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  1. CURRENT technicianMagician [CTM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2. CTM: =====# hello?
  3. CURRENT leviathanWrangler [CLW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  4. CLW: ~ um~
  5. CLW: ~ hi~
  6. CLW: ~ ssorry~
  7. CTM: =====# sorry?
  8. CLW: ~ uh~
  9. CLW: ~ im~
  10. CLW: ~ i dont ussually come here~
  11. CLW: ~ doubt ill be any help~
  12. CTM: =====# any help?
  13. CTM: =====# there's nothing to help with
  14. CTM: =====# nothing going on in here, like usual
  15. CLW: ~ oh~
  16. CLW: ~ um~
  17. CLW: ~ ssorry~
  18. CTM: =====# really, you can stop apologizing
  19. CTM: =====# so, what brings you to the commons?
  20. CLW: ~ um~
  21. CLW: ~ i~
  22. CLW: ~ i dont know~
  23. CLW: ~ ssorry~
  24. CLW: ~ i jusst~
  25. CTM: =====# please, stop apologizing
  26. CLW: ~ i cant help it okay~
  27. CLW: ~ i jusst~
  28. CLW: ~ dont want to offend anyone~
  29. CLW: ~ jusst feelss like lowbloodss are sso tetchy all the time about every little thing~
  30. CTM: =====# that's good
  31. CLW: ~ and~
  32. CLW: ~ fuck~
  33. CTM: =====# er...
  34. CTM: =====# yeah, I'm not going to comment on that
  35. CLW: ~ ssorryt~
  36. CLW: ~ ill~
  37. CLW: ~ ill sshut up~
  38. CTM: =====# nah, don't bother
  39. CTM: =====# I need someone to chat with anyway
  40. CTM: =====# since everyone's probably busy
  41. CLW: ~ i sshouldnt~
  42. CLW: ~ ill jusst inssult you again~
  43. CLW: ~ and youll hate me~
  44. CTM: =====# you haven't insulted me
  45. CTM: =====# and I've never hated anyone in my life
  46. CLW: ~ everyone hatess me~
  47. CLW: ~ the other ssea dwellerss think im lowblood~
  48. CLW: ~ and the land dwellerss hate me for being highblood~
  49. CTM: =====# erm... I don't think most people care
  50. CTM: =====# the blood system's been mostly abolished
  51. CLW: ~ it hassnt been abolisshed~
  52. CLW: ~ itss reverssed~
  53. CLW: ~ russtbloodss are ruling~
  54. CTM: =====# oh come on, that's not true
  55. CTM: =====# I mean yeah
  56. CTM: =====# the people with uh...
  57. CTM: =====# blood on uh...
  58. CLW: ~ there iss no one with higher blood than vrisska on the council~
  59. CLW: ~ and no one trusstss her~
  60. CTM: =====# erm
  61. CTM: =====# but nobody with higher blood then vriska is alive
  62. CTM: =====# none of the adults, anyway
  63. CLW: ~ did you ever sstop to wonder why ~
  64. CLW: ~ no~
  65. CLW: ~ they all killed each other~
  66. CLW: ~ thatss what they tell uss~
  67. CTM: =====# because eridan killed feferi, so kanaya killed him
  68. CLW: ~ ssee~
  69. CLW: ~ propaganda~
  70. CTM: =====# and then gamzze killed equius
  71. CLW: ~ were all violent~
  72. CTM: =====# feferi wasn't
  73. CLW: ~ they ssaid sshe died fighting eridan~
  74. CLW: ~ becausse eridan knocked out ssollucks~
  75. CTM: =====# yes
  76. CLW: ~ itss all propaganda~
  77. CTM: =====# that's what happened
  78. CLW: ~ how do you know~
  79. CLW: ~ you werent there~
  80. CTM: =====# because why the hell would the adults lie?
  81. CTM: =====# honestly
  82. CLW: ~ becausse~
  83. CTM: =====# you're like AP
  84. CTM: =====# he thinks that like...
  85. CLW: ~ they dont want uss sseeing through their liess~
  86. CTM: =====# Tavros was the greatest hero ever
  87. CTM: =====# and brave
  88. CTM: =====# and manly
  89. CLW: ~ and how do you know he wassnt~
  90. CLW: ~ have you noticed that the people who wrote thiss~
  91. CLW: ~ are ruling~
  92. CTM: =====# because there's no one else to rule besides the clowns
  93. CTM: =====# and they
  94. CTM: =====# 'd kill us all
  95. CLW: ~ pfff~
  96. CTM: =====# pfff?
  97. CLW: ~ the clownss arent real~
  98. CTM: =====# ...
  99. CTM: =====# what
  100. CLW: ~ they jusst dont want uss outsside the city~
  101. CTM: =====# 0kay
  102. CTM: =====# thats crazy
  103. CTM: =====# I know one of the clowns
  104. CLW: ~ ssure~
  105. CTM: =====# and they nearly kiled FA and FE
  106. CTM: =====# and IS and PI
  107. CLW: ~ oh fuck~
  108. CLW: ~ youre in on it arent you ~
  109. CTM: =====# in on what?\
  110. CLW: ~ i know what your up to~
  111. CLW: ~ eventually the truth will sspread~
  112. CLW: ~ the godss will be sshown for what they are~
  113. CLW: ~ the council will fall~
  114. CTM: =====# listen, I'm not doing anything here
  115. CTM: =====# I'm literally sitting here in the hospital
  116. CTM: =====# trying to write some music\
  117. CLW: ~ sspouting their liess at me~
  118. CTM: =====# ...
  119. CTM: =====# I really have nothing to say to that
  120. CLW: ~ im ssorry you cant ssee the truth~
  121. CLW: ~ lowblood~
  122. CTM: =====# right
  123. CTM: =====# because obviously I'm a lowblood
  124. CTM: =====# because I'm totally just like...
  125. CTM: =====# typing in my blood color
  126. CTM: =====# and I'm obviously a troll too. You literally have no idea who I am. I've told you nothing about myself
  127. CTM: =====# you shouldn't make assumptions
  128. CLW: ~ youre a liar~
  129. CLW: ~ ~
  130. CTM: =====# oh really then
  131. CTM: =====# then tell me who I am
  132. CLW: ~ i~
  133. CLW: ~ i dont know~
  134. CLW: ~ fuck~
  135. CLW: ~ ssorry~
  136. CTM: =====# it's alright
  137. CTM: =====# I'm a human, actually.
  138. CTM: =====# Clone of Tesla
  139. CTM: =====# work as a technician
  140. CTM: =====# and you?
  141. CLW: ~ oh fuck~
  142. CLW: ~ i ~
  143. CLW: ~ i~
  144. CLW: ~ have to go~
  145. CTM: =====# erm
  146. CTM: =====# 0kay?
  147. CTM: =====# bye then
  148. CURRENT aggroPaladin [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  149. CAP: hELLO
  150. CTM: =====# hey AP
  151. CTM: =====# what's up?
  152. CLW: ~ oh fuck~
  153. CLW: ~ are you human too~
  154. CTM: =====# wait
  155. CTM: =====# do you have something against humans?
  156. CTM: =====# and no, he isn't
  157. CAP: yES YES I AM
  158. CAP: aND BY THAT I MEAN
  159. CAP: nO IM NOT
  160. CLW: ~ what~
  161. CLW: ~ um~
  162. CLW: ~ no~
  163. CLW: ~ i jusst~
  164. CLW: ~ fuck~
  165. CTE: wHAT
  166. CAP: wHAT
  167. CTM: =====# they're of the opinion
  168. CTM: =====# that the hemospectrum or whatever
  169. CTM: =====# is now reversed
  170. CLW: ~ itss~
  171. CLW: ~ there are no highbloodss on the council~
  172. CLW: ~ noone higher than vrisska~
  173. CLW: ~ and no one trusstss her or terezi~
  174. CTE: pOLITICS HUH
  175. CAP: pOLITICS HUH
  176. CLW: ~ theyre covering it up~
  177. CLW: ~ ssea dwellerss are made to look bad in all the hisstory~
  178. CTM: =====# that's because like I said
  179. CAP: wHAT ABOUT FEFERI
  180. CTM: =====# Vriska has the highest blood of all the living, sane adults
  181. CLW: ~ feferi tried to kill eridan after he knocked her boyfriend out~
  182. CLW: ~ thatss all~
  183. CAP: yEAH
  184. CAP: aND HOW DOES THAT MAKE HER LOOK BAD
  185. CTM: =====# well
  186. CAP: i HAVENT REALLY READ ANY OF THE HISTORY BOOKS
  187. CTM: =====# did it say she tried to kill him?
  188. CAP: bUT ITS SOUNDS LIKE SHE WAS A VERY FRIENDLY PRINCESS AND THEN SHE DIED
  189. CTM: =====# or just
  190. CTM: =====# attacked him
  191. CTM: =====# and yeah AP
  192. CTM: =====# that's what it sounds like
  193. CTM: =====# that's what the books say
  194. CLW: ~ well~
  195. CLW: ~ even if sshe wass okay~
  196. CLW: ~ look at the neckst 3~
  197. CLW: ~ eridan went around murdering everyone ssuppossedly~
  198. CAP: hAHAHAHA ERIDAN
  199. CTM: =====# nah, just feferi
  200. CTM: =====# Kanaya came back to life
  201. CLW: ~ gamzee went off to sstart hiss raging group of pssychopathic clownss~
  202. CLW: ~ and equiuss died becausse he wass sso obssessssed with the hemosspectrum~
  203. CTM: =====# that's because he was a subjuggulator
  204. CLW: ~ itss a myth~
  205. CTM: =====# no it's not
  206. CAP: fUCK THAT
  207. CTM: =====# yeah, equius died because of his obsession, I guess
  208. CAP: iVE SEEN PEOPLE HOSPITALIZED FROM THEM
  209. CLW: ~ ssure~
  210. CTM: =====# but he did do some shit against his beliefs of that
  211. CTM: =====# I mean
  212. CTM: =====# he made Tavros robo-legs
  213. CLW: ~ theress a magical group of murderouss clownss~
  214. CTM: =====# not magical
  215. CTM: =====# just murderous
  216. CLW: ~ or the ssuppossed godss dont want people fucking up their kingdom~
  217. CLW: ~ which iss more likely~
  218. CTM: =====# and besides
  219. CTM: =====# the one I've met isn't that bad
  220. CTM: =====# she agreed not to kill me
  221. CTM: =====# CF is 0kay
  222. CTE: cF IS BAD
  223. CAP: cF IS BAD
  224. CTM: =====# nah
  225. CAP: uHM
  226. CAP: i MEAN
  227. CLW: ~ who the hell iss cf ~
  228. CAP: sHE IS OK
  229. CTM: =====# creepingFate
  230. CTM: =====# a clown
  231. CLW: ~ oh fucking hell~
  232. CTM: =====# plays the saxophone apparently
  233. CLW: ~ they dont ecksisst~
  234. CAP: sHE PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE?
  235. CAP: wHAT THE FUCK
  236. CTM: =====# pretty nice if you can get past her wanting to kill you
  237. CTM: =====# she's fairly friendly, in her own way
  238. CLW: ~ ssee~
  239. CLW: ~ you cant even decide on your own propaganda~
  240. CLW: ~ firsst they want to kill you~
  241. CLW: ~ and now they want to be your friendss~
  242. CTM: =====# nah, they want to kill us
  243. CTM: =====# a lot of them
  244. CTM: =====# but that particular one is my friends
  245. CAP: mOST OF THEM
  246. CAP: lIKE
  247. CAP: 98% OF THEM
  248. CTM: =====# and I'm sure we could make peace, if we worked really hard
  249. CTM: =====# but at the moment
  250. CTM: =====# yeah, they'd try to kill us
  251. CLW: ~ oh my gog~
  252. CAP: yOUR PEACE THEORY IS STILL FUCKED UP
  253. CLW: ~ you lowbloodss are fucking sstupid~
  254. CTM: =====# eh, I don't care
  255. CAP: lOWBLOODS
  256. CAP: fUCKING STUPID
  257. CTM: =====# Not a lowblood
  258. CTM: =====# human
  259. CTM: =====# I am a human
  260. CTM: =====# also
  261. CAP: oK THEN
  262. CLW: ~ what the fuck iss a human~
  263. CTM: =====# blood means jack shit
  264. CLW: ~ itss~
  265. CTM: =====# ...
  266. CLW: ~ jusst~
  267. CLW: ~ a mutant troll~
  268. CTM: =====# what the fuck
  269. CLW: ~ fucking runoff~
  270. CTM: =====# we're not mutant trolls
  271. CLW: ~ becausse the ssocalled godss~
  272. CLW: ~ couldnt even make a universse properly~
  273. CTM: =====# we're our own fucking species
  274. CAP: hOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
  275. CLW: ~ read the bookss fuckassss~
  276. CAP: tHEY ARE A COMPLETE DIFFRENT GOG-DAMN SPECIES
  277. CTM: =====# 0kay AP
  278. CTM: =====# that's a little mean
  279. CLW: ~ they~
  280. CLW: ~ are~
  281. CAP: yOU READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
  282. CTM: =====# and I read the books
  283. CAP: i AM SURE THERE IS LIKE
  284. CLW: ~ they were created by the godss~
  285. CAP: a HUMAN HISTORY ONE
  286. CTM: =====# My matesprite runs the library for fucks sake
  287. CAP: yES THE HUMANS WERE
  288. CAP: cLONED ACTUALLY
  289. CLW: ~ and they dont even look like fucking trollss~
  290. CAP: lIKE THE REST OF FUCKING US
  291. CLW: ~ theyre~
  292. CLW: ~ mutant~
  293. CLW: ~ trollss~
  294. CTM: =====# We're not fucking trolls
  295. CTM: =====# we're not trolls
  296. CTM: =====# for fucks sake
  297. CLW: ~ youre a troll~
  298. CLW: ~ a fucked up troll~
  299. CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG IS LIKE TALKING TO A BROKEN FUCKING RECORD
  300. CTM: =====# how the fuck are we trolls?
  301. CTM: =====# how
  302. CTM: =====# how am I a troll
  303. CAP: i DONT KNOW I THINK SHE IS JUST SCREWED IN THE HEAD
  304. CLW: ~ ~
  305. CLW: ~ fuck~
  306. CLW: ~ ssorry~
  307. CLW: ~ i~
  308. CLW: ~ im~
  309. CLW: ~ ill go~
  310. CTM: =====# nah... don't bother
  311. CLW ceased responding to memo.
  312. CTM: =====# just please don't call me a troll
  313. CTM: =====# I'm a human
  314. CAP: aLREADY FLIPPED YOUR SHIT ANYWAYS
  315. CAP: sO
  316. CFA ceased responding to memo.
  317. CAP: wHATS NEW WITH YOU TM
  318. CTM: =====# not a whole lot. I'm uh just... looking over some stuff
  319. CURRENT leviathanWrangler [CLW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  320. CLW: ~ um~
  321. CLW: ~ im ssorry~
  322. CLW: ~ crap~
  323. CLW: ~ i didnt mean~
  324. CLW: ~ oh fuck im ssorry pleasse dont hate me~
  325. CTM: =====# I won't
  326. CTM: =====# I don't
  327. CTM: =====# I don't hate anyone
  328. CAP: i HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DISLIKE FOR YOU
  329. CLW: ~ fuck~
  330. CLW: ~ ill~
  331. CLW: ~ ill jusst go~
  332. CAP: nOT HATE
  333. CAP: bUT LIKE
  334. CLW: ~ didnt mean to~
  335. CLW: ~ um~
  336. CAP: oFFEND ME AND TESLA?
  337. CLW: ~ i dont know~
  338. CLW: ~ i wassnt trying to hurt you~
  339. CLW: ~ but~
  340. CTM: =====# I'm not that offended
  341. CLW: ~ i dont~
  342. CLW: ~ i dont know what to do~
  343. CTM: =====# well
  344. CAP: wHY NOT
  345. CLW: ~ itss dark~
  346. CLW: ~ and sscary~
  347. CLW: ~ and im alone~
  348. CTM: =====# ..
  349. CTM: =====# erm
  350. CTM: =====# huh
  351. CTM: =====# I uh... I don't have
  352. CLW: ~ they found out i wass in here~
  353. CLW: ~ and locked it~
  354. CLW: ~ and~
  355. CTM: =====# a good reply to that
  356. CLW: ~ i cant get out~
  357. CTM: =====# wait
  358. CTM: =====# in where?
  359. CAP: wAIT
  360. CAP: wHAT THE FUCK
  361. CTM: =====# where are you
  362. CLW: ~ um~
  363. CLW: ~ ssomewhere~
  364. CLW: ~ in ~
  365. CLW: ~ u~
  366. CLW: ~ um~
  367. CLW: ~ the library~
  368. CLW: ~ and~
  369. CTM: =====# and you're trapped in there?
  370. CLW: ~ um~
  371. CLW: ~ yess~
  372. CAP: i WOULD GO DO A DARING RESCUE
  373. CTM: =====# oh fuck
  374. CAP: bUT YOU LIVE CLOSER TESLA
  375. CAP: yOU GO DO IT
  376. CTM: =====# I'll be there in a bit
  377. CTM: =====# I know the place like the back of my hand anyway
  378. -- CURRENT technicianMagician [CTM] climbs onto the board --
  379. CLW: ~ fuck~
  380. CLW: ~ i jusst~
  381. CAP: fUCK WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS THE BACK OF THEIR HAND
  382. CLW: ~ i cant do it~
  383. CLW: ~ they were sstrong and i wass weak~
  384. CAP: lIKE WHAT DO YOU STUDY IT EVERYDAY OR SOME DUMB SHIT
  385. CLW: ~ im~
  386. CLW: ~ meant to be in charge~
  387. CLW: ~ not~
  388. CLW: ~ locked in a cupboard~
  389. CLW: ~ on a pile of bookss~
  390. CLW: ~ and~
  391. CLW: ~ my laptopss going to be out of power~
  392. CLW: ~ and i cant leave~
  393. CTE: hERES HOW YOU CAN GENERATE POWER
  394. CAP: hERES HOW YOU CAN GENERATE POWER
  395. CAP: hOLD THE LAPTOP FIRMLY IN TWO HANDS
  396. CAP: tHEN BRING IT INTO YOUR FACE
  397. CAP: rEPEATEDLY
  398. CLW: ~ okay~
  399. -- CURRENT leviathanWrangler's [CLW'S] computer was impaled on her horns. --
  400. CTE: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
  401. CAP: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
  402. CAP: yOU ACTUALLY DID IT HAHAHAHAHAA
  403. CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG THAT IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
  404. -- CURRENT leviathanWrangler's [CLW'S] computer exploded. --
  405. CAP: oH FUCK I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT
  406. CAP: yOUR LIKE
  407. CAP: aS GULLIBLE AS FA
  408. CAP: hAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  409. CAP: oH MY FUCKING GOG THAT IS HILARIOUS I MEAN REALLY I JUST
  410. CAP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  411. CAP: oH MAN THE LAUGHING HURTS
  412. CAP: iM GOING TO DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN THIS IS SO FUNNY
  413. CAP: sO FUCKING FUNNY
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