How High

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♪ Hits from the bong ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong
From the bong ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong
From the bong ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up ♪

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♪ Come along
and take a hit from the bong ♪

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♪ Put the blunt down
just for a second ♪

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♪ Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method ♪

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♪ Inhale, exhale ♪

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♪ Just got an ounce
in the mail ♪

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♪ I'd like a blunt
or a big fat cone ♪

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♪ But my double-barrel bong
is gettin’ me stoned ♪

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♪ I'm skillin'
There's water inside
Don't spill it ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong ♪

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♪ Gonna get high ♪

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♪ Hits from the bong
Gonna get high ♪

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♪ Let's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong ♪

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♪ And then take that finger
off of that hole ♪

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♪ Plug it, unplug it
Don't strain ♪

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I love you, Mary Jane

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What the fuck
is your problem?
No dishwee-saya.

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- Me bumbaclot Johnson
no workin, see?
- What?

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My raasclot true gashman
and me dick won't stay tick, see?

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I think I got somethin'
for that. Hold on.

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♪ Ain't what you want, baby ♪
Girl, wake your ass up.

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♪ But what you need, baby ♪
Damn right you ain't sleep.

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♪ Not what you want, baby ♪

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♪ It's what you need, baby♪
«Crabs.»
« Bad Breath.»

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♪ Come back with me, baby
Satisfaction guaranteed ♪
- « Limp Dick.» Ha!

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Got that dough?
Mm-hmm.

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Will this make my drill sergeant
stand at attention?

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No, but it'll make you
forget your drill sergeant
don't stand at attention.

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Blaze two,
get at me in the mornin'.
Peace!

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Yo, Silas, my brother!

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Oh, shit, Mikey.
Hell, no!

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Come on, Silas.
I need somethin'
to help me out.

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Yeah... rehab, mouthwash
and a job application.
Jeez!

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I'm startin'
to recognize things.

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That's’cause you comin' down
off a three-month crack binge.
It's called reality, son.

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Later, man.
Wait, Silas!

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You've got anything
for a head wound?

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Man, ain't nothin' wrong
with your head.

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- Aah!

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There is now.

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Fuckin' crackhead.

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- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive!
- What's up, dog?

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What's up, nigga?
What's crackin'?

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Oh, shit. You know.

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Hey, you get my message about
goin' to the Jets game?

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Yo, I wish I could, dog,
but I got this little shorty
comin' through tonight.

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I met her on the Internet...
Chickenheads.com.

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This girl is bangin'!

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Yo, we even exchanged
pictures and everything!

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Damn. This look like
your last girlfriend.

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Mm-hmm.
And did your picture
have that nasty...

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Al B. Sure pubic patch
in it, motherfucker?

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This just sprang up.
You know what I think it is?

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It's the mark of Buddha.

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And your haircut game
is fucked up.

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Girlfriend see that,
she gonna shit on you.

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This girl is different.
All she cares about
is Kevin Costner movies.

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I'm gonna let Kev
do the foreplay, right?
Mm-hmm.

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And I figured I could get
somethin' from Garden of Weeden
to make it interesting.

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Costner, huh?
Dances with Wolves.
Mm-hmm.

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Field of Dreams.
That's a corny motherfucker.

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You gonna need some strong shit
just to stay awake.

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You're feelin' me.
You're feelin' me.

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That's a four-hour move
you're makin', motherfucker.

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Whoo! What is this?

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Huh? Get up.
Dog,
you shouldn't have.

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Man, I didn't.
Get outta here with that shit.

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Let me just grab a titty.
Hell, no.

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She wouldn't even know
it was me.
To hell with that.

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Yeah. What you got for me?
Here you go,
right here: the bomb.

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Oh, yeah.
What's this right here?
Aah!

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Whoa!

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Stop touchin' stuff!
When you gonna get
funds for this shit?

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Look right there.
See that right there?

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That's a natural
aphrodisiac right there.

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Come here.
Let me show you some more shit.
Look right there.

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You see that?
Cure for blue balls.

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This ain't shit, all right?
Watch yourself.

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Yeah, well,
your shit is raggedier
than a motherfucker, okay?

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If you took
your head off these ho's
and put it in some books,

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you'd have that lab
you always talked about.

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Half those books
is filled with bullshit,

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the other half lies, all right?

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See what I'm sayin'?
I gotta give Pops his medicine.

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I'm hungrier than four dudes.

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Hey, I'm hungrier than five.

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Who is you,
and what's you doin'
in my house, Jack?

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I work for
Porkchops-O-Chunky.

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Whetheryou're black,
or a honky or in-between,
you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.

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Man, that's me!
So what's in this stuff?

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Nothin' but pork.
Wow! Right on!

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Why don'tyou
have a bowl...
There you go, man.

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Yo, you scared
to answer your call?

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Porkchops-o-Chunky
Taste real good

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Won't make your bathroom
smell funky, yeah

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You got a opportunity
to do somethin' here...

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that the drug companies
would never do:
What up? Stay up.

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Puttin' the power of healin'
in the hands of the common man.
Yeah, whatever.

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What you need to do
is concentrate on gettin'
the power of booty...

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into the hands
of your common ass,
that's what you need to do.

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Don't worry about the Ive.
I got mine comin' tonight.
Hey, Silas.

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Damn, you see
the ass on her?
Shut up, boy.

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Yo, you just remember
to take them THC's, at least
try to get into college,

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workin' in a real lab,
makin' some real money.

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Yeah, okay.
Whatever, man.
If you say so, bro.

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The world is bigger
than Staten Island, dog.

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I'm out.

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Holler at me.
I'll try to.

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What's up, ladies?
Yo, Si.

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If I got hit by a bus tomorrow,
I got your back, dog.

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If anything happened to me
while I jumped out a window...

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and my hair caught on fire,
I got your back, dog.

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If my ex came after me
with a knife and stabbed me,
I got your back!

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Man, you talk
too fuckin' much.
Peace!

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Yo, Silas!
You better take
those college exams!

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Look at Jamal.
He's a good boy, huh?

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Good boy, my ass.
Ask her why I had to cancel
my nail appointment...

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to go and pick him up
in the precinct last week.

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Momma, they lyin'.
They lyin'?

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- They found the weed on you,
didn't they?
- It wasn't mine.

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Then what is this
that I found in your bedroom?

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Hello.
Ma, it is a lamp.

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And this is where
you turn it on now.

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Excuse me?
Head.

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Now, where did I go wrong
with your ass?

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You're gonna have to take
that THC test and get
into a four-year college,

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or I'm just gonna cut you off
from this family.

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Baby, you are the first member
of this family to go to college,

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but six years
at a two-year community college
is not what I had in mind.

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Tell the truth.
Baby, I got a dream...

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that one day I can put
your college diploma...

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here under my Jesus,
who's master of this house,

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next to your brother's
prison-issued
barber certificate...

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and your sister's
weave master degree.

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Now don't disappoint me,
you weed smokin',

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three-day-wearin'
nasty ass.

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Just like your father.
Ma,

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why you always gotta
be talkin' to me like that
in front of company?

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- These bitches ain't nobody.
- Oh!

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- Now go warm me up
some Porkchops-O-Chunky.
- Is that all, Momma?

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- Wash your nasty ass.
- Is that all, Momma?

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I really don't know
what you came here for

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You the man.
Round and round we go

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Consider your bags
outside the door
What's up, baby?

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Oh, hell no!

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I didn't know
you had dreads.
And what is that?

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Brother just got extensions
put in today. They tight, huh?

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Where?
Between your eyes?

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What the hell is that?
It's the mark of Buddha.

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It's the skid mark of Buddha!

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Looks like he took a dump
in the middle of your face.

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I don't think
this is gonna work out.
Hold on, now!

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Why you doin' this?
I'm in the Field of Dreams
and Dances with Wolves.

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Nigga, you are a wolf.

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Chocolate diva!
Nubian goddess!

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I'm gonna take you off
my buddy list, bitch!

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I hope you get a virus...
You and your computer!

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If you build it, they will come.

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What you mean, « If you
build it, they gonna come»?

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Who's gonna come
to a fuckin' cornfield?
Who gonna cut the grass?

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I know you don't expect me
to sell no peanuts out this, bitch.

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Shit remind me of slavery,
Roots and shit.

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I don't play this, man.

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Hey, what was that?
Annie! Crazy ho!

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Only way I'm comin'
is if you got some females
and some chronic.

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Then we all gonna be comin'.
That voice just now,
what was it?

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- We didn't hear anything.
- You got some nice titties,
dog. Word.

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What titties? What?
Okay, you must've heard that.

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It's a good baseball field, Ray.
It's kinda pretty, isn’t it?

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Uh, yeah.
Told you.

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Did not. No, you did not.
You been busy plowin’ my corn.
Did.

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Fire

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Mark of Buddha, my ass.
Look at you now... dead, ashes.

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Damn, Ivory.
After all these years
of blazin',

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who would've thought
the last thing to wind up
smokin' would be your ass?

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I'm gonna miss you, dog,

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and I'm gonna
be thinkin' about you
while I'm taking them THC's.

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And ifyou're really my boy,

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you'll make sure I pass
that motherfucker, ya heard?

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Thanks, Pops. Matter of
fact, what's up with that little...

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Can I get a little...
Never mind. Forget it.

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Rude-ass motherfucker.
Stingy bastard!

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Shit.

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« Early Girl.»

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Ooh, Ivory!
My, how you've grown!

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Wow!

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Damn, Ivory!
I had no idea you could
stink so good, nigga!

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Jeez!

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Oh, hey, man,
get that car fixed, yo.

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Bumbaclot, boy!

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Cisco Kid was a friend of mine

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Man, get the fuck
outta here, man!

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Look at this little-ass
bag of fuckin' weed!
Cisco Kid

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Yes, Lord.
Ooh, damn!

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He drink whiskey
Pancho drink the wine

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!

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My weed!
Oh! Oh!

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No cigar? No!

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Fuck! Fuck!
Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!

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Bitch! Fuck!

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To think that jammin'
was a thing of the...

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Got blunt?

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Got weed?

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Man, that shit smell
good as hell, dog.

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I'm Jamal.
Peace. Silas.

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Say, you tryin' to
get somethin' to bring them
nerves down too, huh, bro?

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Yeah, I figure if I study high,
take the test high, get high scores.

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Right?
Right.

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Right.

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Look at that car.
Is it on fire?

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Hit that, son.

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This is the shit.
That shit is called Ivory.

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It's the shit.
That's the Ivory.

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Goddamn!
That is the shit.

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Hey, y'all pass that, kid?

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I just gave it to
the guy in the back, man.

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Guy in the back?
What the fuck are you...

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What's up, dog?
That's Ivory.

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No, that's the Ivory, bro.

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Damn.
Ivory! Holy shit!

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You got to be kiddin' me!
Yo, yo, you, Silas!
Chill out! Silas!

227
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,500
Word!

228
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,800
What the fuck is goin' on?
Ain't you supposed to be dead?

229
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:57,000
I am dead,
but this is what happens
when you smoke your boy.

230
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,800
Holy shit!
Man, let me try that!
Silas, relax.

231
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,299
Can we talk about
this in your car?

232
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,200
Can we talk about
this in your car?

233
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,300
Look. I know how you can
get hi gh scores.

234
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,300
I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost,
ghost, ghost, ghost.

235
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:17,300
Don't touch me, man.
It's me, dog.

236
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,500
What are you doin'?
You just runnin' the streets,
fuckin' with the livin'?

237
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,700
No, bro.
I'm just here for you.

238
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,400
But you gotta understand
people can only see me
when they smoke me.

239
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,800
I got all the answers.
I can consult with people.

240
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,900
Socrates, Nietzsche...
even the old dude
who made up this test.

241
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,900
That's bullshit.
I bullshit you not.

242
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,100
I told you I have your back,
even if I got hit by a bus.

243
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,400
Your ass didn't
even get hit by a bus.

244
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,200
I made it!
I can't feel my legs,
but I'm alive!

245
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,900
-
-

246
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,900
- And you predicted that shit?
- Yeah.

247
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,500
What are you doin' here?
You gonna hook me up
with a chick...

248
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,600
with no gag reflex
or some shit like that?

249
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,800
Even better. I'm gonna
be in there with you.

250
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,520
By the time I'm done with you,
every college in the country
will be knockin' at your door.

251
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,900
Ow! Shit!
Man, I must not
be high enough, man.

252
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,400
- He a ghost, man.
- Cool. That explains everything.

253
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,800
I'm up here tryin' to put
my fuckin' hand through the...

254
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,400
We've never had anybody,
let alone two people,
get a perfect score.

255
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:35,199
We either have
a one-in-six-billion
phenomenon or a cheat.

256
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,200
Damn!
But it would have been
impossible...

257
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:41,200
for either of you to cheat,
you had two totally different
versions of the test.

258
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:46,200
Congratulations. These scores
are going to get you into
any college in the country.

259
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,500
Yo, we still high on that Ivory?

260
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,300
Dean, it's as simple as this.

261
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,800
The trustees
of the university
are riding my ass...

262
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,900
about getting some color
up at Harvard.

263
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
Excuse me?
Ethnic diversity.

264
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,000
The trustees seem to
think we need it.

265
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,800
How come we don't
have more minorities?
How should I know?

266
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,200
If we don't do something soon,
I might get fired.

267
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,000
What about Upchuck Kamalu?
He's Eskimo.

268
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,900
Why isn't he considered as a minority?
And I brought him in.

269
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,400
Yes, but it's breaking the bank
keeping his igloo frozen.

270
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,499
Dean, what about
those two guys I read about
from the tri-states?

271
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,000
They made perfect scores
on their THC's!

272
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,700
I saw those guys' pictures.
They look like mug shots!

273
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,300
I don't care. I want them!

274
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,700
At Reparations Technical Institute,
we offer a cornucopia of educational...

275
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,000
and business opportunities
for brothers and sisters
to pursue higher learning.

276
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,300
Read from the brochure,
brother.
Brothers, join us...

277
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,280
at Reparations Technical
Institute and learn hatred
for the white devil...

278
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,400
in a relaxed campus atmosphere,
where classes range...

279
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,899
from... to...
Hatred for the White Devil...
Advanced Hatred for the White Devil...

280
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,100
and...
volleyball.

281
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,200
- Next!
- You think you're all hot tamales
right now, I'll tell you.

282
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,300
Why don't you come to the base
and understand what it's really
like to be somebody special?

283
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400
You can work hard, you learn...

284
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,799
- and then you can build
refrigerators and such.
- Next!

285
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,300
- Taking a vow of celibacy,
- Next.

286
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,200
- Frees your mind and your body.
- Next! Next!

287
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:18,400
Harvard?
Man, ain't it a lot
Of richie people up there?

288
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,600
Shit, I gotta roll up
that joint, dog.

289
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:24,100
Well, with test scores
like theses, you can
roll up any joint you want.

290
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,200
But Harvard, gentlemen,
is not just any joint.
It's an institution.

291
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,400
All I wanna do is develop
my herbal in a real lab...

292
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,500
and get some head
while I'm doin' it.

293
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,200
Well, we have
the finest botany department
in the world...

294
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,799
and a quality of life like no other...

295
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,600
Music, artists and the women.

296
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:48,300
So, does it sound tempting?
Ivy League atmosphere?

297
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,500
A place where you can
really grow academically?

298
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,800
Shit, I fucks with ya.
Shit, I fucks
with you too.

299
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,100
- Is that good?
- Yes, that's a «yes.»

300
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,199
Then we'll fucks
with each other.

301
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,480
Then we'll fucks
with each other.

302
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,500
Eh, yo.
Damn!

303
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,899
Alls look like they
still in high school, yo.

304
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:20,000
If there's grass
on the infield, play ball.

305
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,600
Where the fuck is
orientation at, anyway?

306
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,400
Yeah!

307
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,000
- What the fuck was that?
- Jesus!

308
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:37,000
If I can pull off six years
at a community college,

309
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,300
I know I can
get at least 1 2 years
up in this motherfucker.

310
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,700
Yo, how much
of that Ivory shit
we got anyway?

311
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,500
We limited, all right?
We gonna have to
split this shit up.

312
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,700
You know what I'm sayin'?
We only blaze at test times.

313
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,000
What, no wake and bake?
Got other stuff for that.

314
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,000
Okay.

315
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,000
Bart!

316
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,600
Remember those artifacts
that I found this summer?
Well, I was right!

317
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,000
They are Ben Franklin's!
Great!

318
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,700
Did you figure out
where you wanna
eat dinner tonight?

319
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,800
Dinner? Bart, you know,
some of these things are...

320
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,800
They look like
earlier inventions,

321
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,300
and if I can discover
what these are,

322
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,000
it could be the greatest find
in the history of
anyone attending Harvard.

323
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,500
I love Ben Franklin, girl,

324
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:23,000
and I could listen to you talk
about his stinkin' ass all day long.

325
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,000
Excuse me?

326
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,700
Oh, do anybody know where
the financial aid office is?

327
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,300
Well, my man, let me think.

328
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,200
See that statue right there?
It's beautiful, isn't it?

329
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,000
That statue is in the likeness
of my great granddaddy Dooster,

330
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,600
so I'm guessin'
that would be
the Dooster House...

331
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,100
The financial aid office.

332
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,200
Gee, I don't think I've ever met anyone
who actually needed to go there.

333
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,200
All we did was come over
for directions.

334
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,900
If we came over here
and asked if anybody needed
their ass kicked,

335
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,999
you wouldn't sound
so fuckin' smug, now would you?

336
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,500
My bad, bro.
We got off on the wrong foot.

337
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,600
Let's start over.
I'm Bart.
Yeah, I'm Jamal.

338
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,600
Well, my friend, this is crew,
but don't even think about it.

339
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,200
You don't look like
you could hang, Jamaine.

340
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,000
The name's Jamal,
and I'll fuck your crew up.

341
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,600
Who are they?
Who are they, goddamn it?
It's rowing, Jimmy Jam.

342
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,400
Well, Bart-fart,
you got skills in it?

343
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300
I'm captain of the team.

344
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,900
If you can do it,
I can do it, sucker.
Right, goddamn it!

345
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,400
This isn't basketball,
J. Rock.

346
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,600
I train all year round
for three seasons to make
number one in single sculls.

347
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,800
You about to be number two,
'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.

348
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,300
Well, practice starts
tomorrow at 6?00 a.m.,
all right?

349
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,800
Fine! I don't mind
cutting my evening short
to be there.

350
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:39,500
As dean of freshmen,
I have welcomed students
from all over the world.

351
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,400
From Korea, from Rome...

352
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,400
Istanbul.

353
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,500
Students enter Harvard
with a variety of goals.

354
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,899
Excuse me.
Are we in the right place?

355
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,900
- Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
- You? You?

356
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,300
Uh, as I was saying,

357
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,900
Harvard isn't for everyone.

358
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh, shit.
We got a black man
for a teacher.

359
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,000
That's what I'm talkin'‘bout.
What's up, bro? Hallo.
We straight, dog.

360
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,200
We straight.

361
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,600
- As I was saying...
- What's wrong with this ass?

362
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,000
He probably been locked up
more times than me
and your ass put together.

363
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,300
Get’im!
No green Jimmy the Cricket
suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.

364
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,000
Get’im!
No short Colin Powell haircut,
havin'-ass motherfucker.

365
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,200
Get’im!
Little Angela Davis moustache...

366
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,700
wearin’-ass motherfucker!
Get’im!

367
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:32,100
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut,
fade-havin’-around-the-side
wearin’ motherfucker!

368
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:37,300
You little Sammy Davis
Award Junior afro-haircut-
havin’-ass motherfucker!

369
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,000
Get’i m!
You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny
double-statin'...

370
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,000
Get’im!
You little dog-with-a-haircut...

371
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,000
Gentlemen!

372
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,400
If you don't mind,
I'd like you to sit down.
I would like to continue.

373
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,500
Excuse me.

374
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,900
Excuse me. Watch your toes.
Watch the colon. Excuse me.

375
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,300
Thank you for your...

376
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,400
entertaining anecdotes.

377
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,100
We here at Harvard
are rooted in tradition.

378
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,600
Fuck is this?

379
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,600
- That's toilet water.
-

380
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,400
It's a part of my pledge.
Do you guys mind?

381
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,500
No, but do you mind
talkin' that way?

382
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,400
'Cause your breath smell like
straight ass-crack, bro.

383
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,200
Isn't there a hip-hop convention
you two should be at
or something?

384
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:25,600
- Oh, shark has fangs!
- Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.

385
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:29,200
We probably
the only blackheads he seen
since he looked in the mirror.

386
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,600
Can you guys just show
a little respect? Jeez!

387
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,300
- This class is fuckin' boring.
I'm outta here!
- Uh, excuse me.

388
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,700
Did I hear you say something?
With all due respect,
suck my dick.

389
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,300
No, sir,
I'm not saying anything.
It... It's these guys.

390
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,100
- You're an asshole.
- Did you call me an asshole?

391
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200
- No, I said «idiot.»
- An idiot?

392
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,700
No, sir.
What did you say?

393
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,800
- I said that this school
has nice halls.
- This is not funny.

394
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,260
You couldn't teach your way
out of kindergarten class, Dean.

395
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,600
I think we've had enough
interruptions for today.
I think you should leave!

396
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,600
Sir...

397
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100
This would never have happened
if I were black.

398
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

399
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,200
Better pull back
on those pedals, boy.
Why?

400
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,500
Maximum speed on campus
is 15 M.P.H.'s.

401
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,200
M.P.H.'s?

402
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:22,900
Fifty bucks?
Oh, man, I can't pay this.

403
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,900
Well.
This isn't even
a real ticket.

404
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,100
It's a student citation.
I'm a volunteer.

405
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,600
You need to pay that
by Friday at 5:00...

406
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,300
That was uncalled for.
Eat me.

407
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,400
You just earned yourself
another citation.
Fuck off!

408
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:42,400
Well, well, well.

409
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,400
Look who we have here.

410
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:49,100
Damn, this bike phat as hell!
Whoa! Don't touch!

411
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,000
All right, leave the bike alone.
Did you just call me fat?
And what is that stench?

412
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,700
That's my cologne
Can only buy it from Mennen.

413
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,500
I don't know what that is.
Forewarning, gentlemen:

414
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,100
You better watch your mouths
and your behind.

415
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,000
See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy.
I'm lookin' for the pot.

416
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:09,000
Oh, yeah.
I'm lookin' for those’ shrooms.

417
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,600
Shit, we lookin'
for that shit too!

418
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,700
What are you talkin' about?
Same thing you talkin' about.

419
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,500
What are we talkin' about?
Look, Gerald.
Either your holdin',

420
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,000
or go to your little roadster
and move the fuck on, okay?

421
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,800
It's Volunteer Officer Pickelstein,
and I am watching you.

422
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,600
Oh, I'm watching you...
Like a hawk.

423
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,400
Like a hawk!
Somebody needs a hug.

424
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,100
Don't worry, baby.
You can suck my dick
after class.

425
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,300
Oh! Wow!

426
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,200
Oh, she wants me.
Welcome to Lovell House.

427
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,500
You look funky fresh,
and funky fresh...

428
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,000
always likes funky fresh women.

429
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,000
«Amir: Professional student/
resident advisor for you.»

430
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:59,200
And professional player.
So, what's mine is yours,

431
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,000
and what's yours
I've probably already had.

432
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:06,900
You and you and me,
we're the same: Africa tan.

433
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,700
- The original man
was like us, man.
- Whatever, nigga.

434
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,500
« I believe in the Fly Club,
its traditions and its ideals.

435
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,800
I believe in the... » Excuse me.
Do you have to play that loud?

436
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,900
- I'm trying to study
my pledge book.
- This Niggas With Attitude.

437
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
If you smart, you
tell people you love NWA.
They think you cool.

438
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,600
A coupla notes
get you hogtied and roped
Dope like guns

439
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,900
Why you wear smelly eggs?

440
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
These eggs
are a part of my pledging.

441
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,800
I am getting thousands
of lifetime connections here.

442
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,800
I'm gonna be
a part of a fraternity.

443
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,700
Hey, hey, hey!
What's up?
What's up?

444
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,400
Oh, God.
One glove, my brothers!

445
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,700
I am Tuan, child prodigy.

446
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:51,500
Well, I'm Jamal, a pothead.

447
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,800
Silas, entrepre-Negro.

448
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,200
Jamal! Oh!

449
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,700
Fresh gear, man!
You like?

450
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,800
I designed it myself.
I call it "BF."

451
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,700
- BUFU.
- Oh, no. Not you two!

452
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,900
Pink-ass Paul Bunyan
plaid-pussy-shirt-wearin’...

453
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Man, I'll fuck your ass up.
Shut up.

454
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:14,800
Okay, but if you two
are our roommates, who's that?

455
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,100
That's I Need Money!
Goddamn!

456
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,400
Okay, but, what's his name?

457
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:27,200
I Need Money!

458
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:33,000
- Doesn't talk. How come he?
- I Need Money, he's a mute.

459
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,600
When we first hooked up,
he wrote on a slip of paper
« I Need Money.»

460
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,700
I said, «Shit! Me too, »

461
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,400
and we started makin' it
together after that.

462
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,200
- Where he stayin'?
- Harvard.

463
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:50,000
Lovell House.
Second Floor,
right on the couch.

464
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:53,500
But he's smoking in our room.
That's not legal.

465
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,100
Just be cool,
And you might have some fun
this semester.

466
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Stupid.

467
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:03,400
NWA? Kid, what do you
know about that?

468
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,400
Yeah, yeah.
I love Niggers With Attitudes.

469
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,500
Nobody...
I repeat, nobody...

470
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,399
- drops the N-bomb up in here.
- Nobody.

471
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,800
- That go for you too.
- Hey, I am down with you, man.

472
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:21,500
You East coast,
I Far East coast.

473
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,600
I'm from Wisconsin.

474
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,700
Yo, fresh and funky.

475
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,500
Dean Cain wants to
see you in his office.
Don't be late.

476
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,400
Gentlemen, this institution
has graduated...

477
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,500
countless
Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s,

478
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,700
41 Nobel laureates
and 6 presidents.

479
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,900
Hey, Dean...

480
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,300
where's all them fly-ass
women the chancellor
was talkin' about?

481
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,600
I mean, so far,
I only seen some stuck-up,

482
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,600
nerdy-ass-lookin'
women out there.

483
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,300
Aah!

484
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,699
You were dropping Chee-tos...

485
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,600
You were dropping Chee-tos...

486
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:09,500
on an original 18th-century
handwoven tapestry!

487
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,500
You mean, this carpet?

488
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,000
This is out of
my personal collection.

489
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,799
I got this in
my travels to Nepal!

490
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,300
Man, I know the bitch
that make these rugs.
You know Juanita.

491
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,100
- Yeah, I remember that bitch.
- It means the world to me!

492
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:26,499
Now, as I was saying,
here at Harvard...

493
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,600
we have very high standards.

494
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,900
Any student on a scholarship...

495
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,700
must maintain
at least a 2.0 average,
or you will be expelled.

496
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,300
It's good to know
we have the support
of the faculty, Dean.

497
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,200
And don't you worry.
Me and Jamal here,

498
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:44,100
- we're all about good grades.
- Is that right, Mr. King?

499
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,500
Hell, motherfuck...
I mean, yes, sir,
Dean Cain, sir.

500
00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,800
Slam, slam, brother My brother

501
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,000
Is that the one that you want

502
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,800
Slam, slam, brother
My brother, is that
the one that you want

503
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:11,400
Now, how is carbon dioxide
changed into oxygen?

504
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,100
Plants, dick!
God! You guys!

505
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,300
Jamal. Jamal. Jamal.

506
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,300
Sleepyhead, wake up!

507
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,200
I got somethin' for your ass.

508
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:20,300
Come on, gentlemen!
Pick it up if you want to be
part of this squad!

509
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,800
Taxi!

510
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,800
Whew! What took
y'all guys so long?

511
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Coach, I have not lost
an oar run in three years.

512
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,000
I'm wonderin'
if this guy cheated.

513
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:37,300
Cheated?
Man, fuck you!

514
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,400
Why is fuckin' Dick Butt-kiss
over here always ridin' me?

515
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,800
Dick Butt-kiss?
Did you hear that, Coach?
He's cursing!

516
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,000
Bart, I think you'd better
go open up the boathouse.

517
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,000
But, Coach!
Bart!

518
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,600
I don't think
you wanna see this.

519
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,600
You, here.

520
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,000
Come here. Come here!

521
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,800
Nice comeback
on the Dick Butt-kiss.
I wish I could have said that.

522
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,800
His parents have been
driving me crazy, making my life
a misery for years,

523
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,800
but they give lots of money
to the university.

524
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,799
I have to go to those
lousy cocktail parties.

525
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,700
She has lousy perfume,
and he has a lousy toupee.

526
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,700
Anyway,
you keep throwing zingers
to this jerk-off,

527
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,300
and you're gonna
make the team, son.

528
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,900
And let that
be a lesson to you!
This is the last time!

529
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,900
All right,
rookies, push-ups!
Get down!

530
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:31,800
Yo, what's up
with the fast stroll?

531
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,200
Can I holler?
Hi.

532
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,199
The role played...

533
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,699
by the African-Americans
in the history of this country...

534
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,800
has been largely unnoticed.

535
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Of course,
history is the record
of an account of the past,

536
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:49,500
but the issue here is,
who is recording the account?

537
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,899
If it's Snowflake, Whitey...

538
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,799
Paleface, Peckeoods, Cracker,

539
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,599
well, we got Cleopatra
looking like Elizabeth Taylor,

540
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,399
Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.

541
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,900
But if it's one of my proud
black people that's doing
the recording of the account...

542
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yo, Silas!

543
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,000
Well, we might have
Moses looking like...

544
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,800
this fine black man right here.

545
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:14,800
But black people
don't get any credit.
I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.

546
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,500
Who invented
the air conditioner?
A black man.

547
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,100
What's up, dogs?

548
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,700
Yo, son,
I'm sore as a bitch in here.
And you know what else?

549
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,799
I'm gonna have to knock that
Bart character the fuck out.

550
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,100
Once again, a black man.

551
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,100
Can't this wait till
after class? You're supposed
to be in here anyway.

552
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,100
This is Black History.
Black History?

553
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,600
Man, it look like
all the black students that
was in here are history, nigga.

554
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,900
- Shh!
- You tellin' me to «shh»?

555
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,100
Fuck history.
Oh, that's right.

556
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,500
- Fuck history.
- Yeah, fuck history.

557
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,300
I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll
be ready for your quiz tomorrow.
Quiz, my ass!

558
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,500
The white man teachin'
Black History, anyway,
that's some bullshit.

559
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,900
I'm goin' to lunch,
take a nice long shit.

560
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,999
That's the kind of attitude
I like to hear.
And, uh, where are you going?

561
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,500
Um, we didn't land
on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock landed on us.

562
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,600
Ooh, all right!
Malcolm X!

563
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,400
I'm glad someone's
appreciating the knowledge
I'm dropping on you today.

564
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,900
What about you two?
Why don't yo walk out
and protest with your brothers?

565
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,700
Walk out on me! What are
you doing sitting there?
You look like Whitey.

566
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,800
You look like a couple
of goddamn Uncle Toms!
Walk on out!

567
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,500
That's right,
get up and move!
You should lynch me!

568
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,100
Lynch me for what my people
have done to your people.

569
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:32,200
Stand up for your rights
Move on up! Move on up!

570
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,300
Go, go, go, go.

571
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,300
Hey, what's up?

572
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400
Stop!

573
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,100
Bicycle, bicycle

574
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,100
Hey, what's going on here?

575
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,500
He took my baby!
Stop!

576
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,900
Bring my baby back!

577
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,899
Bike, bike
Not my baby! Oh, God!

578
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,200
Oh, please, God!
Come back!

579
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,800
Bicycle, bicycle

580
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,000
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

581
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,400
Bicycle Oh, no!

582
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,400
Oh, my God! My wheels!

583
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,500
Oh, my horn!
Please don’t back up!
Please don’t back up!

584
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,600
Hey, you!
Where's E I m and Third?

585
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:31,000
What?
Don't go forward!

586
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:34,100
Not forward!

587
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,200
- That's not yours!
- Look at these, bro!

588
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,300
No, don't put’em in...
Oh, my baby!

589
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:53,700
Can anyone tell me the name
Of this plant? Bart?

590
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,100
Oh, yeah. It's a, uh,
hanging rubber plant.

591
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,900
It's indigenous to the wet drylands
of the Northern Hemisphere.

592
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,700
Yeah, right, Bart.
Would you bet money on that?

593
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,300
Or is that like below
the « Dooster Principle»?

594
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,700
Yeah, I'll bet on it.
How about an S.U.V.?
I got three of’em.

595
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,300
And the survey says,
"You lose."

596
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,700
It's a neem plant, Professor.

597
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,200
Oui. It is,
but how did you
know that, Silas?

598
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,300
I had this
nasty-ass rash once.

599
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,200
Put a little
neem plant on it,
cleared it up in an hour.

600
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:26,800
- I even smoked it before.
- Well, that figures.

601
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:30,099
One thing it doesn't cure, though?
Bein' a spoiled little bitch.

602
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:33,400
I'd like you all to do
an experiment on a plant,

603
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,900
something that
may benefit mankind.

604
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,100
And if you devise
something groundbreaking,

605
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:45,800
I guarantee you
an "A" in this course.
Class dismissed.

606
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,700
Good work, everyone.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you.

607
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,600
So, he likes plants, does he?

608
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,500
I see still waters run deep.
Please believe.

609
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,000
But wait till you see
my presentation.

610
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,599
You gonna love me after that.

611
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,200
So, Lauren,
you might as well tell him now
and get it over with.

612
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,200
What?
You know.
How you said...

613
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,600
you're startin' to see Bart
for the shallow bastard that he is,

614
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,600
and eventually you're gonna
leave his ass for me.

615
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,600
Allah.

616
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,899
This semester in Women's Studies,
we will discuss...

617
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,900
how women are objectified
in popular culture,

618
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:28,500
while the masculine bastards
exploit women's ideas
for great profit,

619
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,999
- then take all the credit.
- Jamal!

620
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,800
♪ I just wanna touch you
tease you, lick you ♪
- You have the most amazing...

621
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,800
♪ Please you, love you, hold you ♪
penis.

622
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:40,000
Yes, I do.
♪ Make love to you ♪

623
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:44,400
♪ And I'm gonna kiss you
Suck you ♪

624
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:49,300
♪ Taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me “

625
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,600
Hell, yeah.

626
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,199
So you're playin’
grabby-ass again, huh?

627
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,900
- Ma!
- Did you wash your ass today?

628
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,200
Aah! Aah!
Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!

629
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,800
You hi gh yet?
Hell, no, man.
Maybe not high enough.

630
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,000
Where the hell is he?

631
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,100
Maybe I ain't
hit it hard enough.

632
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,900
What are you doin' in there?
Droppin' your kids off at the pool?

633
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,700
Oh, shit.

634
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Hey, what's up, J?
Give me five.

635
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:27,700
Yo, I hate it
when you do that.
I love that funny shit.

636
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:32,100
- What took you so long, man?
- Biggie and ’Pac, they throwin'
a party, man.

637
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,600
Open bar all night, man.
Everything was cool, man,

638
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,300
till Marvin Gaye
came in there trippin'.

639
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,700
- Marvin Gaye?
- Yeah.

640
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,000
Listen, man, we got a test
in about five minutes.
Word.

641
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:47,200
What's that got to do with me?
I know you ready. You studied for it.

642
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,600
Ready? We ain't studied...

643
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,600
Come on, son.
You've got
a golden opportunity here...

644
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,100
to make somethin' of yourself,
and you just throwin' it away?

645
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,500
- It's time for you to learn a lesson.
- Come on, Ive.

646
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,300
I'm out, man.
Ive!

647
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,300
Don't play!
Yo, talk to your boy.

648
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,000
Why you go and tell him
we ain't studied for the test?
Damn all that!

649
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,599
You should've thought about
all that before you got us...
What's up!

650
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,799
I was just fuckin'
with you, man.

651
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,299
Come on, son.
This is some good shit.

652
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,300
You know you my boy, man.

653
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,700
«C, » Silas. Come on, man.
It's Portuguese.

654
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,700
1 863. That's «B.»

655
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:24,200
J, what are you doin'?
1 961, «B.»

656
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,199
Trust me.
I got all the answers.
You just told me that answer.

657
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,100
«A, » French.
Definitely the French.

658
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:46,500
Goddamn virgins.
At least y'all
bein' entertained.

659
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,800
I ain't seen a stitch of pussy
on this whole campus.

660
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,800
The chickens are not
clucking around here.

661
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,100
You've come to the right place.
I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.

662
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,600
I know everything there is to know
about Ivy League women.

663
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,200
Twelve years?
Damn, kid.

664
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,199
Your people payin'
for all this shit?

665
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,000
A drop in the bucket, sucker.
I remain here solely for the purpose of...

666
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,500
hooking up with Harvard women...

667
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,700
Short ones, tall ones,

668
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,900
skinny ones, chunky ones.

669
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,100
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man.
More cushion for the pushin'.

670
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:28,700
Yes. I want to boldly go
where no man has gone before.

671
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,700
I am an explorer.

672
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,099
I see you are very much
liking to explore S. T.D.’s
also, my friend.

673
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,200
That shit on your lip
got some shit on
its lip, dog.

674
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:42,400
Is that why no puff-puff?
Pass the dutchie, my friends.

675
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,800
This is nothing!
I cut myself shaving.
Yeah, whatever.

676
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,200
We need to start
importin' some ho's.

677
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:51,300
Molly, get in here!
You have to see this!

678
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,800
Oh, my!
Look at those muscles!

679
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,400
- He is quite attractive.
- Indeed.

680
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,000
I think there's some freak
in those gigs.

681
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah!
Here we go.

682
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,799
Don't get the wrong idea.
We've never done this before.

683
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,900
We're virgins.

684
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,300
Virgins?
No, you're not.

685
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,200
- Yes, we are. Yes!
- Nah!

686
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,200
No, no, no.

687
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,300
Yes, yes, yes.

688
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,300
No, no, no!

689
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,300
Yes, yes, yes!

690
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,800
Oh, yeah!
Oh! Oh!

691
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,400
Why do good girls
like bad guys
Hey, bro, change for a 20?

692
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,500
Hey yo, Boo
like bad guys
Good girls

693
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,500
Showin' that bad guys
Showin’ that thigh

694
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,800
And why do
want a honey with class
Dog niggaz

695
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,100
Sometimes you want more
than just a honey with ass

696
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,000
Hey, yo, who would ever think
that the two would go good

697
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:53,100
History!

698
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,900
Got an «A-pl us, «
my nigga.

699
00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:59,100
Whew-whew!
Who is that?

700
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,800
- That is all me, G.
- That's the vice president's daughter,

701
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,500
as in vice president
of the United States.

702
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Jamal, you don't want that.
Them girls only know three words:

703
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,700
«stop, » «no» and «don't.»

704
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,200
Uh-oh, my brother.
You got those words backwards.

705
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,000
They always tell me,
« No, don't stop!»

706
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,900
Excuse me.
Player, player.

707
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,000
We are about to tighten
this ass up right here.

708
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,500
She's got this long, black hair

709
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,300
It's a-hangin'
on down her back

710
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,500
Long, black, pretty legs
and she walks just like a cat

711
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,400
Hypnotic eyes
and a stacked-up love sack

712
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,600
She not only wants your love
she wants your life after that

713
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:47,700
Don’t do it
Don’t give your love to sexy Ida

714
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,600
'Cause she's a sister
of the black widow spider

715
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,500
Sorry, sir.
Jamie's not accepting
any male callers at this time.

716
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,100
Man, I ain't callin'.
I'm right here.

717
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,100
Cedric, step aside.

718
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Ooh-whee!

719
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,800
What's your name?
I'm Jamal.

720
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:10,299
You ever been
arrested, Jamal?
Uh, no.

721
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,200
Ever busted up your
mother's house and slapped her
when she asked you about it?

722
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,300
Oh, hell, no!
Crazy?

723
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600
You ain't my type.

724
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,400
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!

725
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,400
Hold! Hold! Hold!

726
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,600
I once got arrested
for stealin' a car one time,

727
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,300
but my mother
dropped the charges.

728
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,100
Well, it's not a felony,
but maybe we can work with that.

729
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,600
Yo!

730
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,600
- I didn't mean to scare you.
Can I come in?
- Um...

731
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,600
Sure, come on in.

732
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,600
Move my things.
There you go.
You can sit there.

733
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,800
Thank you.
How very thoughtful.

734
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,300
You'll have to pardon my dust.

735
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,000
I've got a lot of artifacts
and delicate things down here.

736
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,200
What's this shit?
Looks old.
Oh, it is old.

737
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,600
It's over 200 years old.

738
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,100
I, um, sort of discovered it.

739
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:16,400
You discovered
all this crazy shit.
You a straight-up genius, girl.

740
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,699
Well, I don't know
about all that.

741
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:24,700
I do know it's Ben Franklin's.
I just don't know what it is.

742
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:29,500
But I was thinking
that it could be like
this old Revolutionary cannon...

743
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,999
or a telescope, or...

744
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,300
Whatever it is,
this shit is hot.

745
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,800
Let me ask you
somethin'.
Yeah.

746
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,300
How'd you hook up
with that Bart dude?

747
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,900
I've known Bart all my life,

748
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,200
and if it weren't
for his family,
I probably wouldn't be here.

749
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,000
Isn't that... sweet?

750
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,500
Look, you got a little
somethin' on your dress.

751
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,500
- My eyes.
- Aha!

752
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:03,900
Bart, honey, sweetie,
you are just in time...

753
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,800
because I've just
finished studying.

754
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,800
Studying?
Yeah.

755
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:13,900
I didn't know the two of you
were studying in here,
alone, with the lights dimmed,

756
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,500
drinking beer!

757
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,300
Look, Silas, I know
What you're trying to do.
You're trying to frick her!

758
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:28,200
Whatever, Bart-kowski.
Listen, I was just admiring
your girl's, uh, thing.

759
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,399
Oh, well, I guess
I should say «thanks.»

760
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,399
This is a part of history, man.

761
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,600
Your girl is doin' somethin'
I think you need to recognize.

762
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:40,400
- Yeah? So?
- Listen, I'm out.

763
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,400
Um, maybe next time
I'll get to study with you.
Peace.

764
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,200
"Peace" is meant to explain
a state of tranquility.

765
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:49,900
So why don't you try
thinking of another way
to say «good-bye, »

766
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,900
now that you're amongst
civilized people?

767
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,300
Well, Mr. Civilized,
«peace» can also be used
interjectionally...

768
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,300
as a request,
greeting or farewell.

769
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,900
So try to find another way
to be an asshole...

770
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,300
If you don't know
your grammar, that is.

771
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,600
Peace.

772
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,800
Okay, Bart!

773
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,200
God.
Can I get my stuff?

774
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,600
Geesh.

775
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:19,200
Yes.

776
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,400
It was near the medical library.

777
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,500
I think they said
it was one of those
tick-tocky, blow-uppy,

778
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,500
exploding thingy,
pipe bomb thing-things.

779
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,900
Yeah. Yeah.

780
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,300
Thank you. You too.

781
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,700
All righty. Bye.

782
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,300
"Dooster Principle,"

783
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,300
Mm-hmm.

784
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,400
Man, my grandmother would
love this shit in her garden.

785
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,000
Outta here.

786
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,300
Locked on, boys.

787
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:07,700
Yee-hah!
Look out!

788
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Timber!

789
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,500
That statue was priceless.
It means everything to our family.

790
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:19,300
Will you stop your
damn sniveling, son?

791
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,200
Buck up, Bart!
Buck up!

792
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:25,700
Yo, do you think
they gonna find out
we stole the Dooster statue?

793
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,500
Hell, no.

794
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,500
Oh, my God.
I knew it.

795
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,400
You guys stole
the Dooster!
They do what?

796
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:35,399
Fellas, I think it's time
we all sat down and kicked it.

797
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,300
No, no,
I'm not kicking anything.

798
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,000
I have a pledge meeting to go to
and haven't greased myself up.

799
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,600
God, I just don't get you guys.

800
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:46,200
There's a lot of things in life
your ass just don't get.

801
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,900
Yeah, like pussy and respect.

802
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,500
I heard that.

803
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:59,000
See, the system
is geared to put...

804
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,700
most of the wealth
into the hands of a few.

805
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Rich weapons, poor schooling.

806
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:07,700
Yeah, that's for sure.
Yeah, for sure.

807
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,700
Y'all don't know shit.
I'm gonna learns you, though.
I'm gonna learns you.

808
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,500
Dwarves, midgets,

809
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,600
motherfuckin' unicorns.

810
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400
Them motherfuckers don't wanna
see a black man make it.

811
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,400
Yeah.
Know what I mean?

812
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,700
For sure.
Know what I mean?

813
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,000
And I'll tell you
somethin' else.

814
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,100
Oh, what you missed this
You got to bear witness

815
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,000
Catch a ho and another ho
Merry Christmas

816
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,900
Yes, I smoke shit
Straight off the roach clip

817
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,900
I roll shit, fold the blunt
at once to approach it
For sure.

818
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,199
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean

819
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,100
Forward motion
Make you sway like the ocean

820
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:45,800
The herb is more than
just a powerful potion
What's the commotion

821
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:48,800
Word up, young M C.
You're just in time
to help cheer us to victory.

822
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:51,000
Young MC.

823
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,400
Bart, you know,
I think you keep
getting funnier every day.

824
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,500
You ain't gonna be laughin'
in a minute, motherfucker.

825
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:00,700
Jamal. Bart, I've decided
since you and Jamal
are my two best athletes,

826
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,100
I want you up against Yale.
Ah!

827
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:06,000
You can't just
change the line up!
That's against the rules!

828
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,700
What rules? Who cares?
Do you guys care
about the rules?

829
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,700
No.
There you go.

830
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,900
In the far lane, we have Yale.

831
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
In the near lane,
we have Harvard.

832
00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,300
On your mark, get set...

833
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,500
And they're off!
It's a clean start.

834
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,900
What are you doing,
Hip-Hop Hooray? Paddle!

835
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,800
Paddle like a man!
Shoot the J!
Get diggy with it. Something.

836
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:33,100
They're blowin' Harvard's ass
out of the water.

837
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,700
Jamal, what is your ass
doin' rowin' a boat?

838
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,800
- You supposed to be in class.
- Who the hell
is that woman in the sky?

839
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,800
- I don't know.
- What's the matter?

840
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:45,800
- You been smokin'
too much ganja, huh?
- She's huge!

841
00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:48,900
I guess you might as well
come back home and live with me.

842
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,000
- Oh, hell, no!
- Did you cuss at me?

843
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,000
Row, motherfucker, row!

844
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:59,300
Yes, Dean Cain.
Am I to believe this is correct?

845
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,200
Jamal and Silas
have gotten all «A's»?

846
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,500
I'll call you back.

847
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,800
How you doin', Dean?
How you doin'? How you been?

848
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,300
I see you're
checkin' out my gear, eh?

849
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,100
- Pretty tight, right?
- Actually, it's rather baggy.

850
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,700
No, man.
It's fat, dope, cool.
It's BUFU, man.

851
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,300
Bill, what has happened to you?
Sit down and take off those glasses.

852
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,500
All righty.

853
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,700
Tell me, how is Jamal doing?

854
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,100
Oh, fine.
He's coming along.

855
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,900
Now, listen,
Jamie's father is having
an upcoming election,

856
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
and it won't look good
if she's involved with someone
from the lower class.

857
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,800
Isn't Jamie a freshman?

858
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,700
All right.
So you want me to tell Jamal
to stop seeing Jamie.

859
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,880
Well, I could that,
but he'll tell me, «Hey, man... »

860
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,800
Fuck you.
Fuck you! Fuck you!

861
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:56,800
Point well taken.
I need you
to help me get proof...

862
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,800
that Jamal is diddling Jamie.

863
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,800
Oh, I see now, yes.
It's all good, yeah.

864
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,900
I'll go holler at him, son.
Oh, yeah.

865
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,800
Bill, did you
just call me «son»?
Hmm?

866
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:12,800
Word.

867
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,100
«Word»?

868
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,500
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.

869
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,700
Good.
Stroke, smoke.

870
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:27,800
Stroke, smoke.
Stroke, smoke.

871
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:31,100
Hey, Dean Cain think
he can kick me out
the school that easy?

872
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,000
- He got another thing comin'.
- What an asshole.

873
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,700
Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man.
I owe you.

874
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,700
Ooh!

875
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,599
Listen, Jamie.
Me and you cannot see
each other no more.

876
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,600
No more datin',
no more foolin' around.

877
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800
None of that.
It stop. That's it.

878
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:51,000
Yes, it's probably better
If we stop seeing each other...

879
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:54,100
for the sake of
my father's campaign.

880
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,500
If he lost the election
and it was my fault,

881
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,200
gosh, golly,
that would be so hard on me.

882
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,400
I don't think I could
live with myself.

883
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:09,300
Look, baby, maybe it would be
better if you went to school
somewhere down south.

884
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,200
I think you should
go down south first.

885
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,200
This guy's a real asshole.

886
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,900
I can’t.
I can’t do it, all right?

887
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,900
Bring your ass over here!
We got work to do before
Dean Dickhead gets back.

888
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,100
Please!
Come on!

889
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:43,700
Aren't you worried about
getting kicked out?

890
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,100
For this? He ain't gonna
never find out. Relax.

891
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,200
What happened to bird?
Crazy shitting everywhere?

892
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:03,700
Crazy shit, all right,
and it will be everywhere.

893
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,999
- With that, they just won't shit.
- Yeah.

894
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,200
They're gonna blow up.

895
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,900
And, as for you two,

896
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:45,900
ever since
you arrived on this campus,
there's been several mishaps.

897
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,300
Now my instincts tell me it's you,
but I can't prove it... not yet.

898
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,600
But I know if
I give you enough time,

899
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,100
pretty soon
you're going to slip up,

900
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,800
and then I'll be able to send you back
to your miserable existence.

901
00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:08,300
What the hell Are you wearing?

902
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,200
- BUFU!
- BUFU?

903
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,700
«Buy us, fuck you!»

904
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
Get out!
Out! Out! Out! Out!

905
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,500
«Buy us, fuck you.»

906
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,800
If the chancellor throwin'
a Halloween party,

907
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,200
wait till Harvard
see our Halloween party!

908
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:27,600
Yeah, but if Dean Cain
find out about this shit,

909
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,200
he gonna be mad

910
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,200
What the fuck is he gonna do?
We've got the Ivory.

911
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,000
We're gettin' straight «A's.»

912
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:39,500
We've got this motherfucker
locked up.

913
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,900
They look like they got money.
Oh, he kinda cute.

914
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,500
Girl, we gonna get paid!

915
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,000
Ooh, how you doin'?
For real!

916
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,600
End-table ass!
Hella Back!

917
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,200
Where the party at?
We're tryin' to get a party on.

918
00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:01,499
We havin' a party...
costume party
at the Lovell House.

919
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,500
1:00 p.m.

920
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,700
Please bring your ass
and titties along with you.

921
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,800
- We want all the ho's
out here to come.
- Did you just call us ho's?

922
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:14,700
- I meant that in a good way.
- Oh, okay.

923
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:18,900
Bring all your horny friends.
There you go. Just bring all the ho's.

924
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,700
Y'all gonna pay us, right?

925
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,900
- I don't hear nothin'.
- Yeah, we got dough.

926
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:28,700
Yeah, we got dough.
If not, our best friends got dough.

927
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,700
And if not,
they best friends got dough.

928
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,100
Yeah, we down with that.
Ballers and stuff gonna be there?

929
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,900
Ass, titties, ballers.
Go, girl, go!

930
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,200
We gonna be there.
All right!

931
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,400
Popcorn player.

932
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,500
I got one more delivery to make.

933
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,100
Guess who used to be black.

934
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,399
Dean Cain.
But he is black.

935
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,700
Like a polar bear,
but I got a recipe...

936
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,900
that'll inject some ghetto
back in his ass.

937
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,400
Got some more beer.
What did you do to yourself?

938
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,200
Oh, oh, the Fox Club.

939
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,000
They put me in a shopping cart
and shoved me down a hill.

940
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,900
Thank God I fell out
before I hit the freeway.

941
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,900
What the fuck you doin'?
Put the milk back! You're not
supposed to steal from us!

942
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,600
Why are you always taking
violent tones with people?

943
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,300
Man, shut up
before I kick your ass.

944
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:32,500
As human beings, we should
be able to talk this out,
not resort to violence.

945
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,000
How you gonna talk
when you shuttin' up?
Fine! Fine!

946
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,300
You want some violence?
You want a piece of this?

947
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,900
Come on! I'll show you
some violence! Come on!

948
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,700
Ow! Oh, God!

949
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,600
Now go to time-out.
Go to your room.

950
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,300
I wonder who this could be.

951
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,799
Oh, my goodness.
Honey, look at this.

952
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,800
I wonder who these are from.

953
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,600
« Dear Carl, saw these
and thought of you.

954
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,600
Love, Mrs. Ray.»

955
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:18,600
It's my old schoolmarm!
I haven't heard from her
in years!

956
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,600
Oh, how sweet.

957
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,300
She knows I love brownies.

958
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:29,699
Mmm! A little piece
of heaven.
Better than mine?

959
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,700
Darling, I don't remember
you cooking brownies.
You're right, I don't.

960
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:36,200
Hurry up, darling,
you're going to make us late,
and you know I hate to be late.

961
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:39,600
All right.
I'll take these upstairs.

962
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:44,200
I'll have another one.
They're great.

963
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:47,000
This is how we do it
Throw me a beer,
you big weenie!

964
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:52,300
- This is how we do it
- Whoo!

965
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:59,500
Lovell House!

966
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,200
Life is hell.
What up, fellas?
What's up?

967
00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:08,600
- How was the trip?
- Good. Good.

968
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:11,600
I see Monks couldn't make it,
so I brought my man
I Need Money.

969
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:15,200
- Is he any good?
- He don't talk.
He speaks with his hands.

970
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,400
Right, right.
You have a good show.

971
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,700
I'm out.

972
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,400
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't fuck up tonight,
all right?

973
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:30,100
What the fuck
is the plate for, man?

974
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,000
Gonna be a long night.

975
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,599
You know Miss Jenowitz
from the Chemistry Department,
Nice to see you.

976
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,800
And Miss Lovell
from Administration.

977
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,399
And of course
you know my wife Sheila.

978
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,360
I almost didn't recognize you.
I thought you'd brought
a professional model.

979
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,700
You look lovely.
Oh, Philip!

980
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,699
- Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she?
- What?

981
00:56:56,700 --> 00:57:00,200
Dear, can you at least
feign some interest?
You're embarrassing me.

982
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:04,800
And will you loosen up?
You're so stiff sometimes.
Stiff?

983
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:09,400
Bart, this party is stiff.
Excuse me, can you hold this?
I'm hot.

984
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,100
Can you put this
back on, actually?
Your butt is sticking out.

985
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:18,800
- What?
- What a jerk!

986
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,400
Don't spoil your appetite, Dean.
We're about to have
some lobster bisque...

987
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,000
and Indian pudding
that doesn't stop.

988
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,500
I got the munchies
like a motherfucker.
Hold this, baby.

989
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,400
He seems unusual tonight.
He's dehydrated.

990
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,400
Dance!

991
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:43,000
Yo, baby,
this is boring as hell.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay!

992
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:46,000
Hit me!

993
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,100
Come here, girl!

994
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah

995
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,199
You two stay put.
I'm gonna hurt you!

996
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:30,400
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.

997
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,600
Yo, J. Yo, T.

998
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:35,300
See those two
fine ass ho's right there?

999
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,500
Don't you wish
they were really ho's...

1000
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,500
and they came over here
and said,

1001
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,400
«We want to run a dick-sucking
marathon with y'all two»?

1002
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:45,800
Oh, yeah. I'd like that.
Me too!

1003
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,300
Mm, okay.
You and you.

1004
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,300
We wanna run
a dick-suckin' marathon
with y'all.

1005
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,100
Okay. I'm not
that good at it.

1006
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,100
Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'.
I'm gonna make you mine.

1007
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,600
- Smells good.
- Ooh, you pretty boy-lookin'
motherfucker.

1008
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:09,500
Hey, don't be scared.
It's only pussy.
Oh!

1009
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,500
Don't be scared.

1010
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:14,200
I got two inches of hard dick!

1011
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:18,900
I'll work with you, baby.
Come on.

1012
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:26,900
"Costume party.
Place: Lovell House,
Time: Friday."

1013
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,500
It is Friday.
But that's what
she told Cocoa Butter.

1014
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,100
These bitches
better be gettin' my money.
Hella Back is my bottom bitch.

1015
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,400
You know that, right?
Right. Powder.

1016
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,740
Bitch better be out here
checkin' my motherfuckin' money.

1017
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,000
Don't cuss when I'm tryin'
to listen to the Word.
The Lord don't like that.

1018
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,200
- What did I say?
- You said «bitch, »

1019
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,300
and «bitch» ain't in the Bible.

1020
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,100
I know, bitch,
and neither is «motherfucker.»
So drive this motherfuckin' car.

1021
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,200
And you an assistant pimp.
You ain't even a real pimp.

1022
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,500
So you supposed to be cosigning
to the shit that I say.

1023
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,199
You wanna lose your job,
I will pull your motherfuckin'
application.

1024
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,000
Now let's practice it.
Where's my bitches?
Where's my bitches?

1025
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,000
Where's my bitches?
Where's my bitches?

1026
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,000
You gotta say it together.
It goes in together.

1027
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,300
Where's my bitches?
Okay, check this out.

1028
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,400
Where my bitches?
Can't we just
say «employees»?

1029
01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,900
What about your employees?
No, fuck that!

1030
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:20,700
Oh, yeah! Great ass!

1031
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,900
♪ Box up just like bein'
in your chest, thinks she got
away, don't hold your breath ♪

1032
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
♪ Spinnin' on a track
with Red and Meth ♪

1033
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,420
♪ Open up a fat one and smoke up
the sess, see these, we
the ones with the Wheaties ♪

1034
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,660
♪ Treadin' on them all
Come on, believe me, look who
it is with the hockey feel ♪

1035
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:36,100
♪ Look, an assassin
from Cypress Hill
DJ just resonated ♪

1036
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:40,300
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1037
01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:47,300
Oh, Silas, hi.
Hey, hey.

1038
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:51,200
Um, let me ask you a question.
Now don't laugh. But, um...

1039
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:55,099
Does my ass look fat?
No.

1040
01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:57,100
Put another one
on the front just like it,

1041
01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:00,500
I'll slap both
them motherfuckers.
Badow! Badow!

1042
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,900
Here. Peer pressure,
peer pressure, peer pressure.

1043
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,900
Come on.
Let me holler at you.

1044
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,900
Okay.
All right.

1045
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,800
Oh, that's my song!

1046
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,400
What's this?
Ooh, you got a big sword, baby!

1047
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,800
I-I have to go prepare.

1048
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,600
Oh, you ain't got to
do shit, baby,

1049
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:26,900
except climb out of this costume
and climb into some pussy, baby.

1050
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,100
You have to appreciate
the colorful use
of English language.

1051
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,300
- Oh, yeah!
- Wait, give me
that Chinese egg roll fuck!

1052
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,400
I love America!

1053
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,399
♪ And sing along
to my hip-hop song, had you
chokin' off of a bong ♪

1054
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,700
♪ Cypress Hill and we can't
go wrong, people smokin’
like Cheech and Chong ♪

1055
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,699
Let it be something
he is involved in, and I better
be the biggest cheerleader.

1056
01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:53,699
He is a huge baby.
Yeah, I hear you
with your fine ass.

1057
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:57,500
But pass the blunt, boo.
Damn, you hoggin'
the whole shit!

1058
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,600
I'm sorry.

1059
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:02,200
Whoa, I must be buzzed.
I'm babbling.

1060
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:06,499
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.

1061
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,700
You know, you surprised me
by getting high.

1062
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,200
I'm not that much
of a square, Silas.
I did do it once in high school.

1063
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:14,500
Whatever.

1064
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,900
What about you?
We all have secrets.

1065
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,900
Well, if you act right,
I might just let you
in my head one day.

1066
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,100
Whatever.
But I ain't sayin' shit
on the first date.

1067
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,700
Who said this was a date?

1068
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,200
You smoked my weed, didn't you?
And we almost kissed, didn't we?

1069
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,200
We did not.
Yes, we did.

1070
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,700
We did not.
Here, hit this.

1071
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:43,700
Oh, my bad.

1072
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,599
Did I spoil the moment?
I can't help it, girl.
You know what?

1073
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,600
Them shits
was talkin' to me.
You know what?

1074
01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:51,600
Oh, my God, look at them.
Turn the headlights off.
Stop it!

1075
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,300
I'm gonna tell you something.
This pimpin' that I got
came from a family tree.

1076
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,300
My granddaddy was a pimp.

1077
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,300
My great-great-great-granddaddy
was a pimp.

1078
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,300
I'm talkin' about
pimpin' been since pimpin'...

1079
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,300
since been pimpin'
since been pimpin'.

1080
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,300
It's in your bloodline.
It's in my blood,
and you will never be that.

1081
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,400
- W-W-W-Why?
- Because, you was born,

1082
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,900
all the people in your family
were assistant pimps.

1083
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,300
You's a pimp.
I never deny you that.

1084
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,700
I thought you was the one
the Lord chose.

1085
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,799
If it had not been for the Lord,

1086
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,600
I would not have had
not a bitch come into my life.

1087
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:24,600
Goddamn, not a...
Not a hell, not a bitch.

1088
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:27,200
Nobody say that now nothin'
like you say that now nothin'.

1089
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:30,000
Not a now, not a bitch.
I still don't know
what that shit mean,

1090
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,000
but it sound good!

1091
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:35,900
Now nothin' mean
«don't get a now nothin'.»

1092
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:38,400
Now nothin'.
A now nothin' nothin' now.

1093
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:42,700
-
- Bitch, shut up
and drive this fuckin' car.

1094
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,199
♪ Y'all gonna make me
lose my mind ♪

1095
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,600
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

1096
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:50,000
♪ Y'all gonna make me
go all out ♪

1097
01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:52,400
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

1098
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,800
♪ Y'all gonna make me
act the fool ♪

1099
01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:57,100
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

1100
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,100
♪ Y'all gonna make me
lose my cool ♪

1101
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Raging party
with open beer cans in hallway.

1102
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,400
What's this?

1103
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,400
Oh! Oh!

1104
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:30,000
Sterilize hands tonight
with antibacterial cream
many times.

1105
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,700
What do we have here?

1106
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,900
Nothin'.

1107
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,300
Aha!

1108
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,300
Multi-socket extension cubes.

1109
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,100
This is against campus
fire code section 1743

1110
01:04:56,200 --> 01:05:01,300
"Thou shalt not allow
multi-socket extension cubes
in dorm rooms."

1111
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,000
The extension cords themselves
are intertwined...

1112
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,000
in the most flammable of ways,

1113
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:08,100
and they're producing
an immense amount of heat.

1114
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,700
They could cause an ignition
at any point and igni...

1115
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,100
♪ I smack him with my dick
and the mike ♪

1116
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,100
♪ Y'all niggaz is characters
Not even good actors ♪

1117
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,499
♪ Hmm, let's add up
all the factors “

1118
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,999
♪ You wack, you're twisted
your girl's a ho, you broke
the kid ain’t yours ♪

1119
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,900
Well, I'll be damned.
What is that?

1120
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,300
It's just a baby.

1121
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,700
-
-

1122
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,700
This ain't no damn baby.
What kind of shit is that
hangin' out the back?

1123
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,700
I need to get her home.
Excuse me.

1124
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,900
How's it going, Mad Hatter?
Come on.

1125
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
♪ Y'all gonna make me
act the fool ♪

1126
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,100
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪

1127
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,500
We gonna kill
these motherfuckin' bitches,
huh?

1128
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,400
Hey, look at them
bitches here. Look.

1129
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,800
Hey, little baby bitch.

1130
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:03,400
You little bitch,
you better get up off of me.
Where's my bitches?

1131
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,000
Yo, what's up, homies?

1132
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:10,000
Where my bitches at?
Where our bitches?

1133
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,300
You got the voice down,
but those outfits no good.

1134
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,200
What's wrong with my shit?
Homey, please.

1135
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:21,900
Your Halloween costume.
If you pimp, you broke pimp.

1136
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,900
You know you
fucked up, Woody.
Come on with it.

1137
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,300
Baby powder?
What smell that is?
You changing diapers? Ah!

1138
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,700
Ah!

1139
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:11,000
What the fuck is all this?
What y'all three bitches want?

1140
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:13,700
- Tell them, Powder!
- We already got pussy.
Y'all come back later.

1141
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,800
I'm about to knock you
the fuck out.

1142
01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:18,400
I'm gonna do the knocking out.
Come on with it.

1143
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,200
Oh!

1144
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:31,200
Come on, come on
Come on, come on

1145
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,700
Where you going?
You gotta stay.

1146
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:40,300
Campus-smelling
little motherfucker!

1147
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,500
Plus, there's no room
in the limo!

1148
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,600
I'll be back for you, man.

1149
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,100
You ain't gonna need that.

1150
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,600
-
- The cops!

1151
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:56,100
Somebody owes me
for one night's worth of
flat-back fuckin' up in here!

1152
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,500
Whoa!

1153
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,300
This is exhilarating.
But don't get the wrong idea.

1154
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,520
Megan and I have never done
anything like this before.

1155
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,400
We're virgins. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, both of us.

1156
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:17,800
Molly and I are really into
D'Angelo. Do you have any?

1157
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,800
Ain't that a...
Hell, no, we ain't got no...

1158
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,700
And while you're
sittin' in this car,
you don't run shit.

1159
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,300
- Tell them, Powder.
- Dick drive this car, not pussy.

1160
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,400
-
- Oh, you think it's funny, bitch?

1161
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:34,000
This is pimpin' here.
I been on Wheel of Fortune,
Price is R...

1162
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:38,700
- Oh, bitch. Come on with it.
- You'd rather piss eau de crude
than piss off Powder.

1163
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,700
Oh, that's fine.
Keep on laughin'.
Bring your face over here.

1164
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,400
-
- Pay that shit.

1165
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,700
Oh.

1166
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:51,700
Wow. Ooh.

1167
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,600
Man, ain't no more.
All of Ivory's ashes
was in just that plant.

1168
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,100
Now let's go see what this
Dean «Stick Up His Ass» want.

1169
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,600
He probably gonna curse us out
about that wild-ass party.

1170
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:10,400
Man, that party
was not that wild.

1171
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:14,600
Yeah, it did get
a little out of hand.
You know what I'm sayin'?

1172
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,500
Sex novelties,
obscenity, fighting,

1173
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,500
indecent exposure,

1174
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,900
rock bands, without a permit.

1175
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,900
Welcome, gentlemen,
to academic probation.

1176
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:30,200
Damn, who gonna be our P.O.?

1177
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,300
How charmingly ghetto.

1178
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,500
You're dismissed.

1179
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:42,299
We ain't got no Ivory,

1180
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:45,100
we about to get kicked
the fuck out of here...

1181
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,199
and what the fuck are you doin'?

1182
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,500
Oh, I'm workin'
on my truth serum.

1183
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,000
Why you gotta sound
all belligerent about
my shit anyway?

1184
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,100
Belligerent?
Yeah, belligerent.

1185
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:57,600
As in abusive or truculent.

1186
01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:00,899
Yo, you keep on usin' them
big-ass Harvard words,

1187
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:03,799
and your ghetto pass
is gonna get revoked, buddy.

1188
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,900
Why don't you go pick up
a book or something?

1189
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,800
If I get this shit right,
I get an «A» in botany class.

1190
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:12,700
- Ah, motherfucker.
- When I was 12,

1191
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,900
I used to love watching
my dogs hump.

1192
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,900
- We used to have a good time.
-

1193
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,100
- Whoa!
- Ah!

1194
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,200
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!

1195
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,800
- What the fuck is that?
-

1196
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,900
I'm gonna have to tweak
this shit a little.

1197
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,300
Me hungry.

1198
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,800
I say we burn them books,

1199
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:45,300
go to that graveyard,
find us a smart dead guy
and smoke his skeleton ass.

1200
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,900
We sit down, blaze up,

1201
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,200
hit the books
for a few hours a day,
we got this.

1202
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:56,200
I'm tellin' you.
We don't need no smart dead guy.

1203
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:59,800
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1204
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,800
Light that shit up.

1205
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,500
Hit them books!

1206
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,100
♪ One, two,
One, two, three, yeah ♪

1207
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,200
♪ In-slum-national underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp
the ground ♪

1208
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:19,200
♪ Like a million elephants
with silverback orang-utans
You can’t stop a train ♪

1209
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:22,400
♪ Sittin’ in a drop-top
soakin’ wet, in a silk suit
tryin’ not to sweat ♪

1210
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,500
♪ Hittin’ somersaults without
the net, but this'll be the
year that we won’t forget ♪

1211
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,900
♪ One nine nine nine
ano domi ni, anything goes ♪

1212
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,100
♪ Don’t pull the thang out
Unless you plan to bang ♪

1213
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:38,100
♪ Bombs over Baghdad
Yeah, yeah ♪

1214
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,000
♪ Don’t even bang unless
you plan to hit something ♪

1215
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:43,100
♪ Bombs over Baghdad
These are our midterms? ♪

1216
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,800
See what I'm sayin’?
See what I'm sayin’?
All "F's," son.

1217
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:48,200
We are fucked.
Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked!

1218
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:53,800
How did I fail
women's studies?
I love bitches!

1219
01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:00,800
What are we doing?
Looking for
a smart dead guy.

1220
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,600
Well, guys, hey!

1221
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,700
This guy 'll do.
He's a president.

1222
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,700
Yeah, he should know
all the fuckin' answers.

1223
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:14,600
Answers?
What are you talking about?

1224
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:18,400
Wait, no, no, no! You can't
dig up somebody's grave!
That's disgusting!

1225
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,499
You guys don't think
that there's anything wrong
with this?

1226
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:26,400
Huh? You guys are fucked up!
What are you gonna do
with this now?

1227
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:33,300
Ah, shit!

1228
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:35,500
Oh, God!
Stop actin' like
a little bitch!

1229
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,200
Get the body.

1230
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,100
What the fuck are you doing?

1231
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:48,800
Get the body. You should
have some more respect
for an ex-president, asshole.

1232
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,100
Come on.
Put this shit on your back.

1233
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,100
Oh, God, no!

1234
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,900
Get up before I smack
the shit out of you.

1235
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,900
Come on, come on, come on.

1236
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,300
Oh, my God. It's so good.

1237
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:11,000
Fly! Go fly!

1238
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,100
Yo, Silas.
What's up, dog?

1239
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,700
-
- Whoa, who are you?

1240
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,000
Do you see me?

1241
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:20,800
- Relax! Relax!
- Open, window! Open, window!

1242
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:23,700
Yo, what the fuck
are we gonna do now?

1243
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,200
Fuck you think we gonna do?
We gonna smoke his ass,

1244
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:28,700
then we gonna start
askin' questions.

1245
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:33,700
Wait a minute. Didn't
you put the ashes in the soil
before you grew the plant?

1246
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,400
We ain't got no time for that
shit. We gotta grind him now.
Get this arm.

1247
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:41,000
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1248
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:44,500
This is
a motherfuckin' president, man.
What the fuck are we doin'?

1249
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,800
You wanna stay in Harvard
or what?

1250
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,900
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1251
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,900
I Need Money,
did you check him for any
jewelry or money or anything?

1252
01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:56,100
Fuck all that, man.
Listen, I'm cuttin'
this arm now.

1253
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,800
Get the arm!
Get the arm, man.

1254
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,200
Y'all calm down!
We got this. Calm down.

1255
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:11,900
-
This is insane.
- Oh, shit!

1256
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,600
You is a nasty motherfucker!

1257
01:14:29,300 --> 01:14:32,700
I can't smoke a finger!

1258
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,900
-
- This shit's not workin'.

1259
01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,300
Hey, what up, bros?

1260
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,400
I didn't know that you guys
were gonna be here.

1261
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:47,000
I saved your plant.

1262
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:52,300
What did you do to it?
This is a special plant.

1263
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,400
- I know.
- You stole our plant!

1264
01:14:55,500 --> 01:15:00,000
Damn right, he stole your plant.
Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up
all the plant.

1265
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:03,800
You're gonna have to study
on your own. Damn, they can't
hear me or see me. Tell’em!

1266
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:06,200
Well, you know, someone else
was breakin' in here,

1267
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:10,600
so I caught them
and you can give me a reward,
like more of the plant.

1268
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:12,900
Man, we ain't got no more
goddamn plant!

1269
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,300
Hoggin' all the good shit.

1270
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:19,900
- Wait. Ivory here?
- Yeah, maybe.

1271
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,800
- Repeat after me.
- Repeat after me.

1272
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:23,100
Yo, dog.
Yo, zog.

1273
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,900
- Dog.
- Og.

1274
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,900
You idiot.
You idiot!

1275
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,800
I'm disappearin'.
I'm disappearing.

1276
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,100
- What?
- What?

1277
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:31,800
- What?
- What?
- What?

1278
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,000
This reminds me
of my lab back at the crib.

1279
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:41,200
I have some of the same stuff.
How'd you get that?

1280
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:44,200
- I stole it.
- Just place them
on the wall there.

1281
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:47,200
Um, well, well, well.

1282
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:51,500
Never thought
I'd find you two ghetto asses
up in here studying.

1283
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:55,100
- Ghetto asses?
- Oh, did I say that?

1284
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:58,100
Oh, it must be the effects
of the brownies you sent me.

1285
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:01,100
They must still be in my system.

1286
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,700
Lauren,
how's the project coming?

1287
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,700
Fine. As a matter of fact,

1288
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,100
I'm going to check on that
right now.

1289
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,699
- You know, I got to go.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1290
01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:10,800
- You know, I got to go.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1291
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:14,699
Yo, Dean.
Yo, why you gotta be a hater?

1292
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,400
Oh, yes, I'm a hater.
I hate pot-smoking punks...

1293
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,300
that think that everything
should just be given to them.

1294
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,400
You two are an absolute disgrace
to this university.

1295
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:26,500
Yo, Dean, man, what are those?

1296
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:30,200
Oh, these.
These are invitations
to the alumni celebration...

1297
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:32,500
in which the vice president
will be attending...

1298
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,500
and Lauren will be unveiling her
Benjamin Franklin experiment.

1299
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,600
Certain students will be invited...
Those that pass their finals.

1300
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,600
For real?
But you won't pass
your finals.

1301
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:47,300
You'll fail, and then I'll have you out
of my hair and out of Harvard.

1302
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:51,000
Happy studying, gentlemen.

1303
01:16:51,100 --> 01:16:53,200
Fuck!

1304
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,360
I'm trying to do my thing.
It's pimpin' over here.

1305
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:59,300
- Baby Powder, when you gonna
pay us our money?
- I got a $25 money order...

1306
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,199
$25?
Money order?

1307
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,500
- That you bitches can split.
- Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?

1308
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,900
Come on with it.
I got you.

1309
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:11,200
- If it ain't «Rice Puff Daddy.»
- No, no, Powder. That's «Run M.S.G.»

1310
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:14,900
- Hey, what you listening to, brother?
- Wu-Tang.

1311
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,200
Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang.
I came to bring the pain

1312
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,200
Hardcore to the brain
Dollar, dollar bill, y'all

1313
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:23,600
We don't listen
to that Chinese shit.
We do this. This what we do.

1314
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,800
Oh, you can't dance!

1315
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,099
You need to sit down.
Mm-mm.

1316
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:31,200
I'm gonna round them
motherfuckin' almond eyes
of yours out, understand me?

1317
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:34,800
Hold on, Powder.
Let's not get «ignant.»

1318
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,800
Maybe he just came here
to pay our money.

1319
01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:40,000
No, actually,
I come for your girls.
Ooh!

1320
01:17:40,100 --> 01:17:43,400
Actually,
you gonna come back and give me
them two duck sauces your mama...

1321
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:49,200
Let me get my switchblade out.
Let me get my blade.

1322
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:52,100
-
- Ooh, shit!

1323
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,800
Come on, bitch.
Man, it was two egg rolls,
It wasn't duck sauce.

1324
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:57,800
-
-

1325
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,000
Ooh!
Ooh! Ow!

1326
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:05,300
Who the bitch now, bitch?
Bitch!

1327
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,300
I need to slap
my goddamn self for that.

1328
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:12,400
Pimps go through this kind
of shit from time to time.

1329
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,200
Mm.

1330
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,400
Yes, Dean Cain here.

1331
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,700
Yes, I did receive them.
As a matter of fact,

1332
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:26,000
I was just going over Silas
and Jamal's grades...

1333
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,100
and I see they're all «F's.»

1334
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:30,499
Yes. I agree.

1335
01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:33,499
Very sad. Very sad indeed.

1336
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,700
Yes.
Well, I'll speak to you later.

1337
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,700
Bye-bye.

1338
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,300
Yes, yes, yes!

1339
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:47,000
Ah!
Hey!

1340
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:51,599
Dean Cain expects us
off campus by Monday.

1341
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,099
It went that bad
in botany class?

1342
01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:56,600
Kid lost
about 1 5 pounds of fluid.

1343
01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:01,700
And that
was just from the mouth.
And I'm still below a 2.0.

1344
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,899
Man, we gonna get
kicked the fuck out this school.

1345
01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:07,100
Maybe I can go back
to being your manager...

1346
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,700
and you strip at that club again
like you used to.

1347
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,700
No, we can't give up.

1348
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,300
You can't let the dean win.

1349
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,800
Did Commander Riker give up
when the Borg infiltrated
the Starship Enterprise...

1350
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,100
and Captain Picard came back
all half robot?

1351
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:23,300
The Borgs? They're here!

1352
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:26,800
Oh, God, run for your life!
Oh!

1353
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:31,300
My point is that you two...
My point is
shut the fuck up!

1354
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,300
It's over.

1355
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,200
And we out of here.
Wash my hands.

1356
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:39,700
Silas, man, you can't give up.

1357
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,900
If you get this
botany grade changed,
they have to keep you.

1358
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,200
My... Yeah, my truth serum.
Yeah.

1359
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:49,400
I gotta fix it. Yo!
That's right.

1360
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,200
Yo, yo

1361
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,600
Here's your coffee.

1362
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,700
Nausea.

1363
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,600
Ah, Bart.
Nice to see you.

1364
01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:20,600
Listen.
I think I have a solution
to your little problem.

1365
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:25,800
Oh, no. I already got
the prescription filled.
Zing!

1366
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:29,500
Not that problem.
I'm talking about the boys.

1367
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,200
Those rejects
have been rejected.

1368
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,800
Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back!

1369
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,600
Holler.

1370
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:41,600
- Dean, what a surprise.
Look who's here.
- How exciting.

1371
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,700
Guys, we weren't expecting you,
but you're right on time.

1372
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,200
Let's go meet
the next likely leader
of the free world.

1373
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,100
What are you two doing here?

1374
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:56,100
Couldn't have my future ex-wife
show up to some bigwig event...

1375
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,100
without her daddy on her arms.

1376
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:02,100
Ain't that right, baby?
Right, Daddy.

1377
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,900
Old friends, fellow alums,

1378
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,400
it's wonderful
being back here at Harvard...

1379
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,899
where I get to see
my beautiful daughter.

1380
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:12,100
Hi.
Hi, Daddy. Daddy.

1381
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,000
Mm-hmm.
This is Jamal.
Jamal, this is my dad.

1382
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:17,600
Ah, hello, Jamal.
Mr. President.

1383
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:21,200
And I call you Mr. President
'cause I know you gonna
rock this election.

1384
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,200
I hope you're right, son.
Uh-oh, camera.

1385
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,799
All right, Ivory.
This is the last of you.
Do your stuff.

1386
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,500
Ha!
Oh, hey, hey, hey, Professor.
What's going on?

1387
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,100
Nice to see you again.
Listen. Tonight,

1388
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,300
I got a feeling you gonna
see my experiment work.

1389
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:45,600
I hope we don't have
to pass out any barf bags.

1390
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:49,300
Don't even worry about that.
See, I found my secret ingredient.

1391
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,300
By adding a little bit
of chro... cannabis,

1392
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,500
I was able
to counteract the nausea.

1393
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:58,300
I'm proud of you.
Thank you, Professor.
Thank you, man.

1394
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,800
- I actually feel wonderful.
- Isn't he great, Daddy?

1395
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,600
Yeah.
Yeah.

1396
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:10,600
He's great.
He's great.

1397
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,500
- Good service.
- Hey, Jamie.

1398
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,900
Here's your dad
after a frat party.

1399
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:27,000
We don't want the dean
to get his panties in a bunch.

1400
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,600
He might want to spank us!
Oh, sit down.

1401
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:37,999
Wait a minute. I know
you all two ain't over here
playin' grab ass...

1402
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,100
while I'm entertainin'
my future vanilla villa
father over there, are you?

1403
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,800
Yeah, oh, yeah!
Yeah?

1404
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:47,400
Man, look, man. The serum
workin', man. They hot, dog.
Look! Hey, man, look.

1405
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:51,000
I got somethin' to tell you.
Man, I been pinchin'
your weed off.

1406
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:53,499
What you tellin' me for?
Damn.

1407
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:56,300
I don't know. I guess
it's that new serum, man.

1408
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,700
I'm sorry, man.
That's okay.
Don't even worry about it.

1409
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:03,500
No, it ain't all right, man.
Yo, I been takin' your CDs.
I been usin' your weed pipes.

1410
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,800
I even been lookin' at Lauren's
ass a couple of times, man.
Whoa!

1411
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:12,200
She's fine, and if she gave
me the chance, I would wax that
ass till she show me what she...

1412
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,800
Whoa, whoa!
Hold up.

1413
01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:17,000
Jamal, I will take that
as a compliment.

1414
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:19,900
Thank you.

1415
01:23:19,901 --> 01:23:21,300
Thank you.

1416
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,800
We all know that Harvard
has been honored to host...

1417
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:27,000
some of Benjamin Franklin's
artifacts, which I personally found.

1418
01:23:27,100 --> 01:23:30,100
Like this cannon-like
article back here.

1419
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:34,200
Now later you can take note
of the foot-operated carburetor,

1420
01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:38,100
the reservoir
and the top-loading bud bowl.

1421
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
Harvard is now...

1422
01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:45,300
the proud owner
of America's first... bong.

1423
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,600
A bong?

1424
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:52,200
This is, this is outrageous!

1425
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:54,899
If Benjamin Franklin
were here today,

1426
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:57,899
he would deny and denounce
any claim...

1427
01:23:57,900 --> 01:23:59,899
to these so-called findings.

1428
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,200
I'm gonna have
to disagree on that.

1429
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:05,700
Yo, Ben, tell this fool.
Is that a bong or what?

1430
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:09,000
Yep. It's the liberty bong.
Light that shit.

1431
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:13,100
Smoke that shit, pass that shit.

1432
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,700
Yo, you gotta come
to this party, Ben.

1433
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,100
- Hey, man. Hey.
- Come on, man. Smoke.

1434
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,800
Gerald!

1435
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,500
Oh, yeah!

1436
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,600
This is insane!

1437
01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:30,700
What are you all laughing at?

1438
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,899
Dean, I have had it
with your uptight,

1439
01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:36,200
- self-serving,
overopinionated ass!
- Get’im!

1440
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:38,700
In short, you are fired!

1441
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:43,100
-
- Hit the bricks, dog!

1442
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,600
Get down with my girlfriend

1443
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,800
That ain’t right

1444
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,100
The bi g payback

1445
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:03,299
Silas!
Jamal.

1446
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:07,300
Yo, dog, man.
Look like you did it, dog, man.
You got a new serve, man.

1447
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,900
You gonna be
an herbal scientist, my brother.

1448
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:12,300
Me and you turned this place
upside down, didn't we?

1449
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,800
Did we!
Amazing what two brothers...

1450
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:17,700
from the P. can do with just
a little bit of opportunity.

1451
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,700
Word.
Holler at your dogs, man.

1452
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,399
I will, man.

1453
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:25,400
-
-

1454
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:28,000
Secret Service!

1455
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on
the black-on-black crime, bro.

1456
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:38,900
Oh, this motherfucker done
messed up my shit!

1457
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,300
Back up! Back up, nigger!
You better give me three feet!

1458
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,700
Give me three feet!

1459
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,300
- Whoa!
-

1460
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:52,400
Hey, get up.
Oh, my God

1461
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,399
Oh, cool.

1462
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:58,000
Take him away, boys.
Take your hands off of me!
Do you realize who I am?

1463
01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:01,800
- What are you looking at?
- I Need Money, you talked!

1464
01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:04,700
Why, yes, Jamal.
It is somewhat
of a surprise to me also.

1465
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:09,800
Lord, it's a gift!
It's a gift from above!
Make it float like a dove!

1466
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,900
Make it scream like Michael
in a rhinestone glove.
Lord, Lord, Lord.

1467
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,900
Popcorn player.
Popcorn player.

1468
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,200
I didn't inhale!
Woo-hoo!

1469
01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:27,599
God, this is the wildest time
I've ever had.

1470
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,400
You won't mind that I'm bangin'
your daughter on the regular.

1471
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,400
No, no!
Not at all.

1472
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:35,899
Good, ’cause Jamal's
gonna be my baby daddy.

1473
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:39,500
Ah, son, welcome to the family.

1474
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,800
Daddy.

1475
01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:46,200
Silas, your experiment
was a success.

1476
01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:50,000
Your serum worked, and you're
going to get an «A» in my course.

1477
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,700
Ooh, Professor!
So that means I get to stay.

1478
01:26:52,900 --> 01:26:56,200
You betcha!
You can stay as long
as it takes you to graduate.

1479
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:59,000
I don't care.
Right, ladies?
Mmm!

1480
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:01,300
Shall we, ladies?

1481
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,200
Hey, down here!
This is not happening!

1482
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:07,300
Lauren, you are coming with me!

1483
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:10,700
Honey, you have never
satisfied me.

1484
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,900
Huh?

1485
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,900
Silas?

1486
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,900
But I can.

1487
01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:28,400
The day you lay off
is the day you pay off.

1488
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:31,400
We come in here
to get our old bitches,
but if they ain't in here,

1489
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:35,300
we gonna get those
intellect bitches and start
our own new stable, feel me?

1490
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:38,100
Just keep it pimpalicious.
Keep it pimpalicious!

1491
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:41,400
Powder, what are you
doing here?
What are you doing in here?

1492
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:44,299
Well, I've been rolling
this joint for 20 years.

1493
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,400
But if these people knew
I was using your
Dial-A-Ho service,

1494
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,400
they might not understand.

1495
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:52,600
You are one
of my biggest customers.
You like them hand-jobs,

1496
01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:54,600
fat bitches pissin' on you
all the time.

1497
01:27:54,700 --> 01:27:57,000
I like the ladies.
Licking poodle feets and shit.

1498
01:27:57,100 --> 01:28:00,400
Just stop it right there.
Have you ever been to college?

1499
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:04,199
- Yeah, two years Pussyology.
- Academia. I like it.

1500
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:08,100
Give me a call next week.
I think we can work
something out.

1501
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,500
Today's class is called
Pimpology I and II.

1502
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:14,800
I'm one, that's two.
That's what your ass will be...

1503
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,200
if you don't pass this class.

1504
01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:20,100
It got to come out right!
And if it don't come out right,

1505
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,800
you ain't gonna get
the pimp tonight!

1506
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:24,000
- Where my bitches?
- Where my bitches?

1507
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:26,500
Come on with it...

1508
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,200
and let it fly!

1509
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,300
Not yourselves!
Shit!

1510
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:36,900
That was deep!
That was deep.

1511
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:40,100
Ten.
Camera rolling shot on "A."
"D" marker.

1512
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:42,700
Cut!

1513
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,200
And another thing, I forgot
my motherfuckin' lines!

1514
01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:50,200
Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog.
You can't be laughin' at me.

1515
01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:52,200
Fuck my close-up up, nigger.

1516
01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:55,800
They know we stole the...
What is that?

1517
01:28:55,900 --> 01:29:01,100
I knew it.
You guys and your lines.

1518
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,300
Can I get some pussy?
Sure. Come on in.

1519
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,000
I told you we should have went
to U.C.L.A.

1520
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:10,599
Man, damn all this.
I'm about to go stick my dick
in a Thermos or something.

1521
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,800
Puffs of purgatory
for everybody. Line’em up!

1522
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:15,420
Puffs of purgatory, baby!
Puffs of purgatory.
Puffs of purgatory.

1523
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:20,100
See each other no more.
I mean, the fuckin' around...

1524
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,200
Ah, shit!

1525
01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:38,400
I pledge allegiance to the pimp
of the united pimps of America.

1526
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:39,900
Oh!

1527
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,700
Come on, you fuckers!
Call action!

1528
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:46,400
Uh-oh.
I don't give a fuck
if it breaks!

1529
01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:49,000
You hear me?
Goddamn it!

1530
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,400
Turn that goddamn water off!

1531
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:55,000
Cut! Cut! Cut!

1532
01:29:55,100 --> 01:29:56,500
- Cut.
- Cut.

1533
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:59,500
- Cut!
- Cut!
- Cut!

1534
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:03,100
The movie's over. Go home.
Why don't you get
out of your seat?

1535
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,240
Go home! Go home!
All y'all.
Y'all don't wanna leave!

1536
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,000
♪ Yo, ladies and gentlemen
Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪

1537
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:13,000
♪ We got Toni Braxton
up in the house ♪

1538
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,200
♪ So high that I can kiss
the skies, bitch ♪

1539
01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:17,700
♪ We live up in here, y'all ♪

1540
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,100
♪ How high, motherfuckers
How high ♪

1541
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,300
♪ How, how, how, how
How, how, how, how ♪

1542
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:24,799
♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪

1543
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:27,100
♪ Tical shittin’ again
Spittin’ to win ♪

1544
01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:29,800
♪ Load they guns clip in the end
None sicker than him ♪

1545
01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:32,800
♪ Yes, indeed
I'm ill as any S. T.D.
or sex disease ♪

1546
01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:34,800
♪ These dirty rats
want extra cheese ♪

1547
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,300
♪ On that piece of the pie
Now ask me how high ♪

1548
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,800
♪ Until you reach for the sky
Blame the crooked letter "I" ♪

1549
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,200
♪ That's my home
Twenty three's
wrapped in chrome ♪

1550
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,800
♪ Not only snap on y'all niggers
but I'll snap dem bones ♪

1551
01:30:44,900 --> 01:30:47,200
♪ Slap your dome
Make you leave
that crack alone ♪

1552
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:49,500
♪ You got the key to the city
but the latch is on ♪

1553
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,500
♪ I gots it locked
bringin’ the noise ♪

1554
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:54,000
♪ Bringin’ the funk Dr. Spock
Bringin’ my boys ♪

1555
01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:57,200
♪ Bringin’ you lungs
Pop the Glock but only

1556
01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,900
♪ Jack the Ripper
don’t make me have to kill
this bitch ♪

1557
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,400
♪ Back to get ya
Put it in check
That's the mista

1558
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,000
♪ Meth with his wood
on your neck
Shut your lips up ♪

1559
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,900
♪ Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪

1560
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:15,000
♪ So high that I could kiss
the sky ♪

1561
01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:20,200
♪ Brick city
to the crooked letter I ♪

1562
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:24,200
♪ Let's get, let's get
Let's get
Yo, yo ♪

1563
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:27,400
♪ Yo, you can call on the man
when the party is borin’ ♪

1564
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,900
♪ I had these ho’s strippin’
till it's part of the mornin’ ♪

1565
01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:32,500
♪ I love a fat chick
with a body enormous ♪

1566
01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,900
♪ It ain’t about the weight, yo
It's how they perform it ♪

1567
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,500
♪ My dash is 10
My weed half a pound ♪

1568
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:40,000
♪ When there's smoke in the air
my nose is like a basset hound's ♪

1569
01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:42,300
♪ I don’t stash the drug
Nigga, divide ♪

1570
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:45,500
♪ I'm that nigga that ride
with a trigger to get a supply ♪

1571
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,500
♪ High is how I stay
all the time ♪

1572
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,900
♪ Niggas, close the door
Yo, bitches
shut all your blinds ♪

1573
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,500
♪ If I'm hard to find
take two puffs and pass ♪

1574
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:55,000
♪ I stayed back
but my Benz moved up a class ♪

1575
01:31:55,100 --> 01:31:57,599
♪ It's Dock and Meth
The format is real sickening ♪

1576
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,000
♪ Contagious
We out for Mista Biggs women ♪

1577
01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:02,300
♪ You better shut your trap
when my dogs around ♪

1578
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:05,100
♪ We pissin’ on fire hydrants
so walk around, bitch ♪

1579
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,200
♪ Smoke cheeba cheeba
Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪

1580
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:15,000
♪ Yeah, so high
till I reach the sky ♪

1581
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:20,400
♪ Brick city
and the crooked letter "I" ♪

1582
01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,999
♪ Let's get, yo Let's get ♪

1583
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,999
♪ Yo, let's get ♪

1584
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,300
♪ Mista Method Man
puttin’ in work foot in the dirt ♪

1585
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,900
♪ Like it's all good roll
through your hood
pushin’ a hearse ♪

1586
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,200
♪ I wish y'all would come
around like Clint Eastwood ♪

1587
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:34,900
♪ As if your, reppin’ your hood
in my neck of the woods ♪

1588
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,900
♪ Street vanillas in the pj's ♪

1589
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,100
♪ Grimy bitch,
I wear the same shit
for three days ♪

1590
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:43,100
♪ Find me lit
Blunts spark like Felipe
Fuck the he say, she say ♪

1591
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:47,300
♪ You're just a mike off
Yo, call me Bob Backlund
I break backs on ho’s ♪

1592
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:50,500
♪ Who look like Toni Braxton
Can run with these bony
masked men ♪

1593
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,700
♪ I'm out the gutter
I'm out to send your
baby mother out for rubbers ♪

1594
01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:57,300
♪ We fuckin’ tonight
Bitches wanna crowd around
while I'm cuppin’ the mike ♪

1595
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,900
♪ I'm a gorilla,
leave a banana
stuck in your pipe ♪

1596
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,300
♪ 'Cause I'm a real block winner
The Doc inna ♪

1597
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:05,100
♪ Bitch, one of my balls
bigger than the Epcot Center ♪