Planet Gonadearilagon 12

Previous Episode: https://pastebin.com/raw/xVD9KZmi

Year 43

   Donald Treagan: So, what and how get fun? Kongregate is also ded.
   Loafman11: Spray yourself with antiobuser-ray.
Donald Treagan sprayed with antiobuser-ray.
   Loafman11: Well, i are will spray myself too.
Loafman11 sprayed with antiobuser-ray.
   Donald Treagan: We are undead meaning?
   Loafman11: I don't know, my boi. It is preventing death? Oh wait, it's anti-magnet, and it can save our live with it, and some dangerous metallical object can't kill us. Let's call G-tutor Test Bot for testing our skills.
   G-tutor Test Bot: Hello, Loafman11.
   Loafman11: Come here, G-tutor, i need that you complete a mission.
   G-tutor Test Bot: Ok.
G-tutor Test Bot coming, but his system breaks for ever radius than he comes closer
   G-tutor Test Bot: Wha-ha-hat ar-r-re ai brokz may-y-yseal-lf? i-m-m-m dyiainnnng becau ae of ma-ma-ma-maggggrrggrnnn...
G-tutor Test Bot dead because of too much magnet-s power than can kill him.
   Loafman11: Meh. Hank Hill 1, complete our mission.
   Hank Hill 1: And what's?
   Loafman11: Throw us with 2 knifes.
   Hank Hill 1: It's not are safe.
   Donald Treagan: We spraied by antiobuser-ray, that means we anti-magneted against dangerous metallical objects (Any weapons).
   Hank Hill 1: Oh, i got it.
Hank Hill 1 throws knifes, but they reverse their turn to a unknown side.
Not unknown, but Laurkhon side.
Laurkhon damaged, and now angry to throwers of knifes, while knifes flyes in about 5 kilometers. Laurkhon don't know who did it.
   Laurkhon: WHO DID THIS?
Nobody gives information about it, except Donald Treagan
   Donald Treagan: Hank Hill 1...
Cool Pass User, knowing that Donald Treagan is troll, and that player is want to be #1, trying to disprove him. And yes, from lies.
   Cool Pass User: No, it's not true, this is from sky fails.
   Qavs: Oh really?
   Hank Hill 1: Ok, i did that! I j-j-just tested Loafman11 and Donald Treagan.
   Laurkhon: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!??!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?
Laurkhon preprating to ground Hank Hill 1... Oh shit, i'm out.
   Laurkhon: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.......
   Laurkhon's Laser Hand Destruction Narrator: Laser Hand Destruction activated, and preprated to use.
   Laurkhon: ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢.
   Laurkhon's Laser Hand Destruction Narrator: Go.
Laurkhon shotting to Hank Hill 1
   Hank Hill 1: nnnnnnonononnonnoooooooooooo...
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   Laurkhon: Shoot, shoot, shoot.
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   Loafman11: Stop, guys.
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   Cool Pass User: STOP THE FUCK THAT!
   Laurkhon: Fine, whatever.
   Qavs: Just get in the intro
[the intro]

Start...
Welcome to the Planet Gonadeatrilagon - Season 2

Kongregate 2006-2018
Qavs 2017-2018

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Based by OT Kongregate, Planet Gonadeatrilagon by Qavs
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Season 2, Episode 12: Grandpa Talks & Mars Talks. Loaded! Enjoy story!
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Year 43

At the Pluton
   Subject 4482 12150685: You want a next story of user2150r, on Year -152 (aka 1866)?
   Catpill: Yeah, sure, i want to know about user2150r more.
   Subject 4482 12150685: Ok, here it goes.

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Year -152

   user2150r, alt 4493: Yeah, how do i fail? I don't understand.

Year -150

   user2150r, alt 4493: I will create army, because of 1868. But i quess how? I never unites with someone else's?
   Avto2000: Hi, and why you depressed?
   user2150r, alt 4493: What why? tSteve... Don't like to see me on the chat. I banned a couple thousands times! I think that chat is own evil powers on moderators.
   Avto2000: Ohhhhhhh... that guy is bullying at you, and and increases his own rights. I will cheat him. Anyway, can you cay about yourself.
   user2150r, alt 4493: I'm user2150r, i mean on 1st account. Level at account banned is 16, 1834 points. Main account is now not in weekly ban, but on permanent. Tried to be friendly.
   Avto2000: Ok. Attacking tSteve on 14 april, 1874

Year -149

   trofffim: Hacking is beginning.
   Avto2000: Oh, a third human? Hello anyway.
user2150r hack tSteve's account
   Controlled tSteve: Wow, we did it. We hack tSteve!!! Let's celebrate it by unban everyone.
user2150r unban Az_091 and Penisaccount
   Controlled tSteve: And that's all what i know. Az_091 is my friend too, and i just watched how Penisaccount is banned.
   Az_091: Yay!!!
   Avto2000: Uh oh... I noticed that tSteve coming back online.
   Controlled tSteve: Oh shit. Unban main account!
user2150r unban his main account.

Year -148

   Controlled tSteve: Meh, tSteve logins...
tSteve takes back his account.
   user2150r: I bringed back. So...
   Avto2000: Tssshhh...
tSteve realises his hacked account.
   tSteve: What the fuck happends? I didn't played Working Animal Idle... And i don't remember what i unban Az_091, Penisaccount, and user2150r's main account...
tSteve realises that Avto2000 hacks his account.
   tSteve: Avto2000 has enought smart to hack me. But what are he unbans Az_091? They are not have friendship.
tSteve realises again.
   tSteve: Wait... Avto2000 hacks me to user2150r. They are not guessing that i can easly permanently ban them. I will do this.
tSteve bans user2150r for controlling his account and unban peoples that shouldn't goes on rules, Avto2000 - hacking him, Penisaccount and Az_091 - not supposted to be unbanned.
   Avto2000, alt 1: Man, this is fail. Now have fun without me, because i don't want bans.
   user2150r, alt 4494: No... I just want to end this war against tSteve... The new order.
tSteve bans user2150r many times addictivy.
   user2150r, alt 4503: Wtf?
   user2150r, alt 4507: I don't have time to say something.

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   Catpill: Interesting. What next? How user2150r will live after hacks, and why he didn't stop, and didn't wait until the end of silence?
   Subject 4482 12150685: Because user2150r such a rude. He can't live without insulting, and obusing. And now for god's sake he is king of our planed. We can't get out from Pluton, but take impichment to user2150r we also can't. We don't have enought power.
   Hamuka: This is cringe.
   Catpill: Yeah, this is weak.
   Subject 4482 15516934: user2150r such lose to tSteve, but win our planet. Meh. Anyway, 4482 12150685, tell them further history.
   Subject 4482 12150685: No problem.

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Year -144

   user2150r, alt 12647: This is scam, this is bullshit.

Year -140

   user2150r, alt 16858: 26 April, 1883, finding someone to attack Kingrusomet,* possible for something biggest

*Kingrusomet - name from 19 century to Kongregate.

Year -137

   user2150r, alt 17553: My allies, fight with tSteve!
   tSteve: Nope.

Year -131

   user2150r, alt 35766: Jesus can help me.
   Jesus: From what, sorry?
   user2150r, alt 35766: What-shwat, but i want to chat, and play for safe.
   Jesus: Uhh, no. I God of earth, not from X42.165482065 Y83.200649642 Z11.563965872.
   user2150r, alt 35766: Then can you change my future?
   Jesus: That almost once at chane that place when you try to go.
   user2150r, alt 35766: Hmmm... No, personal future, my future childs.
   Jesus: Today is 1892, so you can take a child not least, than 1901.
   user2150r, alt 35766: At least it's something. Thanks.

Year -125

   Miototo: user2150r, you waiting for child?
   user2150r, alt 35766: Yes. And i need a succesor.
   Miototo: Ok, right.
   Burntfires: This is a radical idea.
   SoftHard: I don't think you are a helpful, user2150r, so get a life.
   user2150r: A life? I thinks i really needs second life. That's it, Off-Topic is needs to me.
   SoftHard: I'm not think that you are understand right.
user2150r going to OT

Year -122

   user2150r, alt 35766: So, i end to learn OT, and start socialise myself.
   Jesus: Today is 1901, remember.
   user2150r, alt 35766: Oh, ok.

Year -118

sex time ;)

Year -117

   user2150r, alt 35766: So, where is child, Erranog?
   Erranog: I tried to birth it.

Year -116

yep it again goes.

Year -115

Bluecore births.
   user2150r, alt 35766: It's not are future's warrior.
moar sex

Year -114

Hukutka and Rageburst births.
   Erranog: Not sure these two is on our side

Year -113

ten final...

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   Catpill: I don't feels right. This is goes more cringes than 40 years ago.
   Hamuka: May we preprate for this later?
   Catpill: Much later, in Year 46
   Hamuka: Sure. I think we can live on Pluton without stories.
   Subject 4482 12150685: Ok, we can find your home.
   Subject 4482 15516934: Oh, you are giving away interesting moment.
These peoples finally finded home, but not finded my moment.
   Hamuka: Pretty good.
   Catpill: That story is not seems to good.
   Hamuka: At least on years -118--113 aka (1905-1910).
   Catpill: Yes.
Catpill and Hamuka can't find TV
   Hamuka: There is no TV
   Catpill: Then ehat about flying hologram?
Catpill turn on hologram.
Hologram gives non-understandable languagre.
   Catpill: Meh.
Later on Mars.
   Qavs: We will revive most voted person.
Qavs teleported on Hell
Trollcitysoft, Yeasy, Bonzi Buddy, SoftHard, Doomlord, Burntfires, Mamoon Insah, and they all spawned on voting platform.
   Qavs: Hi all. One of you will be revived because of hightest votes. And because of this you all called.
Few of dead (on our universe) persons confused.
   Mamoon Insah: Yeah, maybe it's good choice.
   Bonzi Buddy: Give me another change.
   Qavs: Let's see... 104 votes, 0 comments. This is a record, which Episode 7 vote counts is 30, meaning 3.47 times lower than today.
Qavs reservied votes.
   Qavs: For Bonzy Buddy 7 votes.
   Bonzi Buddy: I won, suckers. Expand Dong plan is working.
   Qavs: Are you kidding me? This is lowest votes count as a today, man. Not hightest, but lowest. For Doomlord 11 votes.
   Doomlord: Damn it, what it means by me?
Doomlord catapulted away
   Doomlord: Oh, that's sad.
   Qavs: Trollcitysoft - 15
   Trollcitysoft: nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono nonononono
   Qavs: Such a pussy ;)
and...
   Qavs: Burntfires - also 15
   Burntfires: mmmmuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Pussy x2
   Qavs: Yeasy and Mamoon Insah voted 16 times per themself.
   Yeasy: What? That's bullshit! Bonzy Buddy will obuse me.
   Mamoon Insah: Meh, but i tried at least.
   Qavs: Yeah yeah. SoftHard will revive by record 24 votes
   SoftHard: Muhahahaha! Plan is workiong!
   Qavs: What's plan?
   SoftHard: To defeat your planet!
   Qavs: What you mean? Planed Gonadeatrilagon is now not supports lives and have a hard climate. What can you rule?
   SoftHard: Uhhh, nothing.
   Qavs: Ok.
Qavs and SoftHard teleported to Mars.
   SoftHard: Whoa. There now OTers live now.

Year 44

   Laurkhon: Let's introduce.
   Qavs: I love it.
   Laurkhon: I abandoning challende in my home planet just for you, guys. Here is my characters. Jinpejan.
   Jinpejan: Hey+ guys+ what+ is+ doin+ on+?
   Laurkhon: Word Placer
   Word Placer: Hi·all,·how·we·did·get·so·many·players?¶
   Laurkhon: They from exploded Planet Gonadeatrilagon.
   Word Placer: This·is·ok,·this·is·fine.¶
   Laurkhon: And GoAnimate! thug.
   GoAnimate! thug: Hi, i'm GoAnimate! thug, nice to meet ungrounded guys.
   Qavs: Looks like cringe.
Dusk Knight spawned
   Dusk Knight: lol, no, not cringe, Qavs.
   GoAnimate! thug: Yes, and because of this, Qavs, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 601691871410482864296429641094828901 years. Go to your room right now.
   Qavs: I always disagree with cheap animation groups.
   Jinpejan: I+ are+ agree+ with+ Qavs+. This+ is+ strange+ words+ with+ modificied+ languagres+. And+ for+ this+ we+ don't+ like+ each+ other+, and+ this+ pluses+.
   Qavs: Ok.

Year 45
   Jinpejan: So, what will happend next?
   Qavs: 2018.
meanwhile
   Hank Hill: I just comes now to warn about a grandpa.
   Loafman11: Who and what's grandpa?
   Hank Hill: No, i can't tell you.
   Cool Pass User: What means that you found something like "grandpa"?
   Hank Hill: Oh, hi. Grandpa of Qavs, so means this is something overmaking. I have phoning him.
   Cool Pass User: Oh well, call him.
Hank Hill calling
   Hank Hill: Edrudidudi!
   ?????????: Who calling?
   Hank Hill: Hello, is this grandpa of Qavs
   ?????????: Talk about theres two that are want to know my history.
   Hank Hill: Hyperweird, but this is not answer
   ?????????: There is not your business!
   Cool Pass User: Quacking? You are grandpa of Qavs?
   ?????????: *couch* X42.165246344 Y83.200875275 Z11.563964423 explode two objects
   Machine under ????????? control: Yes, sir.
Rocket launch to Hank Hill and Cool Pass User.
   Hank Hill: Uh oh.
Rocket explodes Cool Pass User, which means death
   Hank Hill: Oh no. But how?
   Loafman11: It's mean we got something rich man, or the army. IDK.
   Hank Hill: It kills CPU, well done.
   Qavs: Haha... shutup, shutup, shutup, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, S̘̮̣̦͖͑̆̐ͨHǗ̂̅T͚̪̙̠̤͐ͭ̈́ͫ́ ̻̞͐ͥ̄͞U̓ͥP̣̖͔̰̅̂̇ͣ, S̛̮̯̳̩̯̱͍̺͂͋͊͊̄ͪ͞Ḩ̵̧͓̩̼͛̉ͭ̌͘͞Ŭ̥͓̝̳̠͍̭͎̖̣̗͇̳̥̖̆͆̔ͥͥ̇ͭͦ͑̓́̋ͦ͋̓́ͅͅT̷̘̹̰̳̘̗͕̞͔̗̄̓̌̏ͬ̂͆͌̍ͩ̓̇̆̃̀͠ ̢̈́̑̊̔͒̔̓̌͗ͦͬ͛̐̉͜͠͏̰͉͙ͅU̴̴͇̳̰̯̼̟͇̗ͧ̍́ͯ͒̒́͘ͅP̠͇͚͉̞̖̝̭̿̆͂͂̑͊ͫ̃̌́͆ͨ̄͛̈́ͪ̍͞͠!!!
Qavs tries to Ctrl+alt+delete everything on Year 45
   Qavs: Oh really? Ok, let's the end Episode 12, which means also the end of 2017. Do you know that we gifted you SoftHard and another 3 playable character? Well, they will gain minor parts. Yeah, i'm a bad santa, but user2150r is such worster santa. and spyonclear too.

Happy new 2018 year!

CUTOFF PREVENTION

Episode 13? Hmmm... January, if i'm not be banned again.
But i'm will lie, bcause no OT-Q Eliminate Games S1


Remember guys:
1-3 (moments later before release) means very soon
4-7 means soon
8-10 means a little bit soon
11-14 means far
15-18 means very far
19-20 means hard writing, and lazyness
Nothing... probably means abandoned... yea, i'm sure.

If you want to see yourself, just say something, and maybe you will get on future episodes, and placed on waiting room.
for the years of apperance.
You can die on the story of future episodes, and revive sometimes as i want.
You can rate my story.
I can't see deleted posts, sorry.
In some episodes i will vote at strawpoll for deaths.

Planet Gonadeatrilagon  2018.01.05  S2E12                   Created by Qavs
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