Anon in Equestribu

>You knew something was up the moment you woke up today. Everything stopped looking cartoony, and instead looked super detailed.
>Except for you oddly, as you look at yourself in the mirror, you have simplified features, and an unusually larger mouth, proportionately impossible to your face.
>Then again, this is a land of literal magical talking ponies, it’s a shame too, and you were just getting used to all this craziness.
>Well, nothing hurt, so its off into town. Maybe some pony can explain this to you, and set everything into prospective.
>Walking along, the ponies don’t look all that different; sure they look kinda simple, and are all oddly wearing very stylish, and outlandish clothing, but nothing out of the ordinary.
>In your observing, you unintentionally run into one. Oddly enough, you fall violently back, and onto your ass.
>As you rub your lower back, you look grit your teeth, and look at who you hit. Your eyes go wide as you see Twilight Sparkle, in a school girl uniform. She is on the floor in a very human-like pose, on her butt, and rubbing her head, “Ow, that hurt.”
>You can see a big blue tear on one side of her face, and a noticeable red bump on her head.
“Sorry, are you ok?”
>When she hears your voice, she gasps, and looks over at you. Suddenly you see sparkles, followed by light pink, and orange wave patterns, with a red rose border.
>An audible twinkling sound can be heard, as she looks deep into your eyes.
>You look around at all the floating stuff, and are feeling very weirded out.
“Do you see all that?”
>Just as quickly as it came, its gone. Twilight gets up, and begins to stutter like a spaz, “G.g.g.gomen nasai!”
“Haha, what?”
>”I’m sorry Anon-san, b.but I gotta go.”
>She gets up, and rushes off leaving an exaggerated cloud of dust in her wake. You wave it away, and get back up.
“Ok, that was weird.”