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Smidget & Bit III

Mar 29th, 2012
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  1. >despite Smidget turning out to be an evil psychopath with surprising intellect, you find the absence of a fluffy pony in your life depressing
  2. >especially since those friends now hate you despite the high mortality rate when all of them should have been watching their fluffies
  3. >go to adoption center
  4. >normally a cute girl is working the front desk, but now it's the elderly troll woman
  5. >as you walk the cages you see cute clerk walking with a man carrying an orange fluffy with green eyes
  6. >that feel, you need it again
  7. >looking over the ponies you see a blue unicorn the same shade that Smidget was
  8. >the image of your fluff pony, head split open, pops into your mine
  9. >moonwalk away as it bleats "pway! take fwuffy wif!"
  10. >grab pale green earth fluffy, name it Bit
  11. >some asshole brings their lunch into the reception area
  12. >Fazoli's
  13. >massive breakout of fluffy ponies, thirsty for marinara
  14. >Bit struggles in your grip
  15. >troll woman starts taking a cattle-prod to the horde
  16. >you escape with three fluffy ponies, having not paid for a single one
  17. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
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  19. >it was horrible
  20. >the blood
  21. >the pitiful mewling
  22. >such carnage is reserved for the eyes of African child soldiers
  23. >someone's pitbull slipped its leash near the fluffy pony park
  24. >only clever little Bit survived
  25. >clever like Smidget...
  26.  
  27. >it sticks in your head what you did to Smidget
  28. >did she still love you in some sick way?
  29. >was smashing her head in the refrigerator door a little extreme for just wanting some spaghetti?
  30. >in dogs, it is often not the animal itself that is bad, but the owner's handling of it
  31. >maybe your some of your fluffy ponies are picking up on some underlying desire to inflict harm
  32. >that doesn't explain their cunning
  33. >Bit still curls up next to your head; he doesn't like using Smidget's basket
  34. >he's a little ball of joy around you or your new friends
  35. >...but around other ponies he goes cold and focused
  36. >something utterly alien on a fluffy pony
  37. >fuck you keep falling for these psycho fluffies
  38. >it keeps happening
  39. >you dread his retaliation for the neighbors buying a fluffy pony for their daughter
  40. >in some terrible way, his guile and ingenuity is impressive
  41. >the pink little unicorn was so eager to play with him and be friends
  42. >he hid his disgust but afterwards you could tell Bit was counting the minutes to her demise as he sighed in your lap
  43. >awful, considering how he genuinely liked the neighbor's daughter
  44. >he decided to strike while the girl was at school and the parents at work
  45. >Bit told the fluffy unicorn that they'd play tag
  46. >somehow he turned the little gap in the fence into a guillotine trap
  47. >sliced the fluffy unicorn in half
  48. >morbid fascination keeps you watching as Bit descends further into hellish evil
  49. >he kept the horn
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