Shota shenanigans

>Young Anon is forced to play with Yuki-Onna from across the street by his mom since she always seems so alone
>He manages to have a pretty good time by playing coop mario party with her
>Gets call from his mother to come home for dinner only to find a blizzard raging outside
>Yuki-Onna says that since it's snowing so hard outside she called his mom and told her Anon wanted to stay over tonight

>Be me
>shota
>go exploring innawoods
>see giant cat lady
>she glares at me and starts panting
>kowai.jpg
>run for my life
>giant cat lady hot on my heels
>pray to chief god my boyhood remains unviolated
>hide in cave
>think i lost her
>too scared to go back out into the woods in case she's still around
>pull out fantasy world equivalent of a flashlight.
>into the stygian pits i go
>cave is pretty unremarkable
>lots of white stuff on cave walls
>looks like thick spider threads
>neat.gif
>touch it
>its stickier than my white stuff
>ew
>continue into cave
>Walls are getting cramped
>its getting too difficult to traverse with my tiny shota body.
>head back before i fall down a hole.
>at mouth of cave
>its getting dark
>head home
>dont see any sign of the giant cat lady
>my virginity is safe
>halfway out of woods
>hear a growling behind me
>realize im going to be raped
>turn around
>its just a wolf
>look around
>pack of wolves
>at least im not getting raped
>the pack leader leaps at me
>feel sudden tugging on my arm
>fall over onto my face and get dragged away as the pack of wolves snarl behind me.
>face is in too much pain to care about getting eaten
>mouth and nostrils are full of dirt
>ground transitions into hard stone
>my life is an endless spiral of misery and agony.
>feels like my face is being ground into flour
>still feel snipping at heels
>stupid dog
>suddenly fall and land on a net
>wolf comes jumping after me and gets tangled as it lands in the net.
>wolf is whimpering because it can't get free.
>face is in too much pain to feel empathy for a dog
>its dark as shit.
>cant see anything
>pull out handy dandy fantasy equivalent of a flashlight
>wait no my arm is stuck
>this is my life now
>feel sudden thrashing
>the wolf isnt whimpering anymore
>oh great now we both get eaten
>"thank you for the meal little boy. I'm quite famished."
>you owe me a new face
>get helped out of the net by a soft hand
>pull out fantasy equivalent of a flashlight.
>flick it on to see a glassy skinned woman with white hair and 8 cloudy eyes.
>realize instantly that she's blind.
>look down
>she's got a lot of legs
>vaguely recall order-approved monster biology class and determine she is an arachne

Will continue in a bit.
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Do people usually imagine themselves as shotas in monstergirl fantasies?

I wish to be a frail anime bishie. Being a fit, short & stout hairy man just makes me feel like a fantasy dwarf.

>I wish to be a frail anime bishie
I'd like this too. Or just a cute innocent shota.

This and with a tall, buff girlfriend.

This.
>be small orphan shota
>town gets saved by extremists
>towering beefy Extremist soldier finds you and claims you
What’s her species boys?

Succ knight

>Biiiig, towering Succ Knight
>Great muscles, a fantastic big firm ass, and unusually large milky titties
>casually lifts up a collapsed side of a house to find you cowering underneath
>URGE TO PROTECT
>she practically dives on you, stuffing you against her bosom and wrapping you in her arms, even her wings curling around you instinctively in the most covering protective hold possible with her body
>even though you’re the abandoned orphan, she’s the one shivering and covered with goosebumps
She’s gonna keep you safe from then on!

Now she got a squire


Yeah, I think that's why I self-insert as that so often. The thought of being cute and frail and innocent with a much bigger and stronger and more powerful girl, who is also gentle enough to not hurt you as easy as it would be, just feels nice.

Alternatively:

Bruh
That’s it mang

I just want to be princess carried by a fearsome Dragon.

>Anon is so light!
I bet Dragon daughterus would carry their own dad sooner or later

>Papa let's go fly!
No Ollie. Let's not go fly, Papa will freeze.