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  1. Water: im the best player you have ever talked to
  2. Water: but i think spiritz takes that
  3. Water: damn shame too
  4. Water: i usually dont like euros but
  5. Water: spiritz is an exception from being really good
  6. Water: thats it tho
  7. Water: lol
  8. serenityvos: lol i thought Kush was a lil better than you tho
  9. serenityvos: Like from what i heard, and i get the best of you SOMETIMES maybe when im lucky but kush kicks my ass
  10. serenityvos: You're poke gets me
  11. Water: if only you knew
  12. Water: your oblivious
  13. serenityvos: why
  14. Water: you just have no clue who your typing to
  15. Water: you think im a cute panda when im a fierce lion
  16. serenityvos: Well i never said you were weaksauce and i give you credit i really do but i've fought stronger people :/
  17. serenityvos: Like way stronger
  18. serenityvos: But i know how it is i have an ego too but i do admit you're better than me
  19. Water: i bet you have ^^
  20. Water: since they are so good maybe they will join your clan and make sure its super active and well trained!
  21. Water: especially necez
  22. serenityvos: Well like Taz, The original Dax, Shake, Shogun, Silink, fastkiller
  23. Water: boy i heard he was one of the best basers in euro
  24. Water: a god amongst men
  25. Water: well silly sakura
  26. Water: why on earth would you ask me to join!
  27. Water: you have the greatest players in your clan!
  28. serenityvos: Because id rather you be with me than against me because if you're against me again then i really didnt like how you trolled and its pretty much
  29. serenityvos: BD's mission to get rid of trolls
  30. serenityvos: it was for you not for me lol
  31. Water: I will be perfectly fine sakura :D thank you for the pity invite
  32. serenityvos: Trust me several people have been blowing up my messages and my phone asking why in the hell i'd let you join lol
  33. Water: Now that I know you will be safely protected by these amazing basers and pro players
  34. serenityvos: it wasn't pity id just rather be friend than enemies
  35. Water: i can rest easy knowing your safe
  36. Water: :)
  37. serenityvos: Awe thank you lol
  38. serenityvos: So will you be staying with BD or?
  39. Water: I was only joining to make sure you had a safe foundation, and protected!
  40. Water: but i had no idea you had legends already
  41. Water: You never needed me silly!
  42. serenityvos: Well no i didnt but i thought it was still nice that you had joined tho
  43. Water: trust me
  44. Water: me joining would only weigh them down
  45. Water: c:
  46. serenityvos: i understand. Thats unfortunate does that mean we aren't friends anymore?
  47. Water: are you kidding me
  48. Water: I would never want to not be friends with you
  49. Water: I Feel like i can trust you with anything
  50. serenityvos: Hahahaha ugh why you were born a man i don't know but you def have the sarcasm of a woman :)
  51. Water: One can only dream i guess :(
  52. serenityvos: I'll trade you
  53. Water: Oh no, i love being water too much to do that
  54. Water: maybe in a few years
  55. serenityvos: No no i'll stay me and you can stay you just trade genders
  56. serenityvos: You're pr0 skills are because of your cock and balls huh
  57. Water: the reason im the best player you have ever talked to is because of my cock and balls yea
  58. Water: i mean third rate player sorry D:
  59. serenityvos: Oh cus i was wondering why the best player i ever talked to did so bad if spiritz is the only one better than you
  60. serenityvos: http://play.eslgaming.com/classicgames/pc/jkja/open/ladder-1on1-saber-europe/match/33397499/
  61. serenityvos: http://play.eslgaming.com/classicgames/pc/jkja/open/ladder-1on1-saber-europe/match/33405341/
  62. serenityvos: that one too
  63. Water: which one
  64. Water: o
  65. Water: it may seem like
  66. serenityvos: both, i mean im confused was someone cheating or were you feeling ill that day?
  67. Water: i got rekt
  68. Water: 160 ping on both rounds cause its euro only disease
  69. Water: not sure tho
  70. Water: maybe it was a fair match
  71. Water: http://play.eslgaming.com/classicgames/pc/jkja/open/ladder-1on1-saber-europe/player/matches/5528657/648/
  72. Water: there you go friend
  73. Water: keep in mind
  74. Water: doesnt mean your bad
  75. Water: it just means your learning
  76. Water: life lesson
  77. serenityvos: Yeah i guess thats why i try to lose so much to people
  78. Water: o look
  79. Water: necez has viewed my esl profile
  80. Water: recently
  81. serenityvos: You mean the God amongst men necez or my nobody friend necez thats 2nd rank
  82. Water: which one is better
  83. Water: lets see
  84. Water: necez's profile
  85. Water: a lot of wins vs rank 50 49
  86. Water: 39
  87. Water: 30's people
  88. Water: WOW
  89. Water: damn
  90. Water: he is pretty good
  91. Water: tell me darling
  92. Water: http://play.eslgaming.com/classicgames/pc/jkja/open/ladder-1on1-saber-europe/player/matches/5528657/648/
  93. Water: when you look at my profile
  94. Water: what rank does it say i was fighting against
  95. Water: the rank is in the parenthesis to the right
  96. Water: in the wrong light
  97. Water: its possible im mistaken but
  98. Water: it almost seems like i went for good players
  99. Water: maybe i have it wrong not sure
  100. Water: help me clear it up friend?
  101. Water: http://play.eslgaming.com/classicgames/pc/jkja/open/ladder-1on1-saber-europe/player/matches/6734615/105294/
  102. serenityvos: I wouldn't know i wasn't there for either? Maybe you two should just fight it out and let me record it?
  103. Water: the classic i know my friend is really bad, he knows hes really bad, and he knows he cant beat me so hes not talking to me himself
  104. serenityvos: Plus i watched necez beat Dureal
  105. Water: you think necez would be dumb enough
  106. Water: to pick a fight with an american
  107. Water: especially me crimelord or shake?
  108. serenityvos: Well not dumb but confident
  109. Water: on fair rules?
  110. Water: 1usa 1 euro?
  111. Water: comon now
  112. Water: i know your slow but
  113. Water: at least take time to think before you type
  114. Water: like 10 mins min
  115. serenityvos: hey now dont be disrespectful lol
  116. serenityvos: And plus shake wont side with you,
  117. serenityvos: You burnt that bridge
  118. Water: did i
  119. Water: how so
  120. serenityvos: the same way you burnt the other bridges, you apparently and im saying apparently because im just going off what they told me but you backstabbed them
  121. serenityvos: I could've told you that, dont you have him on skype hon?
  122. serenityvos: Here his gf is on KR right now ask her
  123. Water: no i removed him from everything like 2 months ago or so?
  124. Water: but i had him on discord
  125. Water: hes just offline
  126. serenityvos: No i was told he blocked you
  127. Water: you were told wrong banana bread
  128. Water: i removed crime and shake months ago
  129. serenityvos: probably cus everyone likes to lie to me idk why
  130. Water: actually
  131. Water: funny you brought that up
  132. Water: ALOT of people do infact like to lie to you
  133. Water: i would never rat them out like some people do
  134. serenityvos: So i've heard and seen for myself
  135. Water: i doubt it :)
  136. Water: dont get me wrong
  137. Water: i like you
  138. Water: but your crazy
  139. Water: but your gold
  140. serenityvos: No no don't doubt it lol I've been in this game for a Long time and theres like what 3 active servers we bounce between now? lol its not hard for me to have eyes and ears everywhere :/
  141. Water: I want you to stick around
  142. Water: I want you to entertain me
  143. Water: your fun
  144. Water: you think i care
  145. Water: about shake or crimelord
  146. serenityvos: I know you dont care about anyone
  147. Water: oooo
  148. serenityvos: just yourself
  149. Water: somones getting smart
  150. Water: for once you have said something that is intelligent
  151. Water: without a threat too!
  152. Water: I care more about people
  153. Water: than you do
  154. serenityvos: Hmm maybe you care more about them in ways that i dont. I care for people
  155. Water: I dont think you do
  156. Water: I think you care about what works for you
  157. Water: I think you care about how people notice you
  158. Water: I think your a walking billboard
  159. Water: But i love it
  160. serenityvos: Well if that was the case i wouldnt have tried to talk some sense into Loxx, if he listened or not idk but i dont see him following your lead anymore so thats bueno
  161. serenityvos: Water: oh of course
  162. Water: thanks for helping him see the light
  163. serenityvos: i try
  164. serenityvos: The thing is most of your "friends" gave you up
  165. serenityvos: like i just had to ask 1 question
  166. serenityvos: and they spilled everything about you
  167. Water: o
  168. serenityvos: and laughed
  169. serenityvos: i didnt laugh
  170. serenityvos: i actually felt bad
  171. serenityvos: like srsly
  172. Water: thats a darn shame :(
  173. Water: i thought i had some trustworthy good friends :(
  174. serenityvos: well i care for people and even tho you can be a butt sometimes i still care about you
  175. Water: i guess i better start beating them all up for exposing me
  176. Water: damn, i must have really deserved a big backstab like that :(
  177. Water: i guess i should be a nicer person
  178. Water: at least i know i can always trust you right?
  179. serenityvos: well i would say go for it but the problem is i've been watching them beat you up for the last week or so :/
  180. serenityvos: serenityvos: Thats right! :)
  181. Water: they have been beating me up too and i didnt even know about it?
  182. Water: :(
  183. Water: WTF
  184. serenityvos: yeah its crazy who you can trust now, like even when you talk about me when im not online, its like the people you're talking to are just pulling all the bad comments out so someone else can just screenshot it and send it to me its like wow
  185. Water: damn
  186. Water: its almost like
  187. Water: i expect them to send you everything
  188. Water: without expecting it
  189. Water: :(
  190. Water: wtf
  191. Water: i cant trust anyone
  192. Water: i should just purge all my friends who i trusted with valuable information
  193. serenityvos: Yeah and then you try to join BD and invite your other friends who feel the same way about me as you, its cray cray
  194. Water: but i only invited woe and wiz
  195. Water: :(
  196. Water: my too good best friends............ not them too
  197. serenityvos: i know sucks to have 2 friends
  198. Water: im just so sad right now
  199. serenityvos: But hey with your shining personality im sure you'll have more in no time
  200. Water: i thought i could trust my close friends with all those secrets about me
  201. Water: and they just all told you
  202. Water: every one of them
  203. Water: :(
  204. Water: well go ahead
  205. Water: tell me my secrets
  206. serenityvos: Well
  207. serenityvos: I was told by one of your very close friends to well Ask you not even tell you but Ask you, Whens the last time you had sex
  208. serenityvos: and how much do you weigh?
  209. serenityvos: I mean it doesnt matter to me but he wanted me to ask before he posted your pics on Jawa and KR forums
  210. Water: o no
  211. Water: let me check a friend of mines steam profile
  212. Water: he has that information one sec
  213. Water: "i actually weigh like 900lbs i cant even move out of this chair"-Water 2016
  214. Water: last time i had sex
  215. Water: hmm
  216. Water: been a few years
  217. Water: i guess the answer would be a few years
  218. serenityvos: Hey hold on i thought you said you wouldn't lie to me, This Dox i was sent said you weigh near 400LBS and you haven't had sex.. Ever
  219. Water: LOL
  220. Water: you think im some pleb?
  221. Water: 900 club baby
  222. serenityvos: Hey i didnt write the Dox i dont even know you
  223. serenityvos: Cute little man scruff you have going on tho
  224. Water: no way
  225. Water: could i see?!
  226. Water: friend do tend to share stuff with other friends :)
  227. serenityvos: Yeah sure on the jawa and kr forums hon
  228. serenityvos: i dont know how to send pics on steam
  229. Water: imgur silly
  230. Water: i was expecting giraffe neck
  231. Water: but man scruff is different
  232. serenityvos: No you have a small neck
  233. Water: nooooooo no no
  234. Water: im dying to see it
  235. serenityvos: your neck?
  236. serenityvos: dont die plz
  237. Water: nooooooo no no
  238. Water: i would never die on you friend
  239. Water: I want to see the pic you have
  240. serenityvos: oh well actually i have like hold on
  241. serenityvos: 5 screenies
  242. Water: perfect
  243. Water: that means you would be doing me a huge favor as a friend
  244. serenityvos: Your friend wants you to either pay for them on paypal or wtf is a bitcoin
  245. Water: :O
  246. Water: so its blackmail?
  247. serenityvos: I guess idk im just the messenger :/
  248. Water: http://www.imgur.com
  249. Water: well of course to threaten you have to show proof
  250. Water: im sure my friend knows that
  251. Water: :P
  252. serenityvos: I dunno how to threaten, im just a dumb gurl
  253. serenityvos: But hey my laptop is about to die tho
  254. serenityvos: Water: dont i get any information
  255. Water: how could i pay this person without knowing who it is?!
  256. Water: please help friend
  257. Water: i cant have my identity leaked on jawa or kr!
  258. serenityvos: Well i told you everything i have well not everything but i just cant give you your pictures because your friend doesn't want you to have them yet. Says its for your B-day
  259. Water: but he wants me to pay him
  260. Water: to do that i have to get his info
  261. Water: he didnt even say how much
  262. Water: i must contact him and get this info!
  263. serenityvos: Thats so true let me ask
  264. Water: ok thanks!
  265. serenityvos: kk i cut out his name but this is what he said: 1000 dollars and he has to win the jawa tourny or 5 pics and his dox gets posted the day he loses or doesnt pay. And he wants me to know that your spamming me with messages because your a virgin and im a grill.
  266. Water: tell him to just go ahead and post the pics and stuff
  267. Water: in the time it took you to msg him
  268. Water: i came to my senses and realized
  269. Water: Ill just have to push thru the struggle of people knowing im the marshmellow man from ghost busters
  270. serenityvos: Awe dont be so hard on yourself, Hey grey is your color hon
  271. Water: ill tell u wat tho
  272. Water: even tho i was exposed by mystery man
  273. Water: one good thing came out of today
  274. Water: ill never need another screenshot from you again
  275. serenityvos: Well thats good because you're beautiful no matter what ;)
  276. Water: actually
  277. Water: multiple secrets
  278. Water: 1.
  279. Water: My best friend is kush
  280. serenityvos: But you didnt pay your mystery man 1000 dollars so i cant send you the screenshots
  281. Water: 2. Ive never posted a real picture of myself online, never on facebook, and myspace.
  282. Water: 3.
  283. serenityvos: But you didnt pay your mystery man 1000 dollars so i cant send you the screenshots
  284. Water: 2. Ive never posted a real picture of myself online, never on facebook, and myspace.
  285. Water: 3.
  286. Water: Noone knows anything real about me online except for 1 person
  287. Water: 2*
  288. Water: 4.
  289. serenityvos: tell him hes a virginlord nerd/ ask him why he ignored the virgin part
  290. serenityvos: Its a he
  291. Water: tell bossk i only kiss boys
  292. serenityvos: Bossk hasn't been online i for hours :/ he has some things going on irl
  293. Water: hopefully getting beat by his drunk stepdad
  294. Water: for smokin the marijuanas
  295. Water: lol
  296. Water: Is there?!
  297. serenityvos: id just say gg and block him at this point
  298. Water: :(
  299. Water: you wouldnt do that to me would you friend?
  300. serenityvos: Well whoever this mystery guy is seems to know you but he doesnt know me very well if he thinks im just going to block you. I have nothing against you, i think you're really nice and sweet. Kind of a narcicist but hey thats kool
  301. serenityvos: Well im pretty sure i can get that info on my own if i wanted to considering how many bridges you burnt for exactly what you bragged about "Only caring about yourself"
  302. Water: i actually have pictures of you
  303. Water: i actually have
  304. Water: alot of information on you
  305. Water: but
  306. serenityvos: Awe really? Thats okay i hope you enjoy them :)
  307. Water: i wont blackmail you
  308. Water: your a personal prize to me
  309. Water: ill enjoy you
  310. Water: while i can
  311. serenityvos: Its okay you can blackmail me i like the spotlight
  312. Water: watching you entertain me
  313. Water: <3
  314. Water: you truly are the light in the darkness
  315. Water: and i thank you for that
  316. Water: do your best to start drama
  317. Water: its my favorite genre to laugh at
  318. serenityvos: hes a mad virgin fapping to your pics every night
  319. serenityvos: dont block him cuz he might suicide
  320. Water: awwww see
  321. Water: now hes causing more drama making fun of me!
  322. Water: IM SO ANGRY NOW
  323. Water: and you just let it happen to me
  324. Water: i thought i was your friend
  325. Water: :(
  326. serenityvos: dont be angry boo
  327. Water: you just let this guy
  328. Water: trash me
  329. serenityvos: Welllll you did trash me yesterday and you did bet id lose against helena
  330. Water: well i was only being honest since your not that good
  331. Water: arent friends honest?
  332. Water: like your really bad
  333. serenityvos: and you do talk pretty heavy on me hoping it gets back to me i wonder why it cant be to hurt my feelings so why
  334. serenityvos: it gets back to me i wonder why it cant be to hurt my feelings so why
  335. Water: that commander awesome guy had a better chance of winning
  336. Water: but im only telling you that cause im your true friend
  337. Water: the rest of them will lie
  338. serenityvos: Commander awesome against helena??
  339. serenityvos: Awe thats sweet for giving them credit
  340. Water: yea
  341. serenityvos: Clearly not considering hel
  342. serenityvos: helena and me have raced and we are pretty much equals ya know
  343. serenityvos: but hey you wont find out
  344. Water: why not?!
  345. serenityvos: Secret ;)
  346. serenityvos: gg
  347. serenityvos: byez
  348. Water: no goodnight for me?
  349. Water is now Online.
  350. Water: http://www.knights-reborn.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13007&p=149581#p149581
  351. Water: :D
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