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Degens Beach episode

Feb 12th, 2020
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  1. >"Imma head out to the snack bar, y'all want somethin?" Blank announced as a volleyball passed his face by a hair
  2.  
  3. >"Jesus fuck-"
  4. >"Sorry about that," Noir walked behind him to grab the ball
  5.  
  6. >"Look just small orders and nothing else"
  7. >Pissed off from nearly getting smacked
  8.  
  9. >Blank ended up leaving the beach with a long list that trails in the sand
  10.  
  11. >Noir and Nick start setting up the net for a game of volleyball with TB helping (not really)
  12.  
  13. >He trips Nick a couple of times during it
  14.  
  15. >Spoops watching her son on the sidelines as she looks for sea shells by the water, very oblivious to the tripping
  16.  
  17. >Even when the net falls on him
  18.  
  19. >Kaze relaxs on a surfboard on the calm waves, hopefully doesn't drift too far away from land
  20.  
  21. >Junkie, Mecha and Stoner are in the "Probably can't get in the water but are just happy to be there Club". Sitting by a stereo under umbrellas listening to https://youtu.be/03x0bU2w9HI as loud as possible
  22.  
  23. >Until Mecha gets up from his folding chair to join in on volleyball and the weeb music was getting to him
  24.  
  25. >Junkie was rummaging in a cooler for a drink
  26.  
  27. >Stoner, under a parasol to avoid as much sun as possible
  28.  
  29. >TB at some point dragged out Nick to the ocean and just starts dunking his head under the water
  30.  
  31. >Spoops and Noir both running towards him
  32.  
  33. >Rafty had swam out to the swallow water earlier and saw this happen in the distance (also to keep kaze from drifting away too far)
  34.  
  35. >Kaze drifts by him as he watches the Nick abuse with Rafty, he laughs harder each time TB pushes Nick's head further into the water
  36.  
  37. >Rafty gets an idea and chuckles at it
  38.  
  39. >"Hey Kaze watch this, it'll be funny"
  40.  
  41. >He raises his BIG ASS MONKEY hands over his head and slams as hard as he could into the water to cause a wave
  42.  
  43. >It was bigger than he thought
  44.  
  45. >Oh fuck
  46.  
  47. >"OH SHIT" Kaze vice grips on to the surfboard as he gets taken away onto the wave
  48.  
  49. >This monster of a wave gets bigger as it travels to the shore
  50.  
  51. >Spoops pulls Nick away from the ocean as he starts coughing up seawater and she pulls a crab out of his hair
  52.  
  53. >Mecha at some point left to join the club again
  54.  
  55. >While Noir is kicking the absolute shit out of TB, slamming him into the water repeatedly
  56.  
  57. >They feel the waves get vicious suddenly
  58.  
  59. >Turning their heads slowly to see the beast heading towards them
  60.  
  61. >"Oh god."
  62.  
  63. >"Ha it's just like one of my Kaiju movies"
  64.  
  65. >Noir, TB, Nick and Spoops get submerged under the wave
  66.  
  67. >Mecha is looking in the cooler when he felt a rumble
  68.  
  69. >"I don't think an earthquake was going to happen today" Junkie said he started seeing his soda can shake
  70.  
  71. >The rumble was getting worse and closer
  72.  
  73. >Junkie and Mecha turned to see this massive wave hitting everyone else and got up to start running
  74.  
  75. >Stoner had saw the wave coming ON land behind her sunglasses and has accepted death
  76.  
  77. >The escape was futile and was too late as the wave took them away
  78.  
  79. >After 10 minutes of being gone, Blank finally came back with piles of food in his hands
  80.  
  81. >"I'm back-"
  82.  
  83. >"What the fuck guys"
  84.  
  85. >Blank almost dropped everything in his hands at the sight he witnessed
  86.  
  87. >It looked like D-Day happened
  88.  
  89. >Degens were coughing up water, seaweed was everywhere, some was buried in sand
  90.  
  91. >"I was gone for 10 minutes, jesus christ."
  92.  
  93. >Rafty had emerged from the ocean after swimming back to shore
  94.  
  95. >"My bad, um. Where did Kaze go"
  96.  
  97. >Fortunately Kaze avoided the wave by riding on top of it
  98.  
  99. >The bad part, he hit a windshield of a car
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