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  1. [22:36:22] <Ketsuban> Phrawger, is Zanzibot up?
  2. 00[22:37:03] <GARY_M_9> yes it is
  3. [22:37:11] <Ketsuban> How to operatings it?
  4. 00[22:37:23] <GARY_M_9> post in #zanzibar or #zanzibar-Rizon
  5. 00[22:37:28] <GARY_M_9> but you can't~
  6. [22:37:48] <Ketsuban> #ZANZIBAR-RIZON NEVER EXISTED
  7. 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:51] * Now talking in #zanzibar-Rizon
  8. 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:52] * Topic is 'Zanzibar's back together awwwwwww yeaaaaaaaah.'
  9. 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:36:52] * Set by GARY_M_9!GARY_M_9@Rizon-6E164EC6.dial1.washington2.level3.net on Mon Jul 26 14:53:14
  10. 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> * Retrieving #zanzibar-Rizon modes...
  11. 00[22:38:03] <GARY_M_9> [22:37:48] <Zanzibot> * fivequestionmarks thinks that Wa is orange bread.
  12. 00[22:38:05] <GARY_M_9> derp
  13. 00[22:38:17] <GARY_M_9> I said rizon's #zanzibar never existed
  14. [22:38:29] <Ketsuban> #zanzibar-Rizon == rizon#zanzibar
  15. 00[22:38:37] <GARY_M_9> no it doesn't
  16. [22:38:42] <+Wa> It never did exist
  17. [22:39:04] <+Phrawger> oh look, THIS argument again
  18. [22:39:14] <XD003> Rizon IRC's #zanaibar never existed
  19. 00[22:39:16] <GARY_M_9> it's pointless isn't it?
  20. [22:39:22] <XD003> #Zanzibar-Rizon exists
  21. 13[22:39:25] * XD003 idles
  22. [22:39:57] <+Phrawger> <GARY_M_9> it's pointless isn't it? <--- yes, it is, which is why you shouldn't argue back with "evidence"
  23. 00[22:40:20] <GARY_M_9> done
  24. 09[22:41:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao GARY_M_9 GARY_M_9
  25. 09[22:41:21] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v Aikou
  26. 09[22:41:23] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v Axaj
  27. 09[22:41:26] * GARY_M_9 sets mode: +v XD003
  28. 00[22:41:33] <&GARY_M_9> identify people
  29. -
  30. 00[22:42:16] * Updated ignore switches for *!*issingno0@8zs-E15D0C1D.mco.bellsouth.net
  31. -
  32. 00[22:42:19] * Retrieving #glitchcity modes...
  33. 00[22:42:25] * Looking up Ketsuban user info...
  34. 00[22:43:13] <&GARY_M_9> (and no I'm not voicing everyone)
  35. [22:44:00] <+Wa> well
  36. [22:44:05] <+Wa> #zanzibar kickbans everyone
  37. [22:44:12] <+Wa> or rather, ChanServ does so
  38. [22:44:17] <+Wa> hence, it never existed
  39. 00[22:44:29] <&GARY_M_9> I'll try to piece together this conversation since I have Ketsuban on ignore again
  40. [22:45:15] <+Phrawger> No, Ketsuban, anchovies are not considered vegetables
  41. 00[22:45:25] <&GARY_M_9> XD @ Phrawger
  42. <Ketsuban> Shut the fuck up
  43. <Ketsuban> Anchovies are fish
  44. <Ketsuban> and anchovies are also worthless
  45. <Ketsuban> Unban me from both #zanzibar and #zanzibar-Rizon
  46. <Wa> Why
  47. <GARY_M_9> I kinda know he didn't say that
  48. <XD003> No, nobody can win The Game
  49. <Wa> You pick stupid fights like this
  50. <Ketsuban> I'm not picking a fight
  51. <Phrawger> You want to what?
  52. <Ketsuban> GARY_M_9 is
  53. <XD003> He wants to pick cotton
  54. * XD003 runs from Jackalope
  55. <Phrawger> Sweet mother of god, who taught you to talk like that
  56. <Wa> If you stop asking, you will get unbanned
  57. [22:46:38] <Ketsuban> I have no reason to be banned from either Badnik#zanzibar or Rizon#zanzibar-Rizon other than GARY_M_9 being a jackass
  58. [22:46:41] <+Wa> If you stop asking and arguing illogically
  59. [22:46:45] <Ketsuban> and you only get what you ask for repeatedly
  60. [22:46:46] <+Wa> Then you will get unbanned
  61. [22:46:55] <+XD003> Majority of the house rukes
  62. [22:46:56] <Ketsuban> If you don't ask for something, you will never recveive it
  63. [22:46:58] <Ketsuban> receive*
  64. [22:47:02] <+XD003> Who says we should unban Ketsuban
  65. 00[22:47:03] <&GARY_M_9> ok, I want what he said from "anchovies are not considered vegetables"
  66. [22:47:06] <+XD003> All in favor, say Aye
  67. [22:47:08] <Ketsuban> AYE
  68. 00[22:47:10] <&GARY_M_9> to "I have no reason"
  69. [22:47:13] <+XD003> All opposed, say nay
  70. 00[22:47:18] <&GARY_M_9> NAY
  71. [22:47:21] <+XD003> Nay
  72. [22:47:23] <+Wa> NAY
  73. [22:47:30] <+Phrawger> sekacnap
  74. 00[22:47:41] <&GARY_M_9> 3 to 1
  75. 13[22:47:43] * Ketsuban casts his 10,000 votes that he got from Zoidberg in favor of his unbanning
  76. 00[22:47:46] <&GARY_M_9> out voted
  77. [22:47:46] <Ketsuban> 10,001 to 3
  78. [22:47:53] <Ketsuban> ^ So you are
  79. 00[22:47:55] <&GARY_M_9> BALLOT STUFFING
  80. 00[22:47:58] <&GARY_M_9> POLL VOID
  81. [22:47:59] <+Wa> ^
  82. [22:48:02] <+XD003> Unless he can come here to vouch, said ballots are not taken
  83. [22:48:07] <Ketsuban> RIGGED COMMUNIST ELECTION
  84. [22:48:08] <Ketsuban> VOID
  85. 00[22:48:18] <&GARY_M_9> >communist
  86. 00[22:48:20] <&GARY_M_9> >elections
  87. [22:48:24] <+Wa> XD
  88. [22:48:25] <Ketsuban> >rigged
  89. [22:48:26] <+XD003> ^
  90. [22:48:28] <+XD003> @ Wa
  91. [22:48:29] <Ketsuban> THank you Andrew
  92. 00[22:48:30] <&GARY_M_9> >myface.gif
  93. [22:48:34] <+XD003> [08/02/10] [22:46:59] <+XD003> @ Wa
  94. [22:48:44] <Ketsuban> UNBAN ME RIGHT NOW
  95. [22:48:52] <+Wa> IF YOU STOP ASKING
  96. [22:48:55] <+Wa> FOR ONE MONTH
  97. [22:48:58] <+Wa> YOU WILL BE UNBANNED
  98. [22:49:01] <+Wa> >:|
  99. [22:49:04] <Ketsuban> IF ONE DOES NOT ASK FOR SOMETHING
  100. [22:49:07] <Ketsuban> ONE WILL NEVER GET IT
  101. [22:49:15] <+Wa> WELL
  102. [22:49:16] <+XD003> Untre
  103. [22:49:17] <Ketsuban> >|
  104. [22:49:18] <+XD003> *Untrue
  105. [22:49:20] <Ketsuban> >X|*
  106. [22:49:22] <+Wa> I DID NOT ASK FOR MEMBER+
  107. [22:49:24] <+Wa> I GOT IT
  108. [22:49:24] <+XD003> it's called Patience
  109. [22:49:30] <+XD003> And good sportsmanship
  110. [22:49:40] <+XD003> Good citizinship
  111. [22:49:44] <Ketsuban> IT'S CALLED BEING A BUSINESSMAN
  112. [22:49:45] <+XD003> And being an all around Nice Dude
  113. [22:49:53] <Ketsuban> YOU ONLY GET WHAT YOU EITHER ASK FOR OR FORCIBLY ACQUIRE
  114. [22:49:54] <+XD003> Buisness men arent accepted her.
  115. 00[22:50:01] <&GARY_M_9> Ketsuban is the best business man who ever lived
  116. [22:50:01] <+XD003> And even if they were, Promotions are in order
  117. 00[22:50:03] <&GARY_M_9> he has $0
  118. [22:50:07] <Ketsuban> However, businessmen are.
  119. [22:50:18] <+XD003> Even still
  120. [22:50:23] <+XD003> Promotions are in order
  121. [22:50:34] <+XD003> And you have not earned the Corprate trust
  122. [22:50:37] <+XD003> to be promoted
  123. 13[22:50:49] * Ketsuban casts his 3.8 billion shares in favor of being promoted to Chief Executive Officer. His first act is to revoke the voting powers of all common stock.
  124. [22:50:51] <+XD003> In this case, Promoted being unbanned and let back into the group
  125. [22:50:54] <+Wa> you will earn it by NOT ASKING
  126. 13[22:50:58] * Ketsuban notes that his shares are all preferred stock.
  127. 13[22:51:08] * Ketsuban buys up all remaining preferred stock for 1 cent on the dollar.
  128. [22:51:09] <+XD003> Your vote doesnt count
  129. [22:51:14] <+XD003> Only Members+
  130. [22:51:26] <Ketsuban> Common stock does not have voting powers
  131. [22:51:29] <Ketsuban> You all have common stock
  132. [22:51:33] <Ketsuban> Your arguments are invalid
  133. [22:51:48] <+XD003> You don't have power in the company, and are just a hobo on the street trying to make a dime
  134. [22:51:49] <&Mugendai> My hair is a bird, Ketsuban's arguments are invalid
  135. 00[22:51:53] <&GARY_M_9> >implying GCLF is a company
  136. 00[22:51:57] <&GARY_M_9> >shares
  137. [22:51:58] <+XD003> Your argument is invalid
  138. 13[22:52:13] * Ketsuban fires GARY_M_9 and orders him to repay all of his wages with 1,000,000% interest.
  139. [22:52:22] <&Mugendai> cheep cheep
  140. 13[22:52:35] * Ketsuban fires Mugendai and orders him to repay all of his wages with infinite interest.
  141. [22:52:48] <+XD003> We're the Corprate Branch
  142. [22:52:55] <+XD003> A lowly buisnessman can't fire us
  143. [22:53:01] <Ketsuban> I am the Chief Executive Officer
  144. [22:53:04] <Ketsuban> Your argument is invalid
  145. [22:53:11] <+XD003> ...Maybe in your own Demented Reality.
  146. [22:53:16] <Ketsuban> Your employment here is terminated effective one year ago
  147. [22:53:56] <+Axaj> Ketsuban
  148. [22:54:09] <+Axaj> you are the Chief Executive Whiner
  149. [22:54:17] <+Axaj> end of discussion
  150. [22:54:21] <+Axaj> *shot*
  151. [22:54:33] <Ketsuban> Albert Morghese, your employment here is terminated effective August 15, 1979.  You are ordered to return the $876,000 you embezzled from us immediately.
  152. [22:54:44] <+Axaj> or what?
  153. [22:54:59] <+Axaj> also, it's Morgese
  154. [22:55:02] <+Axaj> no H
  155. 00[22:55:08] <&GARY_M_9> Ketsuban likes random dates
  156. 00[22:55:10] <&GARY_M_9> and names
  157. 00[22:55:11] <&GARY_M_9> y/n
  158. [22:55:16] <Ketsuban> N
  159. [22:55:17] <+Axaj> y
  160. [22:55:20] <+XD003> y
  161. [22:55:26] <Ketsuban> You have never been an employee.  LEAVE.
  162. [22:55:51] <+Wa> m
  163. [22:55:55] <+Axaj> ^
  164. [22:56:10] <Ketsuban> h
  165. [22:56:22] <+Axaj> no
  166. 00[22:56:26] <&GARY_M_9> H for HELL NO
  167. [22:56:54] <Ketsuban> H for Hawai`i
  168. 00[22:56:57] <&GARY_M_9> in other news, #zanzibar's stock went up 6 points on the DOW today
  169. [22:58:11] <+Axaj> cool apostrophe bro
  170. 00[22:58:23] <&GARY_M_9> * Ketsuban fires GARY_M_9 and orders him to repay all of his wages with 1,000,000% interest. <-- illegal interest, your arguement is void
  171. 00[22:58:54] <&GARY_M_9> or is it illegal?
  172. 00[22:59:02] <&GARY_M_9> 1,000,000% of 0 is still 0
  173. [23:02:05] <Ketsuban> while #desuempire's went down 11
  174. [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> In other news
  175. [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> My hair is still a bird
  176. [23:02:05] <&Mugendai> !superping XD003
  177. 11[23:02:36] * &Mugendai (infinity@8zs-F776F91C.hsd1.co.comcast.net) Quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
  178. 11[23:02:36] * Ketsuban (missingno0@8zs-E15D0C1D.mco.bellsouth.net) Quit (Broken pipe)
  179. [23:02:36] <+Wa> it's a grave mark
  180. [23:02:36] <+Wa> how could you, Ketsie-rin
  181. 11[23:02:36] * netz (netz@65.98.1.54) Quit (Broken pipe)
  182. 11[23:02:52] * +Phrawger (Phrawgboy1@8zs-94CE49D4.dc.dc.cox.net) Quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
  183. [23:03:01] <+Wa> your hair... is a bird?
  184. [23:03:01] <+Wa> that was odd
  185. [23:03:02] <+Wa> must be an ISP issue
  186. 09[23:03:03] * Ketsuban (Ketsuban@9944FD06.A39CE438.798D68DA.IP) has joined #glitchcity
  187. 09[23:03:03] * Mugendai (infinity@F158EBA7.74893DA0.FDB07005.IP) has joined #glitchcity
  188. [23:03:03] <fivequestionmarks> `'-._ 11S10u1p13e15r1-11p9i8n5g _.-'` XD003: 56.718 seconds
  189. 09[23:03:25] * Phrawger (Phrawgboy1@8zs-94CE49D4.dc.dc.cox.net) has joined #glitchcity
  190. [23:03:25] <+Wa> What ISP do you guys have?
  191. [23:03:26] <Mugendai> Sorry, that was my bird
  192. [23:03:26] <Ketsuban> Network fart?
  193. 09[23:03:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Mugendai Mugendai
  194. [23:03:28] <Ketsuban> For a while, I couldn't use services or set modes
  195. [23:03:35] <Ketsuban> Wa: BellSouth (AT&T)
  196. 09[23:03:36] * netz (netz@65.98.1.54) has joined #glitchcity
  197. 09[23:03:39] * malacoda (malacoda@8zs-E2807A6C.satx.res.rr.com) has joined #glitchcity
  198. 00[23:03:45] <&GARY_M_9> hi
  199. [23:03:47] <&Mugendai> Cumcrap
  200. 11[23:03:50] * malacoda (malacoda@8zs-E2807A6C.satx.res.rr.com) Quit (Client exited)
  201. [23:03:52] <Ketsuban> What happened?
  202. [23:03:53] <Ketsuban> Netsplit?
  203. 00[23:03:58] <&GARY_M_9> netsplit? hahahaha
  204. 00[23:04:02] <&GARY_M_9> more like server shat
  205. [23:04:05] <+Wa> broken pipe
  206. 00[23:04:10] <&GARY_M_9> no Wa
  207. 00[23:04:12] <&GARY_M_9> the server
  208. [23:04:14] <&Mugendai> misread that as
  209. [23:04:16] <+Wa> * Mugendai has quit (Write error: Broken pipe)
  210. [23:04:16] <+Wa> * Ketsuban has quit (Broken pipe)
  211. [23:04:16] <+Wa> * netz has quit (Broken pipe)
  212. [23:04:17] <+Wa> <Wa> that was odd
  213. [23:04:17] <&Mugendai> broken pies
  214. 00[23:04:19] <&GARY_M_9> 's been acting erraticly today
  215. 00[23:04:32] <&GARY_M_9> SQL breakage and all hell
  216. 11[23:05:05] * Ketsuban (Ketsuban@9944FD06.A39CE438.798D68DA.IP) Quit (Quit: Switching back to mIRC)
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