Fuck Mercedes (Keldeo) @ Leftovers
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Def / 200 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Toxic
- Taunt
- Substitute

Beautiful Bitch (Venusaur-Mega) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis
- Roar
- Hidden Power [Fire]

I Drive Chevy's (Heatran) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power
- Stone Edge

N-Words Give it Up (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Heal Bell
- Soft-Boiled
- Thunder

I'm the Greatest (Skarmory) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Roost
- Spikes
- Whirlwind
- Toxic

Pursuin' ya Bitch (Bisharp) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Foul Play
- Pursuit
- Stone Edge
- Iron Head