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- [parody of "It's our House Now"]
- [Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsjRRA7vbUw]
- Ganondorf (with Helmaroc King): Release date’s near, time to bring in the bantz. Sorry Peachie, but we don’t get to brag like this every day
- Mario Mouse: Okie dokie! Now it's time for a change of pace.
- Bowser: SHOWTIME!
- Mario: Huh? Mama mia...
- Ganondorf: Right you are, Mario. There’s a new Smash coming, you know, and with just the right touch.
- Ganondorf: This could be quite the game
- Bowser: An exciting, wholesome roster
- Octavio: That’s the appeal
- Dracula: Playing heel
- Hades: Who cares for dull hero reveals
- Bowser: We love the asshole play
- Dracula: Want to ruin someone’s day?
- Ganondorf, Dracula, Bowser, and Hades: All pipe dreams are legitimate
- Octavio: For villains here in Ultimate.
- Ganondorf, Octavio, Dracula, Bowser, and Hades: It’s our game now
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Sephirot and Dark Samus, Hardin and Black Knight: Dark and edgy now that’s fun
- Black Shadow, Koopalings and Porky: People crave it
- Boo, Poe, Medusa Head : You can’t run
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Koopalings: Be the dirtbag of your choice
- Wily, Eggman and Coyle: Villain reps will take the stage
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Timmy and Tommy Nook: All the never ever talk can go to hell
- Medusa: Our size is no longer a concern
- Ridley: Case in point.
- Skull Kid: We can get inside out of pure fan outrage
- K Rool: We’ve done the work
- Kremlings: We krok’d the vote
- Ganondorf, Dracula, The K Rool, The Kremlings and Skull Kid: Now shove your complaints down your throat
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Marx and Magolor: Mean and greedy
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Koopalings: We’re all seedy
- Hades: three new reps and going strong
- Drybones and Stalfos: Shill your dream picks
- K Rool: Murder these Kongs!
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Wolf O’Donell: It’s so nasty
- All villains: Pick your main and smash away
- Echoes clones the new the old they’re all fine
- Bowser: Kick that plumber!
- Dracula: Game over, Mario!
- Octavio: Buoy voyage, Mario!
- Ganondorf: So long, gay Mario!
- All villains: It’s our game now
- Go cry to Sakurai
- It’s our game now
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