Leann

Okay. First off, I want to start this saying I’m not promising anything. You might never score, or you might score back to back pints (literally, has happened before) using this guide.

Where to go
Urgent Cares are the easiest, until you find a doctor who is fully corrupt. The sketchier looking the office, the better. You are going to be seeing internal care doctors at Urgent care Clinics. Use your insurance to pay for your visits when you can, but many clinics that prescribe narcotics are cash only, but pay after consultation. Ideally you would call and ask if it is a pay after or before consultation clinic. The pay afters are better, because you don’t risk any $. If you don’t get the script you want, simply say this isn’t going to work for me, and walk out. All they did was check your vitals. No reason to pay for that.

What to say
First off: COUGH A FUCKING TON. Be the nasty one in the waiting room sounding like you got the plague. Also: dress nice. Don’t look like you want to ingest cough syrup in large quantities. You have a wet cough that is keeping you up at night. It started 3-4 days ago, and is causing an immense amount of chest pain. The chest pain is the thing keeping you up at night, and ultimately the thing that will get you codeine. Say you tried Robitussin DM and it didn’t work for you. Say you haven’t slept in a day or so because of the cough. If they try to give you Promethazine DM, say you “had a cough before and tried something called phenergan and it was the only thing that worked.” Don’t mention codeine. If you even say the words promethazine with codeine in the office you will get DM or worse. Just don’t mention it. If he tries to prescribe you tessalon pearls, say they didn’t work for you last time (they look like fish oil caps if he asks. Sometimes they do).

Honestly its all a finesse. You are a student. You are a hard worker at _______ company and you can’t be missing sleep and missing shifts!

You will probably end up with a 6 or better if you just keep coughing enough lol.

If they try to prescribe you Hydrocan/hyromet say you have had it before and it hurts your stomach a ton. It can cause really bad side effects when sipped in oz quantities.

If they try to give you Promethazine VC w/ Codeine say you straight up refuse the script because this shit is whack and you are gonna take your money somewhere else. Contains phenylephrine. Would highly recommend not sipping this. Phenylephrine is a stimulant and can cause cardiovascular problems, especially in higher than prescribed doses. This syrup is an orange-red. You will get high from this but the effects of the phenylephrine will dull the effects of the prometh and codeine and you'll have a tweakish high.

Promethazine DM: It is yellow. It contains dextromethorphan which will make you trip in very large doses. I would not recommend sipping this because you'll probably have seizures from the large amounts of promethazine trying to get a high enough dose of DXM.



Pharmacy
Hardest part of the score. COUGH COUGH COUGH. Pharmacists know that you aren’t sick 99% of the time. If you score multiple scripts, obviously don’t go to the same pharmacy with different doctors names. Go to CVS once. Go to Walgreens once. Be aware of the amount you are getting and how much should be taken daily, and don’t try to refill a script too soon.