Today I Injected Marijuanas

I haven't smoked weed in like 3 months so it was very enjoyable

I was imagining a lot of strange things
I had this thought that in my past life I poured syrup on your carpet and I apologize. Your past life looked exactly like you now so like, when he was 15 years old he looked exactly like you looked like when you were 15.
It took place sometime around the 1800s and I was supposed to deliver you syrup as a gift and I knock on your home. Nobody answered so I entered and accidentally dropped the syrup and all of it plopped onto your carpet.

Also my friend said "Sure thang" for an answer to my question but I thought he said "Sho fang" which I thought was a slang for "Yeah" or "Right on"
So I was like "I'm gonna use that from now on. Do you like pizza? Sho fang!!!!"