Sauceror Skills

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Sauce Contemplation
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 1
	By reflecting on the nature of the Cosmic Sauce, you can become more closely attuned to its mysteriousness.  Your Enchantedness and Maximum HP will increase for a period of time.
	Gives Effect:
	Saucemastery
	(5 Adventures)
		You are channelling the Magicalness and Strengthliness of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers.
		Maximum HP +3
		Mysticality +1

Stream of Sauce
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 2
	This spell creates a stream of scorching sauce with which to baste your enemies.
	Hose your foes down with hot sauce

Expert Panhandling
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've got mad skills at handling the pan.  This skill increases the amount of Meat you get when fighting monsters by 10%. (15% with a saucepan equipped)
	+10% Meat from Monsters

Saucestorm
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 6
	This spell allows you to conjure up a chaotic storm of roiling sauces, both burning and freezing your hapless foes, who undoubtedly did not bring both a parka and a fireproof umbrella.
	Buffet your foes with hot and cold sauces

Advanced Saucecrafting
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	This skill allows you to use Scrumptious Reagents, in combination with various food items, to cook up a wide variety of sauces and salves.

Elemental Saucesphere
	Type: Buff
	MP Cost: 10
	This spell conjures a shell of sauce around you (or another player,) which will protect you (or another player) from all elemental attacks.
	Gives Effect:
	Elemental Saucesphere
		You are surrounded by a shimmering sphere of sauces, which appear to be protecting you from the elements of fire, cold, stench, spookiness, and sleaziness.
		So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)

Jalapeño Saucesphere
	Type: Buff
	MP Cost: 5
	This spell will conjure a shell of spicy sauce around you (or another player.)  Any monster that passes through the shield will take damage.
	Gives Effect:
	Jalapeño Saucesphere
		You are surrounded by a glistening sphere of very spicy sauce.  Anything that attacks you will probably take some damage from it.
		Damages Attacking Opponent
		Damage Reduction: 3

Wave of Sauce
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 10
	This spell will conjure an immense wave of boiling sauce, which will wash over your enemies and cleanse them from the face of the Cosmos.  And also ruin their clothes.
	Deal a bunch of Hot Damage

Intrinsic Spiciness
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	This skill makes you spicier, in general, than others.  Your Sauce spells will do more damage to opponents.
	Sauce Spell Damage +10

Master Saucier
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	What did the Gorean slave girl say to her owner when his tales of adventure were not ribald enough?  Nothing, because you incinerated both of them with a burst of sauce fueled by your powerful magic and seething hatred of obscure misogynistic nerd subcultures.
	Spell Damage +10%

Saucegeyser
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 24
	This spell will call forth a tremendous geyser of Sauce from the ground at your enemy's feet.  Few foes can withstand the savage combination of beating and drowning that this spell delivers.

Saucy Salve
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 4
	This skill allows you to conjure up a healing salve made of healing sauce, and heal some of your wounds.  Healingly.

Impetuous Sauciness
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You're as saucy as saucy can be.  When you drink potions crafted with Scrumptious Reagents, their effects will last 5 Adventures longer for you than they do for less impetuous people.
	Makes Sauce Potions last longer

Diminished Gag Reflex
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Working with pungent sauces has increased your tolerance for bad smells -- stench-based attacks will be less effective against you.
	So-So Stench  Resistance (+2)

Irrepressible Spunk
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Your vim, vigor and energy cannot be contained by forces as weak as the laws of physics or the frailty of the human body.
	Maximum HP +5%
	Maximum MP +5%

The Way of Sauce
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You know everything there is to know about the Saucerorin' business.  You are capable of making the finest potions and sauces known to Saucerorkind.
	Allows the use of scrumdiddlyumptious solutions
	Lets you summon more scrumptious reagents per day

Salsaball
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 1
	This spell allows you to conjure up a ball of spicy salsa and sling it at your enemy, doing a small amount of damage.

Curse of Vichyssoise
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 2
	In Sauceror school, you have to learn how to make soup before you learn how to make Sauce.  For most people it's just kid stuff, but you learned a pretty cool trick while you were pranking the dean one year -- you can conjure up a big mass of freezing soup and coat a dead buffalo in it!  Or, I mean, things that aren't dead buffalo, too, I guess.
	Curse your opponent with ongoing cold damage
	NOTE: Only one Curse can be cast per fight.

Simmer
	Type: Noncombat
	Cost:  1 Adventure
	A watched pot never boils, but it takes surprisingly little effort for you to boil over into a murderous rage.  Quite a bit of time, mind you, but not much effort.
	Gives Effect:
	Simmering
	(10 Adventures)
		Your mind is a cauldron, bubbling over with nefarious intent.  Double, double, there's about to be some trouble...
		Spell Damage +100%
		Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure

Icy Glare
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	Your eyes are piercing, like an icicle falling through a car roof, or somebody whose eyes are actually crossbow bolts.
	Actually, did that guy just get shot in both eyes with crossbow bolts?  Somebody really ought to take him to the doctor.
	Gives Effect:
	Icy Glare
	(10 Adventures)
		You're as cold as eyes.  Wait, no, your eyes are as cold as ice.
		+10 Cold Damage
		+10 Damage to Cold Spells

Soul Saucery
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	One of the fundamental tenets of Saucery is that everything is Sauce.  Literally everything, on a basic level, behaves like Sauce.  And you've learned that souls are no different.  They just... scream a little more when you cook them.
	Allows you to gather Soulsauce from defeated foes
	NOTE: Only true Saucerors can control Soulsauce.  For everybody else it just goes everywhere and makes a big mess.

Inner Sauce
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Inside you is a ceaseless reservoir of seething sauce.  You might not have noticed -- a lot of people mistake it for heartburn.
	Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure
	NOTE: This skill regenerates significantly less MP for non-Saucerors.

Curse of Marinara
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 4
	This curse causes writhing tendrils of marinara sauce to burst out from within your foes, wiggling around like some sort of crazy tomato octopus.  And if some of it is actually blood instead of sauce, well, what are you gonna do?
	Deals damage and heals you over time
	NOTE: Only one Curse can be cast per fight.

Itchy Curse Finger
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	Anybody who mess with you is going to get cursed so quickly they won't even know they got cursed until after they are already totally cursed.
	Your curses take hold too quickly for your opponents to react

Curse of the Thousand Islands
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 6
	An ancient dimension-traveling Sauceror once discovered a strange realm that she named The Thousand Islands -- a cosmic archipelago of floating land masses, drifting through a blood-dark void.  Nobody knows where they came from, and some strange residual effects of whatever cataclysm created them have rendered them impervious to the ministrations of mapmakers.
	It's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to go there.  Wait, I meant it is not a nice place to visit, which is why being banished to there is really awful, and you would only do it to your worst enemies.  Or any of your enemies, really.
	Your enemies become lost in time and space, making it more difficult for them to attack you

Saucecicle
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 12
	This spell conjures up a giant spike of frozen sauce and impales your hapless foe with it.  Then it melts, making for much easier cleanup.
	Deals a bunch of cold damage

Antibiotic Saucesphere
	Type: Buff
	MP Cost: 15
	This spell allows you to conjure a sphere of soothing triple-antibiotic sauce around yourself or another Adventurer.
	Gives Effect:
	Antibiotic Saucesphere
		You're surrounded by a shimmering globe of soothing sauce.
		Regenerate 4-5 HP per Adventure

Curse of Weaksauce
	Type: Combat
	MP Cost: 8
	This ancient curse coats your opponents in a layer of sauce formulated to drain their strength.  This is similar to but distinct from the ancient Canadian curse that coats opponents in sap formulated to sap their strength.
	Weakens your opponent over time

Wry Smile
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 10
	Few smiles are as wry as the smile of a wizard.
	Gives Effect:
	Wry Smile
	(10 Adventures)
		You're smiling the smile of a smiler who knows a secret.
		+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

Sauce Monocle
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: 20
	You can conjure a lens of sauce of delicious precision.  Looking through it will make it easier to see where the pointy end of your spells should go.
	Gives Effect:
	Sauce Monocle
	(10 Adventures)
		You can see clearly now.  You can see all of the obstacles in your way, and the best ways to freeze them and/or set them on fire to get them out of your way.
		+5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit

Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
	Type: Noncombat
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've come to realize that you don't need nearly as much blood as you've got in your body, but you can always use more magical power.
	Gives Effect:
	Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
		Blood...
		is sauce...
		is blood...
		is sauce...
		Maximum MP -10%
		Maximum MP +10%

Saucemaven
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You can make a sauce, but did you ever stop to enjoy a sauce?  Yes, actually.  Yes you did.  In fact, you enjoyed it so much that if a normal person ever enjoyed anything a tenth that much, they would explode with pleasure.
	Get more Adventures from the saucy food you eat

Non-guild skills:
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Scarysauce
	Type: Buff
	MP Cost: 10
	This spell coats you (or somebody else) with a writhing coating of sauce.  But not any ordinary sauce -- sauce made of the very essence of fear.  The overall effect is very spooky.
	Gives Effect:
	Scarysauce
		You're coated from head to toe in a glistening layer of spooky sauce.  You're like Midas, except with fear instead of gold.
		Damages Attacking Opponents
		So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
		So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

Deep Saucery
	Type: Passive
	MP Cost: N/A
	You've beheld the Deep Sauce.  You've heard the songs it sings.  You feel what it feels, and you know what it knows.  And most importantly, you understand how to cook with it.
	Lets you cook with Deep Sauce

Surge of Icing
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 10
	This spell adds a little bit of holiday flair to your Saucery, allowing you to summon a massive gout of delicious icing.

Käsesoßesturm
	Type: Combat Spell
	MP Cost: 10
	This spell allows you to conjure up a storm of pungent cheese sauce.