-The Biology Collection (will be updated when I remember something)-
Amber: GOSH SAM!
Sam(antha): What did I do?
Hansen: So apparently, David believes he deserves an "H" for some reason.
David: But Mr. Hansen, I really do deserve a "H" in this class! I don't even speak out a lot!
Hansen: Alright, raise your hand if you believe David deserves an "H" this term.
Mike: *jokingly raises his hand*
Amber: A "H" for "horrible"?
Hansen: He probably has his own theme song that plays in his head. "My name is David! I am so awesome! I'm gonna call that girl after school!"
Hansen: (During monster heredity activity) You're all going to exchange chromosomes with someone. Except Mike, you're going to have to trade with two people.
Mickenna: *low voice* Mike, you're such a whore.
Mike: YOU support gay rights?
Maddie: Mm-hm! You and David should reeeally get together.
(Some) Answers from the "Translating Morse Code" assignment (really)
2nd Period Ver.:
- DAVID DOESN'T LISTEN
- SAMANTHA HAS REALLY LONG HAIR
5th Period Ver.
-DALLIN'S REAL NAME IS SHELDON
Maddie: *being all grossed out while we are dissecting a pigeon*
Amber: Who wants to make a drinking game out of her reactions?
Mike: I'm pretty sure we'd be drunk by the time this class is over.
Hansen: It's official; David's real name is Patrick Star.
Hansen: (Regarding tree classification assignment) Despite what we take him for, David only missed one on this assignment.
David: Yeah! Take that you guys!