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- >despite Smidget turning out to be an evil psychopath with surprising intellect, you find the absence of a fluffy pony in your life depressing
- >especially since those friends now hate you despite the high mortality rate when all of them should have been watching their fluffies
- >go to adoption center
- >normally a cute girl is working the front desk, but now it's the elderly troll woman
- >as you walk the cages you see cute clerk walking with a man carrying an orange fluffy with green eyes
- >that feel, you need it again
- >looking over the ponies you see a blue unicorn the same shade that Smidget was
- >the image of your fluff pony, head split open, pops into your mine
- >moonwalk away as it bleats "pway! take fwuffy wif!"
- >grab pale green earth fluffy, name it Bit
- >some asshole brings their lunch into the reception area
- >Fazoli's
- >massive breakout of fluffy ponies, thirsty for marinara
- >Bit struggles in your grip
- >troll woman starts taking a cattle-prod to the horde
- >you escape with three fluffy ponies, having not paid for a single one
- >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
- >it was horrible
- >the blood
- >the pitiful mewling
- >such carnage is reserved for the eyes of African child soldiers
- >someone's pitbull slipped its leash near the fluffy pony park
- >only clever little Bit survived
- >clever like Smidget...
- >it sticks in your head what you did to Smidget
- >did she still love you in some sick way?
- >was smashing her head in the refrigerator door a little extreme for just wanting some spaghetti?
- >in dogs, it is often not the animal itself that is bad, but the owner's handling of it
- >maybe your some of your fluffy ponies are picking up on some underlying desire to inflict harm
- >that doesn't explain their cunning
- >Bit still curls up next to your head; he doesn't like using Smidget's basket
- >he's a little ball of joy around you or your new friends
- >...but around other ponies he goes cold and focused
- >something utterly alien on a fluffy pony
- >fuck you keep falling for these psycho fluffies
- >it keeps happening
- >you dread his retaliation for the neighbors buying a fluffy pony for their daughter
- >in some terrible way, his guile and ingenuity is impressive
- >the pink little unicorn was so eager to play with him and be friends
- >he hid his disgust but afterwards you could tell Bit was counting the minutes to her demise as he sighed in your lap
- >awful, considering how he genuinely liked the neighbor's daughter
- >he decided to strike while the girl was at school and the parents at work
- >Bit told the fluffy unicorn that they'd play tag
- >somehow he turned the little gap in the fence into a guillotine trap
- >sliced the fluffy unicorn in half
- >morbid fascination keeps you watching as Bit descends further into hellish evil
- >he kept the horn
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