NOW, this is a story all about how her life got flip turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute so you don't fret. I'll tell ya how she became the dick of the whole internet.

In an inbred town, born and raised, on Stickam is where she spent most of her days. Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some videos lookin' like a fool. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in the chat room. She got in one little fight and her dad got scared and said.....

YOU DUN GOOF'D!!!!!!!!