Larry The Jerk Off Lobster

It was a fine, nice day in Bikini Bottom. Nixon Suzy Fish, who basically looked like Nancy Suzy Fish, only yellow colored and with a red dress, and Dixon Rechid, who basically looked like Debbi Richard, but brown colored and with a purple dress, were hanging out with each other, heading to the Krusty Krab. Just as they were about to enter, Larry The Lobster cut in front of them, turning his head back and winking.

"Fucking Larry!" Nixion and Dixon exclaimed angrily as they placed their fins on their hips.

Larry laughed as he turned around, showing off his crustacean muscles. "Heh heh, you like it, girls? A prime lobster like me just has to get his protein..." He then started rapidly shake his right claw.

Nixon angrily shook her fins. "Son of a bitch!"

Dixon folded her fins as she shook her head. "You have to be so bull headed?"

Larry laughed as he winked at the two girls with his right eye. "But of course! A guy's gotta show off whenever possible!" He then opened the door for Fred Rechid, who was carrying a Krabby Patty. Larry snatched the patty and tripped Fred, causing him to fall on his face.

"Help help!" Fred exclaimed as he flailed his fins. "My leg!"

Nixon and Dixon angrily glared at Larry, who shrugged as he munched on the Krabby Patty, then resuming to shake his right claw repeatedly, as if he was masturbating.
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Nixon Suzy Fish and Dixon Rechid were waiting to use the bathroom in Goo Lagoon, with Fred Rechid being inside the only port a potty around. As the line of fish waiting to use the bathroom got bigger, Nixon and Dixon were getting antsy.

"Do you wanna go in there first and get it over with?" Nixon asked to Dixon.

Dixon nodded her head in response, turning over to Nixon as she smiled. "I would much appreciate it, Nixon."

They glanced back at the port a potty, gasping in joy as Fred exited the port a potty, but suddenly watched in dismay as Larry The Lobster suddenly sped right into the port a potty, causing the entire line to groan in annoyance.

"Fucking Larry!" Nixon and Dixon exclaimed angrily as they shook in rage.

Larry chuckled as he shook his right pincer vividly again, reading some porn magazines he found in his basement. "Sorry guys. A life guard has priority."
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Pong Be Bothered About Something, because when your head aches like a ball, paddle it in and don't bother showing up.

It was a long night in the abyss. What could be going on in the darkness with there only being a few bright white blurbs? Who knows. Perhaps it's the kind of thing that would make us all meet fate for a while, but what I want to know is what happened to common sense?

"You ever get the sense that you have a headache that just won't go away?" A paddle asked the ball.

"Yes but what does this have to do with us?" The pong ball asked.

The paddle sighed. "It's the reason why the other paddle is missing, that's all."