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Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.*
What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.*
How do you make a pool table laugh?
 Tickle its balls.*
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.*
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF File.*
What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.*
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger.*
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.*
What do you call an Italian hooker? A Pastatute.*