Biggs - The Sleepover

You will never go to Pinkie's house for something for a project while she is having a sleepover.
>A storm will never start as you get ready to leave that looks like it won't stop any time soon.
>You never realize you don't have a place to sleep.
>You will never offer to sleep on the couch and leave as soon as you walk up.
>Pinkie will never say "Are you loco in the coco?! No friend of mine is going to sleep on the couch. I am sure one of the girls will be happy to share.
>Applejack and Sunset don't have enough room
>Rainbow just doesn't want to share and replying "Besides, I know how guys are they will try to touch trust me."
>Applejack will never rebuttal "She says while never having a boyfriend."
>Rarity and Fluttershy on the other hand have enough room.
>Rarity will never offer "Well, Darling have a luxurious sleeping bag that has room for more than one person." With a smile turning into a lip bite.
>Fluttershy will never meekly offer. "M-my bag has enough room but if you want to sleep in Rarity's that is ok too." While covering part of her face with blanket nervously.
Wat do?

>On a dark and windy night in the small city of Canterlot, A lone teenager is seen running with great speed towards a direction
>His name was Anon, and he is a bit-
"Why didn't I remember to get this done!"
>...Eccentric
>His High School charged him and his partner with a small project to be displayed in front of his entire class
>It was to be a conjoined effort, but he was so caught up in his own work, he completely forgot about his partner... and tomorrow is when the project is due
>With this realization, the story begins with Anon-
>*Slam!*
>Running head first into a door
"I'm ok... oh, this is Pinkie's house!"
>Yes, his partner and dear friend Pinkie Pie
>While not too smart, a very cheerful and uplifting girl
>Her large smile and big blue eyes never fail to make Anon feel happier at one point or another
>However, right now, that's not on his mind
>Anon bangs the door furiously instead of ringing the door bell right beside him
"Pinkieeeeeee! Open up! I still see the lights on! I need your report to finish the project!"
>As you begin to feel tired from all of this, you finally hear noise from beyond the front door
>Suddenly, with great speed, the door flies open to reveal...
>"Nonny!"
"Yes, Hi. I was- whoa!"
>Without warning, Pinkie darts towards Anon and gives him a great, big hug
>This, while comforting, may have also broken his rib cage
"Pinkie... too tight... it's nice to see you too!"
>She let's go upon hearing those words
>"What's my favorite geek friend doing here at this time of night?"
>Anon takes a moment to catch his breath and make sure he doesn't need to take a visit to the hospital
"Well... ow that hurt... I was here to see if you had your report ready. Tomorrow is the big presentation for our project."
>"Oh! Well why didn't you say so, silly. I'll go get it."
>With a flash, she speeds off upstairs and returns before Anon can even think about how Pinkie can move that fast
>"Here you go!"

"Thanks... at least we can get teamwork credit now. I'll take my leave."
>As Anon turns around...
>"Wait! Don't you wanna stay for a bit?"
"Sorry, it's getting late and-"
>All of a sudden, you hear an unfamiliar voice
>"Who is at the door, darling?"
>"Yeah, and why were ya runnin' so fast?"
>Curiosity gets the better of Anon as he turns around to see...
>5 other girls
>Pretty girls
>Wearing pajamas
>"Oh, don't worry, girls. This is just my good friend, Anon. Say hi, Anon!"
>Anon speaks inaudible words that could be mistaken for Mandarin if he spoke a bit slower
>"Nonny?"
>Pinkie's look of concern allows Anon to straighten himself out a bit
"I-Is this a... s-sleepover?"
>"Well duh! What else could it be?"
"Oh... lovely..."
>Before Anon could make a mad dash towards anywhere that isn't his current position, Pinkie grabs Anon's jacket and prevents him from of fleeing
>"Nonny, I really think you don't want to be outside right now."
>Anon became confused at that statement
"Why not? It's a perfectly good night outside, and I reeeeeeeally should be getting home."
>"I wouldn't be so sure about that."
"What do you mean by that?"
>"My Pinkie sense is tingling."
"Here we go again," Anon thought
>"My legs feel wobbly and my left eye keeps blinking, see?"
>Anon can confirm this
>"That means a storm is about to appear!"
"That's nice, which means I should get home before-"
>*Crack!*
>A Bolt of lightning lights up the night sky as a torrential downpour of rain appears
>Sadly, Anon realizes what this means
>He doesn't want Pinkie's report to get wet, which means...
>"So you'll stay for the night?"
"...Please no."
>"Yay!"
>Pinkie pulls Anon into her house and closes the front door
>"Let me introduce you to all my friends!"
"Can we not?"
>Anon can't help but feel he's in an awkward position
>He keeps hoping nothing goes wrong tonight
>However, considering how bad he is with other girls, this will most likely be the case


>"Alrighty, Nonny, these are my friends. That's Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy- she's shy, by the way-, and Sunset Shimmer."
>Anon waves his hand as a greeting, but in reality, he's trying to hide himself from their gazes and failing miserably in the process
>The mixed reactions aren't making this situation any better for him either
>"Who's this guy, Pinkie?"
>"Well, Rainbow Dash, this is my good friend, Anon."
>"So he's Anon, huh? The way you spoke about him a while back, I thought he'd be... well, taller."
>"Rainbow Dash!"
>Pinkie gives Anon another bear hug, but at least it doesn't have nearly as much force as the previous one
>"He's still my big, cuddly friend. You don't have to be tall to be considered a big guy."
>Anon suppresses his natural urge to banepost through sheer force of will
"I-I'm not that big..."
>Anon notices Rarity examining his body with curious intent
>"Well, he sure does seem nice, even though his wardrobe could use a bit of... tweaking."
"Hey!"
>Applejack let's out a deep sigh as she shows a look of disgust
>"Leave him alone, Rares. Ya don't need ta do that sorta thing with everyone ya meet."
>"Oh come now, I was just teasing."
>Anon happened to notice two of the girls who seem to be more withdrawn compared to the rest
>Fluttershy seems to be too busy being yellow and shy
>Sunset Shimmer, however, just seems to be looking around the room instead of just looking at Anon
>He gets a strange feeling that she doesn't like him very much
>"So, Nonny, what do you want to do tonight?"
"W-What? Why are you asking me?!"
>"Well, silly, the sleepover can't be complete unless everyone gets something done. Rarity colored our nails, Applejack had us taste some apple recipes, Rainbow Dash beat us all in video games, Fluttershy talked about birds, and Sunset Shimmer discussed more adventures she had in E-"
>Sunset Shimmer was immediately seen covering Pinkie's mouth


"I dunno, Pinkie... just because I arrived here without notice, it doesn't warrant me-."
>Pinkie continues to speak while Sunset prevents any form of speech recognition
"Uh... why are you doing that?"
>Sunset quickly let's go
>"No reason..."
"R-Right..."
>Pinkie takes a deep breath as a result of all this
>"Pleeeeeeease?"
>Those cute, blue eyes
>Anon could never really say no to that look of profound sadness
"Fine.. we can..."
>Even though he has full reign of what he can do, Anon cannot decide on anything
>After all, everything Anon enjoys is not exactly a "girl" type of thing
>He decides on the only girl activity he can think of
"We can... I don't know... talk?"
>And immediately regrets his poor life choices
>The girls seem a bit taken back at what Anon suggested
>Thankfully, Pinkie jumps into the fray
>"I get it! He wants to talk so he can get to know you all better! Anon always disliked being with people he doesn't know. Right, Nonny?"
"Sure... let's go with that."
>Mutual nods of approval show their willingness to agree with your suggestion
>Pinkie motions Anon to follow her upstairs
>He reluctantly does what she asked
>Anon realized they might be taking him to where they're actually having the sleep over
>The way they're all accepting of how Anon, more or less, crashed the sleep over is something he cannot fully understand
>Soon enough, they reach Pinkie's room
>Several sleeping bags are shown across the floor, some bigger than others
>As everyone gets settled in...
>"Weeeeeeeeell. Tell us about yourself, Nonny."
>Pinkie seats Anon onto her bed and she sits down next to him
"Pinkie, you already know almost everything there is to know..."
>"Well duh, of course I know, but my friends don't!"
"Yeah..."
>Anon stare into the eyes of all the girls staring at him
>His arms feel weak
>It begins to get hotter in the room
"W-Well, I-I..."
>His nervous charts are off the scale
>He begins sweating
[YouTube] Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son

>During Anon's pseudo Vietnam flashbacks, Pinkie feels a lightbulb go on in her head
>"I know! I'll just pull out... this!"
>Pinkie quickly reached into Anon's coat pocket, pulling out his game system
"Huh?!"
>She opens the game to reveal...
[YouTube] Persona Q ost - Light The Fire Up In The Night (P4 Version) [Extended]
>A game Anon had put into sleep mode
>Pinkie hears the music, looks at the strange images, sees the anime stare back into her soul, and then closes the game
>"I didn't expect that to happen."
>Anon snatches the game out of Pinkie's hand
"Pinkie! This is the fourth time you've done this!"
>"Well, it snaps you out of your moments, right?"
"You... have a... point..."
>"See?"
>Anon did not realize this, but Fluttershy shyly put up her shy hand as the two friends were arguing
>"Ooh ooh, Fluttershy has a question!"
>Anon sadly confirms this
"W-What?"
>Fluttershy hides being her hair in a shy manner
>"Um... what was that?"
>Anon looks over to Pinkie
>"Come on~."
"Well, it's all or nothing," Anon thought
"That was... a game. I closed it before I ran over here."
>"Why didn't you just exit the dungeon and save? You can do that any time you want..."
>Anon's mind goes blank at that moment
>A Shy, timid, and pretty girl who is way out of Anon's league... just made a point on a game he plays regularly
"How... do you know that?"
>"I recognize the song."
>The girls don't seem surprised at that, but rather, Fluttershy actually talking
>"Boy, I'll tell ya, I never thought Fluttershy would actually talk ta a boy she never met before."
>Rainbow Dash let's out a laugh
>"Ha! It must have been one of those anime games she loves so much."
>"And how do you know that, darling?"
>"Remember her Nightmare Night scare she failed at?"
>"...That would explain a lot."
>As the rest of the girls kept talking, Anon whispered into Pinkie's ear
"What should I do? I've never met a cute girl who likes this stuff."
>"Just be yourself."
"Ugh..."

>"What anime do you watch?"
>Fluttershy continues to question Anon, even though he feels more embarrassed as time goes on
"Uh, well you know... the basic ones."
>"Do you like Slice of Life anime too?"
"Sometimes. I tend to watch more action packed anime."
>"Which ones do you watch right now?"
"Not many, I just-"
>Pinkie Pie let's out a loud squeal of excitement from out of nowhere
>"Oohhhhhh, Nonny's making more friends!"
"S-shut up! It's not that impressive."
>Anon gives a pout as the girls give a little laugh
>"I'm just so proud of you, Nonny!"
>While Pinkie continues to clutch Anon's arm in the name of friendship, Rarity can't help but look amazed at the two friends
>"Awwww, you two make such a cute couple."
>Anon blushes profusely at the remark
"C-C-Couple!?"
>"Oh dear, I didn't mean it that way. You two just look so cute together."
>"Rarity has the right idea, Nonny."
"No she doesn't!"
>Anon makes many attempts to pry Pinkie off of his limb, but to no avail
>"Gee, Anon, Rarity was just teasing."
"Somehow, I don't exactly believe that!"
>Time was well spent trying to stop Anon from becoming anymore flustered
"Alright... I am calm... now what?"
>Applejack ponders a thought she has that's not about apples
>"There's one thing I've been wonderin' this whole time."
"And that would be...?"
>"Ya had ta make some kinda project, right?"
>"Yup! Nonny had this crazy theory for math class and wanted to show it off!"
>"What kind of theory?"
"Oh, well, it's just a way of explaining how-"
>Phoenix Wright 2 - 11) Ringtone (Phoenix Wright)
>Someone's phone goes off at just the wrong time

>"Gosh dang it. Sorry about that."
>Applejack looks through her belongings to pull out her smart phone while Anon contemplates destroying the infernal contraption
>"Why does Granny always have ta call..."
>Instead of answering it, Applejack simply sits there while pointing her finger
>"Alright, it was... the green one, here we go!"
>She tries to press the button, however...
>"Huh? Why isn't it working again?!"
>"Having trouble with that new phone again, huh AJ?"
>"Be quiet, Rainbow Dash, I'm tryin' ta... dang it, it went to the answerin' machine!"
>Anon notices all the problems Applejack is currently going through
"Confound these people and their lack of technological knowledge," Anon thought to himself
"Hey Applejack, mind tossing that phone over here?"
>Applejack looks confused and conflicted
>"Why the heck would I do that?"
"I can solve your problem, just throw it over here."
>Anon clearly wants to solve this problem so it can never happen again
>Applejack beings to get up, but Anon uses his pointer finger
"Please... just throw it. It'll be easier for me."
>"This is just gettin' ridiculous...," Applejack thought before complying
>Anon caught the phone with his two hands and started looking over everything
>Due to how awkward he is around girls, the last thing he wanted was Applejack getting too close
>After going through the settings, he noticed many issues
"Well, first off, you have double tap on your phone, meaning every button needs two taps instead of one. The lock on your phone must be unlocked to even answer a call, which I didn't even know was an option with these new phones. Last but not least, you have the phone set so it will lock after five seconds of doing nothing, which, for someone who doesn't operate technology quickly, is a problem for you. Want me to change these settings?"

>Applejack couldn't comprehend everything that Anon had swiftly said, so she thought of apples to calm her nerves
"I'll take that silence as a yes."
>Anon moved his fingers like lightning, pressed a button, and tossed it on over to Applejack
>"Uh... thanks... I guess I'll just call back Granny real quick... be right back."
>the stunned apple farmer made her way outside of the room while dialing numbers
>Anon had a look of triumph on his face
>"What in Celestia's name was that?!"
>Somehow, Anon payed no mind to Sunset Shimmer praising Principal Celestia for some reason
"I just fixed up her phone. Those things always start on the dumbest settings, and they get worse every year."
>"Um... I think Sunset wanted to know why you just did that... you know, if that's alright with you."
"Well, Fluttershy, I know for a fact that people have trouble with their technology, so I take it upon myself to correct the problem."
>"Nonny, you could have just told Applejack what you were going to do before asking something like that."
>Anon realized Pinkie does have a point, but at the same time...
"I think if I explained what I was going to fix, it would have made things more confusing. A lot of people get angry when you talk about technology they don't understand. Trust me, I know..."
>Anon kicks back and lays down onto the bed
"She'll love what I did, just give it a day."
>Even though Anon is a bit caught up in how smart he actually isn't, he can hear two of the girls start whispering to each other
>Rarity, on the other hand...

>"Excuse me, Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"Now, I understand that you are, pardon my language, a geek of some sorts, right?"
>Anon let's out a sigh
"At least you didn't mean it in a negative way... I think."
>"Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I just... didn't know what else to call it."
"Well, since all the names for a tech savvy person have a bad reputation, it doesn't really matter."
>"If that's the case, then at least make it up to you in some way."
"Huh?!"
>Anon cannot believe what Rarity had just said and sits right back up
>"Please, I insist. It may not be something extravagant, but..."
>Rarity begins to notice Anon scratching his head, most likely because he's nervous
>This gives her an idea
>"How about some advice on hair?"
>Both Anon and Pinkie freeze up
>"Oh dear..."
>"What? I think he could use some sprucing up here and there. After all, it doesn't look like he even combed it today."
>Pinkie begin to scoot away a little bit
>Meanwhile, Anon...
"Hey, Rarity..."
>He begins to stand up
>"What did you just say about my hair?"