Moonbase Alpha Codes

[ay<300,15>ah<300,20>mpuw<300,27>tih<300,25>sbir<300,20>d_<1000,20>ay<300,15>hx<100,15>ah<300,20>vah<300,25>ray<300,20>vd]
I am Pootis Bird, I have arrived

[ay<300,15>ah<300,15>mah<300,15>spey<500,27>sskeh<500,25>tt]
I am a space cat

[ay<300,15>ah<300,15>mah<300,15>spey<500,27>ssdow<500,25>gg]
I am a space dog

[ay<300,15>ah<300,10>mah<300,10>feh<500,25>geh<500,25>tt]
I am a faggot

[k<>ah<100,13>mah<250,16>ntheh<300,12>nnmey<200,16>tt]
Come on then, mate

[ay<300,15>ahmg<300,15>own<300,20>ahm<300,20>ahst<300,27>urb<300,25>eyt<300,20>]
I am gonna fap.

[ay<300,15>ahm<300,15>gow<300,20>nah<300,20>mahs<300,27>ttur<300,25>bey<300,25>tt]
I am gonna fap. #2

[puw<500,25>tih<500,25>ss][puw<500,25>tih<500,25>ss][puw<500,25>tih<500,25>ss][puw<500,25>tih<500,25>ss]
Pootis...

[tuh<200,20>rrndaw<200,22>nnfow<100,20>rwow<150,23>tt]
Turn down for what

[tih<300,15>sweh<300,25>lldih<150,23>nntay<300,20>m_<500,20>deh<300,15>mhxah<300,25>meh<150,23>rtay<300,20>m]
Tis weldin' time, dem hammertime

[puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss][puw<>tih<>ss]
Pootis...

225 seconds of bath filling: [hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>][hx<25000>]
Background noise.

[ay<300,15>ah<300,12>mah<300,12>sow<500,25>vih<100,25>eh<500,23>tt]
I am a soviet

[ay<300,15>ah<300,12>mah<300,12>nah<500,25>tsih<500,23>]
I am a nazi

[:nk][:dial911]help, there is a daddy in my house[:np]
Kid sheet.

[dow<300,18>nah<300,20>lld_<>trah<500,25>mp]
Donald Trump

[pyuw<300,15>dih<300,20>pah<500,25>ih]with 50 million slaves.
PewDiePie.

[tay<300,14>nih<300,12>row<300,13>bow<300,11>ttpih<400,26>nih<400,25>s]
Tiny robot.

[ih<300,18>tspeh<400,25>ttih<200,23>nnggtah<400,20>ihm]
It's petting time

[nih<400,27>glleh<400,25>tih<300,20>sdeh<100,17>beh<300,17>st]
Nigglet is the best

[suw<300,10>kah<300,10>bllih<150,12>ah<200,14>tt_<150>rah<200,13>shbiy<300,10>]
Rush B.

[nih<400,27>glleh<400,25>t_<1000>ray<200,20>sfrow<200,19>mdeh<200,18>deh<350,16>dd_<1000>plliy<400,16>z]
Nigglet, rise from the dead, please

[ih<300,17>fay<300,18>weh<300,19>reh<300,20>skih<300,23>rt_<800>wuh<300,19>dxzhuw<300,21>llow<500,24>vmiy<500,22>]
If I were a skirt, would you love me

[kow<300,18>mah<700,25>nndeh<300,21>riy<300,19>nnpow<700,23>niy<300,20>]
Commander in pony

[gey<300,19>pow<700,24>lliy<300,21>s]
Gay police

[dih<300,24>s_sow<700,27>ngih<200,23>s_sow<300,22>ow<300,21>fuwll<400,19>]
This song is so awful

[:np]Allahu Akbar![:dv gv 149]BOOM![:dv gv 60]
Boom.

[zahmmknniyiy_shiyeh_dehbiylluw]
Shaddap.

EST Ca ^ agr dr Fegoola Niggorson
Eastern Standart Time California Carrot Agriculture Doctor Fegoola Niggorson

[may<200,19>dih<200,21>kihs<200,20>sow<200,19>hxihuw<500,23>dxg]
Dick song.

[iy<800,17>shkeh<120,15>neh<120,15>niy<1000,16>shtt_<300>vah<400,14>ssow<300,13>show<300,14>nniy<300,15>stviy<300,17>duw<99,18>]
German song.

[ih<50>ow<200,18>nngmeh<350,15>n_<500>deh<200,16>rsnow<200,15>niy<200,14>dtuw<200,14>fiy<200,15>lldaw<500,17>nah<200,16>sehd]
Ogreaggressive source.

[aa<100>_<500>aa<200>_<500>aa<300>_<500>aa<400>_<500>aa<500>_<500>aa<600>_<500>aa<700>_<500>aa<800>_<500>aa<900>_<500>aa<1000>]
Lenght test.

[zhehchpowspowlliytah<>_<50>powllskah]
RP

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owghth gawghdd, whwott zhjaasthgh heppennddth

Blaiken silkstreilents dingultonicsing thaferd geinoraplent sanduzintrants surlowflabing some nijers.

Interspacextulimaterianensiolar schoolmentanistremaintingment of childowengisanoizamingren.

A bee see the ez f gg h me j f k l m uh no p q liar r s t u succ v w x wife, y not z.

Aa ba ca da ea fa ga ha ia ja ka la ma na oa pa qa ra sa ta ua va wa xa ya za!

Ae be ce de ee fe ge he ie je ke le me ne oe pe qe re se te ue ve we xe ye ze!
Ai bi ci di ei fi gi hi ii ji ki li mi ni oi pi qi ri si ti ui vi wi xi yi zi!
Ao bo co do eo fo go ho io jo ko lo mo no oo po qo ro so to uo vo wo xo yo zo!
Au bu cu du eu fu gu hu iu ju ku lu mu nu ou pu qu ru su tu uu vu wu xu yu zu!
Ay by cy dy ey fy gy hy iy jy ky ly my ny oy py qy ry sy ty uy vy wy xy yy zy!

[aa_beh_tseh_deh_eh_ehf_giyeh_hxah_iy_ihowtt_kah_ehll_ehmm_ehnn_ow_peh_ehr_ehss_teh_uw_vuw_iygrehk_zeht_]

Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllum, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorium, neon, sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicon.
Phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, argon, potassium, calcium, scandium, titanium, vanadium, chromium, manganese, iron, cobalt.
Nickel, copper, zinc, gallium, germanium, arsenic, selenium, bromium, krypton, rubidium, strontium, yttrium, zirconium.
Niobium, molibdenium, technetium, rutenium, rhodium, palladium, silver, cadmium, indium, tin, antimony, tellurium, iodine.
Xenon, cesium, barium, lantanium, cerium, praseodymium, neodymium, promethium, samarium, europium, gadolinium, therbium.
Dysprosium, holmium, erbium, thulium, ytterbium, lutetium, hafnium, tantalium, tungsten, rhenium, osmium, iridium, platinum.
Gold, mercury, thalium, lead, bismuth, polonium, astatium, radon, francium, radium, actinium, thorium, protactinium, uranium.
Neptunium, plutonium, americum, curium, berkelium, californium, einsteinium, fermium, mendelevium, nobelium, lawrensium.
Rutherfordium, dubnium, seaborgium, bohrium, hassium, meitnerium, darmstadtium, roentgenium, copernicium.

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2 lined songs:

I just made a song, about a little pony
[ay<300,12>dxzhah<300,13>ssttmey<300,15>dey<300,19>sow<500,24>ng]

[ah<300,12>baw<300,18>ttey<300,17>llih<300,16>ttuw<300,15>llpow<300,20>nih<400,18>]


Gay song.
[ih<300,17>fih<>uw<300,18>ow<300,19>nnah<300,21>kih<500,24>ssmiy<300,23>ow<400,22>llnay<400,22>tllow<800,21>ng]

[deh<300,17>nfah<300,19>kow<600,24>ff_biy<300,23>kow<400,22>zay<400,22>mgeh<800,21>iy]


Good ol' cringe.
[neh<200,20>veh<200,19>rgow<200,18>nah<200,19>giy<350,24>viyuw<350,23>ahp<450,22>]

[neh<200,20>veh<200,19>rgow<200,18>nah<200,19>lleh<300,21>chiyuw<300,20>daw<400,19>n]

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