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- so I got a lot of new year's stuff planned for y'all
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- "Man how long are you gonna keep farting?"
- "As long as I feel like it!" Captain Toad burped while farting. "I happen to enjoy making a smelly mess in my poopy pants!"
- "I didn't think you would embrace being so gross."
- "Well sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize that eventually you stop caring what the world feels about you." Captain "At least that's what I had to learn over time from treasure tracking so much."
- "That doesn't seem so productive to me."
- "Well you don't have to deal with this literal shit." Captain "But what do I know: I just like a chance of getting dirty in all the places!"
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