Luna, Troll/Parody [spooky]

Im not a writefag so dont h8
>day go to bed seth
>be anon
>be former solder who defected from socialist state of americlap
>celestia has offered you political sanctuary in equestria in exchange for help in training the royal guards
>decent pay, free home in das kapital, allowed to hunt for food in everfree
>inb4 ponies are herbivores, humans are omnivores and need meat in their diet
>out on a solo scouting mission/hunting trip
>you watch as the sun sets and the moon rises
>its a shit job but someone has to do it
>you set up camp
>you sit back and watch the campfire burn, thinking about all the crimes you commited all under the false idea of spreading democoracy
>you think off everything you left behind
>you ran away from everything, friends, family, freedom, fattymcds, all those applauding patriots who saw your attrocities as acts of heroism
>all of a sudden luna pops out of nowhere
>"WAKE UP FATTY"
>you wake up
>realise it was all a dream
>get out of broken bed to find you are still in broken down one room apartment
>preform routine triple S's
>look at your pony figurines with a sigh
"Someday"
>get dressed for minimum wage job
>out the door
>another day of bringing in carts and bagging groceries at foodstampmart
>thanks obama
>as you take your break you head over to fattymcds across the parking lot only to be greated by a berserk nigger with a gun
>you are shot
>you are kill
THE END