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- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you are back on Earth.
- >well, for a while at least...
- >"Anon, Ah don't see how you're gonna keep me bein' here secret by puttin' a wig on me..."
- "Just trust me, AJ, this is going to work. How's the 'walking on two legs' thing going."
- >"Awkward as all get out... Ah swear, if you hadn't given me this cane thingy..."
- "It's technically a sword... well really it's a prop, but go with me on this."
- >"An' what is this ... chilly clangy shiny thing you done wrapped me up in?"
- "Over to you Fem!"
- >"You're wearing a mail shirt. Well, it's really sort of a chain mail bikini. We had to do some hustling to find one that we could tailor so it'd fit you...
- >"An' th' beanbags y' put in the top part?"
- >"Non, you want to take that one?"
- "Hell no."
- >"Fine. The costume you're wearing is for a character in a comic book. She's a pony, like you, only she has... boobs."
- >"Oh. She has teats like yours."
- >"... yeah."
- >"These things make walkin' around all kinds of interestin'. Ah'm amazed you humans don't fall over from bein' top-heavy..."
- >"HEY! EXCELLENT RED SHETLAND COSTUME!"
- "He's talking to you, AJ. Just say thanks..."
- >".... thanks!"
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