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JR. HIGH: The Biology Collection

Sep 19th, 2013
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  1. -The Biology Collection (will be updated when I remember something)-
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  3. Amber: GOSH SAM!
  4. Sam(antha): What did I do?
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  8. Hansen: So apparently, David believes he deserves an "H" for some reason.
  9. David: But Mr. Hansen, I really do deserve a "H" in this class! I don't even speak out a lot!
  10. Hansen: Alright, raise your hand if you believe David deserves an "H" this term.
  11. Mike: *jokingly raises his hand*
  12. Amber: A "H" for "horrible"?
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  16. Hansen: He probably has his own theme song that plays in his head. "My name is David! I am so awesome! I'm gonna call that girl after school!"
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  20. Hansen: (During monster heredity activity) You're all going to exchange chromosomes with someone. Except Mike, you're going to have to trade with two people.
  21. Mickenna: *low voice* Mike, you're such a whore.
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  24. Mike: YOU support gay rights?
  25. Maddie: Mm-hm! You and David should reeeally get together.
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  29. (Some) Answers from the "Translating Morse Code" assignment (really)
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  31. 2nd Period Ver.:
  32. - DAVID DOESN'T LISTEN
  33. - SAMANTHA HAS REALLY LONG HAIR
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  35. 5th Period Ver.
  36. -DALLIN'S REAL NAME IS SHELDON
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  40. Maddie: *being all grossed out while we are dissecting a pigeon*
  41. Amber: Who wants to make a drinking game out of her reactions?
  42. Mike: I'm pretty sure we'd be drunk by the time this class is over.
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  46. Hansen: It's official; David's real name is Patrick Star.
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  50. Hansen: (Regarding tree classification assignment) Despite what we take him for, David only missed one on this assignment.
  51. David: Yeah! Take that you guys!
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