-- brackishBarracuda [BB] began trolling princeofPages [PP] at 21:49 --
[09:49] BB: so daves a cryptic shit
[09:49] PP: Hey. Are you alright?
[09:49] PP: I'm worried because yes, Dave is cryptic as shit.
[09:49] PP: He never wakes me up for anything is everyone okay.
[09:49] PP: Is someone sick.
[09:49] PP: Did someone die.
[09:50] PP: Did you die?
[09:50] PP: Weirder things.
[09:50] BB: i mean
[09:50] BB: yes but i got better and it was a long tide ago
[09:50] PP: Haha.
[09:50] BB: nobodies dead nobodies sick
[09:51] BB: i just might naut b able to come to work for a bit
[09:51] PP: No problem. What happened?
[09:51] BB: im just gonna bite the bullet here
[09:51] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] [myass.png] --
[09:52] PP: What the fuck.
[09:53] BB: im alright
[09:54] PP: How are you alright?
[09:54] PP: What happened?
[09:54] PP: Did you get fucked wrong by a horrorterror.
[09:54] BB: you and ur damn brother
[09:55] BB: no
[09:55] BB: it was actual for real fuckin lightning
[09:58] BB: you okay over there
[10:00] PP: How did you get struck by LIGHTNING?
[10:05] BB: so a psi in a strong storm may naut b the safest company
[10:06] PP: WHY WERE YOU BOTH IN A STORM?
[10:07] BB: it wasnt our fault he was someplace else and the storm rolled in and he needed company he told me it wasnt the safest place and i went anyway and we were under a fuckin table dirk it just found him anyway
[10:08] BB: put a whole right in the middle and struck him dead on and i just got sideswept
[10:08] PP: Why didn't you leave when the storm rolled in???
[10:09] BB: the storm was already there when i went over i was willin to take the chance
[10:13] BB: are you gonna yell at me all night
[10:13] PP: No, I just.
[10:13] PP: Fuck, Meenah, you need to be more careful.
[10:13] PP: You and him,
[10:13] PP: Are you okay?
[10:14] BB: isle be fine dirk
[10:14] BB: just
[10:14] BB: w some extra decoration
[10:15] BB: that ur free to explore when it does feel like ive been thrown through a mountain or two
[10:15] BB: doesnt
[10:15] BB: cod damnit
[10:15] PP: Sighs.
[10:15] PP: As long as you're alright.
[10:15] PP: Is he alright?
[10:15] BB: hell b fine its just somefin that happens durrin storms
[10:15] BB: he just doesnt get hit directly a lot
[10:17] BB: and im fine you beautiful cod damn asshole
[10:17] PP: I am a beautiful goddamn asshole.
[10:17] PP: And you are too. Your new deco looks kind of like a tat.
[10:18] BB: itll b white and shiny to match the other one soon enough
[10:21] BB: saury to leave you to the naut so beautiful assholes by yourself
[10:21] BB: id love to b there to keep em in line for u but u kno
[10:22] BB: im gonna b intimidatin af
[10:29] PP: Snrk.
[10:29] PP: I'll manage somehow.
[10:33] BB: at least pretend you need me there fuckwad gimmie somefin to work w
[10:41] PP: Oh, alright.
[10:41] PP: God this will be so difficult.
[10:41] PP: However will I manage.
[10:41] PP: I can feel the stress ulcers already.
[10:41] BB: i hate u
[10:42] BB: ur an asshole
[10:43] BB: just the biggest dam asshole
[10:44] PP: <3<
[10:46] BB: if anybody uckin threatens you though you keep em locked up till i can get my hands on em
[10:49] PP: Definitely.
[10:49] PP: I can say with complete sincerity that nothing is more lovely than watching you do that.
[10:50] BB: nobody fucks w mine
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-- princeofPages [PP] gave up trolling brackishBarracuda [BB] at 23:01 --
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[11:03] BB: nobody fucks w mine
[11:04] PP: And I am.
[11:04] PP: Yours, I mean.
[11:04] BB: flaterer
[11:05] PP: Shut up, I'm tired.
[11:05] BB: i know
[11:05] BB: im saury he woke you
[11:05] BB: you dont sleep enough as it is
[11:09] PP: It's fine. Sleep is whatever.
[11:10] BB: it aint tho
[11:10] BB: need u at ur best intimidatin cod dam self gotta make up for my deficit
[11:11] PP: Heh.
[11:11] PP: Then I should probably sleep...
[11:11] PP: Are you going to be okay?
[11:11] PP: I can sleep over there.
[11:11] BB: you know i half wanna take you up on that
[11:11] BB: isle b alright
[11:11] PP: You sure?
[11:12] BB: 3B*
[11:12] BB: maybe tomorrow my willpower will b weaker
[11:12] PP: Mm. *K
[11:12] PP: Night, Meenah. Stay well.
[11:13] BB: love you dirk
[11:13] BB: sea u
[11:15] PP: Sea you.
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-- princeofPages [PP] began trolling brackishBarracuda [BB] at 17:55 --
[05:57] -- princeofPages [PP] Dirk and Dave arrive in a swirl of fire. --
[06:00] -- princeofPages [PP] It's not as dramatic as their entries usually are, lacking the overzealousness of Dave's usual tornado inferno, and Dirk's subtle sparks of electricity. Dirk is half leaning on Dave, his shades pushed up into his hair and his eyes half-lidded with sleep. Dave seems the more awake of the two, supporting his brother against his side easily as he looks around Meenah's room. --
[06:00] -- princeofPages [PP] "Baby Mama?" he calls. "Dude, maybe I should have actually asked her where she was." --
[06:01] -- princeofPages [PP] Dirk gives his brother a disgruntled look. "Imagine that. Asking someone before invading their home. What a novel idea." --
-- brackishBarracuda [BB] is now an idle chum! --
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[06:51] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] well, at least they were half right, Her room was the right place to be, just not quite the right time. --
[06:51] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] about two minutes later, her door swings open with a slight squeek where she leans heavily on the doorframe, stiff and hair a mess. Though, honestly, neither of those factors were out of the ordinary. Shes all tired smiles for the two of them, pulling at her robe absentmindly. --
[06:51] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] "dirk dont be too upset the bouys practically family anyway and you cant invade your own hive." she pauses, "and you look exhausted." --
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[06:58] -- princeofPages [PP] Dave perks up slightly when Meenah appears, a warm, silly smile easing onto his face. Dirk hums in agreement, letting Dave lead him over to Meenah's bed. He sits down and smiles up at her. --
[06:58] -- princeofPages [PP] "I guess you could say that," he says. "I haven't been sleeping much." --
[06:58] -- princeofPages [PP] Dave cups his hands over his mouth. "That's code for he never sleeps much ever!" --
[06:58] -- princeofPages [PP] "Shut up." --
[06:59] -- princeofPages [PP] Dave snickers and holds out his arms for Meenah. "Need any help falling for me, baby mama?" --
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[07:16] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] She snorts at both of them. "dirk i swear to fuck do i have to knock you out nightly??" she fixes dirk with with an ' i knew it' look before she smiles brighter at dave, hefting herself off the frame, ready to fall overdramatically into his arms- but then She looks at him before she pauses, and laughs incredualously at herself. --
[07:16] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] "you know, actually." She rolls her shoulder, winces lightly. "i might actually, damn it. " --
-- princeofPages [PP] gave up trolling brackishBarracuda [BB] at 19:17 --
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[07:17] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] She snorts at both of them. "dirk i swear to fuck do i have to knock you out nightly??" she fixes dirk with with an ' i knew it' look before she smiles brighter at dave, hefting herself off the frame, ready to fall overdramatically into his arms- but then She looks at him before she pauses, and laughs incredualously at herself. --
[07:17] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] "you know, actually." She rolls her shoulder, winces lightly. "i might actually, damn it. " --
[07:26] -- princeofPages [PP] Dave laughs and steps forward so he can sweep Meenah up in his arms as gently as possible. He hums happily to himself as he carries her over to the bed. "Scoot your boot Dirk." --
[07:27] -- princeofPages [PP] "Scoot my boot," Dirk repeats dryly. "Sure." He scoots over to the other side of the bed and lays back, freeing Dave to lay Meenah on the sheets between them. --
[07:27] -- princeofPages [PP] "There you are baby mama," Dave croons. "Belly flop." And he belly flops onto the bed next to her, like a heathen. --
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[07:46] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] Dave sweeps her up and she bats her eyelashes comically and fans herself. --
[07:46] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] "Whale isle be dave i do declare and all that other shit i cant remember" she does the best imitation of a fake earth southern accent, but its pretty botched as the only one shes heard has been on horror movies and she still cant quite keep herself from the puns. --
[07:46] -- brackishBarracuda [BB] shes surprisingly dim, in the dark of her room, only a few specks of light still trying to glow in her skin, even when shes placed genly next to her kismesis whom she turns to leave a kiss on when dave belly flops and bounces her off ballence. She faceplants the few inches above dirks chest that she was and groans through her chuckling "o-owww ow fuck ow" --
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