Fanfiction 2

Uni was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!
Uni danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited Uni was! Today, he would finally be married to Geo! (A/N Oh yeah, Uni is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, Uni had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Bianca cuz she's a bitch).
Geo himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
Uni was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror  There had been a mixup at the dresser but Geo thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Uni couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Uni had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Uni felt there had to be at least one thing Geo should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Uni was to finally share that final bit with Geo!

The day was coming along nice. Uni received lots of compliments for his dress. Geo looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Uni loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.
And those hands, Uni looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Uni while he did so. Geo's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Uni's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Uni's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Uni's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Uni and Geo. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Uni stood there at the altar about to give his word to Geo. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Bianca!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Bianca said. "I should be with Geo!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Uni enters the scene, but whats this? Skuzz is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"

"The time with the Lil People?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Skuzz, giving Uni a "special" kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Minions came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Swiften, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," Bianca said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Uni.

Uni opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
Bianca laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Skuzz but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Skuzz and I defeated him and took his invitation.

Uni knew that Bianca could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Bianca turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Skuzz together. But Uni didn't know that Bianca could have defeated Skuzz...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Bianca laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The gaurds took Swiften and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Geo.

Bianca walked over to Geo and took his hand. "Now, Swiften, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Uni try to stop me....I will ressurrect Skuzz!"

Uni felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Uni thought. Give up the love of Uni's life or save the world from Skuzz. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Uni!

But long Uni didn't have to be in agony. Because Uni had a plan!

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Meanwhile, back in the future, Uni and Skuzz were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- lets just say it involved dongs. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Skuzz was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his mid-aggressive cuddling flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
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And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Uni and Skuzz were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good sex" said Skuzz.
"yes, yes it was" said Uni.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you Uni my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Skuzz -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," Uni said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Bianca in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Geo just to make you jealous."

And then, then Uni thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said Uni, I love you."

Bianca stood there baffled. All the mercenaryss looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said Bianca.

"Of course not!" said Geo and in that unguarded moment he knocked Bianca unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Geo yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did Uni.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Bianca, the wedding continued.

And as Uni predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Geo too had a secret, he whispered at Uni, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Uni thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Uni felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Bianca. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Geo was Uni's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Bianca finally came free, Uni might be able to convince Geo to explore more kinks with the both of them....


The end