One day on MG,

there was a big event. Everybody was there Net,Bob,Kraken,Cheezus,Neko,Viral and Petaflop.
It was the three year anniversary of MG. Kraken got on the mic to say a few words "Fuck cre8ive and floofland, we're gonna build a wall and make them pay for it".
Net was going to get Neko And Cheezus a Drink when he had a thought "If I slip a Viagra and a date rape drug in to each one of there drinks...".
Cheezus and Neko sip on the drinks there both out by the time the event ends.

Neko and Cheezus wake up tied to a pole with no clothes on. Through Cheezus' blurred vision he sees Net half dressed gripping whip in his hand
 and a dildo in his mouth. Cheezus says "ohok.jpg" Neko says "...".  Net says "First I will fuck Neko Then then Cheeus. Cheeus you will fuck Neko Hard
Until you cum in her as i whip both of you. -Aros interrupts and says "KYS NET!". Net continues "Well now that you said i will cut your bus dick off and shove it
up your ass.".
Cheezus was sitting at his computer, jacking off to dolphin erotica for all we know. Suddenly, a large skull popped out of the screen! It was Senpai Sans! But Sans was not Sans, because he had the voice of Zaz969 and a bigass nose! "DAMN DANIEL!" Zaz snorted out of his inflated nose. "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, BUT SINCE I'M ALLEGEDLY STRAIGHT, I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH YOU!" Zaz's nose deflated as a pink gas wafted out. Cheez inhaled the gas and felt all tingly. "AHH! I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" The gas eventually dissipated, and Cheezus was startled by his...her? new voice "AHH! I STILL CAN'T SEE SHIT... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!" He realized that his...her? new brown straight hair was blinding him...her? her. She looked down and saw a large pair of breasts and an ass to boot. "Obligatory comment about the fact that I am now female and was male" said Cheezus. Suddenly, a wild Zaz969 appeared! He was wearing a fedora and had a massive bulge in his pants.

At the tip of Zaz's fedora, Cheezus's furburger became extremely wet, and began to drip. This feeling only intensified when Zaz said through a mountain of fat on his face, "M'LADY". Both undressed, and laid down in bed. Cheezus wanted it so bad, so Zaz pulled out his dong, revealing his empty fleshlight holster in the process.. It was a massive chode. Zaz said "Oops! forgot something!" He pulled out a specially designed dragon dildo strap-on he paid 300 dollars for, and fastened it to his monster lump. Cheezus was begging for it in the ass, so they continued the night with disgusting, ball-slapping sex.

TheKerbalKraken woke up in Cheezus' computer chair. It was still sticky with her ass-sweat. He heard the incessant moaning that was rattling the very foundation of the house, and wondered what the fuck was going on in Cheezus' bedroom. He opened the door, and saw the awesome sight that he had dreaded. Zaz and Cheezus were doing it doggy style, and at such speed that it looked like one of Heisenberg's prop engines that he made when he was stoned beyond belief. He slowly and quietly whispered "wIDE DICK 40" before falling on the ground and convulsing because he remembered that he's supposed to have PTSD or something. Cheezus had the best night of her life.

Cheezus woke up the next morning, he thought it was a nightmare. "Phew!" Cheezus TRIED to say. He couldn't say a word, and he couldn't even move! Then, he realized that he couldn't see anything! Suddenly, he saw blinding light as Zaz pulled up his rolls of fat to reveal his fleshlight holster. Cheezus then had the terrible realization, HE was the fleshlight!

fin.

Cheezus had gotten used to life as a fleshlight, although she still missed actually being human, and not being trapped in a sex toy like some sort of dirty genie. One day, Zaz saw a fleshlight of a dolphin on Ebay. He wanted it so badly, but a double holster would completely drain the money inherited to him from his late childhood. He had to make a sacrifice, buy this dolphin fleshlight and throw away this one, or keep it. He decided on the first option. This may have been what broke the spell.

Around a week later, Zaz finally got off his ass and decided to take out the trash. Zaz was puzzled that his fleshlight was missing, but he didn't care thanks to the fact that his new dolphin fleshlight would be arriving from today. He didn't care to look behind his shelf, and maybe that's for the best because a still-female Cheezus was hiding there.
She dared not talk, might she attract the attention of the mountain of flesh currently taking out his garbage.

After Zaz went back into his apartment, Cheezus lined herself up on the road, ran backwards, and jumped. "Hmm... How did I not figure out that B-Hopping was possioblebosobneosnbseseb...." Her voice was drowned out by the wind whipping by at over 700 miles per hour. She passed by a game of Car Soccer, and went into the arena. She rammed the ball at such speed that it teleported into Blue's net. "RED GOAL" croaked the announcer from the booth high above the field. After leaving, she B-Hopped at such speed that she made a sub-orbital trajectory to her home town of Leamington.

She stepped into her home, and immediately was greeted by the stench of rot. she walked into her room to realize that TkeKerbalKraken had never actually recovered from his convulsing, and died. She saw her gaming setup, and sat in her chair. She tried to boot up her computer, and instead was greeted by a webpage conveniently telling her all about Zaz's secret organization focused on making everybody in the world trans! They must be stopped!

The webpage also contained the address to Zaz's secret base on Jupiter's moon Ganymede. She readied herself for her fastest B-Hop yet. She began to jump, and she immediately gained speed to nearly five thousand miles per hour. She began to jump with better timing, and nearly circumnavigated the earth by the time she hit 20,000 miles per hour. Once she hit escape velocity, it was only a twenty year long journey to Ganymede that awaited her.

She hit Ganymede's crust at nearly 50,000 and eventually slowed to a stop. She dusted herself and her surroundings off, and found a welcome mat in the shape of a penis. "Well played, Zaz." she said to herself. She traced a triangle around the mat, and yelled "BABY GRAVY!" to nobody in particular. The mat split into three pieces revealing a Dance Dance Revolution console. She then proceeded to beat Zaz's record twenty times before the DDR console split into three, and revealed the airlock Cheezus suspected was there.

She opened the airlock and came upon four armed guards, equipped with dildo launchers. Cheezus was completely unfazed by this. She said "I am a cis-gender white female who don't need no man." The guards were so aroused by the prospect of being raided by a cis gender white female that their penises SEXPOLDED and they died. After she got through them, she saw a large corridor with doors labeled "spare dragon dildo strap-ons". When she got to the end, she saw a large door labeled "ZAZ'S ROOM NO GIRLS ALLOWED". It was magnetically locked, but it had voice recognition software. She quickly pulled out her phone, and googled Zaz's youtube channel. She held her phone up to the mic and played one of his fan-fiction Let's Reads.

The door slowly swing up, ricer style. and revealed a newly thin Zaz wanking off to a picture of Archie's dolphin dong. "DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?!" Zaz yelled before recognizing who she was. "Oh wait, you're Cheezus aren't you?" "I know what you're trying to do, Zaz, IT WON'T WORK!" Zaz chuckled for a bit and said "Silly Cheezus, you're out of time." Zaz produced a glowing red fleshlight out of his pocket and pressed on it's rubbery part. A loud alarm sound filled the room as a picture of earth came up on the center-console, covering up Archie's dolphin dong. Slowly, a pink haze built up in earth's atmosphere. Cheezus recognized this as the cliché as fuck TG gas. "YOU MONSTER!" Cheezus cried as she watched in horror.

Cheezus spawned a knife using a toolgun she found, and stabbed Zaz in the chode. "AHHH Shiiiiiiiiit." Zaz sputtered as blood leaked from his new vagina thing. "There is one thing I need to tell you, Cheezus-san, This isn't your universe." Cheezus was confused "What?!" "The fleshlight was a portal to this universe, you didn't think you could do what you did in real life, did you?" Trying to hide the shame of being a gullible little cunt, Cheezus said "Uhhh... no?" "Good! But that brings up another topic, why would everybody know all these memes that are indigenous to our community?" "I don't know..?" Cheezus said, still confused. "The fleshlight to your universe is in Storage Room 360, get out of my sight before I call some guards specially trained in assrape."

Cheezus went back to where she came from, and counted down the rooms "500, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 499," Eventually she found room 360 and walked in, only to find that it's sole content was the fleshlight. She crawled in somehow, and on the other side was a Cheezus' room. He looked down to see that he actually had his manhood back! "ye" was his only response.

fin.