Phineas's Titanium Hammer

Irving was a creepy nerd
Always stalked Phin and Ferb
To all, his obsession was known
In the bushes, in their home with his scrapbook
Oh-whoa-ho-ho
Phineas Flynn, the one stalked, with his invention
Invites him to a room, all alone
The nerd squealed in glee, occupied by his excitement, it was
Kno-o-o-own
Irving enters the room, all aglow
Phineas locks the door

Then, bang bang,
Phineas's Titanium Hammer came down upon his head
Bang bang,
Phineas's Titanium Hammer made sure that he was dead

Gone is one obsession
Phin has one confession
That girl across the stret
Her crushing is getting too stressful
Oh-oh-oh
He invites her o'er to play
Says it's gonna be a great day
She stands, so shell-shocked
"I must be doing something the right way,
Ay-ay-ay"
But when she shows up for the day for which she has longed
She notices something's wrong

Bang bang,
Phineas's Titanium Hammer came down upon his head
Bang bang,
Phineas's Titanium Hammer made sure that she was dead

Ridded of everyone,
Phin is not done with the fun
Contemplating his next mo-
Oo-oo-ove
His inner conscience, so ignored
Warns him the negatives aboard
Phin don't give a crap
And he tells himself "It must be so,
Oh-oh-oh"
As the last word is leaving his lips
Phin's plan is occurring, ah

Bang bang
Phineas's Titanium Hammer is the only thing on which he could depend
Bang bang
Phineas's Titanium Hammer now signifies his end