C4S3: The Plot Begins

23:52 zoroastrianTextuary: ==START==
23:53 PigBurner: What up!
23:53 zoroastrianTextuary: greetings, my friends!
23:53 PigBurner: oh hey you exist again
23:53 Phrody_Tibalt: Hi there, who are you people?
23:53 zoroastrianTextuary: i was always in existence.
23:53 zoroastrianTextuary: who i am depends on perspective.
23:53 PigBurner: kinda disappeared for a while
23:53 PigBurner: I'm PM
23:53 PigBurner: PB
23:54 zoroastrianTextuary: yes, i apologize for my absence.
23:54 zoroastrianTextuary: i shall be present more frequently from this point onwards.
23:54 PigBurner: what the hell happened to ya?
23:54 zoroastrianTextuary: i was preoccupied with matters in the real world.
23:54 PigBurner: also new guy!
23:54 zoroastrianTextuary: the physical world at least.
23:54 PigBurner: oh political shit
23:54 PigBurner: cool
23:55 zoroastrianTextuary: occasionally crossing over to the metaphysical.
23:55 PigBurner: oh?
23:55 zoroastrianTextuary: nothing that should affect you for a while.
23:55 zoroastrianTextuary: do not worry.
23:55 melancholicRegent: um
23:55 PigBurner: well that sounds fancy
23:55 PigBurner: something with chakra or somethign?
23:55 melancholicRegent: I don't really know you, but I feel like I should worry
23:55 Phrody_Tibalt: I'm very confused
23:55 zoroastrianTextuary: ...i think you can put it that way.
23:55 PigBurner: don't worry MR
23:55 PigBurner: he's like that
23:55 zoroastrianTextuary: the time hasn't come yet.
23:56 PigBurner: he talks weird, don't sweat on it
23:56 melancholicRegent: why are all your friends "like that"
23:56 PigBurner: idk, they are
23:56 PigBurner: he's probably on some real good shit rn
23:56 PigBurner: also sup new guy
23:57 zoroastrianTextuary: i am not on any excrement.
23:57 zoroastrianTextuary: what makes you assume this?
23:57 melancholicRegent: good
23:57 PigBurner: lol
23:57 zoroastrianTextuary: i am...not sure i understand.
23:57 PigBurner: you sound like you think of some cool stuff
23:58 zoroastrianTextuary: oh. why thank you!
23:58 PigBurner: mythical transcendence to another plane ya know
23:58 zoroastrianTextuary: there will be other planes involved.
23:58 PigBurner: ooh
23:58 zoroastrianTextuary: physical ones.
23:59 zoroastrianTextuary: may skaia's light protect them....
23:59 PigBurner: the new age will arise and crap?
23:59 melancholicRegent: wait
23:59 melancholicRegent: sky-a, planes
23:59 PigBurner: relax MR
23:59 melancholicRegent: I can never relax around you
00:00 melancholicRegent: or your friends for that matter
00:00 PigBurner: wow that's harsh
00:00 melancholicRegent: sorry
00:00 PigBurner: geesh
00:00 melancholicRegent: it was supposed to be a joke

[20:00] == midichlorianSocialite [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
[20:00] <PigBurner> it's cool
[20:00] <PigBurner> oh hey MS just popped up
[20:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> a new age of sorts will arise.
[20:00] <midichlorianSocialite> Dömur mínar og herrar, það er kominn tími til að krjúpa frammi fyrir konungi yðar. Hver er ekki mér, ég er bara strákur konungur þinn sagt að segja þér allt sem það er kominn tími til að byrja krjúpa.
[20:00] <PigBurner> got a new dude for ya!
[20:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, MS!
[20:01] <PigBurner> I think he went to iceland
[20:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do not have knowledge of icelandic.
[20:01] <Phrody_Tibalt> Do you guys not say your names?
[20:01] <midichlorianSocialite> In other news, my Internet is stuck in Iceland
[20:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> may someone translate the text for me?
[20:01] <midichlorianSocialite> Send help
[20:01] <PigBurner> eh I don't online
[20:02] <PigBurner> MR does know mine
[20:02] <PigBurner> don't say it tho
[20:02] <Phrody_Tibalt> oh okay
[20:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> my name shall not be revealed, but i use Zogg as a nickname.
[20:02] == Phrody_Tibalt has changed nick to groundedMythologist
[20:02] <PigBurner> that's cool
[20:02] <PigBurner> you have the right to be whoever you want
[20:02] <groundedMythologist> oh well, alright there Zogg
[20:03] <midichlorianSocialite> So I see that we do indeed have a newcomer
[20:03] <PigBurner> how did you get it stuck in iceland
[20:03] <midichlorianSocialite> Interested in playing a certain game?
[20:03] <PigBurner> yeah!
[20:03] <midichlorianSocialite> Google Translate, mostly
[20:03] <midichlorianSocialite> And certain shenanigans
[20:03] <melancholicRegent> Ladies and gentlemen , it is time to kneel before your king . What is not me , I'm just a guy your king said to tell you all that it's time to start kneeling .
[20:04] <melancholicRegent> thats what the icelandic means according to google
[20:04] <midichlorianSocialite> Thank you, MR
[20:04] <midichlorianSocialite> MR understands me
[20:04] <midichlorianSocialite> Why can't you all be more like MR?
[20:04] <melancholicRegent> "MR understands me"
[20:04] <melancholicRegent> thats somewhat disconcerting
[20:04] <PigBurner> because I'm lazy
[20:04] <PigBurner> can't be assed
[20:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> perhaps only he can understand you for he is the only one present with knowledge of icelandic?
[20:05] <PigBurner> maybe
[20:05] <PigBurner> idk
[20:05] <midichlorianSocialite> You make a good point, Zoggo
[20:05] <melancholicRegent> *she
[20:05] <PigBurner> i mean this is MS we are talking about
[20:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> i apologize.
[20:05] <melancholicRegent> and I just used translate
[20:06] <midichlorianSocialite> That's okay; so did I
[20:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...translate? you have a bilingual dictionary and reconstructed the words?
[20:06] <PigBurner> lol
[20:06] <melancholicRegent> https://translate.google.com/
[20:06] <midichlorianSocialite> https://translate.google.ca/#en/is/Ladies%20and%20gentlemen%2C%20it%20is%20time%20to%20kneel%20before%20your%20king.%20%20Who%20is%20not%20me%2C%20I'm%20just%20the%20guy%20your%20king%20told%20to%20tell%20you%20all%20that%20it's%20time%20to%20start%20kneeling.
[20:06] <PigBurner> yeah really suspected that
[20:06] <PigBurner> and maaaan that's a big url
[20:06] <PigBurner> so many %20's
[20:06] <melancholicRegent> so many 20%
[20:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...google translate, this is....
[20:07] <PigBurner> corporational BS
[20:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> the world certainly has progressed.
[20:07] <PigBurner> eh idk
[20:07] <PigBurner> dictionaries are a thing
[20:08] <PigBurner> btw MS speaking of games, when is your nerdfest happening?
[20:08] <melancholicRegent> whats going on?
[20:09] <PigBurner> MS was gonna do a game like 2 months ago
[20:09] <PigBurner> kinda still waiting on that
[20:09] <midichlorianSocialite> I strive to disappoint
[20:09] <melancholicRegent> what game??
[20:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> a game, you say?
[20:09] <melancholicRegent> that sounds like fun
[20:09] <PigBurner> idk that's why I wanna try
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> I'll give you a hint
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> It starts with D
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> Ends with D
[20:10] <PigBurner> hm
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> And has an & in the middle
[20:10] <PigBurner> I suspect is has something to do with dicks
[20:10] <melancholicRegent> ...
[20:10] <melancholicRegent> is it D&D
[20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure of what this game is.
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> Yes!
[20:10] <PigBurner> ok, I guessed bad
[20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> or how to pronounce it.
[20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> Dand-d.
[20:10] <midichlorianSocialite> MR wins again
[20:11] <midichlorianSocialite> You need to up your game, PB
[20:11] <PigBurner> damn, stop taking my points!
[20:11] <groundedMythologist> D&D?
[20:11] <groundedMythologist> like roleplaying?
[20:11] <melancholicRegent> dungeons and dragons ZT
[20:11] <midichlorianSocialite> I'm considering having MR replace you as my fifth-best friend
[20:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> dungeons and dragons, you say.
[20:12] <midichlorianSocialite> Indeed
[20:12] <midichlorianSocialite> Or a similar game
[20:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not aware of the existence of said game.
[20:12] <PigBurner> O:
[20:12] <midichlorianSocialite> Dude
[20:12] <PigBurner> MS I will kick your ass
[20:12] <midichlorianSocialite> You have way too much of a social life
[20:12] <midichlorianSocialite> PB: Welcome to fourth place!
[20:12] <PigBurner> I will find ya
[20:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> i live in isolation, MS. i am not sure i have what qualifies as a social life.
[20:13] <midichlorianSocialite> Well then you need a nerd life
[20:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> is it vital to my health?
[20:13] <midichlorianSocialite> Yes
[20:13] <midichlorianSocialite> If you don't then you will die
[20:13] <PigBurner> I'm pretty sure it's worse than having none
[20:13] <PigBurner> no that's a lie
[20:14] <PigBurner> I'm way more alive than you are
[20:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have not heard of it in the books i have read.
[20:14] <melancholicRegent> PB your ahead of me
[20:14] <melancholicRegent> why would you kick my ass?
[20:14] <midichlorianSocialite> Read better books
[20:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have not died so far.
[20:14] <midichlorianSocialite> How can you tell?
[20:14] <PigBurner> no I'm not touching you MR, it's MS
[20:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure what would qualify as a "better book".
[20:14] <PigBurner> geesh why are your names so symilar
[20:14] <midichlorianSocialite> Less awful ones
[20:14] <midichlorianSocialite> Here, allow me to remedy the situation
[20:14] <melancholicRegent> do you want me to change it?
[20:14] == midichlorianSocialite has changed nick to dissimilarName
[20:15] <dissimilarName> Better?
[20:15] <PigBurner> yeah
[20:15] <melancholicRegent> that worsk
[20:15] <PigBurner> looks shoter
[20:15] <dissimilarName> Magnifique
[20:15] <melancholicRegent> works not worst
[20:15] <melancholicRegent> you and PB have different colors now too
[20:15] <PigBurner> lol
[20:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> my guardian(s) have selected a series of books to educate me on matters of the physical and metaphysical plane, and a series of books to understand the many peoples of earth.
[20:15] <PigBurner> everyone's blue on my end
[20:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i place full trust in them, and the books they have selected.
[20:16] <PigBurner> oooooh
[20:16] <PigBurner> can I read them too?
[20:16] <dissimilarName> They need more books on the Astral Plane
[20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> you mean Paradox Space?
[20:16] <dissimilarName> No, like the Elemental Chaos
[20:16] <PigBurner> probably
[20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh, the Furthest Ring?
[20:16] <dissimilarName> No, not the Far Realm
[20:16] <dissimilarName> You don't ever wanna go there
[20:17] <PigBurner> oh shit, I didn't know you were into that too DN!
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> last i checked, it was called the Furthest Ring.
[20:17] <PigBurner> wow you impress me
[20:17] <dissimilarName> What
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> home to myriads of creatures that you would rather not meet in person.
[20:17] <dissimilarName> Dude upgrade editions
[20:17] <PigBurner> that is impressive, you are not as much of a tight ass as I though
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> editions?
[20:17] <dissimilarName> Yeah man
[20:17] <melancholicRegent> I'd be kinda intrested in a DND campaign, but I've never really had that many friends
[20:17] <melancholicRegent> we should play sometime
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> there was only one "edition" of Paradox Space.
[20:18] <dissimilarName> Well, now you still don't have anybody worth calling friends, but you at least have a group to play with anyway!
[20:18] <dissimilarName> ZT, then switch game systems
[20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> it has existed before time and shall continue existing until it gets torn apart.
[20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> game...systems?
[20:18] <dissimilarName> Uh... yes?
[20:18] <PigBurner> and we fell back into the nerd cave
[20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not referring to a game.
[20:18] <PigBurner> damn there goes my expectations
[20:19] <PigBurner> hey ZT, pass me over some of those books if ya can
[20:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'll try.
[20:19]  * zoroastrianTextuary sent a file: book_of_the_void.pdf
[20:19] <PigBurner> thanks!
[20:20] <PigBurner> I'll give that a read later
[20:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> [The file is filled with incomprehensible symbols, and a few abstract illustrations you cannot decipher the meanings of.]
[20:20]  * PigBurner looks at the pretty pictures
[20:20] <dissimilarName> Saving that for CoC
[20:21] <PigBurner> for what now
[20:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> [Pretty pictures such as a massive tentacled beast swallowing a blue planet.]
[20:21] <dissimilarName> Call of Cthulhu
[20:21] <dissimilarName> Another game system
[20:21] <PigBurner> ahhh
[20:21] <dissimilarName> But with eldritch abominations up the wazoo
[20:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...game system?
[20:21] <PigBurner> looks kinda cool in my opinion
[20:21] <melancholicRegent> that could also be fun
[20:22] <PigBurner> where did ya get this from?
[20:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> again, i'm not referring to a game.
[20:22] <melancholicRegent> I'd rather play something else though
[20:22] <PigBurner> dude he is serious, he said he believes in this, come on
[20:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> i got this book from the selection my guardians gave me.
[20:22] <PigBurner> oh how many have you got?
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> a lot.
[20:23] <dissimilarName> Send us them all
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> hundreds.
[20:23] <dissimilarName> Make an online library
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have dedicated my life to studying them.
[20:23] <PigBurner> wow
[20:23] <PigBurner> that's really awesome
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> some of these books have information i hope i don't have to reveal to you.
[20:23] <PigBurner> oh what is it?
[20:24] <dissimilarName> Knowledge that mankind was not meant to know
[20:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> about the fate of the world, worlds, themselves.
[20:24] <dissimilarName> Sweet
[20:24] <dissimilarName> You should totally upload that to the Internet
[20:24] <PigBurner> that sounds quite awesome
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[20:26] <dissimilarName> ^
[20:26] <zoroastr_> ((shit i disconnected))
[20:26] <zoroastr_> ((pretend i never did))
[20:26] <PigBurner> I'd totally want to read the fuck out of that
[20:26] <zoroastr_> ((what did i miss))
[20:26] <PigBurner> ((nothing))
[20:26] <dissimilarName> [20:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> about the fate of the world, worlds, themselves. [20:24] <dissimilarName> Sweet [20:24] <dissimilarName> You should totally upload that to the Internet [20:24] <PigBurner> that sounds quite awesome
[20:26] <dissimilarName> ((Then I said ^))
[20:26] <dissimilarName> ((Right after you rejoined))
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[20:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> i hope i never have to reveal this information to you.
[20:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> but i know the day i have to will be inevitable.
[20:28] <PigBurner> dude why
[20:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> and when the day comes, it won't be fun.
[20:28] <PigBurner> I'm cool with ya, don't leave me in the dark like that
[20:28] <dissimilarName> It totally will
[20:29] <melancholicRegent> could you please stop being so fucking vague and just say what you wanna say?
[20:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> i've said as much as i want to say for now.
[20:29] <PigBurner> wow
[20:29] <PigBurner> that's sad
[20:29] <melancholicRegent> you're just fishing for attention
[20:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm sorry i have to--
[20:29] <PigBurner> got all exited for fancy shit
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> that's particularly harsh.
[20:30] <melancholicRegent> if the day is gonna come anyway, than just share it with the world now so we can prepare
[20:30] <melancholicRegent> instead of being all "woo so mysterious"
[20:30] <dissimilarName> Hey Mr
[20:30] <dissimilarName> MR
[20:30] <dissimilarName> Mysterious is cool
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> i suppose i should have learned from previous mistakes.
[20:30] <dissimilarName> Don't mess with Zogg the CoC player
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> there was an entity who took the role of a guide, many cycles ago.
[20:31] <dissimilarName> He will drop your SAN to zero in like three turns
[20:31] <PigBurner> hey while nerdatron and mr mystery man debate nerd shit, new guy what's up
[20:31] <PigBurner> also MR, I'm doing a camping trip soon, wanna come?
[20:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> sadly, before she could reveal what she wanted to, and guide her friends through their own quests, she was brutally murdered by her own twin.
[20:32] <PigBurner> since you liked more calm shit and crap
[20:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do not have a twin, or any entities near me, so i believe i am quite safe from this problem.
[20:33] <dissimilarName> Uh...
[20:33] <dissimilarName> Alright
[20:33] <dissimilarName> We appreciate the notice that you aren't gonna get murdered
[20:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> as for pigBurner, most of what you want to know should be in the file i sent you, the Book of the Void.
[20:34] <PigBurner> oh cool
[20:35] <PigBurner> what's it written on?
[20:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> i probably should not have done that, in hindsight.
[20:35] <dissimilarName> The Internet is forever, ZT
[20:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> it's written on a paper, converted to a digital file.
[20:35] <PigBurner> I'm so gonna read the shit outta that now
[20:35] <dissimilarName> Do a livestream of yourself reading it
[20:35] <PigBurner> ok I know jack shit about this
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'd prefer not to reveal myself until the day comes.
[20:36] <PigBurner> but from how mysterious and shit you are, I bet I gotta print it and read it during a blue moon or something
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> and even then, it's not a way i would prefer to meet you all.
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> there is one who can read it.
[20:36] <PigBurner> that's ok
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> she is in this very chat, as of now.
[20:36] <PigBurner> I've met people like that
[20:36] <PigBurner> oh who is that
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> i only know her true name.
[20:37] <PigBurner> ah, what is it?
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> i would prefer not to say it, as anonymity seems to be valued across this medium.
[20:37] <PigBurner> you can PM it to me
[20:37] <PigBurner> I never leak secrets
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> extra precautions. i apologize.
[20:37] <PigBurner> like having a secret book about awesome future is kinda an important thign
[20:37] <PigBurner> that's fine
[20:38] <PigBurner> I'm still gonna find that, it's gotta be one of us
[20:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> you never know which entities are listening in.
[20:38] <PigBurner> ooooh
[20:38] <PigBurner> aha aha, tell me more
[20:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> there is no more i can tell you.
[20:39] <dissimilarName> Wait wait wait
[20:39] <PigBurner> awwww
[20:39] <PigBurner> come on bro
[20:39] <dissimilarName> Please
[20:39] <dissimilarName> ZT
[20:39] <dissimilarName> One more piece of hidden information, I beg of you
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> i refuse.
[20:40] <dissimilarName> Please
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> you would desecrate it for your pastime.
[20:40] <dissimilarName> That's true
[20:40] <dissimilarName> But still
[20:40] <dissimilarName> It's worth it
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have looked up said "dungeons and dragons" you speak of.
[20:40] <PigBurner> that's cool
[20:40] <dissimilarName> Please, I need your world-spanning knowledge
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> this is no laughing matter.
[20:40] <PigBurner> We'll talk later some day
[20:41] <PigBurner> listen I do care about this stuff, ignore DN, he's a moron
[20:41] <dissimilarName> You're the only one I have left to turn to
[20:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> pigBurner, attempt to read the Book of the Void.
[20:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> the one who can read it should be in this chat as of now.
[20:42] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((let's just say everyone recieved the file))
[20:42] <dissimilarName> ZT I am begging you
[20:42] <PigBurner> ok then
[20:42] <dissimilarName> On my hands and knees
[20:42]  * PigBurner opens up the file
[20:42] <dissimilarName> *Please* just let me ask the all-consuming question of life, the universe, and everything
[20:43] <zoroastrianTextuary> [You still see illegible symbols. The illustrations are still there though. Lots of imagery with lily-pads, doors, tentacled beasts, and planets.]
[20:43] <zoroastrianTextuary> what is your query, dissimilarName?
[20:43] <PigBurner> fancy
[20:44] <dissimilarName> WHY DO KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
[20:44] <PigBurner> hey Dn you might want to check out the file
[20:44] <PigBurner> it has frogs and shit
[20:44] <zoroastrianTextuary> kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch because it is full of sugar.
[20:44] <PigBurner> melancholicRegent: hey try to read the book!
[20:44] <zoroastrianTextuary> it is not part of a complete breakfast at all.
[20:44] <zoroastrianTextuary> contrary to the marketing claims.
[20:44] <dissimilarName> My life is complete
[20:45] <melancholicRegent> lol
[20:45] <PigBurner> fantastic
[20:45] <PigBurner> I never tried that shit out, cinnamon's great tho
[20:45] <PigBurner> hey MR open the file
[20:46] <melancholicRegent> why?
[20:46] <melancholicRegent> its probably just bullshit anyway
[20:46] <PigBurner> ZT says one of us can read it
[20:46] <zoroastrianTextuary> you might be the one.
[20:46] <PigBurner> just try it!
[20:46] <PigBurner> it's just double clicking come on
[20:47] <melancholicRegent> ZT is obviously talking out of his ass
[20:47] <zoroastrianTextuary> would you open it if your life depended on it?
[20:48] <zoroastrianTextuary> becuase it might eventually.
[20:48] <PigBurner> come oooon do it
[20:48] <dissimilarName> Oh shoot
[20:48] <dissimilarName> Is it too late to unopen it?
[20:48] <PigBurner> yes!
[20:48] <PigBurner> do iiiit
[20:48] <PigBurner> I'm not telling you to take a pill, just read that
[20:48] <melancholicRegent> fine
[20:49] <PigBurner> yeah!
[20:49] <melancholicRegent> alright I opened it, and its just bullshit
[20:49] <zoroastrianTextuary> [When you open it, the symbols are legible.]
[20:49] <melancholicRegent> [I didn't actually open it, I was lying
[20:49] <zoroastrianTextuary> [fuck]
[20:49] <PigBurner> ok that's fun
[20:49] <zoroastrianTextuary> are you not the one?
[20:49] <PigBurner> it's probably the new guy
[20:50] <melancholicRegent> [ https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/CheckmateProper.jpg ]
[20:50] <dissimilarName> groundedMythologist
[20:50] <dissimilarName> It's you
[20:50] <dissimilarName> You are the chosen one
[20:50] <PigBurner> hey btw MR, did you read the message I sent before?
[20:50] <melancholicRegent> what one?
[20:51] <PigBurner> about the trip
[20:52] <PigBurner> ok I guess you didn't
[20:52] <PigBurner> Imma be doing a camping trip soon, wanna come?
[20:52] <melancholicRegent> oh
[20:53] <melancholicRegent> I don't really go out much, but I guess
[20:53] <melancholicRegent> where?
[20:53] <PigBurner> haven't decided yet, probably some forest or some shit
[20:53] <PigBurner> oh wait! have I shown you my cave?
[20:54] <melancholicRegent> you have a cave?
[20:54] <PigBurner> yeah!
[20:54] <PigBurner> I found it like 2 years ago, I go there every so often
[20:54] <PigBurner> the walls are all painted and crap, it's super cool
[20:55] <melancholicRegent> wait like caveman paint or cool grafitti paint
[20:55] <PigBurner> I did it
[20:55] <PigBurner> so like 50 50
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[20:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, friend!
[20:56] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello everyone.
[20:56] <PigBurner> sup
[20:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> you have missed quite a bit.
[20:56] <melancholicRegent> hi UE
[20:56] <PigBurner> it's really calm there
[20:56] <unstableEquilibrium> I imagine I did, the forums don't pause whenever I leave.
[20:57] <dissimilarName> Turns out ZT is a quality CoC GM
[20:57] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm sorry?
[20:57] <PigBurner> neeeeerds
[20:57] <unstableEquilibrium> Classy as ever, Miss Burner.
[20:57] <dissimilarName> ZT = 100% CoC GM
[20:57] <unstableEquilibrium> How's the government these days?
[20:57] <dissimilarName> It's not rocket surgery
[20:58] <PigBurner> hehe cock
[20:58] <unstableEquilibrium> I still don't understand what you mean by that.
[20:58] <unstableEquilibrium> What is CoC?
[20:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm still not sure what CoC is.
[20:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> or what a GM is.
[20:58] <unstableEquilibrium> GM is Game Master.
[20:58] <dissimilarName> It's like D&D but with Cthulhu
[20:58] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[20:58] <PigBurner> so hey, wanna come MR?
[20:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> surely you mean Fluthulhu?
[20:58] <dissimilarName> Sure, whatever
[20:58] <PigBurner> since last time I fell over to your palce and crap
[20:58] <PigBurner> awesome!
[20:58] <dissimilarName> Call of Fluthulhu
[20:58] <melancholicRegent> sure
[20:59] <melancholicRegent> sounds fun
[20:59] <PigBurner> wait
[20:59] <dissimilarName> CoF doesn't really have the same ring to it
[20:59] <PigBurner> I heard about this
[20:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would you make a recreational device based off a horrific monster?
[20:59] <dissimilarName> For fun
[20:59] <PigBurner> oh it's not as lame as I thought
[20:59] <unstableEquilibrium> Exactly, yes.
[20:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> but...why?
[20:59] <PigBurner> great, can't wait
[20:59] <unstableEquilibrium> I have made my fair share of robots based around horrific video game monsters.
[20:59] <dissimilarName> For... fun
[20:59] <dissimilarName> 4fun
[20:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> how do you find it fun?
[20:59] <dissimilarName> Fun fun fun fun
[21:00] <dissimilarName> Who doesn't love losing SAN and having to play someone deathly afraid of standing up?
[21:00] <PigBurner> ZT I think the fun comes from seeing danger knowing it's not really there
[21:01] <dissimilarName> That too
[21:01] <unstableEquilibrium> Like your government agents?
[21:01] <dissimilarName> Same as any RPG
[21:01] <PigBurner> fuck ya
[21:01] <dissimilarName> You get to, y'know, have something to do
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> fluthulhu was real, but is currently in another realm, far away from our world.
[21:01] <dissimilarName> Something exciting
[21:01] <melancholicRegent> sure he is
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> hopefully the two don't collide....
[21:01] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe that would be nine.
[21:01] <dissimilarName> Nah, that was to you instead of me
[21:02] <dissimilarName> PB's just *really* desperate
[21:02] <PigBurner> hey MR, leave each to their beliefs don't be so harsh on then
[21:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, Lysander.
[21:02] <unstableEquilibrium> You changed your handle again.
[21:02] <PigBurner> shut up DN
[21:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> we haven't seen groundedMythologist talk in quite a while.
[21:02] <dissimilarName> I always do
[21:02] <unstableEquilibrium> May I ask why?
[21:02] <dissimilarName> To keep the government from tracking me
[21:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> perhaps she is not interested in the matter at hand.
[21:02] <PigBurner> sigh
[21:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[21:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Of course.
[21:02] <PigBurner> of course they go around ignoring what's there
[21:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> roleplaying games, as i have researched them, are an extremely niche topic.
[21:03] <PigBurner> typical
[21:03] <dissimilarName> Should have absconded to a new chat while she could
[21:03] <dissimilarName> But now she's stuck with us
[21:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> often associated with a certain stereotype of...young adults who live in the lowest physical level of their guardian's houses.
[21:03] <dissimilarName> Heck yeah
[21:04] <dissimilarName> My reputation precedes me
[21:04] <PigBurner> geesh, I'll be right back
[21:04] <dissimilarName> Yeah you better run
[21:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> why?
[21:05] <unstableEquilibrium> So, Lysander, how has your shipfic been going?
[21:05] <dissimilarName> Because otherwise PB would also have to deal with us
[21:05] <unstableEquilibrium> Have you cracked the 500 page mark yet?
[21:05] <dissimilarName> S'gone to the great shipfic in the sky
[21:05] <dissimilarName> I have cracked the billion page mark
[21:05] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, I'm sorry about that.
[21:05] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh my.
[21:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> what is a shipfic?
[21:05] <dissimilarName> It's when you write a story
[21:05] <unstableEquilibrium> Did you finish it?
[21:05] <dissimilarName> About all the ways everyone around you is clearly in love with everyone else around you
[21:05] <dissimilarName> My magnum opus
[21:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> but...why would you write one?
[21:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> do said people consent to being included?
[21:07] <dissimilarName> So I can bother people by telling them they're in it
[21:07] <unstableEquilibrium> Am I in it?
[21:07] <dissimilarName> Yes
[21:07] <unstableEquilibrium> Interesting.
[21:07] <unstableEquilibrium> May I read this shipfic?
[21:07] <dissimilarName> No
[21:07] <unstableEquilibrium> May I ask why?
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> am i in said shipfic?
[21:07] <dissimilarName> It's impossible to upload or chapter 5364728135167 will cause a virus to break the Internet forever
[21:07] <dissimilarName> Also yes
[21:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> a virus?
[21:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would you write a virus within a story?
[21:08] <dissimilarName> There exists a certain sentence, ZT, that should never be uploaded
[21:08] <dissimilarName> Because the two halves of the virus are *perfect* together
[21:08] <melancholicRegent> wait
[21:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> and may i please be removed from said shipfic?
[21:08] <melancholicRegent> am I in the shipfic?
[21:08] <dissimilarName> No, and yes
[21:08] <dissimilarName> The story wouldn't make sense without you
[21:09] <dissimilarName> Either of you
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...please?
[21:09] <dissimilarName> You make a compelling argument
[21:09] <melancholicRegent> goddamnit DN
[21:09] <dissimilarName> Roll Diplomacy
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure how i would be included, or why i couldn't be replaced with any other person.
[21:09] <melancholicRegent> hey, can I read it just to spite ZT?
[21:10] <dissimilarName> Very tempting
[21:10] <dissimilarName> But no
[21:10] <dissimilarName> It wouldn't make sense without chapter 5364728135167
[21:10] <dissimilarName> And I can't just remove that chapter
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> MR, why do you hold a grudge against me?
[21:10] <dissimilarName> Or the story would be ruined
[21:11] <melancholicRegent> because your a prick fishing for attention with your stupid doomsday babble
[21:11] <melancholicRegent> *you're
[21:11] <PigBurner> hey I'm back!
[21:11] <melancholicRegent> fuck I can't even type
[21:11] <PigBurner> what happened while I was gone?
[21:11] <dissimilarName> We missed you
[21:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...that is quite harsh.
[21:11] <PigBurner> of course you did
[21:12] <dissimilarName> That's all that happened
[21:12] <PigBurner> oh what did you say to ZT!
[21:12] <dissimilarName> That and shipping
[21:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am sorry i bothered you.
[21:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> and i do not mean to present myself in that manner.
[21:12] <PigBurner> melancholicRegent!
[21:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> would you prefer to discuss this matter privately?
[21:12] <PigBurner> why did you say that!
[21:12] <melancholicRegent> because I'm right
[21:12] <PigBurner> that was mean
[21:13] <PigBurner> everyone can believe what they want
[21:13] <PigBurner> and they can tell other people about that, there's nothing wrong with that!
[21:13] <dissimilarName> Interesting choice of words, PB
[21:14] <PigBurner> if you say so
[21:14] <PigBurner> he already said it, those texts are his beliefs and they were left by his parents!
[21:14] <melancholicRegent> what if I were to say that my belief is that someone else's belief is wrong?
[21:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> parents?
[21:15] <PigBurner> how did you call them?
[21:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure i have parents, in the traditional sense.
[21:15] <PigBurner> like the ones who are supposed to take care of you
[21:15] <PigBurner> oh an orphan
[21:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> if i do, i have never met them, and there is no record of them existing.
[21:15] <PigBurner> well you just ofended an orphan!
[21:15] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, I'm so sorry about that, ZT.
[21:15] <PigBurner> Good job!
[21:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> why are you apologizing? you have done no wrong.
[21:16] <PigBurner> he's expressing condolences
[21:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh.
[21:18] <melancholicRegent> what did UE say that was worth apologizing over?
[21:18] <PigBurner> ZT not having parents
[21:19] <unstableEquilibrium> I know what it's like to lose *a* parent, but not both.
[21:19] <PigBurner> btw MR, we gotta talk
[21:19] <dissimilarName> Ooh
[21:20] <dissimilarName> MR in the doghouse for not liking PB's best friend of the day
[21:20] <dissimilarName> Somebody's in trouble~
[21:20] <PigBurner> DN you have a special meeting with my fist
[21:20] <dissimilarName> Oh sweet, I've been in line for weeks
[21:20] <melancholicRegent> I support this
[21:20] <dissimilarName> About time
[21:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> there's a line for talking with PB?
[21:22] <dissimilarName> There's a line for getting punched by PB
[21:22] <dissimilarName> I've been in it for weeks
[21:22] <dissimilarName> Try and keep up
[21:22] <PigBurner> he's pretty much number 1 right now
[21:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> that doesn't sound like a very pleasant line to be in.
[21:22] <PigBurner> it's not, that's the point
[21:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> then why is he in it?
[21:22] <dissimilarName> Because I whined until he let me in
[21:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would you want to be in said line?
[21:24] <dissimilarName> Because I have more than a few screws loose
[21:25] <dissimilarName> And also it'd be the first human contact I've gotten in centuries
[21:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> are you a cyborg of some sort?
[21:25] <dissimilarName> Yes, actually
[21:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> and an immortal?
[21:25] <dissimilarName> I am an immortal robot from betwixt the stars
[21:25] <dissimilarName> You may call me Inevitable., for that is what I am
[21:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought you were Lysander B. from betwixt some houses.
[21:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i appear to have the wrong person.
[21:26] <dissimilarName> Yes
[21:26] <dissimilarName> That was MS
[21:26] <dissimilarName> But I?
[21:26] <dissimilarName> I am DN
[21:26] <dissimilarName> Who is definitely a different person
[21:27] <dissimilarName> I don't know this devastatingly handsome man of which you speak
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> no, you're the same person with a changed username.
[21:27] <dissimilarName> No I'm not
[21:27] <dissimilarName> Also, I don't actually live betwixt any houses
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> and from the depictions i've seen, i wouldn't exactly call him "devastatingly handsome".
[21:27] <dissimilarName> Chilling in a plane, bro
[21:27] <dissimilarName> Then your depictions are lies
[21:27] <dissimilarName> Lies and slander
[21:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> ah, yes, your jet.
[21:28] <dissimilarName> Not to be confused with Lys and Sander
[21:28] <dissimilarName> Which is something totally different
[21:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> your mother is a very important person, and you'll find out why soon.
[21:28] <PigBurner> ok I'm back
[21:28] <dissimilarName> Everybody knows that
[21:28] <PigBurner> did anything blow up?
[21:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> welcome back!
[21:28] <dissimilarName> Mumsy is like the best
[21:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> no, nothing has exploded.
[21:29] <PigBurner> great
[21:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Logically speaking, something has probably exploded since you disappeared and came back.
[21:30] <PigBurner> well yeah
[21:30] <PigBurner> cars do have engines and shit
[21:31] <dissimilarName> If I were to inform you all that I had exploded...
[21:31] <dissimilarName> Out of curiosity...
[21:31] <dissimilarName> How many of you would immediately blow themselves up to follow in my footsteps, incapable of comprehending a life without my presence?
[21:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> you are still typing, i assume you have not exploded.
[21:31] <melancholicRegent> if you exploded, how would you type?
[21:31] <unstableEquilibrium> Probably not.
[21:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> i would not explode myself. i still have business to take care of.
[21:32] <dissimilarName> My splatters are still falling from the ceiling and landing on my keyboard
[21:32] <PigBurner> oh sorry, kinda spaced out
[21:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> that's a lot of splatters.
[21:32] <dissimilarName> I used a big bomb
[21:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> landing in very specific patterns.
[21:33] <dissimilarName> I used a careful bomb
[21:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> that appear to be sentient, or highly coincidental.
[21:33] <PigBurner> DN what
[21:33] <dissimilarName> That too
[21:33] <dissimilarName> My bomb is an AI from the future, sent back to kill me and deliver a message
[21:33] <PigBurner> that was just something else
[21:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> what is your message?
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> it must be important.
[21:34] <dissimilarName> "42"
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> wait, you're DEAD?!
[21:34] <PigBurner> of course
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh this is bad.
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> very bad.
[21:34] <dissimilarName> See?  ZT gets it
[21:34] <PigBurner> he never had a life to begin wiht
[21:34] <dissimilarName> PB gets it too
[21:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm afraid that the end is much sooner than i thought it was.
[21:35] <dissimilarName> Wait wait wait ZT
[21:35] <PigBurner> if DN is involved? yeah
[21:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was hoping it would never have to come to this.
[21:35] <dissimilarName> Don't actually kill yourself
[21:35] <dissimilarName> I know it's tempting
[21:35] <PigBurner> dude what the fuck
[21:35] <dissimilarName> Seeing as, as far as you know, I'm dead
[21:35] <PigBurner> did you tell him to kill himself!?
[21:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not going to kill myself, you lunatic AI!
[21:35] <dissimilarName> Oh okay good
[21:35] <dissimilarName> Just making sure
[21:35] <PigBurner> dude that's fucked up!
[21:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> the world's already dead anyway, thanks to you!
[21:36] <PigBurner> I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you
[21:36] <dissimilarName> Oops
[21:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> do you realize what you've done, killing him?
[21:36] <PigBurner> chill out ZT he's not dead
[21:36] <dissimilarName> Seeing as I blew myself up too, no
[21:36] <PigBurner> he's being an idiot
[21:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...he's not?
[21:36] <dissimilarName> I totally am
[21:36] <PigBurner> no, he's just being silly
[21:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> but he claimed that an AI from the future was sent to kill him...
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[21:36] <PigBurner> take my word on that
[21:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> i will.
[21:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would you claim to be dead?
[21:37] <PigBurner> well he's a moron after all
[21:37] <PigBurner> he likes to make fun of his lack of life
[21:37] <dissimilarName> Yeah PB pretty much got it right
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> well then.
[21:38] <dissimilarName> Exploding myself is the best use of my time
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit my phone's almost out of battery)
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> )
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((if i suddenly disconnect, well shit))
[21:38] <PigBurner> ((tis fine))
[21:38] <dissimilarName> Talking about it is second best
[21:38] <PigBurner> ((mystery))
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((1 sec i'm charging my phone for a bit))
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> i must attend to matters on the physical plane for a while.
[21:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> i shall attempt to return as soon as possible.
[21:39] <PigBurner> now that
[21:39] <PigBurner> that's a fancy way to say I gotta go to pee
[21:39] <dissimilarName> Just make sure you don't accidentally explode yourself in grief
[21:39] <dissimilarName> That would be a mistake
[21:39] <PigBurner> general explotation is bad
[21:39] <PigBurner> avoid it
[21:40] <PigBurner> oh btw, guess what I found the other day
[21:40] <dissimilarName> A life outside hating The Government?
[21:40] <PigBurner> sigh
[21:40] <dissimilarName> No such luck, eh?
[21:40] <PigBurner> you say that as if it was the only thing i ever did
[21:41] <PigBurner> geesh
[21:41] <PigBurner> I got someone new in my room sitting next to me here
[21:42] <dissimilarName> Is it a fellow terrorist?
[21:42] <PigBurner> I'm not a terrorist!
[21:42] <dissimilarName> Yeah okay sure
[21:42] <dissimilarName> Whatever you say
[21:42] <PigBurner> no, he's white and fluffy
[21:42] <dissimilarName> That's so racist
[21:42] <melancholicRegent> do you have a pet?
[21:42] <PigBurner> yeah yeah if you say so
[21:43] <PigBurner> yeah!
[21:43] <PigBurner> I need to come up with a name for him
[21:43] <melancholicRegent> what is it?
[21:44] <PigBurner> I was thinking Trot
[21:44] <dissimilarName> Jebediah
[21:44] <PigBurner> nah too long
[21:44] <melancholicRegent> what kinda pet is it?
[21:44] <dissimilarName> Jeb
[21:44] <PigBurner> he's a kitten
[21:44] <melancholicRegent> wait
[21:45] <melancholicRegent> is it Trot as in Trotsky?
[21:45] <PigBurner> what happened?
[21:45] <PigBurner> heh
[21:45] <PigBurner> also he runs like a horsey
[21:45] <melancholicRegent> oh ok
[21:46] <PigBurner> although it'd be a lie if I said he didn't affect the decision
[21:47] <melancholicRegent> I guess Trot seems like a pretty good name
[21:47] <PigBurner> yeah! :D
[21:48] <PigBurner> you can meet him later
[21:49] <PigBurner> btw where did the rest go?
[21:50] <melancholicRegent> zT had to do something, UE has been afk, and DN is quiet cause he isn't the center of attention
[21:50] <unstableEquilibrium> I haven't been afk.
[21:50] <unstableEquilibrium> Just watching.
[21:50] <PigBurner> lol
[21:50] <melancholicRegent> oh ok hi
[21:50] <dissimilarName> I'm busy writing more chapters for Trot/Jebediah
[21:51] <PigBurner> have we talked before?
[21:51] <PigBurner> whatcha writing?
[21:51] <dissimilarName> But yes, that's mostly because you aren't paying me nearly enough attention
[21:51] <dissimilarName> Shipfic
[21:51] <PigBurner> who are you making trot kiss?
[21:51] <PigBurner> he sure does like giving kitty kisses
[21:51] <dissimilarName> *Everything*
[21:52] <PigBurner> well that's fun
[21:52] <PigBurner> just don't take his food from him
[21:52] <melancholicRegent> but DN, don't fuck with me
[21:53] <melancholicRegent> why did you put me in the shipfic and what am I doing
[21:53] <PigBurner> you are kissing trot!
[21:53] <PigBurner> everyone gets to kiss trot
[21:55] <dissimilarName> I would answer
[21:55] <dissimilarName> But I'm busy sulking about not being the center of attention
[21:55] <dissimilarName> Sulking... and shipping
[21:55] <PigBurner> that's whatcha get
[21:56] <melancholicRegent> PB
[21:56] <melancholicRegent> is DN your kismesis?
[21:56] <PigBurner> pffff
[21:56] <PigBurner> nah
[21:56] <melancholicRegent> alright just checking
[21:56] <PigBurner> I just like to be an ass to him
[21:56] <dissimilarName> </3<
[21:56] <dissimilarName> My inverted heart is broken
[21:56] <PigBurner> ya ain't getting even that
[21:57] <dissimilarName> Shattered by your cruel not-hating-me
[21:57] <PigBurner> there's only one hate spot for me
[21:57] <PigBurner> and that's pretty much taken
[21:57] <dissimilarName> Is it The Government?
[21:58] <PigBurner> Authoritarianism
[21:59] <dissimilarName> Well then
[21:59] <PigBurner> not the same thing
[21:59] <dissimilarName> I shall simply have to become authoritatianism
[21:59] <PigBurner> that's gonna take some work
[21:59] <dissimilarName> I got this
[21:59] <melancholicRegent> yeah, Authoritarians sort of hate fun
[21:59] <dissimilarName> Anything is worth the sublime bliss of having you hate my guts
[22:00] <melancholicRegent> but its all for the greater good or something so whatever
[22:00] <PigBurner> greater good my ass
[22:00] <PigBurner> it's power for power's sake
[22:01] <melancholicRegent> I'm agreeing with you if it wasn't clear
[22:01] <PigBurner> and I was pointing out that, that "greater good" is bullshit
[22:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have returned.
[22:02] <melancholicRegent> alright just making sure we're on the same page
[22:02] <PigBurner> oh yeah!
[22:02] <PigBurner> yeah we are
[22:03] <PigBurner> what were you doing btw?
[22:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> calculations.
[22:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> making sure the day is not closer than expected.
[22:03] <dissimilarName> C'mon dude
[22:04] <dissimilarName> The day was last Thursday
[22:04] <dissimilarName> Y'missed it
[22:04] <dissimilarName> There was fire everywhere, the sky was buzzing, everything ended
[22:04] <PigBurner> is it someone's birthday or some shit?
[22:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> if the day really came and i missed it, you wouldn't be alive to speak those words.
[22:04] <dissimilarName> I'm not alive
[22:04] <PigBurner> hm
[22:04] <dissimilarName> Still splatters, remember?
[22:05] <PigBurner> wait is it someone's anniversary?
[22:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have concluded that your previous message was a display of humor.
[22:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> ha. ha.
[22:05] <dissimilarName> Finally, someone who understands!
[22:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> pigBurner, it is not an anniversary, rather a death.
[22:05] <dissimilarName> Oh how I have longed for this day
[22:05] <PigBurner> oh
[22:05] <PigBurner> I'm sorry
[22:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> not a death of a person, nor of an idea, but of a universe.
[22:06] <PigBurner> damn
[22:06] <PigBurner> already?
[22:07] <PigBurner> have they spoken?
[22:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> i fear it may be within your lifetime.
[22:07] <dissimilarName> Sweet
[22:07] <dissimilarName> Anyone wanna buy some prime Apocalypse Bunker space?
[22:07] <PigBurner> what has caused this
[22:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do not wish to summon them early.
[22:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> me referencing them is cutting it extremely close.
[22:09] <PigBurner> holy
[22:09] <PigBurner> is there anything we can do to please them?
[22:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> they are not entities that can be pleased.
[22:10] <PigBurner> damn
[22:10] <PigBurner> so basically we fell in the shitter
[22:10] <dissimilarName> Apocalypse Bunkers for sale!
[22:10] <dissimilarName> Only cost your eternal soul, plus a chocolate bar
[22:11] <PigBurner> selling protection, see? this is what's wrong with capitalism
[22:11] <unstableEquilibrium> I, for one, am escaping before the apocalypse gets me.
[22:11] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye, and I hope to see you on the other side.
[22:11] <dissimilarName> I try to be as many things wrong as possible, PB
[22:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> considering that said entities will tear through time and space, i'm not sure any physical apocalypse bunker will protect you.
[22:11] <dissimilarName> You know this
[22:11] <PigBurner> ya ain't seeing me
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[22:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> goodbye, UE.
[22:12] <dissimilarName> And the end of days claims its first victim
[22:12] <PigBurner> well that was fast
[22:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> there really was no reason to leave.
[22:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> the end has not arrived.
[22:13] <dissimilarName> Logging off means your poorly-defined apocalypse can't get him anymore
[22:13] <PigBurner> he probably suffered from "sleeptitis"
[22:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> the one who can read the book is still present.
[22:13] <dissimilarName> Seems like a pretty decent way to escape
[22:14] <PigBurner> wait did ya read it DN?
[22:14] <dissimilarName> Eeyup
[22:14] <PigBurner> waht did ya see?
[22:14] <dissimilarName> Then saved to my CoC folder
[22:14] <dissimilarName> The most glorious visual white noise
[22:14] <melancholicRegent> the book is fucking gibberish you guys
[22:14] <dissimilarName> I grew enlightened
[22:14] <dissimilarName> And then blew my brains out with a bomb from the future
[22:14] <dissimilarName> We'll never know what it truly means
[22:15] <PigBurner> I could see some diagrams
[22:15] <PigBurner> if it's gibberish it's hard worked gibberish
[22:15] <PigBurner> like at least that's got some effort
[22:15] <melancholicRegent> I can't listen to this anymore, I'm gotta go
[22:15] <dissimilarName> Farewell, O MR
[22:16] <dissimilarName> Have a nice apocalypse
[22:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> goodbye, MR.
[22:16] <melancholicRegent> PM me about the camping trip later
[22:16] <melancholicRegent> and shut up
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[22:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...
[22:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> it was her.
[22:16] <PigBurner> oh
[22:16] <dissimilarName> Well duh
[22:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> the one who could read the book.
[22:16] <PigBurner> damn for a sec I thought it was me
[22:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> her presence left us.
[22:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> you said it was gibberish to you.
[22:17] <PigBurner> I will need to talk to her
[22:17] <PigBurner> well it maybe was another language?
[22:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> maybe it's best if she doesn't read it until the day comes.
[22:17] <PigBurner> I think I could read it if I try hard enough
[22:17] <PigBurner> yeah it's not that
[22:17] <PigBurner> she's got, other issues
[22:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> the book appears to those who can read it in the language they are most proficient in.
[22:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> i apologize for any trouble i have caused.
[22:18] <PigBurner> ah
[22:18] <PigBurner> it's fine
[22:18] <PigBurner> nothing that i can't solve
[22:19] <PigBurner> also I'm so gonna decipher that book
[22:20] <dissimilarName> ... Mind if I derail the topic a smidge?
[22:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> go ahead.
[22:21] <dissimilarName> Seeing as neither of us are the chosen one, and I've delegated the book to being a prop for the next game of CoC I play
[22:21] <dissimilarName> PB, are you a chick?
[22:21] <PigBurner> nope
[22:21] <dissimilarName> Cool
[22:21] <dissimilarName> Stop dropping hints that you are, okay?
[22:21] <dissimilarName> I can only stay blissfully ignorant for so long
[22:22] <PigBurner> that's just to annoy MR
[22:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> please don't use the book for any occult rituals.
[22:22] <dissimilarName> And as soon as somebody else clues in that I know, then I gotta start using it as another point to needle you with, and that's just bleh
[22:22] <dissimilarName> I have a reputation to keep
[22:22] <PigBurner> you pretty much just gave us a puzzle
[22:23] <PigBurner> we may not be able to read that but if it's so important hey why not
[22:24] <PigBurner> btw DN, I will kick your ass some day
[22:24] <dissimilarName> Promise?
[22:24] <dissimilarName> Look, my point is
[22:25] <dissimilarName> You're really bad at keeping this secret
[22:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> also, why are you asking if pigBurner is a juvenile domesticated chicken?
[22:25] <PigBurner> hehehe
[22:25] <dissimilarName> And it's a lot easier if nobody else knows I know, which is getting harder to pull off every time
[22:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> i doubt they are sentient enough to type on a keyboard.
[22:25] <dissimilarName> ZT's okay because I don't think they'd understand anyway
[22:26] <dissimilarName> They're actually hatching in such a way to press the keyboard
[22:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> what do i not understand?
[22:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i doubt that could happen.
[22:26] <dissimilarName> Why not?
[22:26] <dissimilarName> In an infinite universe, stranger things have happened
[22:27] <dissimilarName> Like Boltzmann Brains
[22:28] <dissimilarName> So why not chicken eggs that hatch onto a keyboard in such a way as to type PB into existance?
[22:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...but why?
[22:28] <dissimilarName> For the glory of Supreme Archdevil Bel, of course
[22:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> that's...actually a thing.
[22:30] <dissimilarName> Of course
[22:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> she's not the supreme archdevil, though.
[22:30] <dissimilarName> Oh yes she is
[22:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> were you the one who could read the book?
[22:30] <dissimilarName> I dunno, but I liked the pictures and saved them aside to play CoC with
[22:30] <dissimilarName> But no, MR's gone
[22:31] <dissimilarName> I was talking about Mum, though
[22:31] <dissimilarName> She probably raised the chickens to hatch PB
[22:31] <dissimilarName> Seems like something she'd do
[22:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> as i said, your mother will be very important in coming events.
[22:32] <dissimilarName> Something something "give life to a consciousness that only exists on a textual layer, when physically they're just a series of random events"
[22:32] <dissimilarName> 'Course she will be
[22:33] <dissimilarName> She kinda makes herself important
[22:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...well then.
[22:34] <dissimilarName> You supposedly know her, yeah?
[22:34] <dissimilarName> That shouldn't be a surprise to you
[22:34] <dissimilarName> Or you looked her up when I slipped my name
[22:35] <dissimilarName> Also possible
[22:35] <dissimilarName> Real question is why you're bringing her up
[22:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do know her, but not in person.
[22:35] <dissimilarName> Ah
[22:35] <dissimilarName> Internet stalker, then
[22:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm bringing it up for reasons--
[22:36] <dissimilarName> All the proxies in the world won't help if you name-drop yourself and have an online presence
[22:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> no, i'm not a stalker. her name was mentioned in the books given to me.
[22:36] <dissimilarName> Neato burrito
[22:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> the reasons shall be apparent when the day comes, which i hope it never will.
[22:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> i must take my leave.
[22:36] <dissimilarName> Yeah, sure
[22:36] <dissimilarName> Later Zogg
[22:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> goodbye, my friends.
[22:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((someone pastebin this))
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[22:37] <dissimilarName> Did... did he just call me his friend?
[22:37] <dissimilarName> :(
[22:37] <PigBurner> and so you failed at your only purpose
[22:37] <dissimilarName> Mum was right.  I *am* terrible at getting hated
[22:37] <PigBurner> congrats
[22:37] <dissimilarName> I should just throw myself out of this plane and call it a day
[22:38] <dissimilarName> Oh wait I'm already dead
[22:38] <PigBurner> you are still in a fucking plain
[22:38] <dissimilarName> Guess that makes it okay then
[22:38] <PigBurner> plane*
[22:38] <dissimilarName> I live my life in this plane
[22:38] <dissimilarName> This ain't news
[22:38] <PigBurner> i thought you were gone for a bit last time
[22:38] <dissimilarName> Never
[22:38] <dissimilarName> Why would I go outside?
[22:39] <PigBurner> you technically live outside
[22:39] <dissimilarName> No
[22:39] <dissimilarName> I live in a cargo hold
[22:40] <PigBurner> close enough
[22:40] <dissimilarName> That's most certainly inside, PB
[22:41] <PigBurner> i don't get you, you can go anywhere you want, and you do so little
[22:41] <dissimilarName> I really can't
[22:41] <dissimilarName> Mum won't let me leave
[22:42] <PigBurner> damn, that's actually kinda fucked up
[22:42] <dissimilarName> Supreme Archdevil, like I said
[22:42] <dissimilarName> And like her fanboy ZT said
[22:42] <dissimilarName> She's a bit of a firebrand, yeah, but hey
[22:42] <dissimilarName> I'm totally cool staying inside
[22:42] <PigBurner> you should confront her at some point
[22:43] <dissimilarName> Nah
[22:43] <dissimilarName> Then I might win
[22:43] <PigBurner> you can't live like that forever
[22:43] <dissimilarName> I beg to differ
[22:43] <PigBurner> seriously, so many things in the world, and you choose to ignore them all?
[22:43] <dissimilarName> I choose to pay attention to the things I want to
[22:44] <dissimilarName> Which means the Internet
[22:44] <dissimilarName> And roleplaying as somebody else, somewhere else
[22:44] <dissimilarName> Shoot me
[22:44] <PigBurner> but there's so many things you've yet to see that you may love
[22:45] <dissimilarName> So many places I'll never go
[22:45] <dissimilarName> Things I can never do
[22:45] <PigBurner> living in a plane, going around the world, and chooses to lock himself in his own golden cage
[22:46] <dissimilarName> Better than a world of filth
[22:46] <dissimilarName> Listen.  I'm happier staying inside, alone, and online
[22:46] <dissimilarName> Just like you're happier not being Kat
[22:46] <dissimilarName> Okay?
[22:47] <PigBurner> who told you my name
[22:47] <dissimilarName> MR, in an earlier conversation
[22:47] <dissimilarName> Remember?
[22:47] <PigBurner> fuck
[22:47] <dissimilarName> You told her to call you PB while in public chats
[22:47] <dissimilarName> I can connect dots, PB
[22:48] <PigBurner> fuck, just don't say it ok?
[22:48] <dissimilarName> I am trying very hard not to
[22:48] <PigBurner> I don't wanna mix things
[22:48] <dissimilarName> But you're pretty awful at keeping secrets
[22:48] <PigBurner> fuck you
[22:48] <dissimilarName> Nine
[22:48] <dissimilarName> You specifically said you thought the mysterious "she" who could read the book might be you
[22:49] <PigBurner> oh fuck i dind't realise
[22:49] <dissimilarName> And earlier, when UE was here, you commented on sending me a picture of your...
[22:49] <dissimilarName> Underclothes
[22:49] <PigBurner> what?
[22:49] <PigBurner> WHAT?
[22:49] <dissimilarName> Relax
[22:49] <PigBurner> no that never fucking happened
[22:49] <dissimilarName> You said you wouldn't
[22:50] <PigBurner> listen you better NOT say anything
[22:50] <dissimilarName> I'm not going to
[22:50] <dissimilarName> How many times do I have to say it?
[22:50] <dissimilarName> What I'm trying to say is
[22:50] <PigBurner> that better be the case
[22:50] <PigBurner> cause I swear
[22:50] <dissimilarName> If you want to keep a secret, keep it *better*
[22:51] <PigBurner> fuck off
[22:51] <dissimilarName> UE already thinks you're a girl
[22:51] <PigBurner> fuck
[22:52] <PigBurner> just pretend i'm not ok?
[22:52] <PigBurner> geesh
[22:52] <dissimilarName> I am pretending
[22:52] <dissimilarName> Frankly, I don't want to get involved in this can of worms either
[22:52] <dissimilarName> Especially if somebody else realizes *I* know
[22:52] <dissimilarName> Because then I have to start needling you about it
[22:52] <dissimilarName> Again.  Reputation
[22:53] <PigBurner> I will end you
[22:53] <PigBurner> seriously, don't say jack shit
[22:53] <dissimilarName> As I keep saying
[22:53] <dissimilarName> I'm not going to
[22:53] <dissimilarName> Everyone's a guy online, remember?
[22:53] <PigBurner> last thing I want is having one of the last resorts I have corrupted
[22:53] <PigBurner> yes
[22:53] <dissimilarName> What'd that be, then?
[22:53] <dissimilarName> Disappear offline and be unassociable with your online persona?
[22:54] <PigBurner> no, make a new one again
[22:54] <dissimilarName> Reasonable enough
[22:54] <PigBurner> there's a reason MR knows my name you dumb ass
[22:54] <PigBurner> mr dot connector
[22:54] <dissimilarName> IRL stuff, I can guess
[22:55] <dissimilarName> Which raises the question of why you decided it was a good idea to let her join a chat with your online self
[22:55] <dissimilarName> Without being very clear about things
[22:55] <PigBurner> i said it before, she's got issues
[22:55] <dissimilarName> Who doesn't?
[22:56] <PigBurner> yeah, but I am trying to fix them
[22:56] <PigBurner> ok?
[22:56] <dissimilarName> Okay
[22:56] <dissimilarName> That's a good goal
[22:56] <dissimilarName> Seriously, not tryna be snarky here
[22:56] <PigBurner> if you think you are a loner you didn't see her a year ago
[22:56] <dissimilarName> I'm not a loner
[22:56] <dissimilarName> Just alone
[22:56] <dissimilarName> S'a difference
[22:57] <PigBurner> you still got a door to leave next to you, just just have to confront it
[22:57] <PigBurner> you are choosing to stay in
[22:57] <dissimilarName> ...
[22:57] <dissimilarName> I'll tell you what, PB
[22:57] <dissimilarName> Eye for an eye
[22:57] <dissimilarName> But if you tell anyone, then I have full right to spill the beans to the whole world
[22:57] <dissimilarName> And in turn, if I accidentally do then *you* have dirt on me
[22:58] <PigBurner> deal
[22:58] <dissimilarName> I can't leave
[22:58] <PigBurner> you are locked?
[22:58] <dissimilarName> No
[22:58] <dissimilarName> Just sorta... messed in the head
[22:58] <dissimilarName> Not that good being outside
[22:58] <PigBurner> whatcha mean
[22:58] <dissimilarName> At all
[22:58] <PigBurner> agoraphobia?
[22:59] <dissimilarName> That's the word
[22:59] <PigBurner> well that's not nearly as juicy as I expected
[22:59] <dissimilarName> It was a free offering
[22:59] <PigBurner> don't worry, you got my word
[22:59] <dissimilarName> You can't expect me to dish out the real dirt for free when I already have something on you
[23:00] <PigBurner> I'll still beat you up if you say anything tho
[23:00] <PigBurner> and that one's for real
[23:00] <dissimilarName> Go for it
[23:00] <dissimilarName> As long as you come here to do it
[23:00] <PigBurner> oh I'll find you don't worry
[23:00] <dissimilarName> Because I ain't putting one foot out that door
[23:00] <PigBurner> you know I got contacts
[23:00] <dissimilarName> And my information is all online
[23:00] <dissimilarName> Well, Mum's is
[23:01] <PigBurner> even easier
[23:02] <dissimilarName> At the end of the day, that gilded cage is a safety net
[23:02] <PigBurner> if you say so
[23:02] <PigBurner> some day you'll have to get out for something
[23:02] <dissimilarName> And I can, sometimes
[23:02] <PigBurner> she's not living forever
[23:03] <dissimilarName> Umbrella, overcast day, stare at the ground and hobble along as fast as my stumpy little legs can carry me
[23:03] <PigBurner> good luck then
[23:04] <dissimilarName> Mm
[23:04] <dissimilarName> And you, with your revolutionary goals
[23:04] <PigBurner> very well
[23:04] <PigBurner> i will hit the pillow
[23:04] <dissimilarName> Sure
[23:04] <dissimilarName> Wait, one more question
[23:04] <PigBurner> what
[23:05] <dissimilarName> Do you have an IRL name you'd rather go by?
[23:05] <dissimilarName> Some fake alias for a random dude
[23:05] <PigBurner> Friederich
[23:05] <dissimilarName> Sounds good
[23:05] <dissimilarName> S'long as my options aren't PB and... your actual name
[23:06] <PigBurner> yeah you better not say it
[23:06] <dissimilarName> And I won't
[23:06] <PigBurner> already had a talk with her about iti
[23:06] <dissimilarName> Swear on me mum's life
[23:06] <dissimilarName> Her being Razero?
[23:07] <PigBurner> she said her name?
[23:07] <dissimilarName> Few logs ago
[23:07] <PigBurner> yeah
[23:07] <dissimilarName> Same one she named you in
[23:08] <PigBurner> sigh
[23:08] <dissimilarName> I won't tell
[23:08] <dissimilarName> But if someone else does figure it out
[23:08] <PigBurner> you better not
[23:08] <dissimilarName> And says so in a public room
[23:08] <dissimilarName> I can't be held responsible
[23:08] <PigBurner> I will kill them
[23:08] <dissimilarName> I believe you
[23:09] <dissimilarName> ... Can I make a suggestion?
[23:09] <PigBurner> depends
[23:09] <PigBurner> throw it
[23:09] <dissimilarName> Stop saying I'd better not tell people
[23:09] <dissimilarName> I'm already not going to
[23:09] <dissimilarName> I'm on your side right now, and have been since the beginning
[23:10] <dissimilarName> S'a reason I only brought it up after everyone left
[23:10] <dissimilarName> Trying to threaten people like that won't ensure they stay on your side, if they joined it willingly
[23:10] <PigBurner> ok ok ok
[23:11] <dissimilarName> Just something to keep in mind
[23:11] <dissimilarName> I sorta picked up a few things about getting people to do what you want
[23:11] <dissimilarName> From Mum
[23:12] <PigBurner> if you say so, I'll head off
[23:12] <dissimilarName> Yeah
[23:12] <dissimilarName> Guess I'd better too, then
[23:12] <dissimilarName> Nobody else to make fun of myself in front of
[23:12] <dissimilarName> G'night, Friederich
[23:12] <PigBurner> you and your weird sense of humour
[23:12] <PigBurner> night
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