01:14:07,513 --> 01:14:09,848
- just know that I'm proud of you.
- 1066
- 01:14:09,849 --> 01:14:12,183
- You've come a long way.
- 1067
- 01:14:12,184 --> 01:14:14,979
- You might think you're not a hunter,
- but you are.
- 1068
- 01:14:15,729 --> 01:14:18,690
- Your way of hunting is just
- different than everyone else.
- 1069
- 01:14:18,691 --> 01:14:22,235
- You're going to make
- a great king one day.
- 1070
- 01:14:22,236 --> 01:14:23,237
- I know it.
- 1071
- 01:14:25,281 --> 01:14:26,489
- What's wrong?
- 1072
- 01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:27,949
- We're gonna get this, Norm.
- 1073
- 01:14:27,950 --> 01:14:29,826
- No, sorry. it's not about that.
- 1074
- 01:14:29,827 --> 01:14:32,121
- L... I'm just worried.
- In saving our own home,
- 1075
- 01:14:32,997 --> 01:14:34,415
- I may have ruined someone else's.
- 1076
- 01:14:35,541 --> 01:14:37,710
- I'm just hoping
- Vera and Olympia will be okay.
- 1077
- 01:15:04,236 --> 01:15:05,696
- It's beautiful, Mom,
- 1078
- 01:15:05,946 --> 01:15:07,864
- but what will it look like
- when you and Mr. Greene
- 1079
- 01:15:07,865 --> 01:15:09,200
- build all those houses there?
- 1080
- 01:15:15,331 --> 01:15:17,624
- "Mr. Greene, I'm sorry,
- 1081
- 01:15:17,625 --> 01:15:19,667
- but I cannot help you destroy
- somebody's home
- 1082
- 01:15:19,668 --> 01:15:21,503
- in order to build houses
- no one needs.
- 1083
- 01:15:22,213 --> 01:15:23,213
- L quit."
- 1084
- 01:15:33,515 --> 01:15:36,809
- Okay, every office around the world
- is ready to feed this.
- 1085
- 01:15:36,810 --> 01:15:37,894
- Are you sure, Pablo?
- 1086
- 01:15:37,895 --> 01:15:40,439
- Yes. Send it now.
- 1087
- 01:15:49,031 --> 01:15:53,493
- We have to dislodge this barge
- so we can flip these houses.
- 1088
- 01:15:53,494 --> 01:15:56,163
- These condos must never
- reach the Arctic.
- 1089
- 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:03,128
- Buckle up, guys.
- This could get bumpy.
- 1090
- 01:16:08,759 --> 01:16:10,803
- We have to do this, now.
- 1091
- 01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:21,020
- It won't dislodge, it's too rough.
- 1092
- 01:16:21,021 --> 01:16:22,523
- The swells keep pushing it back.
- 1093
- 01:16:55,389 --> 01:16:57,433
- Welcome to the real North Shore!
- 1094
- 01:17:02,688 --> 01:17:05,774
- See you on the other side,
- whichever one we get to.
- 1095
- 01:17:06,066 --> 01:17:08,484
- But remember,
- whatever happens,
- 1096
- 01:17:08,485 --> 01:17:11,989
- a king always fights
- for his home!
- 1097
- 01:17:13,824 --> 01:17:16,285
- Come on, lemmings!
- Aah!
- 1098
- 01:18:01,789 --> 01:18:05,209
- A king always fights for his home.
- 1099
- 01:18:20,641 --> 01:18:23,936
- Lemmings! Grandpa!
- 1100
- 01:18:36,281 --> 01:18:37,698
- Talk to me.
- 1101
- 01:18:37,699 --> 01:18:40,410
- What the...
- They never got there?
- 1102
- 01:18:40,411 --> 01:18:41,620
- Then where are my condos?
- 1103
- 01:18:42,579 --> 01:18:44,872
- The bottom of the ocean?
- 1104
- 01:18:44,873 --> 01:18:46,083
- Is that some kinda joke?
- 1105
- 01:18:47,501 --> 01:18:48,961
- Two polar bears?
- 1106
- 01:18:54,633 --> 01:18:57,427
- "Greene Homes and Polar Council
- under investigations
- 1107
- 01:18:57,428 --> 01:18:58,929
- for bribery charges"?
- 1108
- 01:19:00,097 --> 01:19:02,474
- "Beloved Norm helps reveal sham"?
- 1109
- 01:19:02,808 --> 01:19:06,812
- These condos weren't
- for any of you peasants anyway.
- 1110
- 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:10,774
- They were for the one percent.
- The one percent!
- 1111
- 01:19:16,864 --> 01:19:21,034
- Huh, would you look at that?
- I'm late for yoga.
- 1112
- 01:19:21,410 --> 01:19:22,744
- Namaste, everybody.
- 1113
- 01:19:23,203 --> 01:19:24,746
- - Janet?
- - Whatever.
- 1114
- 01:19:25,664 --> 01:19:26,664
- Janet! Aah!
- 1115
- 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,584
- Help me, you peasants!
- Help me!
- 1116
- 01:19:29,585 --> 01:19:31,712
- Don't you know who I am? Huh?
- 1117
- 01:19:32,045 --> 01:19:36,048
- Rats! They're crawling on me!
- This is Italian!
- 1118
- 01:19:36,049 --> 01:19:37,593
- Aah!
- 1119
- 01:19:45,267 --> 01:19:47,311
- Look who's out of hibernation.
- 1120
- 01:19:47,728 --> 01:19:48,728
- Son.
- 1121
- 01:19:51,565 --> 01:19:54,943
- Every time I see you,
- you've fallen on your butt.
- 1122
- 01:19:55,277 --> 01:19:57,695
- I march to the beat of my own drum.
- You know that.
- 1123
- 01:19:57,696 --> 01:19:59,364
- When everyone else stands, I sit.
- 1124
- 01:19:59,781 --> 01:20:01,365
- - Ta-da!
- - Lemmings!
- 1125
- 01:20:01,366 --> 01:20:02,366
- You made it!
- 1126
- 01:20:03,035 --> 01:20:04,036
- Where's Grandpa?
- 1127
- 01:20:04,703 --> 01:20:05,703
- Did he...?
- 1128
- 01:20:06,538 --> 01:20:08,373
- We've searched everywhere, Norm.
- 1129
- 01:20:11,418 --> 01:20:12,836
- No.
- 1130
- 01:20:25,641 --> 01:20:27,391
- Norm, you saved our home.
- 1131
- 01:20:27,392 --> 01:20:29,602
- I'm sorry I didn't realize until now,
- 1132
- 01:20:29,603 --> 01:20:31,522
- but we are so proud of you.
- 1133
- 01:20:32,105 --> 01:20:34,524
- The lemmings told us
- what you've done.
- 1134
- 01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:37,151
- You used your gift
- and you risked your life
- 1135
- 01:20:37,152 --> 01:20:38,695
- to protect ours.
- 1136
- 01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:42,990
- And on behalf of all of us...
- 1137
- 01:20:42,991 --> 01:20:44,326
- thank you.
- 1138
- 01:20:49,414 --> 01:20:51,333
- Remember what we discussed?
- 1139
- 01:20:54,503 --> 01:20:56,463
- A new day dawns upon us.
- 1140
- 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:59,215
- We need a leader who feels
- for the Arctic,
- 1141
- 01:20:59,216 --> 01:21:02,636
- speaks for the Arctic,
- and always fights for our home.
- 1142
- 01:21:03,804 --> 01:21:06,222
- Norm, I crown you...
- 1143
- 01:21:06,223 --> 01:21:08,225
- Now just a New York minute.
- 1144
- 01:21:09,351 --> 01:21:11,852
- You can't do this without me.
- 1145
- 01:21:11,853 --> 01:21:12,853
- Grandpa!
- 1146
- 01:21:19,903 --> 01:21:22,071
- They all said you drowned.
- 1147
- 01:21:22,072 --> 01:21:23,699
- I was 80% sure
- you were gonna make it.
- 1148
- 01:21:26,785 --> 01:21:29,829
- Now that's what I call
- a grand entrance.
- 1149
- 01:21:29,830 --> 01:21:32,039
- The tide took me all the way
- to Greenland,
- 1150
- 01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,749
- but I hitched a ride with an orca.
- 1151
- 01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:37,546
- He said he was coming back
- to audition for Stan.
- 1152
- 01:21:39,715 --> 01:21:40,966
- You need therapy.
- 1153
- 01:21:41,133 --> 01:21:44,136
- I have an opening tomorrow afternoon.
- Book yourself in.
- 1154
- 01:21:44,428 --> 01:21:46,305
- Son, please continue.
- 1155
- 01:21:46,805 --> 01:21:49,600
- Norm, I crown you king.
- 1156
- 01:21:59,443 --> 01:22:02,029
- That's my brother! Yeah!
- 1157
- 01:22:20,005 --> 01:22:22,757
- If the clouds clear
- and the barometric pressure
- 1158
- 01:22:22,758 --> 01:22:24,842
- is just right...
- 1159
- 01:22:24,843 --> 01:22:27,511
- Wow. I see Magister Mundi
- is teaching you
- 1160
- 01:22:27,512 --> 01:22:29,931
- all these fancy new terms already.
- 1161
- 01:22:30,307 --> 01:22:33,352
- I told you I could do it on my own,
- without Greene.
- 1162
- 01:22:34,019 --> 01:22:36,300
- Aren't you liking it
- without Mr. Greene in your life, too?
- 1163
- 01:22:36,563 --> 01:22:38,690
- Pablo seems like a much better boss.
- 1164
- 01:22:39,566 --> 01:22:41,818
- Well, Norm gave me
- a great recommendation.
- 1165
- 01:22:42,694 --> 01:22:44,780
- Oh, my gosh! I can see it!
- 1166
- 01:22:44,946 --> 01:22:46,531
- I can finally see it.
- 1167
- 01:22:49,951 --> 01:22:51,328
- He even looks like Norm.
- 1168
- 01:22:52,287 --> 01:22:53,413
- I miss him, Mom.
- 1169
- 01:22:53,914 --> 01:22:56,208
- Me, too.
- But I know he made it home.
- 1170
- 01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:58,377
- I bet he has his own family now.
- 1171
- 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,400
- Isn't it pretty?
- 1172
- 01:23:24,736 --> 01:23:29,116
- Yeah. I wonder if Vera and Olympia
- can see this, too.
- 1173
- 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,077
- - Whoa!
- - They're beautiful!
- 1174
- 01:24:29,634 --> 01:24:33,137
- ♪ I will work this body,
- I will run this flesh ♪
- 1175
- 01:24:33,138 --> 01:24:37,350
- ♪ In the dead of night
- and in the morning mist, yeah! ♪
- 1176
- 01:24:39,144 --> 01:24:40,937
- ♪ Show me what you got ♪
- 1177
- 01:24:42,147 --> 01:24:44,858
- ♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪
- 1178
- 01:24:58,413 --> 01:25:00,457
- Wait for it. Wait for it...
- 1179
- 01:25:04,294 --> 01:25:05,921
- Yah! Ta-da!
- 1180
- 01:25:08,256 --> 01:25:09,758
- ♪ Show me what you got ♪
- 1181
- 01:25:11,301 --> 01:25:13,386
- ♪ Work this body on the floor ♪
- 1182
- 01:25:15,388 --> 01:25:16,681
- ♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
- 1183
- 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,810
- ♪ Come on,
- meet me on the court, yeah! ♪
- 1184
- 01:25:20,811 --> 01:25:24,355
- - ♪ Work, work ♪
- - ♪ Show me what you got ♪
- 1185
- 01:25:24,356 --> 01:25:27,692
- - ♪ Work, work ♪
- - ♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪
- 1186
- 01:25:34,574 --> 01:25:38,327
- ♪ Yeah, no time, no time,
- no time to lose ♪'
- 1187
- 01:25:38,328 --> 01:25:40,621
- ♪ You got no time, no time ♪
- 1188
- 01:25:40,622 --> 01:25:41,623
- ♪ Listen ♪
- 1189
- 01:25:42,207 --> 01:25:44,959
- ♪ Baby, baby,
- won't you take my hand? ♪
- 1190
- 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:47,962
- ♪ Don't be afraid
- to take a chance ♪
- 1191
- 01:25:47,963 --> 01:25:50,465
- ♪ Together there is nothin'
- we can't do ♪
- 1192
- 01:25:50,966 --> 01:25:53,677
- ♪ To start it up,
- get in the groove ♪'
- 1193
- 01:25:53,844 --> 01:25:59,014
- ♪ Dance, dance, dance
- out of control ♪'
- 1194
- 01:25:59,015 --> 01:26:02,393
- - ♪ You're out of control ♪
- - ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
- 1195
- 01:26:02,394 --> 01:26:05,062
- ♪ Just let it go ♪
- 1196
- 01:26:05,063 --> 01:26:09,149
- ♪ Everybody, let me speak free,
- be who you wanna be ♪
- 1197
- 01:26:09,150 --> 01:26:12,069
- - ♪' Stand up and shout ♪
- - ♪ Shout it out ♪
- 1198
- 01:26:12,070 --> 01:26:15,197
- ♪ Jump up, get down,
- move your body all around ♪
- 1199
- 01:26:15,198 --> 01:26:18,158
- - ♪ Let your crazy out ♪
- - ♪ Let your crazy... ♪
- 1200
- 01:26:18,159 --> 01:26:21,328
- ♪ Let me speak free,
- be who you wanna be ♪
- 1201
- 01:26:21,329 --> 01:26:24,164
- - ♪ Stand up and shout ♪
- - ♪ Shout it out ♪
- 1202
- 01:26:24,165 --> 01:26:27,293
- ♪ Jump up, get down,
- move your body all around ♪
- 1203
- 01:26:27,294 --> 01:26:30,588
- - ♪' Let your crazy out ♪
- - ♪ Let your crazy out ♪'
- 1204
- 01:26:30,589 --> 01:26:33,007
- ♪ Shout it, shout it,
- shout it out loud ♪'
- 1205
- 01:26:33,008 --> 01:26:35,593
- - ♪ Shout it out ♪
- - ♪ Do it, do it, do it right now ♪
- 1206
- 01:26:35,594 --> 01:26:38,596
- - ♪ Do it right now ♪
- - ♪ Push it, push it, push it on through ♪
- 1207
- 01:26:38,597 --> 01:26:42,558
- - ♪ Push it on through ♪
- - ♪ Said there's no time to lose ♪
- 1208
- 01:26:42,559 --> 01:26:44,894
- ♪ No time, no time,
- no time to lose ♪
- 1209
- 01:26:44,895 --> 01:26:48,022
- ♪ You got no time, no time,
- no time to lose ♪
- 1210
- 01:26:48,023 --> 01:26:51,401
- - ♪ You got no time ♪
- - ♪ You got no time to lose. ♪
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